Double Trouble

I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT OR ANY OF ITS CHARACTERS. I ONLY OWN MY OCS AND THE NEW PLOT I PUT THEM IN.

A/N: Hey so here is another Twilight story. I have been working on other stories from other books and movies but this story would not leave me alone! This is a comedy with smut 'cause that's how my brain works. The only violence will be close to the ones in the original books. These characters Ava and Eva are repeat characters meaning I will be using them in many other stories. They will be put into many worlds as basically the same people because they crack me up. This might border as a crackfic at times, but I promise to keep it on a plot that makes sense. There will be a big twist later though some people might see it coming. Also I have no beta so if I mess up any grammar, my bad. A little Bella bashing and others bashing to start off with but it doesn't last, I swear. Pairings: Ava/Edward, Eva/Jacob, Bella/? Ok, thanks for letting me babble! Enjoy.

Chapter 1: What just happened?

Ava and Eva Bedlam were twin sisters. Well, actually they were fraternal twins though you wouldn't know it at first glance.

Ava was the older twin, though she was usually the less mature of the two. She had big forest green eyes with grey flecks, they were framed by long thick lashes. She had waist length purple hair that started out deep raspberry at the roots before fading to a light lavender at the bottom. She also had the right side of her bottom lip pierced.

Eva, the younger twin, had big sky blue eyes with hints of grey as well. They were also surrounded by long thick lashes. She had waist length magenta hair that faded to bubblegum pink. Her lip ring was on the left side.

Both girls were very close to their father Adam who was a special effects artist. He specialized in monsters so it was rare to see either girl without some kind of dark or home made outfit.

They loved monsters because they understood how misunderstood most of them were.

Their mother had pasted away when they were younger, neither girl remembered too much about her except what Adam and his mother Lucy told them. Though she didn't pass till they were ten, it was easier for Ava to try to block out her memory since she had seen the actual death and Eva didn't want her twin to be alone. Luckily they had their grandmother's help to keep their father happy and light hearted.

They were both tall at 5'11''. Both had fit bodies from working out and vegetarian diets, though neither actually liked sports. They had nicely developing curves, seeing as they had just turned seventeen though their father teased them about having baby faces.

This usually had both applying heavy amounts of black liner, shadow, and mascara.

Fortunately, they never looked like raccoons or hookers. Growing up with a dad who could do makeup had its perks, one being you could pull off some intense looks.

They were both very pale and had matching thin noses with four small odd skin tags around their eyes. One on top of each top lid and one on each bottom lid.

Despite the girls slightly goth and unusual style they were actually quite bubbly.

Eva was quick with sarcasm while Ava was extremely blunt, not to mention that both girls had sharp tongues. If they thought something was funny they'd go with it, even if they were the only ones to get it. Both could be fun and sweet but there was one thing that brought out their inner bitches. Bullies. And maybe stupid people.

The girls were a force to be reckoned with when angered, that was for sure.

Our story begins with the teens walking around their room at their private school, Brockwork Academy. They were joking around with their bestfriend and roommate Daniela. She was a very pretty petite Spanish girl who took an instant liking to the twins.

Right now she was going over one of her favorite books, Twilight.

She loved the stories but at times she wished that the main pairing was different. It wasn't that she didn't like Bella or Edward, it's just that their relationship didn't seem like the best fit.

Also, she thought they could both lighten up a bit.

The twins, she knew, would be much better for the story. Even though they didn't feel strongly one way or another about the books, she thought they'd definitely make things more interesting.

Plus, she wanted her bestfriends to find love.

Ava and Eva didn't know it yet but Daniela had a special gift, passed down from all the women in her family. They were special, witches some people called them and she had just gained her powers. It was something that was about to change the girls lives forever.

"So you're saying" she giggled at Ava in her accented voice. "If the Edward Cullen wanted you, you'd turn him down?"

"Well I definitely wouldn't fangirl. I mean yes, he must be gorgeous and my hormones would probably run wild and kill the poor boy. Personality wise though…I just don't think it would work. I'd have to get to know him first and if he tried to pull all that controlling bullshit, we'd probably rub each other the wrong way" Ava tried to explain. "Plus, it would be way cooler to be a shape shifter!"

Eva giggled at her twin's excitement. "I'd rather be a vampire. It would be fun to be deceivingly beautiful."

"As if you aren't already" Daniela teased. "What about you Eva, my dear. Would you turn down the buff sunshine known as Jacob Black?"

"I don't know" the pink teen said with a thoughtful expression. "I might have a small issue with the age thing. Plus, he didn't seem to care that Bella was already in a relationship." She sighed. "I have to go with Ava". Her twin struck a triumphant pose. "I just don't think it would be a good match."

Daniela smirked. "We shall see".

The twins looked at her confused but let it go. Daniela often said odd things like that, but if she could put up with their weirdness then they could put up with hers.

"Come on let's get washed up and go to bed. You know Mrs. Santis will be around soon" she told them and they scrambled to get dressed for bed.

Mrs. Santis, their 'house mother', was one scary lady.

Daniela smirked as she saw the twins finishing each others rushed sentences and pushing each other out of the way to the restroom.

It was time.

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Ava and Eva were both having a weird dream. They could tell that the other was there since they had shared dreams before, but none had been like this.

There was strange chanting in a foreign language and it felt as if they were being pushed through a wind tunnel.

"Ava!" Eva screamed scared and confused before she felt her sister grab her hand. Ava was always able to make her feel safe, she was her protector.

"It's ok Eva, just try to wake up" Ava yelled back over the wind.

She was scared as well but she wasn't about to let her sister hear that. She was the older one after all, it was her job to look after Eva.

The chanting became louder but they were now able to understand the words.

"You will find them. You will love. You will be eternal!"

"The fuck!?" Ava cursed before both girls screamed as they felt the sensation of falling quickly towards the ground.

Ava and Eva shot forward in their plane seats making the pretty brunette next to them jump in fright.

"Ava, Eva? Are you alright?" she asked quietly.

Eva was taking in her new surroundings. Apparently they were on a plane, that much was obvious. She pinched herself and cursed lowly at the sting. 'Ok, so this is real but why are we on a plane? And how did we get here?' she mused before her sister smacked her arm.

Eva turned about to hit Ava back when she caught sight of what her sister was looking at and her jaw dropped matching her twin. There, blushing at their shocked faces, was Bella Swan.

They didn't know how they knew for certain, but they did.

"Um Heya Bells" Ava said awkwardly and Bella sighed relieved. She had thought that something was wrong with them for a minute. She knew that Ava usually got air sick and that Eva would pick up on it. She didn't need them puking on her…again.

"You don't feel queasy right?" she asked worriedly. They both shook their heads, for once speechless.

'We are sitting with Bella Swan, the fictional character, who somehow knows us' Ava thought blinking repeatedly trying to make her brain work.

"Good, well we're are almost there so you guys should buckle up" she smiled softly before facing the front again.

The twins followed her example before sharing a look. They would just play it by ear and see what happened. Someone would let something slip and they could start putting the puzzle pieces together.

Suddenly a thought popped into their heads and two identical evil smirks slipped onto their faces.

If Bella had seen she would have been extremely worried.

They shared another look and tried not to laugh. They were in Twilight and would most likely be spending time with Bella which would lead them to the vamps and wolves. Now there was three ways they could handle this.

They could try to blend into the back ground and simply watch the story from afar. Looking at each other and their hair and outfits, they knew that wasn't a real possibility. Besides two extra players may have already changed the game anyway.

They could try to work to make the love between Bella and Edward run more smoothly and try to make everyone happy. Honestly if they were nice sweet girls they would pick this. However, they were assholes and they knew it.

The last, and only real option for them, was to just be their usual crazy selves. Oh they'd watch out for dangers but that didn't mean they had to stick to the script. If Bella and Edward were really meant to be it wouldn't matter in the end what they did. So it didn't hurt anything to mess around a little…right?

The sisters had to suppress maniacal laughs. They'd not only get to meet their favorite characters but also the ones that annoyed them. They locked eyes. 'Should we go easy on them?' Eva's eyes asked before they both shook their heads. 'Nah.'

This was gonna be fun.

A/N: Hope you liked it. Longer chapters to come. I'll most likely update every other day or so. You'll come to find that even though some things might still surprise the twins, and their will be surprises, they kinda just go with the flow. Review, ask, or suggest if you'd like. Until next time, have an awesome day.