Prompt #38 for an anonymous tumblr user.

Ging knew he'd been pushing it with how long he hadn't eaten food, but he really didn't expect to blackout and collapse on his way into the city. He had even been right outside a bar that no doubtedly sold food. He had been so close, but his body knew his limits better than he did. Talking about unexpected things though, another thing he didn't expect was to awaken in a lavish hotel room on probably the most uncomfortably cushioned bed in the entire world.

Upon sitting up and inspecting his surroundings, he had been surprised not to find any bruises on his body. All that he did know at that point was that he was still immensely hungry and in an unknown area. Of course, he couldn't leave without another surprise being sprung upon him, cause just as he had found his way to the edge of the bed, none other than Pariston Hill had walked out of the bathroom, the same infuriating grin that was always plastered on his face even more annoying than usual.

"To what do I owe the pleasure?" Ging started off sarcastically, noting how Pariston's eyebrow twitched at the statement.

"Why my dear Ging, you should really be thanking me."

Ging folded his arms, raising his eyebrow.

"Oh really now?"

Pariston nodded, moving closer as he picked his next words carefully.

"You fainted… straight into my arms." Noticing no change on Ging's face, his grin widened as he continued, "You know, if you wanted my attention you didn't have to go to such extremes." He leaned forward now, their faces a mere inches away. "I'd give you my undivided attention so long as you'd ask."

Ging frowned, obviously unamused by what the rat was doing. "Luckily for both of us, I never will, now if you'll excuse me, I've got some business to attend to." He brushes past the blonde, his mood made sour at the thought of having been delayed food. As he closed the door, Pariston wrinkled his nose.

"I really should've made him bathe before leaving."