Perfect Isn't Easy

Original by: Bette Midler for Oliver and Company (Disney)

Parody by: Me for Mettaton

Boy, we've got work to do

Pass me the paint and glue

Perfect isn't easy

But, it's me

When one knows the world is watching
One does what one must
Some minor adjustments, darling
Not for my vanity

But for humanity

Each little step a pose
See, how the crafting shows
Sometimes, it's too much for even me
When all of the world says yes
Then, who am I to say no?
Don't ask a droid to strut like a show-bot
No, boy, you need a pro

Not that you'd understand

I'm in high demand
La, da-da, dee, dee, da

Perfection becomes me, n'est ce pas?
Unrivaled, unruffled

I'm beauty unleashed
(Yeah)
Jaws drop, hearts stop,

So classic and classy
We're not talkin' Blooky
La, ah, ooh

Though many covet my fame and beauty
They're barkin' up the wrong tree
You pretty monsters all over the underground
I have your hearts and you have my pity
Pretty is nice, but still, it's just pretty
Perfect, my dear, is me