(Based on true events)

Four years have past since Dipper and Mabel moved back to Piedmont California. They are now both 17, and in high school. As expected things are much more boring in Piedmont, and Dipper was looking for something "different" to do. He wanted the rush of danger back, but he was not having any luck finding something that was fun and legal to do in Piedmont. However that was about to change.

While Dipper and Mabel were walking down the hall, he noticed a poster for the blood drive.

"Hey Mabel, look at this." Dipper said as he pointed to the poster. "They are having a blood drive in room 217. How about we go and give blood?"

"Hm… I don't know Dipper, I really don't think I could give blood". Mabel didn't seem to like the idea, but Dipper understood.

"It's alright Mabel, I know this is not for everyone. I could just do this on my own." Dipper was a little sad, but he didn't want to force her into it.

"Oh, ok Dipper. I'll just tell Mrs. Tnucyhctib that you are giving blood, i'm sure she will understand."

"Sweet! Thanks Mabel!" And with that, Dipper was on his way to room 217.

When Dipper arrived at room 217, he saw a girl with red hair sitting at the sign in desk, but there didn't seem to be anyone else. "Excuse me, is this the place for the blood drive?" Dipper asked, making sure he was at the right place.

"Yes this is the right place. The only reason it seems so empty is because the other workers went out to grab some food. Also you're the first person to actually show up." The redhead said happily.

Dipper was happy to hear this. "Alright, so where do we start?" Dipper asked.

"Just sign your name here, read this packet, fill this paper out, and I will ask you some questions. Oh and call me Mary"

After about 15 minutes, Dipper was ready to give blood.

"Alright Dipper, just sit up on this bed, and we can get started." Mary happily said.

Dipper climbed up on the bed, and prepared for what was to come next.

After Mary went through all the procedures, and cleaned the insertion point. She finally stuck the needle in his arm. This hurt Dipper a little, but he has been through worse.

After about five minutes, there was quite a bit of blood in the bag.

"Don't worry Dipper, you're doing…" Mary stopped what she was saying when she noticed something about Dippers blood.

"Mary? Is something wrong?" Mary did not respond, and instead seemed to be entranced by Dippers blood.

"Dipper… your blood is velvet red." Mary seemed to be lost in the blood, and she could not hold back any more. She grabbed two rubber straps, and tied him down.

"What are you doing!" Dipper cried, but she didn't listen.

She then took the bag of blood, and started to drink it. She choked on the blood, and started to cough it up on her clothing. She then took off her clothing, and started to rub the blood on her naked body.

"Why are you doing this! Please stop!" Dipper pleaded with Mary.

"You have such healthy blood Dipper! I need it!" Mary then proceeded to drink more of his blood, but then she got a wicked idea.

She pulled out another needle, and unzipped Dippers pants.

"I wonder if your cock blood will taste as good." Said Mary as she prepared to stab his dick.

"Help! Somebody help me!" Dipper cried as loud as he could, and hoped that someone would hear him. Fortunately, his cries did not go unnoticed.

Suddenly a black man who was wearing a watermelon as a helmet crashed through the window, but this was no ordinary black man… This is Tyrone! King of the niggas, and master of watermelon!

"Don't worry little honky, I will save you!" Tyrone said as he prepared to fight Mary. Mary then screamed like a banshee, and charged at Tyrone. However Tyrone stopped her charge with a well placed ghetto sucker punch to her face. This knocked her back, but she still had some fight in her.

"You stupid fucking nigger!" Mary screamed as she grabbed a needle, and charged at him again. However when she tried to stab him, Tyrone used his watermelon shield to block the syringe.

"Alright bitch! It's time to finish this!" Tyrone then broke the syringe with his shield, and began to rapidly bitch/pimp slap her.

"Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!"

After beating nearly all the life out of her, and setting a new record for how many times he could say bitch while beating a bitch. He decided that it was time to end it.

"Your finished bitch!" Tyrone said as he threw her into the air. Tyrone then summoned a watermelon bomb, and threw it at Mary. When the bomb hit her, the sky lit up with blood and watermelon. Needless to say, Mary was no more.

Tyrone then walked up to Dipper, and untied him. However Dipper was low on blood.

"Don't worry honky, I know what to do." Tyrone then started a watermelon blood ritual, and transmitted the watermelon blood into Dipper.

"You… You saved me! How could I ever repay you?" Dipper asked trying to hold back his tears of joy.

"Well Dipper… When your sister turns 18, have her call me." And with that, one of the world's greatest heroes left to serve more nigga justice.

Dipper then left the room, and decided to head back to class. Mainly because Dipper is a FUCKING NERD!

The end my niggas!

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