Bonding with friends is fun right?

Yeah, no.

When you're blind and are told to write a poem about nature it's like telling a dead person to walk it off, like here's my haiku bitches:

Roses are black/ violets are black/ I can't see.

So when I, Alfred F. Jones AKA the United States of America,am told by my boss (the president, mind you) I'm all for it, that is until we get trapped.

Being a nation is very troublesome in these situations, you see, it all started out perfectly normal, me putting on my idiot mask, everyone fighting, me pretending to enjoy the type 2 diabetes people call McDonald's, Germany yelling, me pretending to be a hero, etc. the usual. None of the of the nations know I'm blind, it makes me surprised they don't considering I've been blind since my brother Canada, and my former "mentor" burned down my capital, the White House, and they all think I'm dense!

Well I think I should explain the "situation", to put it simply we've been trapped in the meeting room, which is in the UN, which is in America, can you guess whose getting blamed? If you guessed A.) the only blind nation B.) America (that's me, hello!) or C.) all of the above, you're correct. Here's how it's going down, everyone was yelling at me, I pretended to care, Italy got everyone calmed down with Germany, Italy now has somehow gotten everyone to write poems about fucking nature, the dude maybe an idiot but he's also my friend and it's incredibly hard to say no to him but it's also harder to write about nature when you can't remember what it looks like, and can only read or write with braille. I've decided to just lean back in the surprisingly comfy swivel chair and "look" at the ceiling, I know I sighed but I didn't think this tiny freaking sigh would attract a stuck up Brit. I heard England huff in annoyance which caused me to smirk and lean forward, with my hands folded on the table, and a mocking idiot grin on my face but I kept my eyes cold and calculating, well I hope I did.
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