It was after dinner, and the Uzumaki household was peacefully quiet. Baby Himawari was already in her crib snoozing, Hinata was resting on the couch, and Boruto and Naruto played with blocks on the floor beneath her. It was a little time before his own bedtime.

There was nothing that could interrupt this blissfully hushed moment. That is, until the toddler, Boruto asked a seemingly innocent question.

"Daddy, why do you like nursing?"

At that moment, everything changed from peaceful to chaotic. Hinata sat up with wide eyes, staring at Boruto and Naruto was sputtering, struggling to find something to say.

"W-what are you talking about?" Naruto finally uttered when he found his voice again. Though, his face was red"I don't nurse."

"Mommy said so." He blinked at his father. "And Mommy never lies. It's fact."

Naruto immediately turned to her with an accusing look."Hinata, what the hay-hay!"

"I never said that!" Hinata protested, looking back at Boruto.

"Sure you did. Remember when you were trying to nurse Himawari and she wouldn't. And then you said. 'I don't what your deal is, your dad likes it'. Remember?"

They looked at their son with wide eyes, how could he remember such a thing so-so-so precisely. Not one of them knew what to say, so Boruto took this as initiative to continue.

"So, why do you like nursing? Is it because you like milk so much?" The toddler remembered how much milk his did drank. He also loved milk.

"Y-yeah. That's exactly it. I, uh, like you're mommy's milk."

"Is it that good? Can I have some too?"

Hinata buried her face into her hands, feeling incredibly embarrassed.

"No, no you can't."

Boruto's little face formed a frown that was too cute."Why not?"

"Because..."

"'Cause?"

"Because I said so."

"That's not fair! Himiwari gets some!"

Hinata interjected."You're too old, Boruto. That's why."

"Then what about Daddy. He's older than me!" He pointed at Naruto.

He got them there. How did they get trapped like this with a little child.

"Well,um, that's because it's only for babies and daddies." The older blonde coughed into his fist.

"Babies and daddies?"

"Yes! Exactly!"

He nodded, understanding."Sooo, uncle can have some of mommy's milk?"

"Hell no!"

"Naruto!" Hinata scolded.

"But he's a daddy too." He was now confused.

"It doesn't work like that. You have to be married to the mommy to get the milk. Get it?"

"I think I do." He nodded.

"Good." Naruto smiled."Now it's time for bed."

"Okay!" He chirped.

The next day, Boruto and his family went to the park and met up with the Uchiha's. Sakura and Hinata got caught up in a conversation while Naruto played with all the other children.

Eventually Boruto strayed from the playground and sat himself on the bench where Sasuke sat. He sighed, feeling relaxed, and then asked."Do you like milk?"

Sasuke frowned, that was a completely random question. Though, children were like that."It's okay."

"Do you like auntie Sakura's milk?"

"What?" Sasuke looked at the boy. He wasn't quite sure if the he was correct at guessing what Boruto was implying.

"But...She doesn't look like she has much to offer."

Lol, I hoped you guys enjoyed! I thought of this idea while I was browsing the internet. Poor, sweet, innocent Boruto!

But after I made the decision to write all the chapters to my stories and then start uploading them steadily. I made another decision. I'm going to make more one-shots. So, look forward to them.

Little Miss Kairi out~!