I opened the door and was immediately greeted with the sight of Clara, stark naked in a bed of yellow flowers. For a moment, I wondered if true had actually killed me, and this was some sort of heaven. but the confused and embarrassed look she got when she saw me, saw that I was naked, and saw that she was to, told me that we were both still in the realm of the living.

"Sorry," I said, trying to look away politely but not having the willpower, "True's kind of a perv sometimes." "Yeah, I noticed." Clara said, blushing bright red. "So what fandom did he drop us in anyway?"

"Not sure, unless.." I get closer, momentarily causing Clara to panic and retreat until she realized I was now focusing on the flowers, not her. "I recognize these flowers. There's only one game where they are in a prevalent role of any kind." I said, "Clara dear, we're in Undertale."

"Are you sure?" She asked, looking around nervously. "Well.." I said, spotting a yellow tinkle on the ground, "Pretty certain." I touch the save point, saving game with Clara. "Now let's find out where and when we are in Undertale."

"I'm not going anywhere until I'm dressed." Clara said. I sighed, "Okay, okay," I snapped, forming outfits for both of us. I modeled my own after a picture of anime female Frisk, and did the same for Clara, but with the colors reversed so it was purple with blue stripes instead of the classic Frisk pattern. "You like?" I asked.

"You could do that the whole time?" Clara questioned, "And you were just going to walk off without any clothes?" I shrugged, "Guess I'm just comfortable in my own skin. Aren't you?"

Clara blushed again at this, "I, well, of course. I just wanted to make sure you were." She said, walking out of the flower patch, oblivious to my grin, 'point for me.' I thought.

After some searching, we determined we were in the RUINS, and not in the normal path one goes down in the game either, we were in the actual city of HOME. I looked around curiously, seeing that there were very few save points. As I walked, I made myself a little quest log in my kind.

Objectives: Explore all the off-path areas I can, fuck Toriel, meet all kinds of monsters, fuck Sans, convince Clara to have a little fun with a monster of some kind.

That seemed to be all for the moment, and I kept walking. "So, you know about this game, what can we expect to see here?" Clara asked. "A ton of monsters for one thing." I said. Seeing the beginnings of panic on Clara's face, I clarified, "All of which can be pacified with friendly conversation and a few kind gestures. The trick to this game is keeping in mind that there is no actually evil character who deserves to die or anything like that. Even the Cthulhu flower has a good reason for acting like he does."

"The Cthulhu flower?" Clara questioned. "Don't worry, everything will be fine." I promise her. "Just don't accidentally kill anything."

Almost on cue, the world flashed as a fight was triggered. I turned, seeing we were face to face with an anthro Froggit, a female. I whistled, enjoying the sight of the naked monster girl. When I looked down at the options however, I realized that this was not a normal Undertale.

Options: Grope, Flirt, Item, Compassion.

I was gonna need to thank True at some point.