Author's note: beer...just beer and also spoiler alert for mirai nikki and i own neithier series

Sonya growled and chased karma around the whole house.

"Come back here you little bitch" The general cursed, trailing the speedy demon.

"Ha ha! You'll never catch up to me!" The brat taunted, bouncing from room to room with the blonde woman occasionally stopping to catch her breath. Meanwhile in the living room, something…weird was taking place.

"PLEASE I'm so SORRY!" Scorpion whined, crying into Kuai Liang's shoulder, the blue ninja rubbed the weeping shirai ryu and whispered endearing words in the yellow master. Kung Lao and Liu Kang were having a drink competition with Kung Jin, Jax and Johnny cheering for them, ordering them to chug more booze down. Mileena was lying dizzy on the ground, moaning with pain whilst D'vorah stumbled nearby and tripped over the hybrid's body.

On contrast to all this chaos, the brawler and the whipping master decided to share moments with their drunkenness.

"You are incredible in bed." Takeda chuckled, stroking jacqui's chin. Briggs chuckled before leaning closer to Takeda as if they were kissing.

"I wonder if you're incredible on the couch too." She replied before getting tapped on the neck by Nagisa. The afro American girl fell unconscious and commenced snoring, Takahashi looked around and saw Cassie on the chandelier

"I came in like a wreckingball!" She droned swinging on the ornament.

"Let's see how much you've learnt from Bo' rai cho!" Liu Kang muttered, forcing more alcohol

The only one who wasn't drunk was Kano.

"Please? Just a drop?" The red-eyed mercenary pleaded, Johnny Cage just laughed and pinched the man's nose.

"Nup!" Johnny replied, popping the p sounding in the nope, he poked kano's red nose again before Liu Kang and Kung Lao tauntingly chugged down more booze in front of him. Isogai sighed before shooing the three men away and freeing Kano from his cocoon prison.

"What happened here?"

"Cage found some booze in the living room and shared it around and they-"

Kano and the student president looked down to see Mileena clutching Kano's leg and begging for her money back. The black dragon leader spat on the ground before stepping on Mileena's face and telling here there were no refunds.

"Are you guys from before story-mode?" Nagisa inquired

"Story mode?"

"have you been hired by Kotal Kahn yet?"

"Not yet, why?" Kano asked, that's when Erron Black furrowed his eyebrows.

"Oh...hell no. I'm NOT working with you." The cowboy groaned, pulling out his revolvers. Kano pulled his knives and casually trimmed his beard.

"I'd rather kill you." Kano growled with his weapons glinting in the light of the chandelier. All the students' eyes widen.

"no no no Please no!" Okuda pleaded waving her arms at Kano from throwing one of his knives. Kayano wrapped her legs around Black's neck and began choking him like an anaconda.

"You're...heavy...for a flat-chested brat." he managed to stutter, only to be greeted by more strength around his neck.

"I thought the 'forever flat' nickname was getting old!" Kayano growled, using her body to bring down the cowboy.

"Forever flat?" Kano inquired, looking at nakumura.

"Gal english, at your service."

"Where's karma-kun?" Isogai asked.

yeah..where IS karma?

"Damnit Akabane!" Sonya cursed, she tried to kick Karma in the abdomen only to be intercepted by punches that clashed with her feet.

"Losing your touch, blade." Karma replied, sticking his tongue out. Sonya growled with anger before cartwheeling towards karma and clutching his waist.

"What the..." He muttered suddenly he was pulled to the ground in choke hold.

"Gah! let go!" Karma groaned, struggling between her thighs.

"Not till you take that comment back."

"But it's the truth!" Karma stated only to be clenched tighter around his neck. "ok ok i take it back Chun Li...ARGH general Blade."

With a nod of her head, Sonya released Karma from her legs and helped him up.

"Where are the others?" Blade mused squinting down the hallway.

Karma shrugged before looking back at the hallway.

"Duck!" Karma ordered, pushing General Blade down. The blonde officer fell flat on her back and turned around to see Kano brandishing his knives.

"I told you no more damaging my property!" Kayano shrilled uselessly bashing the cyborg's back. Erron chuckled and loading his revolver.

"Right when we were so close." He mentioned, earning a glare from Sonya who pulled the knife from the wall.

"Where's my daughter?" She demanded, sticking the blade close to the black dragon's throat. Isogai rolled his eyes and told of the drunk fighters. Sonya sighed before muttering about her daughter getting drunk quickly. Okuda nervously twiddled her thumbs and Nakumura took notice.

"Hey, Okuda-chan, do you have anything to offer?" She asked in a sing-songy voice twirling one of the scientist's pigtails.

"Stay away from her, Nakamura." Karma growled pulling out his anti-sensei dagger.

"Uh..i made a traquilising substance, uh...Midazolam." She answered, pulling out the conical flask with the cork stuck at the top.

"That's dangerous, how come korosensei lets you DO something like that!" Sonya berated. "The formula is C18H13ClFN3: carbon, hydrogen, chlorine, flurine and nitrogren. Calm down." Nagisa recited. Kayano pulled out a bag of BB pellets and poured them into the mixture. She put the cork back on and the substance a few times before handing it to the gun slinger.

"Take this as training, kids." Erron smirked, loading some of the anti-sensei guns and passing them to the students and his new-found allies.

"Make sensei proud. MOVE OUT!" Sonya ordered.

"So who's the only one unconscious?"

"Jacqui, i nailed her neck and she's unconscious." Nagisa recalled, cocking his gun.

"D'vorah and Mileena will be your first targets, they're not adapted to drinking. That makes them easy targets." Sonya orderd, pointing towards the tarkatan hybrid and the kyttin queen who were stumbling around the room. "The assembly of those who wanted to watch or participate in the drinking competition were their next targets since they were too distracted. No doubt Takeda will do his best to protect his dad. Watch out for his whips, Kung Jin is no slouch eithier, with or without his bow. Seargeant Cage is a moving target so you better leave it to gun slinger here. Scorpion and Sub-zero will most likely be the hardest out of all of them so leave that to me and Kanzaki."

"Ugh this would've been much easier if Hayami or Chibi were here." Isogai groaned, his hands were trembling with the handgun, even IF the ammo was tranquilisers, he was using it to hunt humans.

"For narnia!" Karma cheered and rushed into the living room. Everyone turned their heads, Liu Kang growled at the red hair boy for stopping their drinking competition and tossed a nearby dictionary-like book at them. Kano's red eye obliterated the paper and karma picked up the cover sheet.

"korosensei's guide to nagoya?" He read.

"You ACTUALLY kept that?" Nagisa asked, turning to the embarrassed Kayano.

"It WAS handy." She admitted, nervously tapping her feet. Mileena grasped onto Karma's feet and clenched hard on his ankle with her sharp nails. Karma aimed his gun at the centre of the girl's forehead before releasing the trigger.

"Oh...uh." Johnny muttered, readying his fighting stance. He performed a green shning kick to engage combat with his wife, who deflected his blows. Nagisa turned around and parkoured over the couch to aim at Takeda's face. The shirai ryu boy cracked his whip twice and the bbs were intercepted. Kanzaki nimbly dodged the pincers of the kyttin queen and kicked the woman's face. She blushed as she heard a wolf whistle from Black and pushed down the skirt of her school uniform. Sugino rolled his eyes and tossed a ball aimed at the mercenary's legs. The baseball clashed against his thigh, triggering him ( get it trigger?) to miss his shot.

"Damnit sugino!" He cursed.

"Sorry, an accident." Sugino sarcastically apologised.

"As true as my loyalty to kotal Kahn" Erron replied with equal sarcasm.

"you have loyalty?"

"...Very funny."

That's when Black was tackled to the ground by Cassie who leapt off the chandelier and began punching the cowboy's face.

"She's gonna do a brutality!" Nagisa exclaimed. Sonya growled and attempted to call off her inferior officer, only to be responded with a few not-so-nice words from Cassie' mouth.

"Ugh, this is all your fault." Sonya responded, punching her drunk ex-husband. Okuda ran towards the pinned down cowboy and pushed Cassie off, engaging in a one sided fist fight.

"You owe me, bastard!" Okuda struggled as each time she said a word Cassie would attack her face. With a click of his revolver, the blonde brawler laid unconscious and onto Okuda. Karma helped her up gave her his gun

"Karma-kun?" She asked before realising that he tackled Sub-zero to the ground. Kanzaki was still fighting d'vorah. The bug queen kept summoning her bees to distract Kanzaki, who held her arms together to maintain her strength.

"Feast on her, my children!" The kyttin ordered, swinging her arms towards the Japanese teen. Kanzaki waited for the swarm to narrowly miss her skirt and struck the Queen's head with the butt of the gun. Once the bees dispersed, D'vorah looked up to see Kanzaki's smiling face and a handgun at her face, within a few seconds she was out.

"Who's left?" She said, turning to Nakumura. The English gal was ducking and dodging the moves of the yellow ninja.

"A lot: Mileena, d'vorah and Cassie are down- Ugh-, I can't maths!" She groaned. Karma was in a fist fight with Sub-zero. Nagisa was having his head bashed to the ground by Takeda. Isogai was in chokehold and struggling in Kung Jin's grip. Okuda was hiding behind a couch and taking moments to strike behind some individuals that stumbled past her. Kayano was shooting left to right with Sugino against her back.

"This is going NOWHERE!" Sugino groaned, putting emphasis on the word 'nowhere'. Kano then pulled out a toy grenade and smirked.

"Oi glasses!" He called, waving towards Okuda, she popped out from her hiding spot and shot three bbs that ricocheted and collided with the neck of Kung Jin. Okuda caught the toy grenade.

"Where the HELL you get that!" Sonya growled, unsure whether to be concerned or angry at her greatest enemy. Okuda, understanding his plan, emptied all her ammo inside the toy grenade.

"I don't have enough!" She sighed, that's when Sonya tossed her handguns towards the girl.

"Fall back everyone!"

Nagisa rammed Takeda into Kenshi before taking off, Karma judoflipped sub-zero in scorpion's direction, Kayano and Sugino hopped off the table, Kanzaki finished Johnny Cage before helping Sonya up, Nakamura dived for the door whilst Isogai dodged Kung Lao's hat and ran into Nagisa. When everyone evacuated, there was something missing.

"Throw it Okuda!" Nagisa said.

"Uh…I don't know how to use a grenade?"

Everyone face palmed, Sonya snatched the bomb and tossed it into the living room after removing the pin. Isogai slammed the door and, with the help of Nakumura, stood behind the door to prevent it from exploding forwards.

After 5 minutes, Karma cheered.

"Yeah! that was awesome!" The red head hi-fived his classmates before checking the room, everyone was fast asleep except for Jacqui who was slowly stirring up.

"Huh? What happened, it looked like a bomb when off in here." She groaned, Nagisa gave her a helping hand.

"You'd be surprised." He muttered, that's when Jacqui took one glace at the two criminals next to Sonya and punched Kano's metallic side of the face.

"Watch out, general." Briggs warned, prepping her fists up to fight the Black Dragon scumbag. Everyone couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"Is the booze effects going away?" Nakumura asked. Jacqui rubbed her head before commenting on the dizzy after effects.

"We'll order pizza, you kids entertain yourselves." Sonya said before gesturing Jacqui and the groaning Kano to follow them.

"…are you thinking what I'm thinking?" Isogai stated. That's when Nakumura and Karma hugged Nagisa close to both of them and asked if they were going to dress him into maid cosplay.

"uh…no I was planning on watching Mirai Nikki." The class president stated, with a sweat drop. The manipulative duo dropped the hapless blue haired boy with a shrug, saying that they didn't really care.

"Wait…what's mirai nikki?" Erron asked.

"You'll enjoy it." Kanzaki said.

They were in Kayano's bedroom, the green haired girl was sitting on her bed with Okuda and Nakmura laying near her. Nagisa, Karma and Sugino sat on the ground whilst Erron found himself comfortable with a recliner chair. Kanzaki and Isogai (like those kind considerate sane assassin-in-training students they were) decided to go help Kano and Jacqui clean up the living room whilst Sonya dialed the closest Pizza hut, since the kids were too young and her Japanese was the best out of all the kombatants of MKX.

They were on the edge of their seats at the intense battle.

"These dudes are weird." Erron muttered, looking at the five 12ths, who were running towards the group of Yuno, Yukiteru and Tsubaki.

"Nah, 12th is awesome, hands down!" Sugino reassured.

"Sugino, some of us are only 4 episodes in, I'm sure the other diary holders will be awesome." Nagisa sighed.

"5th is great, his idea of poison's so effective." Okuda defended, crossing her arms.

"9th has nice boobs though." Karma stated, recalling the female who had an interest in bombs.

"I'm starting to like this more and more." Erron chuckled, everyone began to wonder whether it was the anime itself or just all of them bickering but they just shrugged it off.

"Shh! No spoilers!" Rio hissed, playfully throwing a pillow and Okuda's head. That's when the audience was silent to watch the intense scene.

"Shuffling, that's not fair!" Yukii complained, that's when his yandere girlfriend brandished an axe with blood on its blade.

"What kind of parent would let their 14 year old daughter handle an axe?" The kombatant commented before getting silenced by the bear plushie, courtesy of Kayano.

"One of them is blind, everyone else can see. Then..." The anime yandere prompt, picking up a pebble. That's when Yuno took off running towards the shuffling 12ths with an axe in one hand and a pebble in another.

"Yuno!" the first diary owner called with his arm out.

"You want to bet on a 20 percent chance?!" 6th screamed, that's when Yuno tossed the pebble to the left hand side, it made a clatter sound. All the heads turned, all but one turned right.

"Now that's smart." Kayano complimented.

"Oh this is going to be GREAT!" the blonde English enthusiast gushed.

"You have good ears." Yuno complimented before swinging the axe back.

That's when Jacqui opened the door with a grin and without a knock.

"Hey guys, the pizza's he-" The brawler announced before witnessing the gory death of 12th.

"Wohoo! Yeah! that was awesome!" Everyone watching cheered, Jacqui looked horrified at the accentuated blood droplets shown on the screen.

"What the…WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU WATCHING," She screamed before shutting the TV, everyone began protesting for her to turn it back on. "Thank god it wasn't the general who caught you watching this."

Cassie blinked her eyes for a few moments, adjusting to the bright light. Luckily she wasn't the only one, a majority of the kombatants were still recovering from their drunkness.

"Uggh…where are we?" Kung Jin groaned, rubbing his head. He focused his eyes on the assembly of children eating pizza.

"Ah! i'm glad to see you awake!" Jacqui smirked, waving towards the direction with a slice of pizza.

"Yeah!" Takeda cheered getting up from his drowsiness and running towards his girlfriend. Cassie and Kung Jin then stirred.

"Seriously though, that was intense." Kayano contemplated.

"That pink haired chick was smart." Erron admitted, crossing his arms and nodding his head.

"What are they talking about?" Takeda asked.

"A bloody anime they were watching." Jacqui sighed, before munching on the pizza. The shirai ryu boy just nervously nodded his head before reaching for some pizza.

A few minutes later

Everyone had waken up, some decided to hoard an entire box (like d'vorah) whilst others decided to pretend they were asleep (like mileena and Sub-zero). Of course the students were very eager to continue watching mirai nikki, once they completed eating their pizza.

"Let's go let's go let's go!" Sugino cheered, gesturing his friends to stand up.

"No." Sonya ordered with a frown.

"Excuse me?"

"I said no, you guys need to continue."

"Continue on what?"

"I think she means continuing watching mirai nikki." karma smirked, cracking his knuckles.

"No."

"Making poisons?" Okuda suggested, another negative answer.

"finding awesome ways to dress Nagisa up?" Nakumura hoped.

"Also no."

"Playing smash bros?" Kanzaki shyly proposed.

"Definetly no."

"...i'm out of ideas." Everyone sighed.

"Lessons?" Sonya replied in a sing-songy voice.

"...but Kenshi's still drunk." Isogai stated, pointing at the stumbling swordsmen.

"...knock yourselves out, i need some sleep." The general groaned, walking towards the kitchen to make some coffee.

"YES!" All the students cheered, Sugino parkoured over the couch and next to the destroyed x-box and the still alive and working wii U, he inserted the disk before handing the controllers to all his friends.

"Smash! Smash! Smash!" They all chanted. Cassie and her crew, interested stuck around as the other kombatants decided to amuse themselves around the mansion.

"What is this?" Kung Jin inquired, looking at the giant TV that Korosensei generously established after it blew up yesterday.

"Smash bros." Nagisa stated, choosing his main smasher: Link.

"Ohhh! I remember this," Takeda recalled "With Mario and Pikachu and Kirby and stuff, with the game cube."

"Game cube, we have a grandpa here!" Sugino laughed, gesturing to the confused Takeda and earning laughs from everyone else.

Sugino was the last one to pick his fighter out of the eight player smash, he was still conflicted on whether to pick captain falcon or fox.

"Hurry up Sugino!" Kayano groaned, pinching the slugger's cheek. Right when he choose captain falcon, karma pressed the start button.

"What the…AKABANE?!" He growled turning to the grinning ginger who was in charge with the game pad.

"Eeeh, but Sugino, You were so slow!" The red head replied with a grin and his tongue sticking out.

"You're the slow one, IKE!" Okuda playfully stated, flicking his head.

"Zelda's crap, don't deny it." Rio stated, cracking her knuckles.

"Says the one who spams Samus' power ball." Kanzaki sighed.

"That's rich coming from you, Marth!" Isogai joked, pulling on the sleeve of her uniform playfully.

"It's Lucina besides, at least I'm not a cheap swordsmen with a crappy voice like you." The class idol shrugged, pointing her nunchuck at the blue girly looking assassin

"Oh it's on!" Nagisa growled, glaring at the screen and his opponents.

"Ugh…it's nine thirty. I don't know about you guys, but I'm going to bed." Kung Jin groaned, groggily looking at a nearby clock.

"Sure, we'll stay up." Sugino replied, not taking his eyes off the giant flashing screen. Of course some didn't really care about the kids so they disappeared off to rooms already. The ones that were left were Kenshi, Jax, Liu Kang, Johnny Cage, Kung Lao, Kung Jin, Cassie, Takeda and Jacqui. As the students began their match, the adults crowded together.

"One of us has to stay." Kung Lao explained, gesturing to the oblivious children who were crouched infront of the screen. The kombatants looked at each other with anger yet nervousness.

"Let's decide with in morta-" Kenshi began before the game was paused and everyone glared at him.

"Say mortal komabt and I SWEAR that'll be the last thing you said!" Kayano growled, before unpausing and continuing the game.

"Huh, this will only end in one easy way." Liu Kang sighed, everyone nodded their heads in agreement…well all except for Kenshi since he couldn't tell because of his blindness

"…I nominate Kenshi!" The all of them stated before taking off to their rooms.

"Huh? What the? Takeda!" Kenshi gasped.

"Let us know when it's 10:30 oka-Oh come on! Stop camping Okuda!" Nagisa explained.

"huh...ok." Kenshi reassured before sleeping on the cushion nearby.

Author's note:..YAY i wrote enough! also i did some research and apparantly pure flurine is harmful especially when reacting with objects so Okuda could've got hurt but since this is assassination classroom and she's already cooked up some neat poisons, let's roll with Korosensei helped her make the tranquilizer also mirai nikki is awesome! you should watch it.

Aqua out!