Okay, this is my first _attempt_ at being funny. I'm not that good at it...

Dun Dun Dun Disclaimer: I own a rock. Not Zelda, not crazy mongoose, not SSBM. I own a fully legalized lisenced rock. I will hit you with my rock if you even _try_ to sue me.

Zelda:*Pacing around room* Oh no! If that information lands in the wrong hands I will _DIE_!What am I going to do???

Random person(RP): Press the red button!!!

Zelda: Shut up! *Throws spoon at RP*

RP: Owie.... may..be... it .... was.... the.... green button....

Zelda: *Hits RP with her shoe*

Impa: *enters room* So I hear some "Vital" information was stolen. If i were you, Zelda, I would get link to help you catch the culprit.

Zelda: *Snaps fingers* I know, I'll phone Link and see if he can help me catch the culprit! FINALLY! A GOOD IDEA!

Impa: *mutters* all this fuss over her-

Zelda: Where is my cell phone!??

Impa: Your holding it.

Zelda: I am??????? OH!

Narrator dude (ND): after a few rings....

Zelda: Finally someone picked up!! Link? I need you down here now!!!

Machine: hi you've reached Link. I'm out saving the world right now, but if you leave a message I will get back to you as soon as I get back to this time._BEEP_

Zelda: LINK WHERE ARE YOU GET YOUR BUTT DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW!

Impa: Answering machine?

Zelda: Yup.

ND: So where is link now? Let's go see...

***********Link's House*****************

Crazy mongoose: AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Beat you again link!!!!!

Link: *drops controller* How-how- could this happen?? you've beaten me 782-

Angel Kalyna: 794.

Link: -794 times at Super Smash Brothers Melee and _I_ star in it!!

Crazy mongoose: ^________________________^

Kalyna: Link you've got a message on your answering machine. We must have missed the phone ringing.

Link: I do??

Kalyna: Yup *plays it*

Machine: _First message_ Link Kokari? It's Kakriko Dry Cleaners. Your dry cleaning is ready to be picked up. _Next message_ LINK WHERE ARE YOU GET YOUR BUTT DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW!

Crazy Mongoose: I'm guessing that was Zelda, right??

Link: Yup.

Kalyna: Oh good for a second I thought it was the dry cleaners!

Crazy Mongoose and Link: O.o()

Link:I better get down there.

Kalyna: Can we come??

Crazy Mongoose: Pleaaaaaaaaaase???

Link:... Only if you promise to tell no one that You beat me at SSBM.

Kalyna and Crazy Mongoose: Deal.

Link: *Calls epona on Orcarina of Time*

Crazy mongoose: *plays epona's song backwards on Flute of seasons (think Rod of seasons..)*

Kalyna: *Plays epona's song upsidedown on calculater*

Crazy mongoose and Link: A Calculator?? O.O

Some Random door to door salesman: Yes! This exculive calculator can call a capable riding animal from anywhere in Hyrule! Oh yes! For 100000000000000 rupees you can have this calculator but that's not all-

Link: . . . *Throws S.R.D.T.D.S. at Mido*

Mido: OWIE! WHY DIDYA DO THAT FOR YOU BIG JERK?

Link: *Walks away*

Mido: *Starts crying and runs away*

NG: Out side there was the three faithful steeds! Epona, A White horse (Crazy Mongoose's) and a Turtle. A TURTLE? WHAT??

Kalyna: Yup. He's my racing turtle.

Turtle: Turtle Turtle

Crazy mongoose: Uh huh...

*******************Castle, Later, when every one got there.*****************************

Link:Man, I didn't know turtles where so fast!

Crazy Mongoose:Same here!

Kalyna: I told you he was my racing turtle.

Zelda: *Walks into room, starts pacing* I have called you on an important, urgent note. You see, someone stole my-

*Dramatic Pause*

Zelda: My Diary!

Sound FX: DUN DUN DUUUUN!

Link: Ever wonder why that strange music plays in the cheesest of times?

Kalyna and Crazy Mongoose: *Nodd*

Zelda: You three are now on a quest to find my Diary! NOW GO! *Leaves*

Sound FX: DUn DUN DUUN!

Kalyna: Her Diary? a national distress over a diary?

Link: Yep. If the world was round it would revolve around Zelda.

Crazy Mongoose: The world is- er, never mind...

Link: Whazthat?

Crazy Mongoose: Nothing...


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Okay. As you can see it's not very good so far. I hope it gets better.


(With my luck we just -know- it will only get worse)

Click on ze little review thingie and please tell me what this story needs. (I.E. Humour)
Thanks to Crazy Mongoose! Maybe I can get My reviewers into this too!