A/N: To my dear Guest, That you sooo much for reading since I couldn't respond back to you I'm writing it here. :) When you wrote in your review asking if I had the inspiration to write this into a series of people finding out it sounded like a challenge so…Challenge Accepted! On a more serious note, when you wrote that you opened up the flood gates of ideas for me and I'm definitely going to write this into a series. So, as per your suggestion, I'm writing Penny first and I have at least one other character confirmed right now (if you guys want more people tell me in the comments or pm). I hope you enjoy it!

Disclaimer: If I'm writing fanfiction do you really think I would own them? In the words of the wonderful Cath: Not mine! I'm just borrowing them!

Penelope had grown into a very bad habit while Baz was…wherever he had been during the beginning of the school year. She had gotten into the habit of barging into Simon's room whenever she wanted. It wasn't like it was too much of a problem, he didn't seem to care that much and he would change in the bathroom anyway. But now that Baz was back, she really should have thought about knocking before coming in.

One particular day, Penny walked to Simon's room knowing that Simon was there and probably obsessing over one thing or another. She was betting on it being Baz, after all if there was one thing she could count on it was him always having Baz on the fore front of his mind.

So, now as per her usual way of entering Baz and Simon's shared dorm room, Penny barged into the room causing the door to slam against the wall; and to her shock she saw Simon pinning Baz to the bed their lips locked tight onto each other. A few seconds after they heard the door, they pulled away and stared at Penny. "What—Simon—I—Sorry!" Penelope stammered as she gazed at the two boys in front of her.

Simon and Baz looked at each other in shock. Simon had no idea how to respond to Penny, after all Baz was practically his mortal enemy since they met their first year. Baz on the other hand was both stunned that Penny, a girl, was even able to get into Mummer's House and that she walked in on him and Simon…with Simon bloody Snow on top of him!

As Simon and Baz started to slowly sit up, adjusting their clothes as they did so, they just stared at Penny, who was standing awkwardly at the door. Finally, after the silence grew too much for all of them, Penny spoke up, "I should have guessed it."

Baz titled his head slightly to the side in confusion indicating for Penny to go on. Simon voiced his thoughts aloud asking, "Guessed what!?" Penny was his best friend, and even he had no idea what Penny was on about.

"Well…You know…You are always going on about Basilton this and Baz that. It just makes so much sense now that you did that just because you liked him." Penny said happy she figured it out, though a bit too late in her mind.

"I never did that!" Simon exclaimed trying to deflate Baz's ego before it got too big (he could see Baz's smirk growing bigger and bigger as Penny talked no trace of embarrassment left on his face).

"Yeah, sure," Penny said, "Then explain fifth year."

"What happened fifth year, Snow?" Baz said in a challenge, a mischievous glint in his eye. He knew that was when Simon was following him around all the time, but Penny was never with him while he did that so what happened when those two were alone.

"Nothing happened fifth year" Simon said very pointedly at Penny.

"Really? Because I never knew there were so many words to describe the color gray." Penny said soaking up the way Simon glowered at her and Baz barely holding in his laughs.

Simon did the only thing he could think of at the moment to get Penny to shut up…and embarrass her: He grabbed Baz's tie and pressed his lips against his and proceeded to snog him senseless.

"Eww…I'm right here you know!" Penny exclaimed.

Baz pulled away with a loud pop and rather smugly said back, "Yeah, and…" As much as he enjoyed Penny's reaction to their kiss and Simon's way of shutting them both up he did not enjoy getting interrupted.

Before this could lead to anything else, Simon asked the most important question on his mind involving his best friend and his boyfriend, "So, Penny you're ok with all of this right?" He knew that whatever she said would have no effect on him or Baz, he loved the bloody idiot.

Baz kept his face blank in the short pause between Penny's answer he knew that Penelope had the greatest influence on Simon and he couldn't stand losing him.

"Simon," Penny sighed exasperated with Simon, he always needed things to be spelled out for him, "I don't care you're my best friend and as long as you're happy. Just don't let me see you two going at it again"

"Good." Baz interrupted before Simon could say anything. Then he smirked, "Just don't count on the last thing. You need to learn how to knock."

Penelope blushed again even harder at that and then her face grew brighter as Baz pulled Simon against him again. "Ok! I get it! I'll leave! Allister Crowley! You could have just said something!" And with that she practically flew out the door and Baz and Simon both smiled into the kiss.

A/N: I don't know if this was the best I didn't mean for it to be exactly like this but…the characters seem to have a mind of their own. Anyway I hoped you all liked it, tell me why if you didn't (please review). Sorry if there are any mistakes, I wrote and edited this really late at night. Till next time, I hope you all have a good night/day/or whatever time it is where you are! :)