A/N: Well…damn it. It's been nearly four months since I published this story.
Sorry about that, there was other stuff, not to mention I decided to write a self-insert called "My Turn", which has surprisingly gotten a lot of attention for a fic of it's type.
Anyway, why did I wait till now to do this? Well, I probably would've waited a bit longer…had it not been for a new story that had been recently published.
More on that in the ending A/N.
Now…you all made a lot of suggestions, and I've written them down to see which one's I'll do. I have my own ideas of course, so I've thought of something.
With all the suggestions, I've got plenty to work with. For now, I'll be doing reader suggestions for a few chapters before writing my own suggestion again.
That being said, this suggestion comes from Lord of Wrath, and I've got to ask…why?
Why would you want Jaune to get with…her? Do you realize all the twisted shit that happened in that anime?! I enjoyed it, yet regretted watching it at the same time. It's scarred into my brain!
*sigh*
Even so…this was too good an opportunity to pass up.
And so, here she is folks…the girl that defines the term "yandere".
Also, for simplicity's sake, she will be 17 in this fic.
Time for insanity.
LET'S GO!
Disclaimer: I don't own RWBY or any of the franchises referenced in this series of one-shots.
Chapter 2: Yuno Gasai
Jaune was dead.
Jaune was soooooooooooooo dead!
It had started out fine. He had started seeing this imaginary friend named Deus Ex Machina, who was the God of Time and Space, along with his assistant Muru Muru, a small mischievous child. Jaune saw nothing wrong with them since he figured they were only imaginary. Sure it's childish to talk to imaginary friends, but it helped to actually have "someone" there to listen when his friends weren't
One day, when Jaune and Deus were discussing his life, the latter offered a chance to change it with an "interesting game" he was forming. Jaune thought nothing of it, since Deus was imaginary.
And then Jaune's scroll suddenly started showing him events of the future involving him…which came true!
When he asked Deus for an explanation, it turned out that Deus and Muru Muru weren't as "imaginary" as Jaune had thought them to be. Deus was the real God of Time and Space, and that he turned Jaune's scroll into a sort of "future diary" that told Jaune what would happen to him each day.
He also made mention that should the scroll be destroyed, Jaune would die….
Other than that justifiably worrying condition about his scroll, Jaune made excellent use of his "future diary".
For instance, apparently Team CRDL were going to try to go back to bullying Jaune (no blackmail however…Cardin keeps silent about it since the Forever Falls incident) on his way to class. Therefore, Jaune simply took another route, and CRDL were left to wonder where the knight was.
Then, in Oobleck's class, there was a surprise pop quiz. Thanks to his "future diary", he essentially had a cheat sheet to pass. To be on the safe side, however, he intentionally missed a few so as to not cause suspicion.
Things were working out great!
…
…
…
Then came a rather horrific realization.
During his final class, he had noticed another student (was her name Uno? Yolo? Yo-yo?) had been carving something out of wood. At the end of class, he found out what it was.
A figurine of Muru Muru.
This was insane. He was the only one who knew about Muru! And Deus for that matter! How is it this girl knew?
What was her name? What. Was. Her. Name?!
Static buzzing from his scroll interrupted his thoughts. He checked it…and froze.
The final entry in his future diary told him that he would be cornered by a serial killer and killed, which was followed by:
-DEAD END-
He…he was supposed to die! By a serial killer no less!
"W-What the hell is going on?!" Jaune stuttered. "What happened to the future?!"
"Your future. Don't get them confused."
Startled, Jaune rapidly turned to find that girl he was thinking about. She had long pink hair styled in pigtails, two hanging in front and two longer ones in back. She wore the standard Beacon uniform for females and had opted for socks that went up to half her calf. She wore a calm smile on her face as her eyes bore into him….
Rather creepily if you asked him.
She was the one of the most popular girls in Beacon. Right up there with Pyrrha, Yang, Weiss, even Coco!
Prettier than all of them. Straight "A" student, to the point that even Weiss is envious of her. This girl practically has the school under her feet.
Suddenly, the name of this girl rang into his head.
Yuno Gasai.
"Hey there, Jaune."
She knows my name?!
"You got a 'dead end', right?"
Jaune gulped. "H-How did you know that?"
She simply smiled as she began walking towards him. That smile suddenly didn't seem so friendly to Jaune anymore.
"I saw it coming a mile away."
O-Okay, screw this! I'm getting out of here!
Jaune backed away from the crazy girl and ran out of the classroom.
Our poor blonde knight had immediately gotten onto an airship heading to Vale. After puking his guts out in a nearby trashcan, Jaune ran through the city with his scroll out.
The future on his scroll changed once again.
"I-It's changed again! Oum damn it!"
Jaune quickly read his new future.
6:09 pm in town. I escape into a side alley. I think I lost her.
Well, if that was the only way to get away from the suddenly scary Yuno Gasai, who was he to complain?
As he made the turn however-.
"Will you just hear me out?!"
There stood Yuno Gasai.
Jaune immediately turned a complete 180 and ran. "However you're doing this, why not go and bother someone else?!"
Yuno just stood there with a slight pout on her face as her target-, er, prey-, er love, ran away.
Jaune ran through Vale into the commercial district. He bumped past people, too freaked out to apologize by the sudden revelation that Yuno knew about the future.
I-I just need to think rationally. Yeah! There's got to be some sort of explanation!
Jaune turned towards a building and neared an elevator.
As far as I know, I'm the only one who's got dibs on the future, right?
Jaune pushed the call button.
R-Right?
As soon as the elevator doors opened, Jaune scrambled inside and pushed the button for the 14th floor.
Jaune took several deep breaths as the elevator doors began to close.
C-Calm down, Jaune. I-It's alright. You're safe no-
He was brought out of his thoughts when the elevator doors were halted by the hand of Yuno Gasai. The scary girl stepped in and slowly made her way towards a scared Jaune.
Though what scared Jaune most was what he noticed in her other hand.
A scroll.
Jaune's eyes widened. "I-Is that…?"
Yuno nodded as she held up her scroll. "It is."
Jaune went pale. "Oh Oum, you've got one too."
The elevator doors began to close as she gave him that stare.
I-Is she gonna kill me?
The door closed completely, leaving him at the mercy of the girl before him.
Jaune tried to think of anything that could get him out of this, but his mind drew a blank. Yuno Gasai was at the top in both academics and combat. Most of the time, the other students were scared at how efficient and swift she could be with a simple knife.
Jaune backed up into the wall and steeled himself. Maybe if he suddenly charged her, he could bang her head against the elevator doors and knock her out. After that-.
"Stop."
Jaune jumped at the command.
Yuno suddenly lunged at him, hands placed on his shoulders and…her lips placed on his.
Jaune stood frozen as his mind went into overdrive.
On the one hand, this scary (and possibly crazy) girl had been chasing him around with a possibly sinister motive that could very well involve lulling him into a false sense of security with this kiss.
On the other hand…a girl was kissing him! A hot one at that!
HA! Take that traitorous sisters that thought I'd never get my first kiss!
Yuno pulled out of the kiss with a blush, much to the surprising disappointment from the goofy knight.
"We both know you're not going to hurt me," she stated with certainty.
She moved her head back as Jaune stared. "My diary says so. Tends not to be wrong."
Jaune gulped. "Y-Your…diary?"
Yuno smiled, her blush returning, and stepped back.
"Besides, it's not what you think. You don't have a reason to hurt me."
"Wait…what?"
Yuno stared out the elevator with narrowed eyes. "He's here."
Huh?
Jaune looked out the window of the elevator to find….
"Oh, hey! It's Professor Port!"
Wow, Jaune never thought he'd be so glad to see the man who bores everyone with his stories, stories that Jaune was pretty sure are exaggerated. I mean, how does someone defeat an Alpha Beowolf with nothing but celery and a jar of peanut butter?
In any case, Jaune was ecstatic! Now the professor could help keep the crazy (yet beautiful) pink-haired girl away from him!
"Don't get any ideas."
Jaune went pale when Yuno's voice was right next to his ear.
"Professor Port isn't here to help you."
She switched to his other ear.
"He's here to kill you."
That made Jaune…legitimately confused. Port? Here to kill Jaune himself? That's crazy talk!
Oh wait. Crazy girl. Never mind.
"Take a closer look at the professor, Jaune. You'll see what I mean."
Well…that was technically hard since the elevator continued to rise away from Port, but still….
Was that a mad glint in his eye?
"You may know that Peter Port was a famous Huntsman. He hunted the Grimm expertly, and some of his stories actually aren't exaggerations."
"…Uh-."
"No, the story with the celery and jar of peanut butter was an exaggeration."
Ah.
"Even so…there's one thing you don't know."
Whatever Yuno was about to say, it was undoubtedly a crazy accusation, just like the idea that Port was here to kill Jaune.
"Port…hunted things other than Grimm and animals."
…What?
"He hunted Humans and Faunus for sport. Keeps his secret trophies hidden in some secret place called Fort Port."
Jaune would admit: that name was actually quite clever.
He scoffed. "You expect me to believe that?"
Yuno wordlessly held up her scroll, which displayed a picture on it.
Jaune took a quick look….
Then vomited on the elevator floor.
The picture was that of several human (and possibly Faunus) skulls and spines, all lined up on display.
"I got this picture when I followed him one time after he told another one of his stories…a story where he hunted a group of Faunus. He knew none of the students would be listening, but I was. Probably thought he could get a laugh out of confessing to a crime in public, yet no one bothered to hear him, or something like that."
Jaune could only stare out the elevator window in horror as Port had made his way towards the stairs, his Blunderaxe in hand, which was bloody at the moment.
"All that made him more than qualified to have a Diary like you and me."
How does being a psycho who hunts Humans and Faunus for sport earn the right to the future?!
"He's known to the other Diary users as Third, Portly Mustache."
"…"
"Yeah, everyone else had the same reaction."
Jaune could only hold his head in his hands.
Why, just…why?
"He was slated to take you out of the running today by hunting you like he hunts others, maybe even rip out your skull and spine as a trophy like the others as well."
…Jaune thinks that Port must've seen Predator way too many times.
"Good thing I've got the inside track."
Yuno smiles and holds up her Scroll to reveal several entries…all of which were about Jaune.
"This baby's specialty is keeping tabs on you. At 6:20 pm, you're scheduled to die on the 14th floor."
Yup…there was the entry.
6:20 – Jaune dies on the 14th floor of a building.
Jaune could only stare with shock. "B-But…I mean…you…all those entries are about stuff that I do. What the…?"
Damn it! Of all the girls to like him, it had to be a crazy yandere…where Jaune got that term he has no idea.
Why couldn't nice, normal girls like him?!
Meanwhile, Pyrrha Nikos let out a sneeze.
Yuno chuckled as she closed her Scroll. "Well, it wouldn't be much use to me if it couldn't keep up. I get the relevant details of your future in 10-minute intervals."
She blushes with a bit of a deranged smile. "The Diary of Future Love!"
Jaune broke into a cold sweat.
T-Ten minute intervals? This nutjob writes about me in her Diary every ten minute on the freaking dot?!
Jaune found himself unable to back up against the wall any further.
Crazy stalker alert!
And yet…why did he find the idea of this girl following him so…invigorating?
Oh no, was Jaune a masochist?!
Shit!
The elevator doors opened on the 14th floor, but Yuno simply pressed the top floor button (17th floor) with a smile.
"In a way, your future kind of belongs to both of us!"
…
…
Nope. This was not happening.
"That's it!" Jaune shouted. "I want I want off-!"
Yuno got up close with her Scroll open. "Silly! Don't start getting paranoid. I want to help!"
She continued with…crazy wide eyes. "You'll be the first person eliminated in the survival game if you get off on 14!"
If she was trying to disprove that she was crazy, her eyes weren't doing her any favors….
Her rather…pretty eyes-.
NO! Damn it! She's crazy!
As for what she said….
"W-What does that mean?" Jaune stuttered. "I…."
"All Future Diary users are in a last man standing type of thing. He's coming for you."
Jaune frowned a bit.
Okay, any second now she'll start making sense.
Well, as much sense as one could make form a crazy yet hot stalker girl.
"If you want my advice, try not to make your entries so topical. Makes it easy to track you."
Well excuse me for being a normal teenage boy!
Jaune stared up at the setting sun from his hiding place, making sure to get a good look at it while he could.
Yuno explained to him (in a rather calm fashion, which contradicted his panicking tone) that she had a plan to kill Professor Port before he could kill Jaune.
Yeah…killing a veteran Huntsman…she says it like it's as simple as opening a jar of pickles.
Meanwhile, Yang, Ruby and Sun sneezed.
Still, despite is instincts telling her this girl was certifiable, she was the only one who could get him out of this.
And so Jaune waited and looked into his Scroll as Professor Port strode onto the rooftop.
"Where are you?" Port asked in a…very creepy way. "Hide and seek, is it?"
Jaune continued to watch as Port searched the immediate area.
Come on, come on! Take out your Scroll!
Port began to get frustrated. "Grr, where is he?"
Port took out his Scroll to check the entries.
At that moment, Yuno stepped out with a large Dust crystal and tossed it towards Port. Being the veteran Huntsman he is, Port immediately reacted to the girl, who pulled out her weapon: an interchangeable knife that could turn into a small pistol.
At that moment, Jaune revealed himself and charged at the Professor with his sword drawn.
Yuno aimed at the Dust crystal and fired, causing an explosion that was able to temporarily stun the veteran Huntsman….
Just enough for Jaune to get close enough to swing Crocea Mors and cut Port's Scroll in half.
Port stared at the destroyed Scroll with wide eyes….
Then gave Jaune a look of resignation. "Well played, Mr. Arc. Ms. Gasai. You two will make a fine Huntsman and Huntress."
With those final words, Port's limbs began to twist on themselves, as though reality were calling for his expulsion. He grunted in pain as his body followed suit, twisting at unnatural angles.
Jaune could only watch in horror (Yuno watched impassively) as Port gave Jaune one final look before his body twisted in on itself and in a small tornado of wind, the only thing left of the professor being his destroyed Scroll.
"Is that all we get?"
And of course, Yuno decides to ruin the horrific moment with that distasteful comment.
"Man, you'd think there'd be a little bit of blood."
Jaune could only stare at Yuno in disbelief as she stretched her arms….
Huh, she was actually quite flexible-.
No! Damn it! Stop!
She stopped stretching and gave him a nonchalant smile. "So, uh, wanna grab a bite to eat? You don't have any homework from classes to deal with at the moment and you gotta eat!"
Yeah, no. Screw this crazy (yet attractive) girl! Jaune was going to get some goddamn answers!
And he knew the one person to ask in regards to that.
(About an hour later)
Jaune…was a complete wreck right now.
He had gone to Deus to demand answers, and had basically been told that it wasn't exclusive to him.
What's more, Jaune was now among the other remaining Diary users, Yuno included.
It had been explained that they were a part of a survival game, and that they would need to discover the identities of each other and kill until one was left standing.
The prize? To become the new god of space and time.
…
…
Well, at least everyone else was motivated.
What's more, Jaune had been singled out as Deus' favorite to win the game….
Which pretty much painted a target on Jaune's back.
Damn it, Deus! What about all the good times we had?!
(Flashback)
"Jaune?" Deus asked. "Where are the cookies Muru made for me?"
Jaune burped. "Um…those were for you?"
"…"
"Y-You're not mad, are you?"
"…No, I'm not…but I'd prefer it if you'd leave. I need to prepare for something."
"Oh…okay."
(Flashback end)
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Oh, that bastard! He said we were cool about that! How was Jaune supposed to know those cookies were for Deus?!
In any case, as the other competitors had sarcastically wished Jaune good luck (with the hidden implication that they would go after him first), he had recognized a few of their voices and appearances.
Roman Torchwick.
Velvet Scarlatina.
That girl (who looked a little old to be a student) that was hardly around. What was her name? Cinder?
Weiss Schnee (Hehe…hope she doesn't hold it against Jaune for trying to hit on her all that time).
Ruby Rose.
Hell, even Ozpin was there….
Well, at least the last two (maybe four, if Weiss and Velvet decided to help) said they would aid Jaune in this debacle. Counting Yuno (as loathe as Jaune is to admit), and Jaune might have a pretty good chance of surviving, assuming nothing went wrong or that none of them betrayed the other for the title of God.
But what were the odds of that?
He hadn't recognized the last three: one looked like a female with a Grimm mask and what appeared to be a katana blade. The second was a male, yet also wore a Grimm mask and wielded a katana blade.
Though, that one had sputtered about how he'd rebuild the world as one where the Faunus were the only species.
The last one wore a business suit and, despite being covered in shadow, Jaune could tell his main attire was white-colored. This guy was probably a business man.
The fact Weiss glared at this man, something the latter returned, indicated that she knew who this man was.
When the meeting had been adjourned, Jaune was left to sink to his knees, completely scared out of his mind.
"This is insanity," he said in horror. "There's just no other word for it."
He stared the thousand-yard stare….
"Don't worry, Jaune."
Jaune once again paled, slowly turning to see Yuno Gasai staring at him with dreamy eyes and a blush, her hands cupping her cheeks….
Jaune felt like pissing his pants right now.
"It'll be okay."
And now he was shedding tears of fear.
"Yuno is here to protect you. I'll do whatever it takes to keep you safe."
And there was the odd fact that Jaune also felt warm inside despite the obvious fear.
"Cause that's how much I love you!"
The mixture of emotuons was too much for Jaune, and he fainted on the spot.
Little did he know, that this was the beginning of a twisted, yet beautiful, relationship.
A love that would develop from insanity, as well as take many lives, both innocent and not, in the process.
A/N: And there you have it. Jaune/Yuno (Yandere Knight)
Yeah, I basically watched the first episode of Future Diary again and went from there. On the positive side, this chapter could also inspire a future story for someone (not me, hell no!) to write a RWBY/Future Diary fic.
The people I chose for contestants were:
Jaune Arc
Yuno Gasai
Ruby Rose
Ozpin
Cinder Fall
Peter Port (dies first)
Mr. Schnee (Weiss and Winter's father)
Weiss Schnee
Adam Tauras
Velvet Scarlatina
Roman Torchwick
Raven Branwen
Why these 12? Because this was only a single chapter and I decided to not have any Future Diary characters other than Yuno, Deus, and Muru Muru.
Now, as for what I mentioned in the beginning, there's this new fic that's been published that lit a fire in me.
"The Multi-verse paramour Jaune Arc" by Azure megacyber, the guy who I think is the guy in writing smut pertaining to Jaune, be it a single girl or harem (I only read the single ones, but that's neither here nor there).
Anyway, this new fic…is basically smut like his other fics. The difference? This time, Jaune is being shipped with women from other universes, kinda like my fic, only Azure's has smut and harem.
And so with this new story…I've suddenly gotten inspired. This is a sign that shows that I must pay more attention to this story.
And so I hereby proclaim myself as Azure's rival in the art of multiversal romance for Jaune.
You hear me, Azure?! We're rivals now! Dig it! And I will win!
Random Person: He writes smut. You don't.
Um...it's not always about sex? I could try, but then I'd be copying him.
Random Person: He writes harems. You don't.
SCREW HAREMS!
Ahem, sorry about that. Slipped out. Anyway, everyone has their preferences, and we should respect them. To each his own, as they say.
Anyway, I will win this rivalry! This competition will last so long as there are potential women from other universes to ship Jaune with!
If you liked this and want to be kept up to date, be sure to follow and fav. Leave a review to tell me what you thought. Do you think I stand a chance against Azure and his story?
Also, don't forget to leave more suggestions as to more women to ship Jaune with….
Oh right, speaking of which, I'm gonna say this now:
No gender-bent characters.
No females trapped in a man's body.
No gijinkas.
Just simple women, and that's it. Nothing else.
Well, that's all for now, see you in the next update!
LATERS!