Hey all! Now I'm doing a Zelda story! I really should stop making new stories when I need to update my other ones. XD Well anyways, I might as well go ahead and explain myself with this one!

Ever since I've beaten Majora's Mask 3D(which MM is my FAVORITE Zelda game ever), I decided to make something in commemoration of it! And what else but with a romance/humor love triangle story with Romani/Link/Cremia? 8D ...Now before you get really weirded out by the possibility of Cremia and Link being romantically involved, this story will be an AU where Link was 12 in MM, so he'll be 15 when three years pass in this story. Which means Cremia will still be 17 in MM but will be 20 when three years pass as well. So NO WORRIES! :P By the way, Romani will be fifteen as well in this story. :)

But yeah, I think the whole setting of Romani Ranch in MM was really cute, interesting, and pretty dark, considering that at the Final Day, Cremia was letting Romani drink the special milk Chateau Romani(milk that's mixed with alcohol?) so it would numb her senses so she won't feel the evitable death of the moon crashing onto the land of Termina. I mean DANG MAN, that is DARK! So I thought it would be cute in this little AU, that the sisters would try to win the affections of Link, all the while Link trying not to let his hormones get in the way. XD I'm going to try to keep this a HIGH T-rating as it will include some suggestive themes and sexy situations. Actually, to be honest, I don't know where I'm going with this story. I mean, I kind of do, but I haven't really thought of an ending yet. So far, I'm just having fun with it! However, just to let you all know, there won't be any sex in this story. Nope, nada. Sorry, I will not go that far. :P

But again though, it won't be anything graphic or adult, so no worries on that. ;D

Anyways, on with the story! But first and lastly, the disclaimer! :D

Disclaimer: Majora's Mask and the Zelda games are owned by Nintendo, Eiji Aonuma, and Shigeru Miyamoto. I'm just doing this for fun. ;)

[EDITED: 2/22/2018]

~O Their Hero O~

It was in the middle of the afternoon at Romani Ranch, and Link, who is 15, was working out at the ranch, riding his horse Epona as he rounded the remaining cattle outside. When he gathered the last of them into the new barn that was constructed a year ago, Romani(who was also 15) was waiting for him out in front of the barns doors, with a big smile on her cute face.

"That's the last of them!" Link said to the young farm girl in a slightly low but boyish tone, still mounted on his steed. Out with the green tunic and hat that he wore when he was twelve and in with a brown plain long sleeved shirt and grey sweatpants, which was his work clothes for the ranch. Working at the ranch certainly did wonders for his teenage body, as his abs were sculpted as well as the toned, defined muscles underneath the shirt.

"Thanks, Grasshopper!" she said, her voice still having that adorable tone even as a teenager. Her attire was a simple white shirt with a brown skirt. Her red hair still looked vibrant as ever and has grown even more lovely for her age, her height being 5'6" – Link was an inch taller than her -, her hips quite developed for her age, while her chest developed as well, her bindings covering her slightly ample sized bust.

Link chuckled at the nickname and got off Epona, "No problem! Is there anything else you want me to do?"

"Well, you could carry some of this last bit of hay for me!" Romani said with a cute smile as she gestured the hay that was next to her.

"Sure thing!" Link said with a smile back.

Link, the hero of Hyrule AND Termina(and possibly the whole world), was now residing over at the ranch. Not because he didn't want to go back to Hyrule, but mostly because he felt really appreciated here, and he became really close to the people that he helped. Even though Hyrule was his home, he got to know everybody so well in Termina, that he had somewhat of a connection to them. Everyone in the city of Clock Town was grateful for his efforts(even though most didn't know how he'd done it, but they were grateful nonetheless), and threw the festival back on in commemoration of Link.

Cremia and Romani, seeing that there was going to be a tomorrow, also came to the festivities to see what had happened during that supposed final night. They were shocked to see that Link had been the main center of the party. Link told them everything that happened, to the Four Giants, to the Moon, to the evil mask of Majora and how he destroyed it. Romani was instantly enthralled and believed everything that he said, whereas Cremia was also amazed; so amazed, that she didn't know if she could believe Link or not. But after seeing the boy in action with a bow against the masked Gorman brothers, and all the townspeople celebrating this feat that Link did, she started to believe that this young boy must have saved Termina.

As Link announced that he has to go back to his land, the townspeople begged him to stay with them, including Romani. After much consideration, he decided to stay just a little while. Until a while turned into days, and then weeks, to months, and soon to three years. Of course, he has to have a place to stay at the time, and the ranch sisters, Cremia and Romani, welcomed him with open arms. He said he didn't want to be a bother, but Romani insisted, as well as Cremia, saying that it was of no problem and they can let him sleep in the 'extra' bed in their room. Besides they needed a 'man' around the house to help them out with the ranch work, and since he was a big hero, they would think that chores wouldn't be too much of a hassle for him. Seeing why not, and him genuinely liking the two kind sisters, he decided to stay with them, helping them on the ranch.

The first time on the job over at the ranch has been an interesting experience; it was actually a lot of work! He respected them before, but now he had found an even newer respect for them if this is what they had to do for a living! Nevertheless, he never complained as he earned his keep.

However as two years passed, he started to feel a little funny inside whenever he's with the beautiful sisters. He didn't think anything about it at first, thinking it was just growing pains…until he realized it was the worst kind of growing pain.

He was developing crushes on the girls.

He denied it at first during the first year, but when the second year came along, he started to stare at them for short periods of time. He really didn't want to think of his co-workers this way and should act completely professional. But he was a growing boy, and hormones were slowly taking over in his mind. He had been an adult once, and it had been agonizing to be around with so many beautiful women, trying to resist the urge not to act like a weirdo in front of them.

Now that he's a young man again, it's getting pretty hard to not let his mind wander back to these gorgeous women that he's working with now. He also can't seem to take his eyes off of the young ladies…attributes.

Romani beamed, "Great! Here, help Romani with this." She went to the bundle of hay and bent over to pick all of it up.

Link's eyes instantly wandered over to Romani's backside, as it pooched out through the skirt. It was quite a nice posterior; it wasn't small, but it wasn't overly huge either. For a fifteen-year-old girl, it was actually quite attractive, as it had some curve to it. She then squatted to pick up more of the bundle of hay, making her butt look more noticeable. The skirt that was tucking her shirt in also emphasized her hips really well.

Link gulped and blushed. He really likes how she squats…

She then stood up, turned around, and carried the bundle of hay to Link, whom she couldn't see his blushing face and said, "Here you go!"

Link snapped out of his thoughts and said, "U-um, thanks!" he grabbed all of it, turned away from her, and quickly went inside the barn where the cattle are.

Romani blinked as she noticed his odd behavior as he left. She twisted her lips in thought, but she soon made a realization. Looking down at her clothed figure, she placed her hands on her well-budded hips and swished them from side to side. She looked back at her bottom and noticed how it pooches through the thin material of the skirt.

Smiling at the possibility she thought, 'Grasshopper must've been checking me out! Hehe! If that's the case, Romani should tease him more often!'

Romani was obviously infatuated with the young hero, ever since he saved her and her sister's cows from the ghost aliens. He really admired his heroic and expert archery, so much that she wanted him to teach her how to use a bow. She remembered Link being close to him one time when they were thirteen, showing her how to use one expertly by directing her arms on the bow. She could just feel his defined muscled arms around her while his strong hands directed her own arms, as well as feeling his rock hard abs on her back…

She blushed a dark shade of red as she put her hands on her cheeks, a goofy smile on her face.'Ooooh, I would just love for those hands to touch me again…' she blinked, and shook her head, 'Whoa! Hold on there! Don't tarnish your relationship with Grasshopper because you have the hots for him! Remember what Big Sis said! Seriously, he's your co-worker! I mean, sure he's incredibly handsome…and absolutely chiseled…and so gorgeous with all that sweat dripping on his body…' Romani patted her face, 'Stop it!'

He was just a business partner and a good friend…yes…that's who he is to Romani…

…Her good sexy friend who was also her hero in her time of need...

Romani frowned in irritation. She sighs and mutters with her hands on her hips, "Romani needs to be distracted…" She then perked up, "I know! I'll do my cartwheels!" so she did just that as she started to practice her cartwheels around the barn. Sure she was slacking off, but she needed to clear her mind away from these thoughts of her male friend…

Meanwhile, Link was carrying the hay into the barn, which should have felt natural to the hero turned ranch hand—he was used to much heavier—but lately, he'd been acutely aware of not just Romani's body, but his own as well when he feels flustered. He tries not to think of the girl's stunning looks, all the while carrying his load, but his legs and eyes seem to want to return to Romani for another peek of her beauty. Once he reached inside the barn, he breathed a sigh of relief as he dropped the hay on the ground.

"Oh good! It looks like we have enough fodder. Did Romani gather the eggs yet?" Link heard Cremia's voice.

Link muttered a "Not yet." He looked up…

…to suddenly be met with a different obstacle.

His desire to go back to Romani abruptly vanished, as he stared at Cremia.

Cremia was a goddess of a woman. While her younger sister was beautiful, the oldest was drop-dead gorgeous. Her body bloomed in the course of three years, her everyday work blouse and skirt emphasizing her figure really well. It was quite tight around the chest area and around the posterior, the thrifty ranch manager apparently not seeing any need to replace them.

She was quite developed back then, but now at the age of 20, her appearance was quite borderline voluptuous. Her hair was still long and vibrantly red like Romani's, shining beautifully to frame her attractively cute face. Her arms were toned from the buckets and bottles of milk that she carries around the ranch all the time, as well as her legs, which were thick to begin with, looked toned from all the walking she does at the ranch. Her long skirt's thin fabric slightly emphasizes the outline of her legs whenever she walks, as well as the way the top of her skirt hugs her child-bearing hips.

But Cremia's more noticeable features were, of course, her large bust(that was also wrapped in bindings) and her big round backside. They were nicely proportioned as they go really well with her hourglass figure.

Surely, her presence was a sight to behold.

Cremia was sitting on a stool, milking the cows when she asked Link her question. She turned her lovely head to Link, and said in her angelic voice, "I'm sorry Link, I didn't hear you. Could you say that again?"

"U-uh…" Link tried not to blush and be infatuated with her beauty. He then remembered what he said. "N-Not yet."

Cremia smiled a beautiful smile at him, "Well, please do remind her when you can."

"S-Sure! I mean…sure. I-I will. I-Is there a-anything else?" Link cringed as he mentally kicked himself. 'Stop stuttering!'

The ranch manager blinked a bit at Link's stuttering, but smiled nonetheless, "No, I don't think so. You can rest if you want to."

'Yeah, rest…I just might need that.' "O-Okay! T-Thanks!" And with that, Link hurriedly turned around and dashed out of the barn to find Romani.

The ranch manager stares at his retreating figure, frowning at the young man leaving her sight. She probably knows why Link is so flustered around the ranch lately; he was at the age where he's almost reaching to adulthood. He's practically a young man now, and being around two females certainly can make a boy like Link feel anxious and nervous. She briefly wondered if he was told the 'birds and the bees' at one point in his life…

Cremia can't deny that she, along with her sister, are both very attractive. She noticed Romani was growing into quite the lovely young woman, while she herself…well, she can obviously see two big mounds whenever she looks down at her chest. And while her posterior felt full and cushiony, it was an attractive bum. She actually felt a bit self-conscious about her developed looks whenever she walks into Clock Town, as she can feel the men's lecherous eyes on her body.

'At least Link isn't like that…' Cremia blinked and blushed a bit at the thought. 'Oh dear…' she shook her head, 'No, do not think that! He's five years younger than you! That's a taboo in itself!'

She sat there on her stool in silence…she sighed.

"Well…it's not that big of an age difference." She muttered quietly to herself.

She sat there in deep thought…

It wasn't just Romani that has a crush on Link; Cremia herself was feeling conflicted with these newfound feelings for the young man as well. He was just twelve at the time when she first met him, and even though he was certainly young back then, he held so much maturity. It also shocked her that a boy that age could handle a bow and a sword so well. At the time, he was a complete mystery to her. However, Link never told them anything about how he learned his archery and swordplay. He mostly kept that to himself, or just say that he learned them at a time when he was young.

Either way, when he took care of the Gorman brothers while she was delivering the milk, she can safely say that Link was definitely a man even before he reached adolescence. He was so…extraordinary, mature, and noble…

She shook her head again. 'My goodness, what is happening to me? He's still a young man!'

Yes…he certainly is a man.

She also noticed how toned Link has gotten. Whenever it's hot outside, Link would always work without his shirt off whenever he rakes loads of hay into the wagon. He may be young but he really does have some muscle. Her sister Romani would always try to catch a peek whenever she passes by and works at the ranch. Cremia was guilty of this too, as she looks out the window to see Link doing work while she fixes dinner.

Was it wrong to have feelings for someone that's five years younger than you? She was now twenty, but Link was fifteen! She did find him quite cute when he first came to the ranch, but she felt platonic towards him during that time…however, when he saved her milk from the Gorman brothers, she was amazed by him…maybe that's when it started…

She blushed once more.

'What is wrong with me?'

Maybe she just wanted to feel true love once more…ever since Kafei married her good friend Anju, she wanted something else to fill that void in her life. Even though it broke her heart that Kafei chose Anju, she couldn't curse them for it. Anju was too much of a good friend, and so was Kafei. Besides, they truly love each other, and that was enough to make her happy. She accepted it.

The question is now; will she come to terms that she likes Link more than just a co-worker and friend?

Taboo or not, she honestly does feel something for Link. She absolutely admires how long he selflessly stayed here to help them out on the ranch, as well as saving the world – no matter how he did it.

But there was also Romani. It was quite obvious that she has a crush on Link. She even told Cremia about it, which she admits that it emitted a spark of jealousy in her. That alone in itself made her feel worse and ashamed. She couldn't be jealous of her own little sister, she practically raised her. She did, however, set some ground rules to Romani on not flirting with her co-worker. Thankfully she understood. She was a smart girl, and she wouldn't do anything to ruin her and Link's relationship.

Cremia definitely knew that Link would never do anything to Romani…or her. Not only Link was mature, but he has honor from what she observed. Whenever they change in their sleeping clothes, Link would always stay downstairs – while he changed himself - and wait for them before they told him he can come up. He was also always patient when they use the tub to wash off, never even thinking of peeking in to see them bathing. He was a true gentleman…

Cremia sighed, 'I wish I had father and mother around to tell me what I should do…'

She, of course, haven't told Romani about these feelings for Link. What would her younger sister say if she found out that her older sister has some form of crush on her crush as well? She's afraid her sister will be angry at her. Even worse, what if she thinks differently of her for it?

She wishes things were easier…

The cow she was milking 'mooed', snapping her out of her trance.

She blinked, "Oh! Sorry girl." she continued to milk the cow, leaving her thoughts away from Link…for now.

While Cremia was thinking, Link was trying to put the well-endowed woman out of his mind as he dashed off. He definitely took the advice from the older ranch girl to heart; he really needs the rest as he's been working all day on the ranch. Of course, that's not the only reason why he needs the rest…

'Maybe a good nap will clear my head away from these thoughts…seriously, I can't think of them like this!' Link thought as he shook his head.

As he slowed down to a swift jog and exited out of the barn, he stopped to find that Romani wasn't where he left her.

Link looked around the area to see if he can find her anywhere. "Romani?"

It wouldn't surprise Link to know that she was taking another short break. She usually takes one from all the work she's been doing before getting right back to it. Which granted, he can understand why, the work here is kind of tedious at times, but he would never say that to Cremia. However, he really wishes Romani would take her job seriously.

But still, he couldn't help but chuckle at her absence and decides to look for her. He went around the corner of the barn to his right to go and see if she's there.

Link froze.

He found her…but what he found was the site of Romani doing cartwheels.

There were two things about this; the first thing was that while doing cartwheels, gravity was letting her skirt fall down to let Link briefly see her white underwear completed with the tiny bow on the front of it. Seeing them made him blush a scarlet red.

The second thing was…she was cartwheeling nonstop towards Link. He didn't even have the time to tell her to stop, as well to move out of the way – darn hormones kept him in place –, causing her to collide into him.

"ACK!" Romani yelled as her toned legs hit Link.

"AAAH!" yelled Link.

PLOP

"Oof!" Romani grunted as she sat on Link's chest, her legs spread into a V-shape as they pinned his arms, Link's head in the middle of them. Her skirt flopped on the young man's face making his vision obscure.

As soon as the Hero of Time recovered, he lifted his head…

…to see a close-up view of the front of her underwear.

Underneath the skirt, Link was blushing tenfold. And not only could he now fully see her pure whites – and the red bow -, but her beautiful flat stomach as well as her toned inner thighs.

'OH DEAR GODDESSES!' Link thought loudly in his head, frozen in place, flushing, and pretty much not saying anything out of pure shock.

Meanwhile, Romani blinked in confusion. "What did I hit?"

It was then what she was sitting on didn't feel like grass…

Blinking once more, she looked down to see…a head shaped bulge underneath her skirt. Startled, she looked behind her to see a torso and a row of pant legs and shoe-covered feet.

She froze…and blushed. She looked down to at the head-shaped bump underneath her skirt. "Grasshopper!?"

"What happened?" said the voice of Cremia as she rounded the corner, "I thought I heard-ROMANI!" she yelled in shock, seeing the position they were in.

Romani blanched.

"Cremia!?" Link said underneath her skirt in panic. He really didn't want her to misunderstand this situation.

"Romani, what do you think you're doing!?" Cremia yelled at her with a stern glare.

The farm-girl stuttered, "R-R-Romani wasn't doing anything! I w-was just-"

"Get up right now!" Cremia said with authority.

Romani 'eeped' as she got up off of Link and walked away from his laying form. Link got up himself and turned around to face the sisters, his face still red.

"I can't believe you!" Cremia scolded her, "What have I told you about flirting at work!?"

"W-Wait-" Link tried to intervene, but it would seem Cremia didn't pay him a bit of attention.

"How can you not be able to control yourself!?"

"B-But-" Romani tried to say meekly but was interrupted by her older sister.

"You should've known better than that!"

"H-Hold on a moment-" Link tried once again, but Cremia still didn't hear him.

"How can you be so careless!"

"B-Big Sis…" Romani tried to reason but sounded miserable.

"Do you have any idea that we're giving him a home and a job!?" Cremia yelled. She really shouldn't be so worked up about this, but honestly, she felt more betrayed than anything, and she's letting her emotions get the better of her. "I can't believe you just let your hormones get in the way taking advantage of Link like that!"

"But Big Sis-"

"No 'buts', Romani! I'm very disappointed in you! You should be ashamed of yourself! You-"

"Cremia!" Link raised his voice, startling the older woman and breaking out of her rant. "It's no one's fault! I was trying to find Romani, and saw that she was just doing cartwheels around the barn! She just accidentally knocked me over, that's all that happened!"

Cremia blinked. She looked at her younger sister, "Is this true?"

Romani nodded, "Yes! What Grasshopper said was true! Romani was just doing cartwheels around the barn cause…Romani was bored, so Romani knocked over Grasshopper while doing so!"

"It's the exact truth! So no one is at fault!" Link confirmed.

Cremia looked at Link, at her sister, and back at Link again.

Link was the most honest and moral person she'd ever known, and he would never lie about something about this. Why would he? Sure, he was a teenage boy and gets flustered when he's around the sisters, but he would never try anything to advance on them. That's one of the reasons why Cremia admires him so much. Link is too respectful, and she trusts him immensely.

She also feels like she should trust her sister on what she said. Maybe she did overreact to the whole situation, letting her jealousy take control of her…

The ranch owner now felt guilty for yelling at Romani and accusing her of sexually harassing Link. With a shameful look, she said to her sister, "Romani…I…I'm sorry. I should've known better."

Romani smiled sweetly at her sister, "It's okay, Big Sis. Romani forgives you."

Cremia smiled as well, happy to know that her sister forgives so easily. "That's good."

Link sighed in relief, although his face was still slightly red. The older ranch woman noticed this and decided that now was probably a good time to talk about the 'problem' that he's having. In private, of course.

For now, she said to her sister, "Well, now that I'm out here, did Link tell you to gather the eggs?"

Romani blinked and shook her head, "No. Grasshopper didn't tell me to gather the eggs."

"Uh, I was going to." Link said, feeling sheepish all of a sudden.

Romani turned to Link, "Oh. Well, okay!" she grinned, "I'll do just that!" she then blushed, looking timid, "Also, sorry again for landing on you…"

Link smiled, "No problem." Realizing how that sounded, his eyes widened, "I-I mean, well, yeah, you know, no harm done. It's-it's…uh…"

Romani couldn't help but giggle, "I know what you mean!"

Link chuckles nervously.

A pang of tiny envy emitted in her stomach seeing their interaction with each other. 'No, don't be jealous! They're just being awkward teenagers.' She smiled, pushing the jealousy back, "Well, since you don't have to tell Romani after all, how about you stop and rest for the day, Link?"

"U-uh, sure!" Link said with a nod.

"Alrighty! Now it's time for Romani to get the eggs!" Romani said in loud determination. She then dashed off to the chicken coop near the barn.

Once she was gone, Link said to Cremia, "Well, I'll be taking that nap now."

The ranch manager smiled, "Thanks so much for helping us out, Link."

"Heh, no prob." Link said with a sheepish blush.

When seeing Link blush, Cremia now thought it was the time to confront him, "Actually Link, are you feeling alright lately?"

Link blinked, "Feeling alright? What do you mean by that?"

"Well, have you been feeling…uncomfortable lately?"

"Uncomfortable?" Link said in confusion.

"Like, say…nervous?"

"Uh…no?"

'Oh darn it, he's so cute when he's confused.' Cremia sighed, "Link, have you…been feeling antsy around us lately?"

Link looked puzzled for a moment, until his eyes widened in realization, "O-oh! U-uh…" 'Darn it! I don't want Cremia to think I'm some weirdo!' "Um…n-no?"

Cremia smiled at Link's excuse for a lie. She decided to stop beating around the bush, "Link, it's okay to feel flustered when you're around us. You're a young man now, and during these times you've lived with us, you're bound to discover some certain…uh," she tried to think of a better phrase for it, "…feelings residing inside you."

Link flushed, feeling mortified by this discussion. 'Oh, Goddesses no. Not this.' He didn't need to listen to the 'birds and the bees' talk again. He knows where babies come from, he's fifteen! Heck, he's been seventeen once!

"L-Look, I-I know where babies come from." He abruptly said.

Cremia blinked, "Oh…y-you do?"

"Yeah…" His deep blush was a clear enough answer than his words.

'Wow, he's more mature than I thought.' "Oh…w-well, I was just…" she cleared her throat, "O-okay then! Um…so…"

They stood there in awkward silence…

'What more is there to say? Should I keep going or…?'

Link snapped out her thoughts when he said, "I, um…I'm not going to do anything. Honest."

She was confused for a moment at what he meant by that, but quickly understood, "Oh! W…well…" she probably sounded stunned, but in reality, she was touched. She then smiled with sweet sincerity, "Well…that's good to hear."

Link flushed once more, looking down and shuffling his feet sheepishly.

Cremia couldn't help but keep smiling, "Go get some rest Link."

He looked up and smiled back at her, "Thanks, Cremia. For letting me have a home and for taking me in."

She smiled brightly, "I have to repay my little hero somehow."

Link could NOT stop blushing. "Uh...heh, uh, t-thanks…" he cleared his throat, "Well, I-I'll see you all at dinner!"

"See you at dinner, Link!" Cremia said happily. They waved back at each other as Link went to the chateau.

Cremia watched him go, feeling that sense of want in her…she sighed, going back to the barn.

When Link entered the house, he took a deep breath and let it out.

'Whew…what a day.'

Right now, he would just like to rest and get a little shut-eye…and not think about Romani's underwear.

He froze at the thought. He shook his head with a flush. 'Yep, sleep is what I need.'

Link walked over to the stairs and was about to climb them when the door opened. He turned to sound and saw Romani carried a basket full of eggs.

'Wow, she gathers those eggs fast.' Thought Link in amazement.

"Hey again, Grasshopper!" Romani said cheerfully. "You just now taking a nap?"

"Heh, yep." He said with a sheepish smile.

"Man, I wish I could take a nap. It's like Big Sis always goes easy on you, but she lets me do more work." She says as she puts the basket of eggs on the counter.

Link chuckled, "Well, you do take breaks more often."

She turned to the young man with a pout, "What's Grasshopper implying?"

He kept chuckling, "Nothing at all."

Link was about to climb the stairs, when Romani suddenly said, "Hey Grasshopper…"

He glanced at the young lady, "Yeah Romani?"

She looked a little shy while she stood there, playing with her fingers nervously, as a blush was on her face. "Um…y-…you didn't happen to see a-anything…did you?"

Link blinked at the question until he realized what she meant. His face lit up red again, "U-uh…" What could he say? He actually did see her underwear, but he didn't want to let Romani think he was some sort of pervert. However, he couldn't lie either. Lying was not one of his strong points.

"Well…I-I, um…w-well, uh…m-maybe?" he said with a wince. 'I got to learn to lie more.'

Romani glanced down, hiding her blush. "Oh…"

Awkward silence…

Not taking it anymore, Link began to say, "Romani, look, I-I know you didn't mean to…you know, land on me."

The young farm-girl was silent…until she said, "I'm sorry, Grasshopper."

Link chuckled nervously, shaking his head, "Hey, don't worry about it Romani, it was just a simple accident. I'm just sorry you had to get yelled at."

Romani stood there quietly for a bit, then looked up timidly with a slight smile. "Thanks, Grasshopper."

"No problem." Link smiled.

She softly giggled. "Well, have a nice nap, Grasshopper!" she turned around to head to the door, but stopped to say, "Oh, and Grasshopper?"

"Yeah?"

She smirked teasingly and said in a sing-a-song tone, "Romani hopes you like what you saaa~w."

…Link's eyes widened, frozen and red-faced.

Romani giggled, "See ya at dinner, Grasshopper!" she then skipped to the door, opened it and left.

The Hero of Time stood there, stunned in silence.

…He kind of wonders if he should take a bath first…

Okay! First chapter is done! But for real this time, I will NOT write any new stories from here on in. I need to concentrate on my recent ones that I'm neglecting! D:

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Thank you for reading, and keep on rocking everybody! :D

-TSP