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"Bloody Sunrise, give me something cold Junior." A young boy, only 17 years old, asked with a grunt as he sat down at the bar stool of a music and dance filled bar scene. He didn't seem old enough to be drinking, but he had his reasons. He was a young man, with bright sunny hair that shone like the sun itself. He had clear blue eyes that showed anger, for the moment, and peach colored skin. He was lean and toned to perfection, though his clothes could be in better condition. What was left of his clothes, after his last lead took him to an erupting volcano that led to a huge forest fire, was a burned up and nearly falling apart mess. He had three whisker marks on each cheek, and while he needed new clothes, he needed a drink first. He was sitting, but he stood at a height of about 5'8", having grown a few inches since he had been 15 years old.

Naruto Uzumaki was his name, and finding a way to get home was what he was trying to do. He had tried a shit-ton of ways to travel back home.

This world was NOT the world he had been born in, he didn't even know how he had gotten here other than the fact that something had messed up with something and he appeared here.

He didn't know why he was drinking, it took a shit ton of booze to get him drunk.

Junior, tall man standing at a very impressive height, was a muscled man who knew that if it came to blows he would lose to Naruto in a fight. He had a mostly shaved head, with black hair half an inch from his head. He was wearing a white shirt with a black vest over it, and a red tie with black pants. Everyone in the club was wearing the same thing, but they had black jackets on, sunglasses, and hats on with it. The dancers were Junior's goons, who were relaxing when not off doing somebodies dirty work.

They were goons for hire, and not very skilled ones at that. Most were cannon fodder at best, able to be taken out with a single hit each.

Not that impressive.

"No refunds, that lead was legit until the volcano blew everything up." Junior pointed out to Naruto. Naruto, a week ago, had come into his bar and paid for a lead to find a way to some place Junior didn't know existed. He had given Naruto a lead, and it just so happened that the lead was nearby an active volcano... a now destroyed active volcano. Thanks to Naruto, and an army of angry clones using Big Ball Rasengans to destroy the mountain sized volcano.

Fuck that volcano.

That halted the eruption, among other things.

"I don't need a refund, I need new clothes... so I suggest you give me something to wear to repay me for NOT kicking your ass." Naruto threatened the man with a knowing look. Junior nodded, before he got down on his knees behind the counter and got out a uniform that his workers wore. He handed it over to Naruto, who thanked him while he made his drink.

Naruto stood up, before he stripped down to his underwear, not giving shit about who else was watching, and pulled out the black pants first and slid them up. Naruto found them to be a good fit, Junior had been expecting Naruto to need new clothes after surviving a volcano erupting, and started to put on the white button up shirt. He buttoned it most of the way up, leaving the last few buttons undone for show. Naruto tied a black headband with a silver plate, a leaf symbol on it, around his instead of using the tie.

He didn't bother with the vest and jacket, he put on socks then shoes, and he was done by the time that his drink was ready.

"You need to slick your hair back. It would make you look like the leader of a criminal group if you did. Girls find bad boys hot." Junior told Naruto neutrally. He had managed to get Naruto to take the headband off his head, and wear it around his neck instead. Naruto had nice hair, and it looked better without the headband.

The boy was a lady killer with his looks, and the better Naruto looks, the better Junior's club did with profits when ladies came to the club after seeing Naruto come to the club.

So, by making Naruto look good, he earned himself more money in the long run.

"I like my hair." Naruto told Junior as he drank from a large glass of orange, his favorite color, drink. Naruto whipped out a kunai and flung it across the room without needing to look, he had a lot of skill handling Kunai and Shuriken to the point he barely needed to see what he was aiming at. His kunai stabbed into the wall, and Junior looked to see a Bug... not the insect, but a small machine meant for catching words that go on.

Somebody had bugged his club.

"The first two drinks, on the house." Junior told Naruto. He could afford to give Naruto two drinks as thank for what he just did. He owed the boy for doing that, because he didn't even notice the bug in place. He wouldn't have either, meaning if he had done anything illegal today he would have been busted for it big time.

"Yea~h." Naruto said with a little enthusiam, mostly sarcasm.

"Perk up, heck, I bet you could find more clues if you go to a Huntsmen training school. They send you on missions to all different parts of the world." Junior said as he gave Naruto a pat on the shoulder. Naruto thought about it for a moment. He had already spent two years in this world, and he had heard about the training schools.

He had already gone to his own training school, when he was 5 years old, and he attended until he was 12.

After that he had been trained by a squad leader, and a personal mentor for 3 years. He had actually had his abilities tested to see how he had ranked. While in this world, he had focused more on finding a way home than improving his skills. He had maintained his skills, since he needed to get home.

Academy Student (Basic) - Genin (Skilled) - Chunin (Highly Skilled) - Jonin (Elite) - Kage (Master)

As a Ninja, he had been ranked at a Genin on paper thanks to the fact he was never promoted to a Chunin. His skills though, they had been ranked at far above those of a Genin. Ninja like him were classified by certain skills. Ninjutsu (Ninja Arts), Genjutsu (Illusion Arts), Taijutsu (Hand to Hand skills), Intelligence, Strength, Speed, Stamina, and Hand Seals... Naruto didn't use Hand Seals too much for his techniques, so his skill in that area was relativally low, then again he only used a few technique that needed hand seals.

Ninjutsu: 4 (Jonin) - Taijutsu: 3.5 (Jonin) - Genjutsu: 2 (Genin) - Intelligence: 3 (Chunin) - Strength: 3.5 (Jonin) - Speed: 3.5 (Jonin) - Stamina: 5 (Kage) - Hand Seals: 1.5 (Genin)

Overall, Naruto had been ranked as an Elite Ninja who had high levels of natural Strength and Speed, with a high mastery over powerful Ninjutsu, with large amounts of skill in Taijutsu, meaning that he had amazing hand to hand ability.

His Illusions sucked, plain and simple.

He knew how to realize when he was in one, and release most of them after being caught, but he couldn't use them himself over than the most basic one of them all. He had Stamina for literal days, capable of fighting for days without rest. He honestly did suck at hand seals, since he never had a reason to learn how to use them.

"Sounds boring, I mean, school, fuck that." Naruto said with a light smile on his face. He wasn't interested in anything that involved book learning. He had no interest in going to school again, but if he really had to so that he could find a way home, he would do it. He really wanted to return to the world that he had come from.

He wondered how it had changed in 2 years.

He had tried Summoning Toads, but they had told him that it would be best if he stayed here for the time being. This world would be the location for his next step of training, since they couldn't Reverse Summon him thanks to how far this world was from them. He had enough chakra to summon them, but the same couldn't be said for them. They simply lacked the massive reserves of chakra needed to summon him back. He didn't even know they could summon him, but it was part of the reason that he knew he wasn't on his home world.

The other reason.

Animal-People. They also go by the name Faunus, people with animal features on their bodies and personality traits similar to animals. There was even a terrorist group of Faunus called the White Fang, though Naruto had yet to actually run into them.

"You never know, you might like it. If you find a girlfriend, or six, be sure to take them here for drinks." Junior told Naruto. Any chance he could get to get more business, he would take it, and Naruto was good for business. He attracted people like a magnet. Since he had been serving Naruto, he had a boom in female business. Naruto wasn't even famous or anything, people just saw an attractive man coming into a bar and figured the bar was a good one.

People judged a bar based on the people that walked into it on a regular basis.

"Naw, I'm not that good looking, I mean, never had a girlfriend before." Naruto said, rubbing the back of his head.

'Idiot, he doesn't even know that he captures women's hearts without trying.' Junior thought with a deadpan tone to his voice. He had two girls who worked for him, and they hated most men... their standards were through the fucking roof for men. They could see a handsome lady killer, and just say "whatever". They talked with Naruto for five minutes, and now they talked with him the second they noticed him every time that he stopped by.

Naruto didn't notice their flirting in the slightest. He was SO oblivious to female wiles that Junior was sure that no girl in the world was capable of actually seducing Naruto.

Not the shy, polite type like Miltiades Malchite. Not the strong willed and stubborn girl like Melanie Malachite. They were twins, willing to SHARE Naruto after they saw him shaking rain water out of his hair without his headband on. Junior himself had blushed when he had seen Naruto with wet hair, and he was straight damnit. It wasn't hard to believe for Junior if somebody told him that Naruto had girlfriends leave their boyfriends, and turned their boyfriends gay for him without even noticing it.

Naruto was THAT oblivious.

"Anyway, I'm not really looking for a girlfriend... I might if there isn't a way home for me." Naruto admitted after a moment. That was the one thing he feared above everything else, other than ghosts, the chance that it was actually impossible for him to return home. If he couldn't return home, then his dreams ended... his goals ended... his promises ended. He would have lost his friends, never to see them again. He would never be able to find out who his parents were, and if they had loved him or not.

He would never know anything about any of that.

"Well, look who showed up Melanie." One of two people said, girls, as they walked up to Naruto and sat down on either side of him. The one on his right, the one currently speaking, could be called Miltiades Malachite... while the one who sat on his left, rubbing his forearm, was Melanie Malachite.

Miltiades Malachite, a girl about the same age as Naruto, was a pale skinned girl with a more petite frame of body. She wasn't well endowed in the chest, but she had a feminine frame to her that went well with her form. She had black hair, pure black, that was short than her sister's hair. She wore a lot of red eye liner over the top of her eyes, which were a soft green color. She had a strapless red dress with a black bow on her waist, and she wore red gloves and had high stiletto heels. She wore fur over his shoulders, black in color, held by a gray gain. Her weapon of choice, were black and red claws that she wore.

She was a polite, quiet girl who didn't normally say as much as her sister.

Melanie on the other hand, she shared almost the exact same body as her sister down to the last detail. They stood at the same 5'5" height, had the same eye and hair color... only Melanie had long hair. She wore heavy cyan colored eye loner, and unlike her sister she wore a light green fur and had on a white strapless dress with the bow on her cleavage. She had see through white gloves, and wore her weapon on her feet. She had bladed heels, making them a fist and foot combination when it came to fighting.

One fought with legs, the other with arms.

"Naruto, it's been awhile, you should come and keep us company more often." Melanie said as she held onto his arm. Naruto didn't notice the seductive tone to her voice, he honestly didn't, and it was noticable to the girls.

Part of the reason they liked him. He was modest, about his looks even if he was arrogant about some other things, and he was kind hearted... it helped that while he was a pervert, half of the time he didn't understand sexual things so flirting with him was more honest. He didn't talk with them because they were hot, he talked with them because he wanted to be friends with them.

"We miss not having our big, strong teddy bear." Miltiades said as she ran a finger across the rim of Naruto's drink. She couldn't freely touch him like her sister, so she flirted in a different way. She was more polite, so she didn't go into his personal space when she tried to seduce him.

"Bear, more like Goldilocks with that hair." Junior stated, getting sharp looks from the twins. They were trying to bed Naruto, so it would be best for Junior's health if he didn't ruin the mood that they were trying for. Junior got the message, so he made Naruto a second drink, while he fixed up the girls two smaller drinks. Barely able to get a person drunk unless he drank like ten of them at the same time.

"Put a little flavor in it." Melanie said to Junior as she glanced at Naruto's drink. She was not above the use of an aphrodisiacs.

They were villians after all.

They were not the highest ranking of villians, capable of taking over the world or ruling the Underworld. They were actually pretty low when it came to how evil they were. They were more like bodyguards than true villians. They protected whoever needed to be protected, at a high cost, and they would work for villians if they were payed enough. They had loose morals about what they did. They had high standards, but loose morals.

"Hey Naruto, is that a bowl of ramen?" Junior asked Naruto as he pointed at the other end of the room. Naruto's head SNAPPED as he turned around to look for the ramen. Junior pulled a small pill from his vest pocket. He put the pill into Naruto's drink, before he added a about 3 pills to Naruto's new drink. They quickly bubbled, before the pills and the evidence of them were gone completely.

Naruto's body, something that Junior had learned through trial and error, was mostly immune to poisons.

Poisons that could instantly kill people only made Naruto sick, but he wasn't truly to being drugged. He wasn't immune to pain killers, so Junior had figured out (yes he had tried to kill Naruto via poison) that Naruto was only resistant to things that were harmful to his body. Things like sexual enhancers, and other things that were beneficial to his body, could be felt at full force. They burned out of Naruto's body quicker than most, so he had to add more of them.

He added another two to the drink, just to make sure that they took very good effect.

"Damnit, I can't believe I fell for that again." Naruto grumbled as he turned back around. Melanie and Miltiades both hid the smirks from thier faces the second he did. Sure, they were using underhanded methods, but the affection was real.

They were not goodie goodie girls, they were hard core when it came to how they went after what they wanted.

Naruto was so trusting that they did feel a little bad, but it wasn't like they were using some of the worse drugs.

They were making him horny.

"Our big, sweet teddy bear." Melanie repeated, since like a teddy bear Naruto was just so adorable when he did those stupid little things he did.

"Looks like business." Junior said when he noticed that a regular was coming. A tall man with straight, short orange hair that wore a black hat on his head. He had a pure white suit with black pants on. The man was smoking a cigar and walking with a cane, more than likely a weapon that he was hiding in plain sight. The man was a well known criminal who had escaped from jail several times, and built himself a repuation. Roman Torchwick was his name.

The only reason that Naruto, a hero, wasn't kicking his ass was because Naruto didn't pay attention to the news.

So Junior slipped away from Naruto so that he could talk to Roman about business in private.

"Okay?" Naruto said with a raised eyebrow. Naruto finished off the drink that he currently had, not knowing what was in it. It was a tasteless and colorless drug.

If it had been anyone else, then the girls wouldn't bother with drugs.

You see, Naruto was an honorable man. If he slept with a girl, he didn't just sleep with her. Based on what they were guessing, if Naruto slept with you, then he would try and form a relationship with you. He didn't do one night stands, so if you banged him... he was yours to keep. It was an easy formula to remember.

Drugs + Sex = Naruto is Yours to Keep

Very simple basic villian math for manipulating good guys.

"Drink up, we heard all about your... explosive trip." Miltiades said as she encouraged Naruto to drink his other drink. There were enough pills in the drinks to make a normal person, when they took effect, so horny they would sleep with nearly anything. If Naruto finished off both drinks, there was little doubt that he would lose some of those morals he held. Just one night was all that was needed.

The more Naruto drank, the more of the drugs he was taking in.

"Poor baby, let us take care of you." Melanie said to Naruto as she leaned in closer. The drugs took between 20 and 40 minutes to take effect. It didn't matter how much of a drug you used, the amount of time it took to take effect was the same if you were using the same drug. The effects were just that much more powerful.

"I'm okay, can't say the same about the volcano though." Naruto spoke, grinning as he stopped drinking for the moment. He still had half a glass left of Bloody Sunrise before he had drank two of them.

"O~h, pretty drink you got there fella." A new female voice said while Junior finished off his talk with Roman. A slim hand came out from behind Naruto and grabbed the drink, before Naruto turned around and saw that a woman his age had stolen his drink from him.

"Hey, that is his drink." Melanie said when she looked at the woman, and she grit her teeth.

This girl was a looker.

She had blond blond hair that was wavy, pretty, and ended with lighter blond tips. Light colored skin, and a very pretty face to go with a sexy body that she showed off. She had a thin waist, well shaped thighs, a nice ass... not the best, but not bad. She had long legs that were mostly showing, and a toned body. It helped her case that that she large breasted, very large boobs that were constantly shaking a little with each breath that she took. She had lilac colored eyes, which Naruto noticed first.

She wore an orange scarf, what he noticed second, and had a brown jacket on that did nothing to hide her stomach or her cleavage. She had a brown and white hip cape, over her tiny black hot pants that did show off most of her body. She had a yellow tube top with a flaming heart on her left boob. She had orange socks, very high up on her legs, and brown knee high boots. She wore black gloves, and had on yellow colored bracelets.

After two years in this world, Naruto could tell what was a transforming weapon.

Those bracelets most likely turned into some kind of gun gauntlet thing that helped her hand to hand.

What the people of this world lacked in in some areas, they made up for with having annoying abilities and weapons that served many purposes.

"Woah girl, didn't mean to steal your boyfriend. Just wanting a Strawberry Sunrise, but a Bloody Sunrise seems nice too. You mind?" The girl, standing about the same height as Naruto himself, asked as she swished around his drink.

What did he care, he didn't pay for it.

"Go ahead, got a name? Mine's Naruto." Naruto told her, and she chugged down his drink. Melanie and Miltiades did not like her doing that in the slightest.

"Yang Xiao Long... Xiao Long is my entire last name, I don't have two last names. I get that question a lot." Yang said, answering Naruto's question when he looked like he wanted to ask it. Yang seemed to pull a small white object... from somewhere on her body, where, he didn't have a clue. It was a Scroll, advanced tech, and it expanded and showed a glowing screen.

A picture of a woman was on the screen, a woman that Naruto actually recognized.

She looked just like Yang did, a near perfect copy. Her colors were different though. She had paler skin than Yang did by a good amount. Her hair was jet black, though it was in the same style as Yang's was. She had burning red eyes, unlike the lilac ones that Yang had. She wore black and red as her primary color pattern. Most people seemed to have a color preference, not that he could judge. She wore clothes that Naruto would expect his people to wear. She had on a black kimono with red shoulders, and a red obi around her waist. Her eyes were slightly more narrow than Yang's were. She had bead necklaces, and a sword with a large sheath for it. LIke Yang, she showed off thigh, and had high black boots. She wore armored forearm protectors with black gloves.

"Who is that?" Melanie asked her sister with a raised eyebrow.

"A woman, do you know anything about her?" Yang asked with an actual serious look on his face.

"Yeah, I saw her not long ago, a few times actually... I could take you where she is." Naruto said with a tilt of his head. Yang blinked a few times, before she seemed taken back by his statement.

"How!?" Yang actually nearly shouted, shocked that she had actually found a real lead. She had been looking for years!

"Two years ago, she found me and taught me this language. I actually woke up at her house, nice woman... though she isn't the most... social of people." Naruto tried to put his words into something as nice as he could say it. She was not the best of people to talk to. She was always so serious, she could be have a little fun, but she always seemed to have something on her mind.

"Really... So you know where she is. Take me to her, I need to find her." Yang spoke to Naruto, who looked at her.

"Tell me why." Naruto said to her. If she was going to try and hurt Raven, full name Raven Branwen, then he wouldn't take Yang with him.

"She is my Mother, and she abandoned me when I was born... I need to talk to her. You don't know what it is like to have a mother abandon you." Yang told Naruto, making a guess since he seemed like a such a happy person.

"You're absolutely right, I don't know what it is like to have a Mother abandon you. Actually, you couldn't say I don't what having a Father abandon you feels like either. I've never had a Mother or a Father, or any family. Now I am not taking you for sure." Naruto told Yang with a frown on his face. That had hurt, her words were something that irked him to no end.

Her words had really hurt his feelings, reminding him of everything that he had never had.

"I'm sorry, but you have to take me to her. Would you take a chance to meet your Mother if you could?" Yang asked, trying to get Naruto to sympathize with her. She could see how she had hurt him, she felt like a dick because she was complaining about mother problems to a guy with no parents, but she really wanted to meet her mother.

"Me?" Naruto asked in surprise. He had never really thought about it that way. Actually, he was never told if his parents were alive or dead. He just knew that he never had any since he was born.

Naruto paled a little.

What if he really was unloved, his parents didn't die... they abandoned him.

Yang winced when she noticed how her question had affected him. She was not helping her case, and if she attacked him she was damn sure that he wasn't going to help her. Melanie and Miltiades moved in front of Naruto, who looked at them with the color returning to his face.

"I think you need to leave." Melonie spoke to Yang with a light amount of aggression in her way of speech. She was indirectly telling Yang that if she didn't leave, it was going to come to a fight.

"Let us show you out." Miltiades said, insisting that Yang leave.

"I'll take you, but we leave right now. First though, we need to stop by a clothes shop. I need some orange. Also, you may need to go home... It is like a day of walking." Naruto grumbled. He couldn't wear clothes with orange to them, it wasn't something he did. He had a deep infatuation with the color, for as long as he could remember. He didn't know why, he just loved the color.

"Was there something wrong with that drink?" Yang asked with a frown on her face.

"Don't worry about it, I switched the drugs that Junior had on him for something completely harmless." Naruto said with a grin on his face. The twins dropped their jaws at him. Yang held her stomach for a moment, before she covered her mouth. Naruto was a ninja, who used cloak and dagger techniques. He had a hidden dagger in his sleeve at all time, which was connected to a wire mechanism. He had a super strong sense of taste, he knew that Junior had tried to kill him many times... about 5... in the past. So, he had replaced all of Junior's drugs he used to poison people, and the other ones, with harmless pills that caused a person to-

"Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp!" Yang belched loudly as the drug came up. Naruto held down one as well, the effects not really that strong on him.

"... Awesome." Naruto said with a grin. Yang was blushing, while she could never be accused of being lady-like, that had been a rather... painfully loud burp.

Yang shook herself, before she got serious.

She was so close to finding her mother.

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