Author's Note: This was written by Mycroft-mione and RawMateriel (with help from the rest of the team) for the Season Four's first issue of the Daily Prophet.

The Totally-Not-Terrible Team Song of the Bloodthirsty-Yet-Sweet Wigtown Wanderers

by Myc and Rose (with help from everyone)

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We stride across the pitch at dawn,

With blood-red robes and smiles on,

Come to write until we're gone,

We are the WIGTOWN WANDERERS!

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Our lovely captain is Firefly,

Watch her weave and soar through sky,

Sing her praises till we die,

She is a WIGTOWN WANDERER!

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Carmen's the keeper, in perfect shape,

She loves to pair Rolanda with Snape,

She has a totally fire mix taaaape!

And she's a WIGTOWN WANDERER!

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Liza's the best for chaser 1,

A WolfStar queen who's lots of fun,

We'll laugh and cry before she's done,

Cuz she's a WIGTOWN WANDERER!

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Chaser 2 is an Irish Rose,

Leaving tumblr gifs wherever she goes,

Watch her score with skillful prose,

She's a WIGTOWN WANDERER!

.oOo.

(Yo ho, yo ho, a Wanderer's life for she...)

.oOo.

Now pass to Lynn, our chaser 3,

Lurking everywhere for free,

Like Trelawney, you'll foresee

That she's a WIGTOWN WANDERER!

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Look out for Em, the first to beat,

A sugar quill, but twice as sweet,

She writes it all – a fearsome feat,

And she's a WIGTOWN WANDERER!

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Dina's next for beater 2,

A Percy lover through and through,

She'll hit those Bludgers right at you,

Cuz she's a WIGTOWN WANDERER!

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Myc's the one who has the speed,

Who meets our every seeking need,

When she sings we follow her lead,

For she's a WIGTOWN WANDERER!

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Here to ponder – No one fonder – Robes to launder – WIGTOWNS TO WANDER!