Mario, who was lying on the floor, exhausted from that fart, slowly started to get up. Then he noticed the infinite army of Hell.

"Luigi!", he screamed, "Where are you? What the fuck is going on?!"

"I'm here, brother!", Luigi screamed, running towards him. "Peach turned out to be the Satan worshipper and she used that cake on you to make a portal between our world and Hell!"

"Oh shit, now it makes sense!", Mario started to connect clues, "That's why she had that pentagram tattoo on her left asscheek!"

"What? I didn't know she had a tattoo! I want to see it!"

"What the fuck, Luigi, it's the end of the world, and you only think of seeing Peach's ass!"

"It's not true!"

"Whatever, we have to think of some way to defeat Satan!", said Mario, but he was clearly out of ideas and it seemed like a hopeless situation.

Then, Luigi came up with a great idea.

"Mario! We have to pray for God to come and defeat the Evil!"

"What? You believe in God?"

"Well yeah, why the fuck not. You see Satan exists, so God should, too!"

"Yeah that makes sense! Let's perform a mass!"

Mario took out the Bible from the shelf and they started reading it out loud.

"It doesn't fucking work!", said Mario, who wanted to throw the Bible away, but he calmed down and gently, respectfully put it down on the shelf.

"Well, there is one last thing we can do.", said Luigi.

"What is that?", Mario asked.

"We have to leave this fucking Mushroom Kingdom and teleport to the Sonic world, whatever it's called."

"Luigi, do I look like a furfag to you?"

"Well…"

"Don't answer."

"We can always take Peach with us, to fulfill our sexual needs in the new world."

"Our?"

"What, what's wrong with that?"

"It's fucked up. Okay, whatever."

"Then let's kidnap her!"

Kidnapping Peach wasn't an easy task. They had to fight their way through countless monstrosities from the depths of hell (and by "fight" I mean run away like little bitches). Then, they had to trick Satan into looking the other way (by telling him there were some hot devil ladies behind him), and then, they grabbed Peach, put her into a bag and ran away.

"Luigi! But where's the portal to the Sonic world?!", Mario asked, while holding the bag with Peach kicking inside.

"Oh shit, I forgot!", Luigi gasped, "It's in Hell!"

"WHAT?!"

"Yes! It's true!"

"And Satan didn't invade Sonic world?"

"No, they're scared shitless of those furries!"

"Well good for us! Let's go!"

Mario and Luigi jumped into the portal to Hell. There were many devils inside, but mario wiped them out with a single fart. They saw a door with a sign on it, saying: "Warning! Furries ahead! Don't enter if you treasure your mentality!"

They jumped into the portal, which closed behind them, forever.

"Shit, Mario, we did it!"

"Yes! And now let us find some cozy cave, to perform a sexual intercourse with Peach."

Then Sonic and Tails came. Sonic looked at them.

"Hey, what the fuck, we just saw these guys in that lame-ass video game we just played, Tails!"

"Yeah! They must be Mario and Luigi! The most FAG video game characters of all time!"

Mario and Luigi laughed.

"I may agree that we're not very interesting video game characters.", said Luigi.

"And I may also agree that our games may be a little repetetive.", said Mario. "But if we were really gay, would we have this lady over here with us?"

Sonic and Tails looked at Peach, who came out of the bag.

"Dafuq?", Sonic looked at Peach, confused, "Okay, you're cool. Now that I see that you're straight, we can become friends."

"Yeah, I respect you.", said Tails.

"Hey, that's not fair!", Luigi responded, "Gay people are to be as much respected and tolerated as everyone else! You should be aware, that there were many famous homosexuals in the history of the universe, for example…"

"Okay, Luigi, I don't think anybody here wants you to talk all that scientific bullshit.", Mario sighed.

Peach looked at Sonic and Tails.

"Mario, why did you take us from the sweet, sweet hell I brought into the Mushroom Kingdom, into this… this… world?"

"Don't ask questions.", said Mario.

After some time, they all became friends. No, not friends with benefits, just very good friends. Mario and Sonic agreed that both of their franchises are wacky and overused, and Tails and Luigi agreed that that being a secondary character is as fun as being the main character.

Later, Mario blazed some weed, and had a vision, that God actually came to the Mushroom Kindgom, shortly after they came into Sonic's world, and destroyed all the devils and brought everyone back to life. But whatever. Mario learned he shouldn't have doubted in God's might. But in the end, it all ended happily anyway.

THE END