So, this had to be a new collection... please be aware that you'll be reading a lot of Sirius Black and James Potter, but I'll have other characters in this too.

Written for the Weird Prompt Challenge. Prompt: edible body glitter

Adult Rule 1: Not All Glitter is Kid-Friendly

Sirius/Remus

Sirius grabbed James' arm as they walked down the high-street, dragging him over to a nearby shop.

"I need to go in here."

"Here?" James glanced at the shop with a frown. "Why?"

"Because I want to buy Remus a present!"

James glanced at the window once more. "What? The nurses' outfit? Sexy underwear?" He laughed.

Sirius shook his head. "Of course not. Remus is more suited to the professor and the naughty student that needs a spanking…" He leered at James, who responded with bitch-face number 37. "It says they sell toys."

"And I'll just stand here and wait?" James called, as Sirius started into the shop.

Sirius spun around, opening his arms and gesturing to the contents of the shop. "Or you could buy some of that underwear for your wife."

"You know, I knew there was a reason why I brought you along," James stated, following Sirius in.

...oOo…

"James!"

James turned around, clutching a pink underwear set that he had been tempted to buy Lily, though he wasn't sure if she'd wear it or slap him for even thinking she'd wear it. "What?"

"I've solved our problems. Look what I've found."

He held up a jar.

"What is it? Edible… what?"

"Edible glitter," Sirius stated, beaming. "You know Lily sent us out to get some glitter because Harry ran out, so we can get him this for his pictures without having to go into any other shop!"

"But why is it edible?" James asked.

Sirius sighed, as though the answer was completely obvious. "Because kids accidently eat stuff, right? So if Harry had some on his hands, he might not realise. So if he decorates his cards with this, he won't poison himself."

James looked alarmed. "You mean to tell me that we've been giving him poisonous glitter this whole time? Lily keeps saying I'm the irresponsible one, but it's obviously her! I'll have to have a word with her!"

Deciding on the underwear (because Lily might decide to wear it now that James is showing how responsible he is, getting edible glitter), he heads to the counter with Sirius, pointedly not looking at any of Sirius' other purchases.

...oOo…

The glitter had been in Harry's hands for only a few seconds before it was quickly plucked away by Remus.

"Sirius... " Words seemed to fail Remus for a moment as he looked between Sirius and the body glitter. "Explain."

"Well, we were in a shop and saw that," Sirius explained.

James nodded. "It's edible and kids eat stuff all the time, so we thought that it's better than the other stuff. The one that could poison him." He shot a pointed look at Lily.

Remus' hand covered his eyes for a moment, making Sirius' smile drop at Remus' frustrated pose. "What? Did I get the wrong colour?"

"We told you what shop to go to," Lily said. She rolled her eyes. "James, watch Harry and I'll be back in a few minutes. Remus… get that stuff out of my house!"

The front door clicked shut behind her and Remus began to pull Sirius to the door.

"Where are we going?" Sirius asked.

"To get that stuff out."

"Yeah? Do we return it?"

Remus stopped and shook his head. "It's edible," he began, hoping Sirius understood. The blank look suggested that he didn't. "It means that I'm going to make you sparkle and them remove the glitter."

"Wha -"

"With my tongue," Remus finished, enjoying the way Sirius' mouth dropped open slightly in shock, before he grabbed Remus' hand and rushed them to the door.