It was a lovely day in Bikini Bottom. The sun was shining, and the clams were singing. Hank Hill was walking towards Spongebob's pineapple to perform their satanic ritual. All Hank needed to bring with him was his possessed propane, and some dank memes. Spongebob was getting the pentagram set up outside on his lawn. The sponge had stolen his neighbor's clarinet so he could use it to sooth the dark lord.

Hank was just about to reach the giant fruit house when Spongebob noticed Hank. "Hello dank hank!" called out Spongebob in his usual chipper voice "Are you ready to summon the dark one!"

"Gosh darn it Spongebob don't say that too loud." Hank replied as he walked up to Spongebob. "I found this demonic propane at a pawn shop."

"Wow, that's great! I have the pentagram and the dead body of Mr. Krabs all set up."

Hank was happy at the progress made so far but when he reached inside his pocket to get out the satanic scroll he realized the paper got wet from being underwater. "Hank, why would you put that scroll underwater? Do you not know about our physical limitations of life underwater?"

Hank was looking at the now deformed scroll in his hand. "I'm sorry Spongebob, I guess I didn't think about that." He said in a worried voice

"Its okay" the yellow sponge said as he looked at the paper. "I found an image of the scroll on Google before you got here. You can just throw that paper in the bon fire over there. We don't need it anymore"

Hank threw the paper in the fire and placed the propane next to Mr. Krabs' corpse in the center of the pentagram. "aright, I'm ready to begin" said Hank.

Both chanted loudly "DANK MEMES CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS… DANK MEMES CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS… DANK MEMES CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS!"

Suddenly the pentagram lit up in a blaze of glory as a figure started to appear in its light. The figure was forming more and more by the second until his full silhouette was just barely visible. As the light died down the middle aged man and the yellow sponge was finally able to make out just what they summoned. It was a big green creature that has wrecked havoc on bikini botton before. IT WAS SHREK!

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!"

The ogre picked up the demonic propane and Mr. krabs and used his demonic powers to fuse them into a war hammer. Spongebob and Hank knew better than to fight Shrek in this enraged form. Spongebob gripped the clarinet and told Hank to grab on it too. When hank touched the instrument they suddenly fused together to create HankBob Hillpants! The fusion used their giant fists of rage to pummel Shrek into the ground "I WILL END YOU" Shrek yelled as he lifted himself off the ground and used his telekinetic powers to draw HankBob Hillpants closer to him

As HankBob got pulled closer to the ogre, He thought of something that just might work. Hankbob grabbed Shrek's face when they got close enough and started absorbing the life energy out of Shrek. Shrek had been absorbed and Hankbob Hillpants is now deemed the ruler of bikini botton!