Weather Report: Raining Bodies at Shinichi's

Anime: Detective Conan, Magic Kaito 1412

Rating: T

Genre: Yaoi, Comedy, Romance

Pairing: Kaito x Shinichi

Warning: Not beta-edited. Some grammatical and spelling errors can be occurred. Also, this is a freaking Yaoi fanfiction! If you're against homosexual, I recommend you not to read this.

Disclaimer: DCMK rightfully belonged to Aoyama Gosho-sensei. I'm not that genius to write crimes.

Summary: Akako decided to curse Kaito to have a miserable life, but it was Shinichi who became the victim. And it was now Kaito's job to cancel out Shinichi's bad luck (dead bodies, robberies, crimes) before Akako found a solution to remove the curse.

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Chapter 1

It started with Koizumi and a series of MISFORTUNE

It was already past midnight yet Koizumi Akako paced back and forth in her secret dungeon at her dark mansion. The sound from her red heels stepping on the cold floor echoed inside the room. She scowled and bit her right thumbnail furiously. She turned to her boiling potion pot behind her back in a swift movement. The greenish substance boiling inside the pot fizzled. She sighed. She knew it was going to be another waste potion. She had created thousands and thousands of potions, charms, spells and any sorcery she knew which could charm any guy in the world. No scratch that. In the universe. But the opponent she was facing right now was not just any guy. It was Kid the Phantom Thief aka the Magician under the Moonlight as his fan would call him. He was the only one in this universe who could not be fall in love with her by her magic. It was frustrating.

She remembered how many time her sorcery had fail since the two of them met. And she would not forgive him for crushing her like that. Her pride was not that cheap to break easily. She swore she would get him under her fingers and toy with him until he broke. She laughed imagining how amazing it would be. She explored through her bookshelves, skimming through her magic books to find the most suitable spell that could make Kid hers. "Ah, just my luck!" she sighed, placing the last book in her shelves back in its place. She could not find any spell. "Luck, luck, luck," she murmured. Even hearing the name of luck made her remember of Kid. "Wait! Luck! That's it. All I need is luck. A BIG BAD LUCK!" She got up from her chair and yelled, "Lucifer,"

"Yes, Akako-sama," Lucifer, the devil answered.

"Find me any spell that could make one's life miserable. The worse, the better. ASAP," she commanded. Her reds eyes grinned with mischief.

"How about this, Akako-sama?" A recipe of a spell appeared on the magic crystal.

"A series of MISFORTUNE!" Akako read aloud the name. "I like it." She laughed out loud in unladylike way. "Just wait, Kid, I'm gonna make your life so wrong that you've gotta crawl on your four limbs and come beg me to uncurse the spell." Her laughter echoed in the mansion.

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At the same time, at Beika town, without knowing what awaited for him in the near future, one Kudo Shinichi watched the criminal taken away by the police car. He shook his head. His stomach had been grumbling for a while. He got stuck with a homicide when he was back from school and he could not get out of it until now. He looked at the time. He winced as he realized it was already midnight. Haibara would be mad by now.

"Great work, Kudo-kun," said Inspector Megure.

"Thanks," he replied. "Can Detective Takagi give me a ride home, Inspector?" asked Shinichi.

"Of course," the older man said, "I'm thinking the same thing. It's dangerous to go back alone this late." Detective Takagi and Sato drove him home. They had a small chat for a while, but it was a quiet trip.

It was already one year that the black organization had finally taken down by the effort of FBI, CIA, and the Japanese Police Force and of course, Shinichi. Haibara also received the original formula of the Apotoxin 4869 and created the final antidote of it. Shinichi gladly took the medicine and returned to his normal self a year ago. However, him turning back to normal did not go right like in fairytales. Things were not the same as before, especially with Ran. The girl was at first seriously mad at him for keeping her in the dark the whole time. He had to explain aka sweet-talk her to avoid being kicked by one of her bone-breaking kicks. The karate champion did not speak with him for a week, but she later forgave him understanding his reasons. But the distance between them did not become closer. They had still awkward moments when they remembered what they had done together when he was Conan. For the moment, Shinichi was trying to settle various things out so he could not focus on Ran.

For the detective boys, Haibara and Professor lied them about what happened to Edogawa Conan. They decided Shinichi shrinking to an elementary school kid was too much for the kids to believe. They told them Conan took the witness protection program from FBI and left them for good. The kids were sad for a long time, but they decided it was the best for them. At the moment, he returned to his rightful home and going to high school again. However, he had to repeat a year due to his lack of attendance and missing the final exam. He still stuck at second year. Yeah, it was annoying. A genius with 400 IQ like him had to repeat a year because he missed class. He even complained the principle about it, but they do nothing to promote him to third year. He quietly opened the door to Professor's house. He was thinking of going back to his home but he had nothing, but coffee in his house and Haibara had already texted him to drop by for dinner.

"You're late," the little girl scolded him as she opened the door.

"Are you still up?" Shinichi asked in disbelieve. He was planning to sneakily go inside the kitchen and eat his dinner and quietly return to his own house. "Children should be sleeping by now."

"Shut up or no dinner," Ai shot a glare at him. The young detective went silent. The girl took out the dinner from the fridge and placed it inside the microwave. Shinichi placed his bag and blazer on sofa and pick up the TV remote. He turned on the TV and walked to the kitchen counter. He sat on the stool beside the one Ai was sitting.

"Run into another murder?"

"Yeah," he replied weakly.

"Do something to that luck of yours. It's unhealthy to run into murders every two days," said Haibara.

"It's not like I want to. What can I do about it?" Shinichi complained. The notification from the microwave rang. "I'll get that." He got up and took his dinner out from the machine. He quietly ate his dinner as he surfed the channels. Currently it was airing the news from the murder he encountered that day. Haibara snatched the remote from his hand.

"You haven't checked the evening news, right?" she asked as she looked for the saved files in the TV.

"Nope, what's new?" he swallowed a spoon full of curry.

"This is new. Well, if I had to say, it's not that new." She opened up a video file. A pretty newscaster appeared on screen.

"To continue, we had obtained news from Mr. Suzuki Jirokichi, an advisor to the Suzuki Financial Group that he once again decided to challenge Kid the Phantom Thief. Later this afternoon, Mr. Suzuki had held a conference of displaying his newest gem collection. The red painite called the Blood Rose will be displayed in his personal museum in coming weekend and Mr. Suzuki sent a public letter of challenge to Kid the Phantom Thief over media. The Blood Rose is the second largest painite and also one of the rarest gems in the world. The painite is designed as a rose brooch and costs more than 400 billion. We'll now have direct interview with Mr. Suzuki. Mr. Takahara…"

Shinichi laughed weakly. "That old man never gives up, huh?" Ai joined the laugh.

"Why don't you check your phone? The Suzuki girl would be already asking you to come to the heist." Shinichi pulled out his phone from the pocket and checked it. Haibara was right. Sonoko had already sent him dozens of mails to come and catch the thief for her. "The show won't start without the Kid Killer," she snickered.

"May be I should." He had not going to the thief's heists for a while. With him, being busy with his daily life, solving crimes, assisting the FBI to clean out the every group under the black organization, he was not paying attention to the Kid's heists very much. "Thanks for the meal," he got up and washed the dishes. "Then, I'll be going."

"Good night,"

"Night,"

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Akako sighed as she looked at the parchment under her desk. She found the spell to make Kid miserable, but it was not an easy task. She needed a painite to finish the spell. She had to pour the potion on the painite and collect the final solution if she wanted to curse him. Where could she find a painite? It was one of the rarest jewels on earth. She may be a witch but it doesn't mean she could get whatever she wanted anytime, anywhere. Across from her seat, there sat the main source of her misery, Kuroba Kaito. He was making his usual Cheshire face as he read an article from his tablet.

"Stupid Kaito," a brunette girl yelled as she took away his tablet. "Reading about the good for nothing Kid again?" she looked at the tablet and switched it off.

"Hey, gave it back," Kaito stood up to grab the electronic device back.

"I'm amazed how you can still follow him with all those wrong doing," said Nakamori Aoko.

"And I'm amazed how you can still badmouth him when he always able to get away from your dad?" Kaito retorted.

"My dad is catching him this time for sure,"

"Don't you always say that every time?"

"Relax guys," a glasses-framed girl stopped the two. "Have you seen the latest news? About the Blood Rose."

"Yes, I saw it yesterday, Keiko." said Aoko, "That old man sure is persistent."

"So is your dad," Kaito joked.

"Stupid Kaito!"

"C'mon guys, stop it. I've never seen a painite before. Let's go see it when the museum is opened." Keiko suggested cheerfully.

"What is a painite anyway? I didn't know about it until yesterday." Aoko wondered.

"Tch, tch, tch, dumpy Aoko," Kaito started talking, "a painite is…"

"Painite is a very rare borate mineral. It was first found in Myanmar by British mineralogist and gem dealer Arthur C.D. Pain. It was named after him after it was confirmed as a new mineral species. Painite has an orange-red to brownish-red color similar to topaz. Until 2004, only two had been cut into faceted gemstones. The Blood Rose is the newly found painite, discovered only in 2015. A painite is very rare and it costs $50,000-60,000 per carat." Hakuba who just returned from the boy's room intercepted Kaito. Kaito looked at him with displease.

"$50,000-60,000 per carat!" The girls exclaimed.

"Are you going to heist, too, Hakuba-kun?" asked Keiko.

"I don't know. I could tag along with Inspector Nakamori, but I'm not personally invited by Mr. Suzuki."

"Ah, he does invite that little kid, you know, the Kid Killer. What's his name again? Edo… Edo…" Aoko stumbled.

"Edogawa Conan," Kaito said.

"Yes, Edogawa Conan-kun. But, I think he's not coming to heists lately." The brunette said.

Of course, he would not. Edogawa Conan had finally returned to Kudo Shinichi. Kaito thought. There was no more of that petite sized detective with his super gadgets. It was kind of lonely not to see his favorite detective.

"But I heard from my dad that Kudo-kun is coming," the girl informed.

"Kudo as in Kudo Shinichi? The high school detective?" Kaito stopped his thinking and asked. He made a victory dance in his mind.

"Yes,"

"Kudo-kun, huh? I have never met him before," said the half British teen.

"You haven't?" This time it was Keiko.

"Yes. May be I'll go to meet him."

"Well, even if there are you, Kudo Shinichi and Inspector Nakamori, Kid won't lose!" Kaito claimed.

"What?" Aoko and Hakuba said in the same breath.

"Didn't hear? I said Kid the Phantom Thief will get the painite Blood Rose on coming weekend without fail." Kaito yelled, showing them the news article of the Blood Rose.

"Kaito, you stupi…"

"Painite?" Before Aoko finished yelling, Akako stood up and shouted. She quickly came towards the talking teens and snatched the tablet from Kaito's hand. "Painite…" she murmured as she read through it.

"Akako-chan," the two girls called the young witch but she ignored and continued reading.

"Ah, I'm sorry," she returned the tablet to Kaito and returned to her seat. "How fortunate, Kuroba-kun. I'll curse you with the very stone you'd steal. Just wait for it. Ahahaha…" the witch stopped the laugh as the whole class looked at her.

"What the hell is she up to now?" Kaito murmured, looking the evilly smiling girl.

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Julissa: Yay, my first DCMK fanfic. Kaito and Shinichi are one of my BIGGEST otps. I mean who doesn't love them?

About the painite, I took the reference from truefacet and the wiki However, the Blood Rose is purely my imagination. It doesn't exist in real life.

Let me know what you think of it? Just review. Love you!