AN: I've been busy this whole time you guys, but I promise that I'll be working on my other stories and I'll be dropping one shots of some anime/manga (Another, Charlotte, Shakugan no Shana, Guilty Crown, Hundred and many others)

Chapter 1: Confessions are troublesome

"Talking"

'Thinking'

"Dreams"/ Past

(Author's note)

In typical romantic or harem animes, the main protagonist can vary from being shy, boring, or extremely clumsy. There are also the very cliche anime with the main character having all the traits. (AN: B gata H kei, am I right?) Luckily our protagonist is a lazy, sarcastic, bastard that only thinks for himself, Naruto Uzumaki, was on the train snoring away during the ride to hell- I mean school. Naruto was taller than the average teen at 5''10, he had long spiky hair and bangs that covered his left half of his face. He wears the school uniform unbuttoned for his rebel type of attitude. He was a first year student in high school, even though school started a few days ago he is already well-known in the school. The schools friendless fox because of his attitude no one would willingly be his friend. Even those that didn't know his status would not pursue to befriend him because of his delinquent look.

"Bastard, you woke me up with that long ass explanation Wafflez." huffed an agitated Naruto, also breaking the 4th wall. The blonde woke to see a black haired blushing teenager, stalking some purple haired girl that was sitting in front of him. His cold blue eyes stared at her, as she continued reading from her book. The girl looked up from her book and started blushing and looked away, towards the dark haired stalker boy and he started blushing after he put his phone away.

"Hey asshole, I thought this story was about me sleeping? If you're gonna keep talking about them, at least timeskip me sleeping through this annoy shit." The bastar- er Naruto asked, once again breaking our wall.

xXx_30 Minutes later_xXx

"My sochi, please promise me that…"

"G-gomen nasai," a soft voice said, tapping the blonde haired teen. "You'll be late if you don't wake up."

One soul piercing eye opened, to a very up close and personal view of the now big chested, blushing, purple haired girl.

"So?" was all Naruto said as he tried to go back to dreamland.

"I'm K- Katsura Kotonoha" the now named girl nervously, announced to him bowing her head. Kotonoha looked back up to see the cold gaze which felt like eternity.

The blonde sighed knowing the girl either had no friends or she was socially casted aside.

"Uzumaki Naruto." He said, dryly introducing himself as he got off the train brushing past the girl.

The purple haired beauty, rushed in front of him, head bowed and asked "Uzumaki-kun, d-do you mind i-if we had lunch together ?!" she quickly said.

(Naruto's POV)

'Kokoha or was it Konoha? Whatever it was, she's not gonna stop bothering me and it's not like I have food or money for lunch.' Naruto thought and actually checking her out, He's a teenager and he isn't gay. 'Unique colored hair, mature body, shy personality, there's something wrong with her!' The blonde mentally said, deducing all the facts. Well at least I'll get some free food.

"Hai, meet me up on the rooftop Kohoho." I answered uninterested as I began walking to prison- er school.

xXx_Lunch period_xXx

DING DONG

Naruto woke up stretching and yawning from his 2 periods of class nap feeling… tired and hungry. At least he can solve of those issues with some free food. With that in mind Naruto walked faster to the roof to quench his hungry. When he actually arrive there it Kohoto was waiting for him at the bench.

She gave me an elegant smile before greeting me, "Hi Uzumaki-kun." She presented the bento box in front of him. He was about to accept it until he noticed it was only bento.

"Hey KoKoto, where's the other bento?" he stated confusedly, looking around.

Kotonoha started blushing a storm, "A-ano, I thought we'd share this one if you didn't mind."

Naruto stared blankly as he processed this,

'A girl I barely known for a few hours, blushes around me, offered me food and she'd share.. Maybe there isn't anything wrong with her!' He thought.

"Itadakimasu!"

Was all he said as he opened the bento and started stuffing his face with sandwiches.

Naruto face started turning blue as he slowly turned to Kotonoha and promptly passed out.

"EYY Uzumaki-kun!"

xXx_After School_xXx

After the sandwich incident, Naruto was stuck in the Nurse office for the rest of the day and left 40 minutes after school was over heading to the train station.

At the station he seen the girl that tried to end his life.

"Ano, Uzumaki-kun how are you feeling?" she asked shyly, poking both her index fingers together.

"Never better," he replied sarcastically as he stood waiting for the train.

An awkward silence (well to Kotonoha) was around the wait for the train.

"Uzumaki-kun can I tell you something," she asked blushing like a tomato.

I looked at her strangely, "Hai?"

She started playing with the bottom of her dress and her legs were squirming?

In a soft voice she spoke, "You might have not noticed but in Junior High, we had the same classes and I would often try to talk to you Uzumaki-kun, but you'd either get in trouble with the teachers or be asleep. What I'm trying to say is that I was interested and I still am interested in you Uzumaki-kun!" she exclaimed making eye contact to his visual eye.

"Please be my boyfriend!" she asked with an atomic blush.

"….Eh?"

END of chapter 1