AN: Both RWBY and RWBY Chibi are owned by Monty Oum and Rooster Teeth.

In addition, no Chibi's were harmed during the writing of this fic. OK, one Chibi was harmed, quite badly actually. It was his own fault though. He should have dropped those plate of cookies.

RWBY Chibi fic

Scene 1: The Cookie Monster

Ruby skips down the hall of the dorm rooms, humming the "Red Like Roses" song. She passes by Team JNPR's room, the door hanging openly slightly while a air of something baking was coming from within. After not but a second where her nose smells the scent of something good, Ruby stops dead and quickly back peddles to Team JNPR's door and opens it enough to look inside, her eyes scanning the room.

She hears a ping, drawing her eyes to seeing Jaune, his back to her, standing before an oven as he pulls out a pan with 8 cookies lying on it. Wait, COOKIES? Ruby pulls her head back outside, giggles in a giddy fashion while her fingers wiggle manically.

"There, all done" says Jaune as he places the pan on a nearby table. He leans in and takes a sniff at his endeavor, smiling proudly at how good they both smell and look. "I hope they'll like em?"

"Hey Jaune, watch'a doin'?" ask Ruby, her head suddenly popping out from behind him which makes him jump. She then looks to the cookies and starts drooling from the desire to eat them.

"Hey Ruby" he says, regaining his composure. "I'm just making up a batch of my families world famous Arc Delight Cookies for you and the rest of our teams. A sort of reward for how good we all did on that test the other day."

"Oh, that really nice of yo...Can I have mine now? PLEASE, PLEASE" she begged him while jumping up and down like a little kid begging their parents to but them something.

"Um...OK, sure. Knock yourself out" says Jaune though Ruby had already scooped a cookie up and quickly gobbled it up. Immediately, her eyes light up and become stars as her hands grab her now rose colored cheeks. She squeals in utter euphoric delight.

"OH SWEET GRIMMY'S, THESE ARE THE BEST COOKIES I HAVE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE" she cries. "I FEEL LIKE I'VE DIED AND GONE TO HEAVEN."

"I know the feeling" says Jaune, recalling the first time he had tried his family's famous cookies. "The flavor come from our secret ingredient that shall never be revealed to outsiders."

"Can I have another, please?" asked Ruby, sounding and acting all cutesy on him.

"Um...OK. Sure, here ya go" he says as he gives her another which she quickly gobbles up.

"More" she says, holding her hand out for another cookie.

"Ruby, I already gave you yours and mine. I really think I should save the rest for the others" says Jaune.

"Cookie?" she says again, her voice a little lower this time.

"I'll bake you some more later, I promise" says Jaune, feeling a little nervous now from the look Ruby now had in her eyes which makes him begin to back away.

"Give me those cookies" she says, her voice becoming scary.

"Eep" cries Jaune before running as fast as possible.

Ruby stands there for just a second before roaring like a lion, then she gets on all fours and chases after Jaune, screaming "GIVE ME THOSE COOKIES."

Scene 2: Weiss has a Interest

Weiss is sitting in front of a computer screen with her eyes going back and forth as she clicks the mouse to proceed from one page to another. She does this several times before her eyes go wide then lower to being sly as she whistles then says "Now that's a katana."

"That's not a katana" comes Blake's monotone voice as she pops up beside Weiss and quickly types something into the search engine, then grabs the mouse and clicks on the desired link.

"That there" she says as Weiss's eyes go to shock level wide. "THAT is a katana" Blake adds as Weiss's mouth makes a O shape while she makes an "ooo" sound from her astonishment.

Behind them, from beyond the window. Jaune goes running by as Ruby appears, hot on his heals.

Scene 3: When Hyper Meets Sugar Rush

"So, how did you win all these sweets again?" asked Pyrrha, looking at Nora who was drooling over her prizes.

"She was the 10,000th customer at the Sweet Tooth Candy Store. Her reward was all the candy she could carry" says Ren who then sighs. "Clearly, they know nothing about her carrying capacity."

"Oh" says Pyrrha, nodding. "So, can we have some...um, Nora?"

Nora looks at Pyrrha and Ren, a chocolate covered ring now around her mouth and nothing around her but discarded wrappers. "Ot oo ay?" she ask before her eyes go wide and her pupils become tiny. She then stands as her body begins to shake.

"Oh no, sugar rush" yells Ren, grabbing Pyrrha and pulling her with him into some cover for protection. "This is bad. Nora's already such a mass of uncontrolled energy as it is. And now..."

"With her having a sugar rush, she'll become..." adds Pyrrha as Nora's shaking gets worse and worse, causing the pavement to crack and the nearby buildings to shake as if an earthquake was happening and Nora was the epicenter of it.

And then she goes rigid and falls back onto the ground. Pyrrha and Ren look at each other then come out from behind cover. They walk over to her and Pyrrha ask "Nora, are you alright?"

"Yeah, I'm fine" she says, sounding drained. "IIIIIII'm just going to lay here for now. Don't really feel like doing anything right now."

Pyrrha looks at Ren who says "Wow, that's a first. Nora had so much energy in her system that her system crashed and that energy canceled itself out."

While this is happening, Jaune is STILL running in the background though is clearly becoming tired while Ruby is getting closer and closer and then she goes in for the killing strike.

Scene 4: The Cookie Monster 2

Weiss, Blake, and Yang are walking across Vale, having spent their morning doing this and that. "So, you guys think Jaune's got those cookies finished yet or not?" wondered Yang.

"Let's head back to the dorms and check in on him" says Blake.

They turn a corner and come to a dead stop as they see Ruby, who is sitting, the pan of cookies now on her lap. She's happily eating one of the remaining cookies while swinging her legs and humming a tune to herself. The other girls look down, become wide eyed, then look back up at Ruby.

"Um...Ruby, what are you doing?" asked Weiss.

"Eating these cookies" says Ruby, glancing at them before squealing out "These are SO GOOD" while her eyes light up again.

"And what about that?" ask Weiss.

"What about what?" asked Ruby, making her teammates all point downwards in unison. Ruby looks down and sees she's sitting on Jaune, who looks like he had been nearly mauled to death by some sort of ravenous beast. She then looks back at the others, smiles innocently, then giggles nervously.

"Ruby, don't you have something to say now?" asked Yang.

"Huh? Oh, right." Ruby then uses her free hand to pat Jaune on the head. "Thanks for the cookies today. Would you make me more of them sometime?"

Jaune's head lifts slightly off the ground and he says in a weak voice "...sure...anytime you...want..." His head then falls back onto the ground as his eyes become X's and his soul begins to leak from his open mouth, which Blake grabs onto to keep from escaping.

Ruby, meanwhile, begins eating he last cookie without a care in the world.

Fin...

AN2: This is my first RWBY based fan fic and I hope I did a good job of it. At present, this will be just a one shot though if I can come up and enough of new skit ideas (or if I get any suggestions I can do a good job writing), I'll put out more. I do have one skit involving Velvet being asked if she'd like to play a game of Hopscotch and how she feels about that but I'm not quite satisfied with it.

Also, Ruby was the only one of Team RWBY and JNPR who wasn't aware Jaune was cooking cookies for everyone as the others agreed knowing this would lead her to stay around Jaune, asking if they were done yet in 5 second intervals.

The idea for this, the Cookie Monster skit at least, came to me while I was at work one day and I liked it so much that I ended up writing it out with a desire to release it on FF. The other two skits I came up with after some brainstorming so as to make this feel like an actual episode of RWBY CHIBI.

I know that, as far as RWBY canon goes, Jaune hasn't been stated or shown to have any form or cooking skills (that I know of) nor any proof that the Arc family have some super special cookie they're famous for. But, since Jaune does know how to dance (by way of his 7 sisters), I'll take a leap and say he likely was taught by them to cook as well for their pleasure.

Any hoot, that's all from me for now. Till next time, nates...