"Welcome to The Burger Joint, what can I get for you?"

"A BURGER!"

"Maya, we're in a burger joint. You might want to be a little more specific."

"Two burgers?"

"…Do you guys need a minute to decide?"

(Nick shoots the cashier an apologetic look.) "Erm, I'll have the small cheeseburger with no pickles, please, and my, um, my friend will have the, um…"

"The Ultimate Burger Combo with double patties, everything on it and a large Mountain Dew, please!"

"…?! Can you eat all that?"

"Yeah! That's what I always get!"

"…That'll be $14.61 for you…"