Undue shushes
/Author's Note\
So this is my second attempt at a Naruto fanfic. The story starts out kinda dark, but slowly the crack will appear...
...So yeah I hope you enjoy this story as much as I did typing this story up!
Disclaimer: obviously I don't own Naruto.
Undue Shushes
The rain picked up as each drop,et got heavier by the second you could hear the heavy pounding of the rain as it hit the ground. Streaks of lighting seem to light up the night with the crack of thunder in the distance.
"Man it sure is cold!" Complained our favorite knucklehead ninja as he jumped from tree to tree.
"You idiot! If we had left later, like I had said then we wouldn't have to travel in the rain!" Shouted an annoyed Ino who was debating whether to punch him or not.
Naruto frowned sensing her killing intent decided to kick up the speed.
"HEY! WAIT UP YOU IDIOT!" Shouted an enraged Ino as she too picked up her speed trying catch up to Naruto.
It was idiotic to travel in this type of weather it would be rare to spot a single civilian along the main road in fear of getting ammonia or a cold, but for a shinobi it was different. Shinobi must complete their mission no matter the weather, and were always supposed to report their success of the mission to their respective leaders after all of the objectives were completed.
As a wise man once said "Shinobi we endure"
...
Naruto was freezing his ass off over here as he jumped from tree to tree. He was currently wearing a black shirt with the usual Uzumaki orange swirl. And of course he was wearing his orange pants.
It wouldn't have been that cold if he had his Jacket right now he quickly glance at Ino who was indeed wearing his jacket.
He gave Ino a death-stare who didn't notice it or didn't seem to care because she knew she had won.
Ino had to admit the jacket in fact did do its job. It kept her warm. Even though the color-scheme was hideous but in the end it was so totally worth the headache.
/Flash-Back\
"Finally you've slowed down" Ino said between huffs as the rain continue to pour.
"Y'know We would've been In the Village already if you didn't constantly have to slow down and lag behind"
Naruto said as he avoided the barrages of punches that came flying his way.
" SHUT UP YOU IDIOT! ... Besides I would if wasn't so cold"
Ino said as he eyed Naruto's jacket. The rain continued to drench the two as thunder could be heard In The distance.
Naruto and Ino were now resting on a tree branch since Ino demanded it.
"Hey Narutooo can I borrow your Jacket?" Ino whined as she lean closer and rested her head on his shoulder.
'Heh this should do the trick. No guy can ever refuse a lady in need' Ino thought with smirk.
"No thanks Ino. I like my jacket" Naruto said as he shrugged her off.
Her eyes widen for a split second. Weren't all guys were supposed to be a gentlemen and give a lady their jacket? But then again she had to remember this was Naruto again... God! He is such an idiot!
Ino sighed and decided to use her trump card
Naruto looked at Ino with a raised eyebrow; Ino was in his personal bubble. he noticed that her cerulean eyes seem to have expanded, and dare he say it look... Cute
"Naruto will you please let me use your jacket?" Ino said smirking at his dazed look.
"Uhhhh… I already told you no" Naruto said as he look at her shocked face.
'How? ...That idiot is stubborn as always' Ino thought as she frowned at Naruto.
'...'
'I have to do it's the only way... Besides he traveled with, Lord Jirayia for 2 years. That has to be it!... But then again this is Naruto we're talking about, and frankly I feel rather disgusted by resorting to this method, but sacrifices have to be made besides I am a Kunoichi! I have to use all my assets!' Ino ranted inside her mind.
"Naruto, I'm all soaked and wet" Ino said in her feeble attempt to be seductive as she moved closer to Naruto and started to press her chest into his shoulders.
"I'm soaked too y'know" Naruto said with a roll of his eyes confused on what she was trying to say, and a-bit inpatient now that they have stopped.
"No Naruto I... I want you... to dry me off" Ino said with a blush as she put her ring finger on her lower lip and avoided his gaze:
'That sounds so bad!' Ino thought; she couldn't believe that she was blushing
"Huh?" Was Naruto's elegant reply
The screech of a record player could be heard as Ino stared slack-jawed at her fellow blonde in disbelief. How dense can someone be?
Ino had one thing on her mind and that was to punch Naruto in the face, and rip that UGLY JACKET OFF HIM!
" Forget about it" Ino muttered to herself and pouted as the duo continue on their way back home.
...Finally she had an idea it probably wouldn't have work because it was the most obvious one.
"Hey Naruto will you let me borrow your jacket if I buy you ramen?" Ino asked
"DEAL!" Naruto yelled and took off his jacket in a flash and handed it to Ino.
Who In turn face faulted feeling A headache coming. Luckily Naruto caught her and carried her off into the brush of the branches out to the distance.
/Flashback end\
Somewhere in the woods
A lady running with a small child ran as fast as she could, but to no avail her running meant nothing as four blacks blurs grabbed the woman, and threw her to the ground roughly, the lady made sure to cradle the baby to softened the child's landing.
The Lady got a good look at the men they all look to be ninjas. She focused her eyes on their headbands and on each headband the ninja all had a scratch on their village symbol signifying they were Missing-Nin.
The tallest out of the men who looked like he was the leader of the small group of rouge ninjas. Walked up completely ignoring the woman, and went ahead and sat down by a near boulder, and the man pulled out a potato...? He then started to peal the potato with a creepy, glistening smile that shun brighter than the moon and gave the poor woman shivers down her spine.
"Well-well... what do ya we have here, boys?" Slurred the shortest Man out of the group of men.
"Seems to me we got us a pretty little lady to play with us, boys." Another man this time the man was a little chubby. The blonde haired lady notice that the man had a vest kinda like the leader with the potatoes, but this guy's vest was green signifying he was a leaf shinobi?
"Hold her down!" the last man ordered, he was wearing glasses. The strangest thing was those glasses had no frames on them...
"Yes, then after that we'll 'play'" said the short guy with a sick laugh. The three man close in on her as she backed up a few steps.
"HELP! PLEASE ANYBODY?" The lady yelled to top of her lungs pleading for anybody save her and her child.
"Scream all you want. That just makes me want you even more." The leaf ninja said as he licked his lips hungrily in desire.
Then once again the rain was heavy as if it was pounding the earth with each drop. It was as if the heavens were crying as this unfortunate event continued to unfold.
The blonde haired lady was gonna reply as she opened her mouth, but the leaf Ninja quickly Inserted his tongue down her throat it seem like she was choking as the man's tongue explored her mouth.
The lady never wanted this at all!
All she ever wanted was for her, and her daughter to leave The Five Great Nations as fast as they could. War was just around the corner she didn't want her child to grow up around the horrors of war.
The Man looked like he needed to catch his breath before he could part is tongue the lady took this moment to bite as hard as she could.
The rouge ninja scream out in pain as blood started to appear around the man's mouth. He look at her in rage before the lady could do anything the man slapped her.
"M-maybe that will teach you some manners. You bitch!" the man said as he cupped her cheek and look her in the eyes with a lustful smile. The lady felt humiliated and ashamed of herself for thinking about traveling this late at night.
No matter how she look at it she knew she was hopeless, but she needed to stay calm and save her daughter no matter what.
She self-consciously gripped her daughter tighter as tears went down her face.
"Hey Lon'qu get this bitch to do what we say already!" The Shortest of the man complained
"..." The said leader who went by the name "Lon'qu" stopped pealing his potatoes and frowned. He looked at the lady as if he was reading her mind, The tall man stood up, he was wearing some type of dark blue vest dark pants, and she notice he had A sword. It was obviously to the lady that this man was a high ranking shinobi before he went rouge.
Lon'qu walked over to the lady who was on the cold muddy floor clutching her child for dear life in fear of him.
Lon'qu once again studied the woman and her child and then took a deep breath. Before the lady could do anything Lon'qu proceeded to kick her in her rib in which the lady double over in pain then Lon'qu unsheathed his blade and like a snake snatched up the child, He lined the blade right by the child's neck!
"Do what they say or I kill the child" Lon'qu said, his voice was hoarse like he hadn't used it in quite a while.
"Please!" The lady begged has she bowed her head to the ground
"..." Silence was the man's reply, his eyes were void of any emotion.
"Heheheh... What I tell ya fellas I said we were gonna have us a fun night or what? Heheheh" the chubby leaf ninja chuckled with glee as he started undressing the lady with his... Eyes!
"Yes indeed" the other guy with glasses said with a smirk
"Take off my pants!" The short man ordered
"W-what?" The lady questioned
"You heard, Lon'qu if you don't do as we say then the child gets it."
"..." The lady look at her child who was crying for her mother she couldn't hold it in she started to sob uncontrollably.
She was trembling! She was scared! uncontrolled
All those emotions were running through her as the men started to gang up on her, as her child's waling could be heard even through the cracks of thunder.
"Take off my pants!" The short man ordered again more fiercely as he slapped the woman a few times and grabbed her face and forced her to looked and his ugly sinister eyes.
Afraid of what was about to come next She slowly did it by closing her eyes wishing it was all just a nightmare and just figment of her imagination like that one book she forgot the name, but it was called something like 50 shades of Green... Or was it black...?
"Yes, that's it! Now my underwear!... Then after that I want you put IT in your mouth!" The short man ordered.
She was shaking the tears just kept flowing like a never ending river. She look at her daughter once more and nodded to herself.
She had to do this for her!
"Wait your gonna make her put your undergarment in her mouth?" Said the guy with glasses while scratching his chin in confusion.
"Oh yeah! I'm nasty like that!" The short guy said with an evil gleam in his eye.
"Short people..." The man muttered under his breath.
...
With Naruto and Ino
Naruto was jumping from tree to tree as the rain continues to pour down.
As he was jumping he could've sworn he heard something. As he halted and listened again.
"...Help anybody please..." Naruto heard something! It was the faintest of whispers as the wind blew with streaks of lighting flying in the sky.
He looked at Ino who was ahead a couple yards he knew he couldn't waste anymore time someone needed his help!
He dashed off immediately listening for the sound of the person's pleads to guide him.
"Okay Naruto... Once we get to the gates you can have your jacket back... I don't want to be seen in orange" Ino said as she thought of the rumors of her and Naruto.
'Ha Naruto and Me that's so disgusting... Though he is now the village's Hero... But he was still Naruto!' Ino thought inside her head. She shook her head and besides there was still Sasuke.
…
"Hey Naruto?... Thanks" Ino said with the smile as she waited for his reply.
"..." But the only thing she heard was the sound of the wind and heavy droplets hitting the ground
She frowned, A tick mark appeared on her head. Was that idiot ignoring her?
She quickly smirked as an idea came to her head.
"Hey Naruto just for letting me use your jacket I'll buy you two bowls of ramen" Ino said smirking already imaging his childish glee, but to her surprise she received no response.
She stopped on a tree branch and notice Naruto was nowhere to be found. She panic did he leave her? Or was it the Akatsuki?
If it was in fact the Akatsuki what could she do? She wasn't strong like Naruto. She needed Choji and Shikamaru without them she was useless!
She took a few deep breathes if Naruto was indeed in trouble then she would have to do something to make sure he survived he was in fact still her comrade!
...
Naruto arrived at a clearing where he could hear the cry of a baby and the pleads of a woman. He was enraged when he saw a group of men huddle around a woman and man holding a sword towards a baby's neck.
He wanted to scream and use rasengan, but It wasn't worth it. The men were too close to the lady not to mention the jounin with the sword had his sword firmly on the child's neck as the child cried for her mother.
He couldn't take it anymore he had to act now.
"Shadow clone jutsu" Naruto whispered and made About 10 clones who scatter around the clearing waiting for the real Naruto's signal.
...
"I'm not gonna tell you again take off my underwear and put IT in your mouth!" The short man demanded as he slapped the woman.
She tremble at his stare she went ahead and close her eyes slowly pulling down the garment down when suddenly she felt his body go limp.
She open her eyes and notice that the three men were all dead with kunais and shurikans in their backs.
She quickly focus the glance on the one man who had her... Log?
"Damn it! I was so close to getting all four of them" said a voice which happen to belong to a young man in a black t-shirt and orange pants.
Lon'qu was on one knee right now his whole right Side where the kunais made impact was numb. He notice he couldn't move his sword arm.
"Who are you? You Brat!" Lon'qu shouted in frustration as he pulled Kunais out of his right arm regardless of the pain, and blood leaking out,
His voice was steel cold. It happened to caught Naruto off guard, he frown and then smiled.
"I'm Naruto Uzumaki don't you ever forget it!" Shouted Naruto with a grin. As Naruto made the ram seal And four clones appeared and charged the man
"...humph" was Lon'qu's reply as he dodge each of Naruto's clones attacks.
"Look here buddy just leave the lady alone and we'll have no problems here" Naruto said as he glanced at Lon'qu's face which looked thoughtful for a moment, but then Naruto felt uneasy when Lon'qu smiled.
"So you would like to protect this lady, huh?" Lon'qu asked with a maniacal sickening smile.
Naruto slowly nodded as he felt unsettled by the events to come.
"Try to save her after this!" Lon'qu shouted as he plunged his blade into her abdomen, the lady gasped for air as she started to lose a lot of blood.
Naruto gasped and glared at the man. He had to end this quickly!
Naruto quickly formed a rasengan. As several clones rushed towards the men and shifted him away from the lady.
"Take this! RASENGAN!" Naruto shouted with so much rage that he instantly killed the ninja.
He took a few deep breaths and then rushed to the lady.
...
The lady felt nothing but pain it hurt so much; she looked up at her savior who had a look of distress on his face.
She look past him and saw his twin or clone? Carrying her child she smiled she was safe. Her baby girl was safe and sound.
"Hey! There you are Naruto! How dare you leave me behind!" Shouted an enraged Ino but paused at what she saw four dead bodies. Naruto, and a blonde haired lady who was bleeding out, and one of Naruto's clone carrying a baby?
"Ino can you help her?" Naruto asked frantic as he grab her by the shoulders and looked at her.
"Um I... Ok" Ino stammered.
Besides Sakura did this all the time it would be a piece of cake. 'Anything Sakura could do I can could do it better.' Ino thought with a confident grin.
Ino quickly observed the wound. She quick;y stopped the gushing blood and then used some medical ninjutsu on the wound, but something was wrong!
The lady screamed in utter agony as more blood appeared on the wound!
Ino was for the most part frighten as her hands were covered in the lady's blood it felt like everything she did made the wound worse. I
"Ino stop it!" Naruto shouted as he grab her shoulders.
She stopped using the medical ninjutsu, Ino concluded that the blade the Lady was impaled by was dowsed with poison.
Tears were in her eyes now this lady was gonna die and the child... Oh god! She was going to become an orphan! All because she wasn't able to heal this child's mother!
The lady chuckled with a bitter sweet smile.
"So I guess I won't be living that long won't I?"
The lady question Naruto and Ino who both did not respond.
"May I have one final request?" The lady asked
"Anything" Naruto replied instantly.
" …Will both of you please take care of my baby girl…?" The lady asked with a hopeful look in her eye.
"Ok! I will protect her with my life, because that's my nindo! My ninja way!" Naruto declared with a thumbs up and muster up the biggest grin he could.
Ino was A bit hesitant but she slowly nodded her head.
The lady smiled.
"That's great...today was her birthday she just turned 2" the blonde croaked out with a small chuckle.
" What's her name?" Ino asked as she finally got to hold the child she notice that the child was cold so she quickly took off Naruto's jacket and wrapped it around the child.
Sadly to their shock, the lady did not respond instead she laid on the cold and muddy floor lifeless.
The little girl started to wail and cry. Ino quickly tried to hush the baby by making
Cooing sounds and baby talk.
That seem to work as the child seem to calm down. Ino took a glance at Naruto who was just standing their like he was dazed or something.
"Naruto! You have to do something" Ino hollered at Naruto as she took a glance at the lifeless corpse of the blonde haired lady.
"Right... I'll bury her body…" Naruto said with a grimace.
/Scene Break\
After burying the body and putting the nuke nins in scrolls, Naruto and the child who Ino was carrying at the moment. Were jumping from tree to tree, the rain was still pouring down hard it seem like the rain would never let up.
Ino decided to rest up, at the moment they were all resting on a tree branch.
"So what are we gonna do?" Ino asked
"Huh?" Was Naruto's elegant response.
Ino simply roll her eyes in annoyance, and shook her head.
Ino sighed and said...
"I'm talking about the baby, you idiot!... Anyway I'm pretty sure, Lady Tsuande will know a good orphanage for her"
"No way! I promised that lady that I would protect this baby no matter what." Naruto said as he looked at child with small smile who was now asleep on Ino's lap.
"I don't see the big deal about being in the orphanage. Just look at you, you came out fine, Naruto you are the hero of the Leaf! The one who defeated Pain... The only negative side is that you're still an immature idiot!" Ino said with a chuckle at the end.
Naruto had flashbacks of when he was younger in the orphanage. He remembered the harsh treatment, the name calling, the beatings, and going to bed hungry, but worst of all not knowing a family's love. He wasn't gonna let the same things happened again.
"Look Ino just trust me okay?... Living in an orphanage isn't a great place to grow up in...okay" Naruto said he look at the child once again with a grim smile.
"Okay I guess so... Well what are we gonna do? Find someone who can take care of her?" Ino asked, she notice that Naruto was staring real intently at the little blonde haired baby... To be honest Ino thought she looked like an Angel sleeping on her lap wrapped up in Naruto's jacket.
"Well, that's simple I'll adopt her!" Naruto said and gave Ino a grin.
Ino frowned this little angel under the care of Naruto? Ha! That was more dangerous then letting Orochimaru manage a daycare!
"Are you serious? You can barely take care of your own self much less a child." Ino stated as she looked at Naruto who frowned
"But I-" Naruto stammered as Ino interrupted him.
"Did you even think of who would take care of the child when you were out on missions huh? Oh and what about food, furniture, clothing? Plus! The space in your new apartment! It's too small for child to grow up in..." Ino ranted as she saw the anger in Naruto's eyes.
She sighed this went all against her better judgement but...
"... That's why I'm going to adopt her and become this child's mother!" Ino declared and giggle a bit when she saw Naruto's face it was priceless.
"Ino..." Naruto said to be honest he was surprise to see this side of her... It was different.
"I figured you probably need my help, and besides without me this sweet baby girl would be running around wearing orange and eating nothing but ramen."
"What's so wrong about that?" Naruto asked as he scratched the back of his head
"Don't worry about it... So have you came up with any names?" Ino asked genuine curious on what kind of names Naruto came up with for the baby.
"Um how bout uh... Naruko?" Naruto said as scratched the back of his head.
"No" Ino replied flatly.
"But-" Naruto started but Ino cut him off.
"I was thinking like... I don't know Haruka?" Ino said a bit unsure. She look at Naruto who looked like he was going to disagree, but one glance at Ino told him he should reconsider.
"Sounds perfect!" Naruto shouted a little bit too enthusiastic.
One thing Naruto was starting to learn was to listen and agree on everything Ino said it seem like doing that was better than hearing her complain.
The sound of a cracking whip could be heard in the distance, which signified Naruto Uzumaki was now officially whipped now.
...
"Little Haruka huh that's such a great name isn't it? She's such a cutie pie!" Ino cooed as she watched little Haruka sleep.
Naruto smiled at the scene he did have to admit it was nice seeing this sweet side of Ino. it's been about five minutes and Ino hadn't complain one bit. Ino could be annoying in Naruto's eye she was always so loud, obnoxious also he never understood her love for Sasuke just like he never understood Sakura's love either.
Naruto look around it seem like the rain was still pouring down again he looked at Haruka and frowned. Yes, his jacket was warm, but if they didn't get out of this storm fast then little Haruka would most likely get sick. It was obvious they couldn't reach the village in under thirty minutes, but Naruto did remember the Capitol of Fire country was conveniently just a little west from their exact location.
Naruto wasted no time he gently picked up Ino who look like she was ready to pounce and kick Naruto's ass.
"What are you doing? Put me and Haruka down now!"
"No can do we have to find shelter now if Haruka stays out in the rain for to long she might get really sick."
Ino looked in thought, but then nodded her head and tighten her grip on Haruka.
Naruto carried Ino bridal-style as he jumped from tree to tree. Ino made sure to tighten her grip around Haruka as Naruto picked up speed.
...
It wasn't long but they had finally made it to the Capitol and they quickly found an inn and made sure to book a room. To ino's horror there was only one bed! Haruka and her would be sleeping together kinda like a family.
Ino smiled as she remembered when she was little and had a nightmare she would always run to her parents bedroom and sleep with her mother.
'Those were good times' Ino thought with a fond smile
Ino went ahead to the bathroom to take a shower while Naruto dried all of his clothes and tucked in Haruka who was sleeping fondly. Naruto smile she looked so cute and the bed looked comfortable so he went ahead pull the covers up and close his eyes before he knew it he too drifted away to sleep.
Ino dried herself off and sighed all of her clothes were too wet to wear so she ended up putting on Naruto's black shirt with the orange swirl on it. Ino notice that the shirt was indeed too big for her it went down to her thighs and covered her bottom.
She sighed it would have to due for now.
Ino opened the door to the room and notice that Naruto and Haruka were already asleep. She notice that Naruto was shirtless and sleeping on the left of the bed and had wrapped his arms around Haruka who was sleeping towards the middle of the bed so Ino gently got on the bed trying to make sure she didn't wake up the two. She slowly slid into the covers and moved closer to Haruka and wrapped her arms around Haruka. Both her and Naruto's arms were entwined around Haruka's small frame.
Ino smile she would see this girl has her own daughter. Ino vowed that she will protect "her" daughter from the horrors of ramen and orange articles of clothing. Ino giggled before shortly falling asleep.
...
Naruto slowly open his eyes and looked around the room. Ino and Haruka were asleep and it was probably early in the morning or something like that.
"Wait, Ino slept in the same bed as me?" Naruto muttered to himself and shrugged
"Whatever… I better wake, Ino up" Naruto said as he smiled at his fellow blonde who snuggled deeper into Haruka.
Naruto walked over to Ino's side and gently tapped her on the shoulder.
" Hey... Ino get up" Naruto said with a smile as Ino groaned at Naruto.
"Give me like seven more minutes"
"C'mon we gotta head back to the village and report to, Granny"
"Ugh... You do know you forgot a few things?"
"Huh?"
"Wow really?... Haruka doesn't have any papers" Ino said as she finally got out of bed.
"Papers?"
"Yes,! A birth certificate for one, and also she's going to need a legal document that says she is a citizen of the Fire country and the Hidden Leaf Village."
"Oh yeah..." Naruto said sheepishly
To be honest he just wanted to go home and rub it in to all of the Konoha 11 that he, Naruto Uzumaki was the first to become a father in the group
"Yeah, and not to mention we need clothes, diapers, food, a crib...maybe even a few toys." Ino said as she saunter over to the desk that was in the room and grab the two articles of clothing that was on the desk.
"H-hey those are my spare clothes!" Naruto shouted at Ino
"My clothes are too wet right now so for now I'll wear your clothes"
"But they are mine! and besides you are already wearing my shirt!"
"Well yeah but-" Ino started but Naruto cut her off
"I thought you were all big on fashion y'know?"
"..." Ino said nothing as she march into the restroom.
About four minutes later Ino came out of the bathroom and stomp her way towards Naruto. And threw the shirt she used to sleep in at Naruto. Ino was dressed in Naruto's black shirt and orange pants that fit loose on her. Then she struck a pose while Naruto put his shirt on and his damp jacket.
"Naruto, tell me I'm beautiful in your clothes!" Ino ordered Naruto.
Naruto look at her oddly and scratched his cheek and said...
"Uh your beautiful in my clothes?" it was more of a question then a statement.
"See even in hideous looking clothes my beauty is radiant like the moon in the dark sky" Ino said dramatically. As Naruto looked around confused on her odd behavior
"Uhhhh… riiiight" Naruto said slowly.
'Sheesh that girl can be pretty weird at times.' Naruto said inside his mind.
"All right you go wake, Haruka up. I want to go to a nice restaurant for breakfast! That way I can spoil, little Haruka" Ino said with smile as she eyed Haruka with a small smile. I
Naruto saw Ino eyeing Haruka with a small smile, he couldn't help but grin too.
"Sure thing!" Naruto shouted with glee as he pick Haruka up.
...
The blondes were now enjoying a nice breakfast at a small family owned restaurant in the heart of the Capitol.
"So where we gonna get Haruka's birth certificate and papers at?" Naruto said while slurping up his ramen.
Ino grimace and a tick mark appeared on her head. Ino bonked Naruto on the head.
"Hey! What was that for?" Naruto shouted
"Learn how to eat correctly" Ino said while she fed Haruka some smashed bananas.
"Why do you care about how I eat?" Naruto asked Ino feeling annoyed.
"I will not have MY daughter eating like a savage!" Ino said as she continue to feed Haruka.
"You do know she is MY daughter too Ya'know?" Naruto said with a look of indifference.
"...Yes I-I know that!" Ino stammered
Ino never realized that Naruto was going to be in the picture. Whenever Ino thought of her and Haruka's future she never thought of Naruto. Ino only thought about herself and Haruka.
"I said it once I'll say it again. I'll protect Haruka with my life! Because there are somethings worth protecting!" Naruto declared as he look at Ino with a fire in his eyes then he shifted his gazed at Haruka with a fond smile.
Ino was shocked at first, but she had remember this was Naruto Uzumaki. Ino couldn't help but giggle of course Naruto would say something like this.
"All right, To answer your question were going have to go to the palace or something?" Ino said a bit unsure.
"Palace? Hmm... Ah! That's it we'll talk to the Daimyo!" Naruto shouted
"Uhh there is one small problem with your idea." Ino said
"Huh?"
"Why would the DaImyo want to talk to us?"
"Relax. I'm the village's hero after all" Naruto said
'Plus I'm the son of the Fourth Hokage too' Naruto thought inside his head with a small smile
"I'm starting to think all that fame is starting to get in your head" Ino mutter to herself as she wipe Haruka's face with a napkin.
"All right let's go!" Naruto exclaimed as he left the money on the table and grabbed Haruka and took off.
Ino simply sighed as she slowly push in her chair and Naruto's chair too. She wasn't even dressed to meet the Damiyo! Ino then proceeded to walk out of the restaurant and chased after Naruto.
...
The journey to the Daimyo's palace was uneventful. To Ino's surprise Naruto was able to get a summons with the Daimyo himself. Now we find the blondes and the Daimyo seated at an elegant fine table.
"So what is it that the Great Naruto Uzumaki wants with thyself...Hmm?" The Daimyo said as he fanned himself with a... fan.
"Uh yeah… Your Lordship I would like to request that my daughter gets her birth certificate documented...? Oh and papers that say she is a legal citizen of The Fire country, and stuff." Naruto said while Ino was debating whether to bonked Naruto in the head for making them look like Idiots.
"Hmmmmm... Interesting. So the young Uzumaki as already sired a child? Hmm... How scandalous! ...May I asked why your "daughter" never receive any sort of documents?" The Fire lord asked skeptically. He seem to doubt the blonde's story.
Naruto was about to say something, but Ino beat him to the punch.
"Well… We wanted to keep her a secret from the Akatsuki." Ino lied.
"Hmm... So I see you two kept your relationship a secret, and your daughter. From the clutches of the Akatsuki huh?" The Daimyo stated as he stared at the two in thought.
Ino quickly grabbed Naruto's hand and squeeze it with her free hand. It would seem that Naruto got Ino's message to 'play along' with her little plan.
So Naruto wrapped his arm around Ino who in turn lean her head on Naruto's shoulder with a small smile. Haruka smile and started to chew on Ino's hair.
The Daimyo couldn't help but smile. He couldn't imagine what it would be like if he had to hide his love for his wife, and his own children just to protect them from an evil terrorist group... But still something felt off he just couldn't place it.
'Young love that must be it!… Love makes you do crazy things to protect your love ones' The Daimyo thought to himself.
" I see. So I'm guessing your marriage too is also kept a secret from the world...hmm?" The Daimyo questioned the couple.
"Yeah..." Was Naruto's response.
"Yes! It was so hard taking care of Haruka and not being able to sleep in the same bed as my husband." Ino lamented as she dug her face into the crook of Naruto's neck as Naruto griped her tighter.
"Well, I will get one of my advisors to print the copies for... Haruka? "The Daimyo said not a 100% sure on the name.
"Yes, that's our little angel's wonderful name" Ino said with smile as she glance at a napping Haruka who was on her lap.
"Yes, Haruka's documents will be completed shortly... Oh and also your marriage papers too."
"... That's is so wonderful isn't it, Snookums?" Ino said glancing at Naruto.
"...Oh yeah it is...Cuddly-Wuddly." Naruto said looking at Ino who almost gagged at the pet-name.
The Daimyo suddenly clapped 4 times.
Out came a servant with a metallic box.
"Young Uzumaki, I've been in the possession of your parent's wedding rings for quite a while now, 16 years in fact. I receive them after their death... I'm pretty sure they would've wanted you and your wife to wear them rather then collect dust, haha" The Daimyo said with a chuckle
Naruto for the most part was shocked his father and mother's wedding bands were right there in front of him!
In a flash Naruto open the box and gazed real long and hard at his parent's rings. One ring that was probably his mother's was silver and the ring had a 24 karat silver diamond crystal, and also the ring had the Uzumaki swirl engraved into the inside of the ring. And the other ring which was probably his father's ring was a plain old silver one.
Naruto glance at the Daimyo who had an expectant look on his face. Naruto had an idea what he was probably thinking. So Naruto carefully grabbed his mother's ring and grabbed Ino's right hand and caressed her knuckles before slowly putting the ring on her ring finger. Thankfully the ring fit maybe a little bit tight, but hey at least it fit.
"..." Ino said nothing to shocked to say anything. Ino had no idea who Naruto parents were and their ties to the Daimyo. But what she did know that Naruto's parents meant a lot to him. So for him to do that made Ino feel... elated.
The Daimyo started to clap.
"Aww that was just too cute. Ah to be young again." The Daimyo chuckled at the expense of the blondes.
Ino quickly grabbed Naruto's hand and his father's ring shove the ring on Naruto's left ring finger.
"Mr and Mrs Uzumaki. I have some questions… May I asked who's gonna take care of the child while you two are away on missions?"
Naruto and Ino started to sweat! Where did that come from? Now that they did think about it they really had nobody who could babysit Haruka.
"Oh and not all members of the Akatsuki are dead. So what are you going to do? Why announce it now?"
"..." The blondes were silent.
The Daimyo simply smirked.
"I had a feeling you too wouldn't have a plan so that's why I revoked your ninja id's." The Daimyo said as he fanned himself with pride.
"Eh!" Naruto shouted
"What do you mean!" Screamed Ino
"Simple you two are no longer ninja anymore. You two can successfully raise Haruka without the hassle of missions."
" B-but How am I supposed to become Hokage if I'm not a leaf ninja?"
"I never said you two were banned from being ninja. Just think of it as a really long vacation okay?"
"What about the war?" Ino questioned
"Like I said you're not banned from being a ninja."
"What about money?" Naruto questioned the Daimyo.
"I'm sure your parent's funds will be enough... Oh! That reminds me as a gift for your new chapter in life I will give, the young Uzumaki's a house on the nice side of Konoha."
"Huh? Why would you do that?" Naruto and Ino asked,The Daimyo at the same exact time.
"Hahahah... Anything for the Leaf's savior, and the son of a hero" The Daimyo chuckle wisely.
Ino looked a little confused, but didn't question it. She decided to ask Naruto as soon as they were alone.
"Yes,! Now then why don't I have my servants take you guys to your rooms, hmm?" The Daimyo said as he fan himself.
"Oh... uh right" Naruto said.
The blondes followed the servant to the room each wondering how lucky they became in these last few moments l.
...
The blondes were now in their room which was extremely nice, but Ino didn't care Ino was livid.
Naruto and Haruka sat on the bed and watched Ino pace back and fourth.
"I can't believe I have to Marry Naruto Uzumaki, The Village's idiot!"
"My chance at true love ripped away!"
"What will my parents say? When they find out I married, Naruto Uzumaki of all people!"
Naruto ears started to hurt and he also felt a bit of pain in his pride.
"You do realize I'm right here Y'know!"
"Well, yeah I know! It's just that I never thought I marry anyone else other than Sasuke... And being force to marry you is like really gross!"
Naruto did not say a word. Instead he took a few deep breathes.
"If you don't want to marry me then stop trying to be Haruka's mother."
Ino stopped pacing and glanced between Haruka and Naruto.
"And besides I was gonna asked Sakura... Heck maybe even Hinata to be Haruka's mother. Never did I think it would be you or you would volunteer... So for you say that, it's nice kinda like a miracle" Naruto said harshly.
Ino eyes widen at the cruelness of Naruto's words.
She was quiet almost too quiet it was as if at any second she would explode
Naruto frowned as one strand tear fell down as her head was downcast.
"Ino..." Naruto started. Feeling the remorse of making Ino tear up.
"What so great about Sakura and Hinata?... I'm so much greater than them combine together, Right?"
"Well Sakura is pretty and Hinata is nice, but a little weird."
"That's your answer? Please I'm way prettier then Sakura would ever be, and Hinata I can be nice too!"
"I don't see where you're going with this"
"I'll become the best wife like no one ever was so that way you'll beg for me not to leave your sorry ass"
"...okay" Naruto said completely lost on where she was going with this
Ino quickly straddle Naruto and made herself comfortable on Naruto's pelvis.
"I-Ino what the hell are you doing?"
"Did Sakura or Hinata ever do this for you" Ino said with a smirk.
"W-well no... But-" Naruto started blushing up a storm. Ino shushed him with her finger. Ino then lean in to Naruto's face their lips were a few inches away.
"I don't care what you say about me, but I will always be Haruka's mother no matter what. Got it, Snookums?"
"I said it once I'll say it again. I'll protect Haruka's life no matter what. Because that's my nindo, my ninja way. You got it, Cuddly-Wuddly?"
The blondes had a starring contest. Neither of them were going to give an inch.
"..." For the next two minutes it was silent, though the silence seem to end when Haruka couldn't stop giggling
The blondes look at the little blonde who was laughing the couple couldn't help, but laugh too with the little blonde, and their childish behavior.
...
/Time skip\
[Konoha]
( 2 weeks after Naruto and Ino's mission)
The Konoha 11 minus two plus Sai were all gather at the Hokage's office.
Sitting in her seat with a tick mark on her head sat the fifth Hokage, Tsunade.
"Do any of you know where Naruto, and Ino are at!" Tsunade barked out. It would seem she wasn't in a great mood.
"Naruto and Ino together?" Sakura asked Tsunade for confirmation.
"Yes, I sent both of them to get rid of a group of bandits" Tsunade stated
"How long have they been missing" Shikamaru said analyzing the situation at hand.
"Two weeks" stated Tsunade
Everyone in the room had a look of pure utter terror
"Oh god! Naruto and Ino can't stand each other!" Choji said.
"Naruto..." Hinata said worried for Naruto's safety.
"So what could be the cause of Naruto's disappearance?" Neji said as everyone looked at him as if he was a ghost.
"There could be all sorts of reasons why Naruto and Ino are missing for example The Akatasuki could've possibly attacked Naruto and Ino." Shikamaru said
The room was quiet after a month after the battle of Pain. After the attack the village became so short staffed everyone has been working hard these last few months; so hard that they lost track of the two blondes and the thought of another attack was unsettling. The mission was really simple they should've arrived the day the mission was assigned. No one even knew Naruto was on a mission…
"I'm only making a hypothesis. We can only assume that the Akatsuki ambush Naruto. Besides Naruto isn't type of guy who easily surrenders." Shikamaru said trying to bring the morale up.
"Well, what we waiting for? C'mon Akamaru and I can take care of those Akatsuki scum!" Kiba shouted
"Yes, Kiba is a most youthful person. We shall show the Akatsuki are Flames Of Youth!" Lee shouted getting into a fighting stance.
"Hold on... You two... We have no idea where they're located at... And we all can't just leave the village..." Shino said with a look of indifference.
"Shino is right we must remain calm. Besides these are all just theories" Kakashi said with a one eyed smile.
"Yes, Kakashi is right this all but a theory for all we know Naruto and Ino left the village and are rogue ninjas as we speak." Shikamaru said
"N-Naruto would N-never Leave the village!" Hinata stutter out.
"Hinata is right. That idiot would never leave us" Sakura said
"Right" Tenten said with a chuckle,
Before anybody could say anything a majestic Falcon flew in through the window and landed on Tsunade desk. The Falcon had a letter.
So Tsunade grabbed the letter and started to read the letter after reading the letter then proceeded to yell
"WHAT THE HELL?"
Sakura quickly grabbed the letter and read it out loud.
"Dear Hokage, tis I The Great and Almighty Fire Daimyo. This letter is here to inform you of Naruto Uzumaki, and Ino Yamanaka resignation as
Leaf Shinobi.
Sincerely, The Almighty Fire Daimyo."
And with that the whole room was silent.
"What?" Neji shouted
"Why would they?" Tenten asked
Everyone started to bicker around it wasn't until Tsunade got annoyed.
"I WANT ALL OF YOU TO FIND NARUTO AND INO NOW!" Tsunade shouted with rage as everyone scramble out of the room trying to avoid Tsunade's wraith.
...
So the Konoha 11 minus two plus Sai gathered all around the central plaza of the Village.
"Why would Naruto do this?" Sakura said as she sat down on a bench and stared at the ground hoping Naruto didn't leave her just like Sasuke.
"Yeah what does Ino gain out of any of this" Choji said as he licked his Ice-cream cone.
"I read in a book that a man got this woman pregnant so they ran away together to escape their families and friend's harsh prejudices. Though if that's is a reality then in that case then I'll have to kill Ino" Said Sai as he read one of his books with his usual fake smile.
"Why?" Tenten said asking everyone's question.
"Oh that's simple Naruto is my friend." Sai said with a fake smile as a dark aura appeared around him.
"Uhhhhhhhh Okay?" Tenten said with a sweat drop.
"Naruto is my friend too, but I do not see why we have to kill Ino?" Lee said with a look of confusion on his face
"Naruto is my friend. If what my book says is true then Naruto and Ino would have to run away leaving me all alone." Sai said
"What about me I thought I was your friend too?" Sakura said dryly
"Naruto said girls have cooties and that I should not ever touch you even if my life depended on it... And also he told me about the menstruation" Sai said with a look akin to horror
"I'M GONNNA KILL HIM!" Sakura yelled as she cracked her knuckles.
"Yes, That is why I swear I will never ever touch a girl" Sai said as he looked at the Hokage's monument with pride.
"Jeez why don't you hang out with Sasuke or something..." Kiba muttered to himself
"So are we going to kill Ino are not?" Lee said as everyone except Sai for obvious reasons look at him as if he were crazy.
"No" Sakura simply said feeling a headache coming
Suddenly Akamaru started to bark to get everyone's attention.
"What is it boy? Konohamaru is stuck in the well… Again?" Kiba question Akamaru who face palm with his paw.
He started barking he even bit Kiba to stop him from being an idiot.
"Oooohhh! Akamaru said he's found Ino's scent! C'mon guys!" Kiba shouted as he got on Akamaru like a horse and rode away into the sunset... Or wherever the hell Akamaru was taking him.
...
The Konoha 11, minus 2, Plus Sai found themselves at a tomato stand in the market district of Konoha.
"What are we doing here?" Neji said as he looked around
"Akamaru said he found the scent of Ino here." Kiba said
"Ino was here?" Sakura said
"That's what Akamaru said" Kiba said as he look for something to snack on
"Hmm what would Ino be doing at the market district?" Choji asked everybody
"Hard to say..." Shikamaru said
"E-excuse m-me ma'am" Hinata stutter at the tomato stand woman who look to be in her late twenties.
"Ma'am? I'm not even 30!" Cried the woman who cross her arms clearly not happy.
"O-oh I'm sorry." Hinata meekly apologized to woman and bowed.
"Have you seen a girl with blonde hair tied up in a ponytail..." Shino simply said
"Ugh you mean that happy go lucky married bitch..." The woman replied as she frowned thinking about past events
"Married?" Sakura question the woman confused
"Uh yeah like totally this girl walks to my stand with her handsome ass husband and said that my family home-picked tomatoes weren't the best! She said that Sasuki's tomatoes that are down the street are way better then my tomatoes!" The woman ranted
"Which way did they go!" Lee shouted
"Ugh they went that way" the woman said pointing to her right, and before she knew it the weird boy in green spandex dashed off with his friends following behind him she never got to mention the couple's cute daughter. Why couldn't she find a nice, handsome, responsible, and mature man like the man she met earlier this morning?
"I think Akamaru is on to something!" Kiba shouted as the group dashed off until they found themselves on the nice side of town or where the Hyuga compound is located.
Pretty soon Akamaru led them to a house... No it wasn't a house it was an estate for better words.
Akamaru and Kiba sniff around and then nodded to each other
"We can smell Naruto and Ino!" Kiba shouted with glee
"That's nice and all, but what the hell are they doing here?" Asked Tenten as she look at the estate and whistle. Tenten had to admit it was fancy.
"Hey! Look! Listen!" one of Shino's bugs shouted
Shino quickly swatted the blue glowing bug
"Shut up. Navi..." Shino said coldly
... Anyways back to the story on the gate there was a sign that read 'Uzumaki'
"Naruto own's this place" Sakura said in thought and wonder on her idiot receive such a house
Shikamaru went to inform Tsunade who brought Kakashi, Shizune, Yamato, and Kurenai to the estate.
"LA MIGRA!" Someone shouted
The group took that as a sign to climbed up the fence and then they sprinted as fast as they could. Then proceeded to knock on the front door and they found something they never thought they would ever see A sweaty and tired Naruto wearing a pink apron with flour stains. The aroma in the house smelt really exotic, but it was good.
"What's up?" Naruto said with a stupid grin
"WHAT'S UP? AFTER 2 WEEKS THAT'S ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY?" Yelled Tsunade ready to punch the heavens out of him.
"Lady Tsunade is right! Did you realize how worried we would all be!" Sakura exclaimed with fury in her eyes
"Hakuna-Matata." Naruto said with a chuckle as he scratched the back of his head.
"Huh?" Shikamaru question his friend as everyone look at Naruto like he was crazy
"It means no worries." Naruto answered with a laugh
"Uhhhh right" Kakashi said as he pulled out his book and started to read chuckling to himself.
"Oh! Welcome to my house!" Naruto shouted in a gleeful manner as he shushed the group inside his front door.
The group found themselves seated in the living room and all had to admit it was elegant and the couches were comfortable. The carpet was nice and soft, and don't even get me started on that lighting.
"So Naruto what are you making?" Choji asked as he lick his lips at the smell of new foreign smell
"Oh! Yeah that's right I'm making fajitas!" Naruto said with a smile.
"..." The room was silent
"What!" Choji said frighten he had no idea what a fajita was?
"Choji is right what is a fajita?" Kurenai question as she rubbed her big belly and felt a kick it would seem these new exotic scents were making her little one hungry.
"Yes, how do you fajita? Is it in the book?" Sai asked Naruto with a genuine smile.
"Okay if you're here who's cooking right now?" Tenten asked as everyone look at the stove only to see a clone
In charge of the stove and another one Flipping homemade flour tortillas.
The group had to admit this foreign cuisine smelt divine if not a little unique to what to what they were normally used to.
"Naruto since when did you learn how to cook?" Yamato asked
"Oh well you see it's something I do in my past time along with gardening. Boy I've been told many times by the Pervy-sage that I got a green thumb, haha." Naruto chuckle at his friends faces. Was it so hard for them to believe he like to garden and cook?
"Where do you find the time to manage all this?" Neji asked
"HE MEANS WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THE FOOD!" Choji shouted
"Um… To answer your first question I'd cook whenever I can mostly when I'm not on missions. And for Choji's question the food I make... Um most of the times eat the food by myself or I used to eat with Sasuke on the Hokage's monument, but sometimes I make way to much so I go to the orphanage and feed the kids." Naruto chuckle at end as he scratched his whiskered cheek. Even if the ladies were mean to him as a child that didn't mean the kids had anything to do with horrors he faced as a child.
"Wow!" Sakura said shocked of this new information about her teammate she never knew about
"So may I ask where you learn the origins of this cuisine or more importantly may I sample your Fajitas" Choji begged Naruto on his hands and knees
"Well, I'd learn this on my training trip from going to a Chipotle while traveling... Oh! Sure thing!" Naruto said as he quickly ran to the kitchen In a yellow blur then appeared with a taco with beef fajitas mixed in with tomatoes, onions, and bell peppers. Sprinkle on melted cheese, and Naruto also handed Choji a drink.
"What is this?" Choji asked as he study the ice-code beverage and sniffed it a few times.
"It's sweet tea" Ino scoffed as she came down the stairs holding Haruka who was chewing on her hair.
"I-Ino!" Sakura shouted at her best friend. Just what was Ino doing with a child at Naruto's new House!
"Hey forehead I was wondering where all that screeching was coming from" Ino said with a chuckle as Haruka stopped chewing on Ino's hair and looked really hard at the group until she saw Naruto then she started to reach her hands out to Naruto as if saying hold me.
Naruto chuckle at the little blonde's antics and picked up the child and started making funny sounds as he tickle her. Haruka cute childish laughter brought a smile upon Ino's face.
"Can someone please explain to me what the hell is going on around here?" Tsunade asked staring real intently at the child.
"Oh yeah! Granny this is my daughter, Haruka!" Naruto shouted with pride
"N-naruto..." Hinata said with a blush
Ino quickly elbowed Naruto in the rib who cringed and nodded.
"He means to say OUR daughter." Ino clarified
"When Where and How?" Tsunade questioned the blondes.
Before Ino could tell the truth about the matter Naruto began to speak.
"It all started 3 years ago Me and Ino were deeply In love so we got married in secret, but we couldn't keep our passion out of the bedroom and then BAM! Haruka was born, and the Fire Daimyo took care of Haruka for the past two years, and he is also her godfather." Naruto said as he took a few deep breathes.
Thump! Hinata just fainted while the whole room was dead silent.
"Naruto how come I'm not the godfather!" Sai said with a fake smile, he didn't seem happy.
"Uhhhhhhhhhhh because ummmm we wanted to make you her Uncle!" Naruto said completely uncomfortable.
"Perfect!" Sai said with a real smile
"Man this is good!" Choji yelled as he finish his plate and went to the kitchen and devour all the soft tacos.
"CHOJI WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!" Ino yelled enraged the Choji was eating all the food Naruto made for her.
"This is not gonna go well..." Naruto said with a sigh as Haruka giggled.
"...What are you on about now? I'm still trying to accept that Naruto and Ino did the dance with no pants!" Tenten scream as she and the others watched Choji devour the fajitas.
"Dance with no pants?" Neji said confused
"Y'know sexual intercourse?" Tenten said bluntly
"What's that?" Neji asked curious as every teenager and adult looked at him in shock
Sai walked up to Neji and whisper a few things into his ear. The look on Neji face was unsettling and pure horror was on his face, but he compose himself because he was a Hyuga though that did little to hide his tears.
"Um, Neji are you okay?" Tenten asked Neji unsettled by Neji's tears.
"STAY AWAY FROM ME WITCH I SHALL NOT HAVE YOU STEAL MY CHASTITY!"Neji yelled as he got behind Naruto and started breathe hard as Haruka giggled at Neji's behavior.
"Sai what did you say to him?" Yamato questioned him
"Oh nothing just what Naruto told me... I too acted like that, but Naruto calmed me down" Sai said with a laugh.
"I DON'T WANNA EVER TOUCH A GIRL AGAIN!" Neji yelled out of character.
"You know Neji, you and Sai need to stop hanging around Sasuke for a while." Kiba said with a laugh as everyone stared at him confused
"What? Aw Come On! Seriously! None of you get it?" Kiba asked as he look around at everyone was silent even Haruka stopped giggling and stared at Kiba.
"It's not that we don't get it... It's more like jokes about Sasuke's sexuality are immature..." Shino stated
"O-oh Yeah well...YOUR MOM!" Kiba shouted
"Hmph... Yes I surly did make your mom my bitch last night..." Shino said as he put on a pair of sunglasses over his sunglasses.
"OOOOoooooooOOOHHHHHhhhh" Everyone shouted laughing their behinds off even Haruka was laughing too as Kiba was dumbstruck by Shino's comeback.
"My stomach doesn't feel so good" Choji said as he rub his belly
" YOU IDIOT!" Ino shouted
" NARUTO Where is your bathroom?" Choji demanded
"It's um upstairs first door on your left." Naruto as Choji ran as fast as he could.
Choji sprinted up the stairs and tried opening the door but only find it locked
"NARUTO IT'S LOCKED!" Choji yelled as he ran back to the living room.
"What?... OH! Yeah Gai-Sensei went in there a couple minutes ago."
"Oh Mustard!" Choji cursed
"You can-" Naruto started but Ino put her hand in his mouth to shut him up
"Sorry Choji but looks like your gonna have to find a restroom somewhere else." Ino lied
Truth be told Ino and Naruto did have their own master bathroom, but she wasn't gonna let Choji use her own special restroom besides she didn't even let Naruto use that bathroom either.
Few seconds later there was a horrible smell in the living room everyone but Naruto and Ino look at Haruka suspiciously and gave an expectant look at Naruto and Ino who both look confused.
"What?" Naruto asked as he look at Haruka who had her hand on her nose.
"Aren't you gonna changed her diaper, Pig?" Sakura said with a raised eyebrow.
"I just did that a while ago Billboard-brow!" Ino said annoyed
"Sorry" Choji said with a look of guilt and shame as he stared at the floor.
"Did he just-" Shikamaru started
"Shit his pants?" Yamato finished
"HE SHIT HIS PANTS? HOW YOUTHFUL OF YOU CHOJI, TO SHOW US THAT YOU'RE COMFORTABLE OF LETTING OUT YOUR WASTE IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS!"Lee shouted with tears of joy.
"..." Ino looked down her bangs covering her eyes
"Get out..." Ino whispered as everyone shifted their glances toward the blonde.
"What?" Choji question her
"I SAID GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!" Ino screamed as Choji waddle his way out the door, but sadly the living room still smelled like "roses".
"Hey Ino don't you think that was kinda harsh, besides your being a pain" Shikamaru said scratching his neck.
Ino look at Shikamaru for a minute then looked at everyone with a frown.
"Yeah Shikamaru is right there is no need to be treating your comrades like that after a...accident" Kakashi said as he flip a page of his smut.
"EVERYONE GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!" Ino yelled with rage.
Pretty soon everyone but Tsunade left the Uzumaki's and Yamanaka's residence.
Ino took a few deep breathes trying to calm her ire as Haruka started to cry who was afraid of all the ruckus Ino made just a few moments ago.
Naruto tried calming Haruka down, but to no avail nothing seemed to work. Ino march her way towards Naruto and gently grabbed Haruka and started to hum a lullaby from her childhood. That seem to calm Haruka down as she stopped crying and listened to soothing sounds that Ino made to calm her down.
Naruto stared at Ino in awe who would've thought that same annoying Ino who used to fawn over Sasuke all the time, and was always gossiping could be a great mother. If Naruto didn't know any better he would've thought that Haruka was Ino's real daughter because he could see the love in Ino's eyes. Whenever Ino carried Haruka, Naruto was able to see that love and that pride it was just something... He just couldn't described Ino's love for Haruka.
Tsunade watched the blondes intently and studied Naruto who had a stupid smile on his face.
"Naruto...?" Ino called Naruto gently as Haruka closed her eyes.
"Yes...?" Naruto whispered carefully trying not to wake up Haruka.
"Can you tuck Haruka in bed, please?" Ino asked Naruto with a smile.
"Of course." Naruto said instantly as he slowly took Haruka in his arms and made sure to secure her tightly.
Ino nodded to Naruto as he went upstairs to put Haruka in bed.
Tsunade for the most part was shocked. Ino and Naruto were known to be very loud and somewhat brash and annoying at times. So for them to act like this was mind boggling!
"My Lady, I think it would be best if you leaved now." Ino said trying to act all formal.
Tsunade raised a brow and grew a tick mark and was about to pummel Ino to pieces with words, but Ino cut her off before she could do anything.
"Look Naruto and I are no longer ninjas of the Leaf. So that means you have no authority over us. we are now normal citizens of The Fire Country. Not to mention we are also royalty too" Ino said as she opened the front door for Tsunade who was dumbfounded.
"What do you mean Royalty!" Tsunade barked out
"Well Haruka is the God-daughter of the Daimyo!." Ino said as she shoved the Hokage out of the front door.
"Mark my words, Ino...-" Tsunade spoked getting Ino's attention
"…Uzumaki. I will find all my answers in due time so don't think you can walk way scotch free y'hear?" Tsunade said staring down at Ino who flinch on the way she said Uzumaki. It was if Tsunade was mocking her and had already knew of the events of Haruka's oirgins.
"I understand..." Ino mutter as she close the front door and sighed and walk up the stairs to have a talk with Naruto.
...
Ino walked up the stairs to Haruka's room where Naruto was currently standing in the doorway.
Naruto gave Ino one of his foxy smiles as Ino marched her way towards her fellow blonde.
"Hey there, cuddles" Naruto said with a chuckle
Ino's face went scarlet at one of those stupid nicknamesmthat Naruto used to always rile her up. Ino stopped for a second to compose herself before grabbing Naruto by the ear and dragging him towards the master bedroom.
"H-hey what was that for?"
"Ugh! I can't believe you! You had the nerve not only to lie to our friends, but told them and I quote... "we couldn't keep the passion out of the bedroom"
Naruto looked a little flustered and was about to say something, but one look at Ino told him to shut it.
" Dammit! Why did you lie to our friends? Why can't we tell them the truth about Haruka?"
"...Well um I figured that it be best if we kept the same story we told to the Daimyo" Naruto said scratching the back of his head.
"I guess...Don't think that you're walking out of this away all fine and dandy, Snookums"
"W-what no you can't-"
"Yup! Your on diaper duty for a month." Ino said with a giggle as a gloomy looking cloud appeared out of nowhere over Naruto's head.
"Aww c'mon on! I did it yesterday and the day before yesterday!" Naruto whined and crossed his arms and pouted like a small child.
"Now since you think you can talk back to me. you get to go with me and tell my father that you deflower his precious little princess"
Naruto's face went white and he started to stutter out inaudible words.
"SO HARUKA IS NOT REALLY YOUR CHILD?" The loud and boisterous voice that could only belong to Gai-Sensei was heard throughout the house.
"S-sensei...?" Ino question with a frown
"Bushier-Brows-Sensei!" Naruto shouted in surprise and hid behind him afraid of Ino's wraith.
"WHAT IS GOING ON AROUND HERE?" Gai said as he looked between Naruto and Ino for an answer.
"U-umm... Well you see..." Naruto said looking around trying to come up with a good excuse
"What he means to say that we were joking." Ino said with a forced laugh as she gave Naruto the look. That always meant to shut up or else.
Gai crossed his arms and for first time Gai looked serious.
"It is very Unyouthful to lie to your superiors." Gai said with a frown.
"Were not ninja anymore!" Naruto shouted with a nervous laugh
"Just tell me what happened" Gai said completely out of character which startle the two blondes.
"Okay fine! It all started two weeks ago..." Naruto started as Gai made himself comfortable in the master bedroom.
"... And that's what happened." Naruto finished his long and dreadful tale of the origins of Haruka.
"I see... So I'm assuming you want to keep this a secret from the public?" Gai said with a frown
"Yes…" Naruto and Ino said at the exact same time
Gai cross his arms and went into a thinking pose for several seconds before flashing that blinding smile of his and giving the blondes the "Nice guy pose".
" YOU CAN COUNT ON ME, MIGHT GAI WHO WILL FOREVER KEEP THIS SECRET UNTIL THE DAY THE WORLD WILL PERISH FROM THE LACK OF YOUTHFULNESS!" Gai yelled as Naruto and Ino were praying to God that Haruka didn't stir from her slumber with all the rumpuses Gai-sensei had made.
"Great..." Naruto muttered as he watched Gai-sensei's mood change completing in a matter of seconds.
"Hey I just realize I haven't had dinner yet!" Ino yelled as she felt her tummy growl.
"Me too!" Gai shouted with joy
"Narutooooo can you please make me dinner for me again?" Ino whined to Naruto pouting.
"No problem" Naruto chuckled out as he went to the kitchen to figure out what to make.
Ino grinned as she watched Naruto walk down the stairs to the kitchen. Ino had no idea what it would be like living with Naruto, but now she would say it is a blessing and a curse. The other day he had wanted to paint all the walls orange, and the next day he tried building a hot spring for the both of them after she had said she wish the house had one. God he was such so crazy from his love to ramen and all things orange, and finally his need to constantly cater to her and Haruka's every need. He was just something else that's all she could say for now.
Gai looked at Ino with interest as he watched her stare at Naruto. It was weird seeing the blondes like this before finding, little Haruka the two wanted nothing to do with each other, but now Naruto, and Ino were both starting to realize that they both depended on each other.
Gai smiled and chuckled heartily at the blondes it would seem the springtime of youth would blossom here at the newly established Uzumaki residence. Gai then quickly ran down the stairs to assist Naruto in any way he could.
...
[Meanwhile in the Hokage's office]
"Something just doesn't add up." Tsunade said as she sat down in her office chair thinking about those troublesome blondes.
" Yeah! Naruto and Ino settling down c'mon! Can you believe that?" Tenten yelled
" U-um I've been W-watching Naruto ever since the start of the academy, and Ino they never ever once showed any sort of L-love or interest in each other ." Hinata stuttered out and blushed when everyone stared at her.
"...Yeah... It makes no sense... Really" Shino said not that anyone was paying attention though.
"Yeah! Me and Akamaru smell something fishy" Kiba shouted as he pat Akamaru on the head.
"Sorry. I eat seafood when I feel shame" Choji said as he munched on his freshly caught catfish.
"...Yeah anyways the point is Naruto and Ino's story doesn't add up. So that means I want all of you to investigate. Dismiss!" Tsuande ordered
In a matter of minutes the office was clear and only person left was Tsunade who was left to ponder her thoughts in this lonesome night.
Tsunade then looked up at the sky and said to herself
" I will find out and my mark my works when I do… There will be hell to pay"
[Author's note]
Well this is the end of the first chapter of Undue Shushes. Which is the most words I've ever typed before. Fun fact this chapter alone took me about three years on/off to type up. It's very obvious because this story goes in so many directions that it can give someone a headache! Speaking of headaches. You would not believe the trouble I had trying to get this story on this damn site! Again if the formating
So yeah the next chapter might be coming soon. No promises though cause this is the time of the year where I have lots of sh*t I need to do. So yeah thanks for taking the time to read this and maybe review? It's cool if you don't so anyways have a nice day!
...Or good Night!/Morning!
Thank you!