Dear Mr. and Mrs. Watson,

I am writing to discuss my concern at your child's most recent homework assignment. The children were supposed to write down what they wanted to be when they grew up and why. While your daughter completed the assignment, the answer of, "A consulting criminal so that Uncle Sherlock won't get bored," concerns me. Please talk with your child.

- Miss Poppins

Sherlock, we need to talk. - JW

Seconded. One Moriarty was enough, brother mine. - M

Mycroft, for the last time, stop stealing her school reports. - JW

She has potential. - M

I will shoot you. And so will her mother. - JW

I'll help dispose of the body and mislead the police about it. - SH

You're still not off the hook. - JW