One Piece: Heart of Gold

One Piece © Oda

Blizzard, Monkey D. Aika, Kumi, and Anubis © Me

Summary- The Straw Hats are at it again! While fishing at a wintry island, the crew picks up a little girl named Myskina Olga. She seems like a typical six-year-old girl, right? WRONG! She may look cute on the outside, but Olga turns out to be cynical, barbarous, stubborn, and untrusting…not to mention gluttonous. Olga is the seemingly sole survivor of the island of Alchemi, and it's there that a legendary treasure, the Pure Gold, is hidden. They say that the Pure Gold is so valuable, that it can actually buy the whole world, but it's because of this that Olga is being pursued by the World Government and a treasure hunter named Mad Treasure. The Straw Hats agree to take Olga home in exchange for finding the treasure, but can Olga really be trusted? And what is Nami's connection to Mad Treasure?

MUNCH! CHOMP! CRUNCH! Cookies, candy canes, biscuits, and cakes…anything and everything she could grab on the table was quickly devoured as Marine soldiers stood around her, armed with rifles. Outside the door, a tall man wearing a familiar red mask stood, watching her through the glass window.

The girl that the Marines guarded had long, wavy, blonde hair with a red ribbon tying it in a pony tail, a blue dress with a lighter blue wavy pattern around the bottom, blue leggings, and a pair of white heels. Also, on her left middle finger is a silver ring.

"…I thought I told you!" the girl shouted, her red eyes glaring at the Marines. "I just wanna eat meat! Why is that so hard to understand?!"

"My apologies, young lady!" said a Marine rifleman.

"Damn…" the girl cursed under her breath. "If you don't have any minute, get me more candy and stuff, then!"

CHOMP! She bit off more of her candy cane before she kept eating.

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Outside, Vice-Admiral Yukimura stood in the middle of the pouring rain, barking orders to his men.

"It will still be a while until we reach Mariejois!" he shouted. "There's still no telling when we'll be attacked! Until then, stay on your guard!"

"Yes, sir!" the soldiers saluted.

Unknowingly to the Marines, they were being followed by a mysterious presence…one that was unable to seen. The only clue was the strange presence of a wake following after the fleet.

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"UGH~!" the girl groaned as she flopped on the sofa. "Dammit all! I finally managed to escape that crappy place, and look what happens! I get caught again by these damned Marines!"

The Marines looked at each other in surprise at how much the girl cursed at her age.

"I've been trying find a chance to get off this godforsaken barge," she said, thinking aloud, "but so far, no luck."

"We can hear you, you know."

"Huh?!" the girl gasped as she was approached by the masked man.

"Just tell where you hid the Pure Gold, right now!" he ordered.

"Hmph!" the girl scoffed, a toothy grin forming on her face. "Even if I did know where it is, why should I tell you anything? Is the World Government really looking for the treasure that's worth so much it can buy the whole world? That's pretty greedy, don't you think? However…" She jumped up on the table, pointing another candy cane at the man. "I'm afraid that treasure belongs to me and only me!"

"And why would you make such a claim?" asked the masked man.

"Because…I'm much more greedier than any of you!" the girl replied before making a wicked giggle.

XXX

TWANG! Something was heard whistling through the air, hitting one of the Marine battleships, and not long after, KABOOM! The ship exploded!

"W-what the-?!" a Marine soldier questioned, but then, BOOM! Another ship exploded, followed by another!

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"Whoa!" the girl exclaimed, looking through the porthole window. "What's going on?!"

"Get back!" said the masked man as he pulled her away from the window, holding her up by the back of her dress.

"Fine…" the girl groaned, but then her eyes widened and that same mischievous grin appeared on her face. "Hmm…this might be my big chance to get out of here!"

"We can hear you, you know!" the Marines and the masked man shouted, causing the blonde girl to gasp.

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"All hands, evasive action!" shouted Yukimura.

"Yes, sir!" answered the helmsman as he steered the ship away from whoever or whatever was attacking them.

"Status report!" ordered Yukimura.

"It's no use, sir!" answered a soldier. "We can't see where the attacks are coming from!"

"Preposterous!" Yukimura shouted. "How can you not see an enemy ship in the water?! Dammit…where are they!? Where are the attacks coming from?!"

TWANG! Three more objects were fired into the air, and it was revealed that they were arrows…and there was something inside the arrowheads.

"LOOK OUT!" shouted a Marine gunman as his comrades were trying to put out the fire. "THOSE ARROWS HAVE DYNA STONES IN THEM!"

BOOM! The arrows landed, creating a massive explosion!

Yukimura could only watch as his fleet was being destroyed before looking up to the Crow's Nest.

"Hey!" he shouted. "Do you see anything up there?!"

"No!" answered the watchman. "Nothing!"

SHUNK! He gasped as he was suddenly sliced in the back and fell down the Crow's Nest, falling down to the deck in a bloody heap.

"What the-?!" Yukimura questioned. "Who did that?!"

"It was me."

The Marines looked around, wondering where the voice had come from, but then, out of nowhere…a man appeared, as if out of thin air. It was a dark-skinned man with thick lips, wearing a pink parka, a baseball cap with a long, yellow rim and the word "PSY" on the front, and a pair of very small sunglasses. He also had a nodachi strapped to his back.

"Who the hell are you?!" questioned Yukimura, brandishing his katana.

"…I was born in the North Blue," the man answered. "I ate the Color-Color Fruit, making me a camouflage man. They call me…PSYCHO P~!"

Soon after, a gigantic ship also appeared out of thin air. It looked like a giant shark with a snarling face, and it looked like the sides were adorned with gigantic, sparkling gemstones. The sails had the word "MAD TREASURE" on it, as well as a Jolly Roger roller with thick lips, sunglasses over the eyes, red spiky hair, a set of chains, and a pair of shovels for crossbones.

"A pirate ship?!" Yukimura questioned.

"Surprised, are you?" asked Psycho P, holding a can of spray paint. "That's my cool graffiti."

On said ship…

GLUG-GLUG-GLUG!

"Tsururururu! I hope you remember…Lord Tesoro is only interested in the Pure Gold…so please be sure not to kill the girl."

The one talking is a man of average height, but he has a thick build, and his head is disproportionate to the rest of his body. He wears a black suit with a green bowtie and cuffs, as well as a white stripe going down the side. His head is covered by a hood with two horn-like appendages that had a green star on the side, giving him a cat-like appearance, complete with a cat-like grin.

"Shut up!" shouted a slim woman with tanned skin and puffy brown hair. She wears a green shirt with the word "NAOMI" on it in red letters, pink pants, a pair of black high-heels, a white fur coat, a black cap, and her whole body was adorned with lots jewelry, including a necklace with the letter N.

SMASH! She threw down a bottle of expensive wine, causing it to shatter on the deck.

"You're…making me sober…with all your nonsense…HIC!" she slurred as she swaggered back and forth and raised her head up, revealing her flushed appearance. "I would never- HIC!- do anything so stupid as to- HIC!- sink a treasure…dumb-ass!"

She then reached into her quiver and pulled out three arrows, which she loosed on the other battleships until only the one where Yukimura remained.

"Jararara…!" laughed another individual. He is a dark-skinned, muscular man with wild, spiky red hair. He wears a pair of dark gray pants, a red belt around his waist, and gray boots with red lining. He also has two tattoos of gears with spirals inside them, one on his left shoulder, and one on his right hip. His body is also decorated with chains.

Next to him is a brown striped hyena with yellow eyes, dark brown hair going down his neck, which had a silver collar adorned with red gems around it, as well as a stitched-up scar going down his left eye and one on his left thigh.

"4 battleships won't be enough to stop me," he said. "Mad…ANCHOR!"

SWISH! CHING! He swung his chains toward the battleship, where they clasped on like a bunch of claws. The Marines were forced to scatter as they connected to the hull. Soon after, a large horde of ruffians boarded from the bejeweled ship, brandishing swords, daggers, and guns. They easily outnumbered the Marines on board, taking out anyone in their sights.

"Camouflage Paint!" Psycho P shouted as he sprayed himself with his spray paint, causing him to become totally invisible. Yukimura and two of his men tried to fight back, but because they couldn't see him, they were helpless against the camouflage man's attacks.

"W-where are you?!" Yukimura questioned, slashing his sword, blindly. "Show yourself!"

SLASH! Before too long, the Vice-Admiral was soon felled, and Psycho P reappeared behind him.

"You're never-give-up attitude ain't half-bad!" he said, mockingly.

TWANG! THUNK! Another Marine screamed as an arrow pierced his shoulder, and soon after, the woman came on board, followed by the tattooed man and his hyena.

"Naomi…" the man said, causing her to look at him with a hiccup. "Psycho P…"

"Hey, my boss," grinned Psycho P.

"Anubis…"

The hyena made a whooping laugh before licking his lips.

A pause…but then the man took off his sunglasses, revealing his crazed, purple eyes.

"It's…A TREASURE HUNT!" he roared.

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"Ow! Let go! That hurts!"

The masked man is seen, dragging the girl behind him down a corridor.

"I said that hurts, dammit!" the girl cursed. "Let go of me!"

"We will not allow you to take the Pure Gold!" the masked man told her. "It belongs to the World Government!"

"No it doesn't!" the girl barked before making that same grin, again. "The Pure Gold is all mine!"

KERSMASH! The ceiling suddenly broke apart as the tattooed man and his hyena dropped down.

"Huh?!" the girl muttered.

"I've finally found you," said the chained man, "Myskina Olga."

The girl, Olga, gasped while Anubis laughed as he licked his chops once again.

"You are the key…TO THE PURE GOLD!" the man roared.

"Get him!" the masked man ordered, and the two marines charged, but soon, the tattooed man held up his hands, and a chain came bursting out of his palm!

WHACK! THWAM! Swinging his arm and using the chain like a whip, the man easily dispatched the two soldiers, one of whom he sent crashing through a wall, to Olga's shock.

"You're quite strong, aren't you?" she asked, the same wicked grin appearing on her face again. "You wouldn't happen to be one of those Devil Fruit users, would you?"

"Jarararara…!" the man laughed.

"I take it you want the Pure Gold, too, don't you?" asked Olga. "If you want, I can take you to it."

"You're surprisingly obedient, little lady," said the tattooed man.

"But first," Olga began, "you have to help me escape from here."

"That's enough!" shouted the masked man. "Don't go talking so freely!" He then turned to glare at the chain man. "You! How is it you know about the child?!"

"I have a patron who gives me information about the World Government."

"Who is it?!"

"Jararara! Like I'm obligated to tell you!"

Olga gasped as the two began to trade blows.

"It's hard to believe they sent an agent from Cipher Pol 'Aigis' 0," said the chain man. "I guess the Celestial Dragons are desperate to have the Pure Gold as well, aren't they?!"

"As you say," the CP-0 agent answered, "'like I'm obligated to tell you!'"

As the two kept fighting, Olga made another wicked giggle.

"While they're fighting, this is my big chance to run away!" she said, aloud.

"We can hear you, you know!" shouted the agent and the chain man.

"Huh?!" Olga gasped, but nonetheless, she smirked before she turned and ran.

"Anubis," the chain man ordered. "Go get her!"

Anubis snickered as he licked his chops, but then his master whacked him on the head with his chains.

"And don't eat her, you stupid hyena!" he shouted. "Without her, we can't get the treasure! Rough her up if you have to, but don't kill her!"

Anubis gulped nervously before he took after Olga, growling viciously.

"And don't run away if she tries to put up a fight, either!" shouted the chain man while he and the CP-0 agent clashed.

Olga panted as she ran through the corridor with Anubis galloping behind her. Before too long, he bit down on the back of her dress, causing her to trip and fall.

"Let go!" Olga shouted as Anubis pinned her down, trying to snap at her arm. "I said get off me, you slobbery, mangy, stupid poacher!"

(A/N: I had to. XD)

WHAM! She kicked the hyena in the muzzle, causing him to yelp in pain as he stumbled back. He then whimpered as he stepped away from Olga, who blinked at him in surprise before snickering.

"My, my!" she said. "You may act scary, but when faced with prey fights back, you're really a coward, aren't you?"

The hyena whimpered as he backed away even more, thus giving Olga a chance to run away once again. Anubis gaped in surprise at first, but then he growled as he chased after her once again, more than likely out of fear of getting whipped by his master's chains again.

Back with the chain man…

"CHAIN HAMMER!" he shouted as he wrapped his chains around his fists, and then punched the CP-0 agent, effectively knocking him back, and with a second punch, he sent him crashing into the stairs, thus defeating him completely and cracking his mask.

Concurrently, Olga had made it outside to the aft deck, where she found the Marines lying in heaps, defeated by the chain man's crew. As she stepped out, she gasped as she narrowly avoided getting hit by Naomi's arrows. As Olga turned around, she saw Anubis, making the signature hyena laugh as he advanced toward her. Soon after, his master appeared, followed by Psycho P and the rest of the miscreants.

"You've got nowhere to run, now, Little Betty," said Psycho P.

"Huh?!" Olga questioned. "That's a really weird ability he's got!"

"Just give up, now," said their boss. "Now…take us to the legendary island…Alchemi!"

"…I don't really like crass guys like you," smirked Olga. "ELIZABETH!"

WHAA! WHAA! A strange cry rang out as something appeared on the water's surface.

"Dumb-asses!" Olga shouted. "There IS a place to run!" She then climbed up on the railing.

"Wait!" shouted the chain man, but it was too late. Olga jumped, and at first, it looked like she was about to hit the sea…but then, she landed on a giant, bipedal lizard wearing a saddle on its back.

"Good girl, Elizabeth!" Olga praised as the lizard ran along the water's surface, thus making their getaway.

"A Water Lizard?!" questioned Naomi.

"See ya later, suckers!" Olga called as she and Elizabeth fled.

"Hmph," the chain man scoffed. "Looks like she has a friend."

Naomi held up her bow, preparing to lose another arrow at Olga, but then her boss held his arm out to her.

"No," he said. "Don't kill her…this is what makes a treasure hunt interesting. Let her go for the time being."

Soon, the man's chains were unhooked from the battleship and his own ship sailed off, leaving the Marines to their fate. Right now, he is sitting on a throne on deck, speaking with his associate, Mr. Tanaka.

"Are you really sure about letting the girl go?" asked Tanaka.

"…Tell Tesoro," the chain man started, "that I will get the Pure Gold for him at any cost."

"Tsurururu!" Tanaka chuckled. "In that case, I'm heading back to Gran Tesoro." He then held up a golden enveloped, sealed with an emblem. "This envelop will tell you where the city is anchored. Lord Tesoro's Vivre Card is inside. He said he'll pay you handsomely, too, as a reward for your service."

"…Tell him I don't need his damn money," said the chain man.

All around him, a literal treasure trove of riches surrounded him: gold and silver coins, jewels, gold bullion, crowns, and jewelry, the whole works!

"…These treasures I've collected over the years…mean nothing to me, now," the chain man spoke. "I've grown bored of them, now."

"Oh?" asked Tanaka. "And why is that?"

"…Because," the chain man replied, removing his shades, "I am a treasure hunter. The only thing that excites me is the thrill of the hunt! I always look forward to when I lay my hands upon the treasure I seek! JARARARARA~!"

Back on the battleship, the CP-0 agent groaned as he stood up, broken chains falling from his body.

"F-forgive me," he said, breathlessly. "I'm afraid we lost Myskina Olga. We were attacked…by Mad Treasure! In the chaos, she escaped from us!"

"…Find that girl, no matter what," said a voice on the Mini Transponder Snail. "If anyone else gets their hands on the Pure Gold…you know what will happen to you."

"Y…yes, sir," the agent answered.

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In an office, somewhere in the New World…a man sits at his desk, pondering the situation…as a pigeon sits on his shoulder.

"…If Mad Treasure is involved," he said, "that means…the Monster of the New World could be making his move."

ONE PIECE: HEART OF GOLD

...Don't judge me. I had to do this before I could do Film Gold, or it wouldn't make any sense! XD

...Plus, being on the hype train doesn't help. Also, Film Gold will be appearing in theaters in 33 countries...including the U.S.

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