AN: Yup, I'm back.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Mahora Sensei Negima.

1. The New Teacher(s)

Naruto stared out of the windows of the train. A pissed off look on his face. Of all the things that could happen...

Of all the things...

The blonde grumbled, moving around a bit, feeling uncomfortable in the stupid clothes he was wearing at the moment. Right now he was wearing a white button-up shirt, with on top of that a black vest. A nicely knotted black tie was hanging from his neck, as his bottom half was clothed with black slacks. Naruto cringed as he looked at himself, he looked so... strange. He was even wearing some fancy schmancy dress shoes. How stupid was that?

Naruto sighed to himself. How the hell had he ended up here?

XxX

"Wha?" Naruto blinked owlishly at the man in front of him. "What did you say? I think I misheard you, Eishun," Naruto shook his head. The man couldn't be that stupid.

"Well what did you exactly hear, Naruto?" Eishun asked him, as he leaned back in his chair, adjusting his glasses.

The blonde snorted, "Some bullshit about me playing teacher this, teacher that at Mahora-whassat?" Naruto waved his dismissively.

A smile appeared on Eishun's face, "That seems to sum it up pretty much."

Naruto let out a laugh, "Good one, Eishun," Naruto gave him a thumbs up, "almost believed you there." His only answer was a silent stare. Naruto quieted down, as he squinted his eyes at him, "What? Don't tell me you're being serious?" Silent stare. "No, no," Naruto shook his head vigorously, as he crossed his arms in front of him in the shape of an 'X', "NO!"

"Aw, come one, Naruto! It won't be that bad," Eishun tried to convince him. "Besides you'll be able to see Takamichi again."

Naruto scoffed, his eyes burning with fire at the mention of the man, "Like I care about that ramen-stealing bastard. I'll kick his ass if I ever see that asshole again." Irritated, he ran a hand through his hair, "And, of course it will be bad. I'm not a teacher!"

"That's why you'll have to go to Mahora, and become one once you're there."

"Gee, oh wow, does the teacher title come along with the whole teaching skills package or am I to be thrown to the wolfs?" Naruto asked sarcastically.

Eishun laughed, throwing Naruto a wink, "You'll find a way, Naruto."

"I'm fricking FOURTEEN!"

Seeing the blonde so frustrated, Eishun let out a sigh, "You really don't want to do this?"

"No," Naruto answered, running a hand through his blonde hair. "Look, let me beat up people for you or something. You and I know both that I'm good at that, but this?" He shook his head. "I'm a fighter, man, not a teacher."

"I understand," the brunette let his head drop and sighed sadly, "you don't have to do anything you don't want to do." Naruto was just about ready to open his mouth and thank the man, when he continued. "I mean, it's not as if you owe me anything…"

"Oh, go fuck yourself."

"I mean, I only took care of you when you had no one here, "The brunet glanced at Naruto, as the blonde dragged his hands down his face. "I guess if this is much for you… You don't have to fulfill this wish of mine," Eishun let out a dramatic sigh, "Oh, my poor, poor, little Konoka," he began, as he grabbed a picture frame from his desk, "I guess daddy wasn't able to get you extra protection. I'm sorry, sweetie," he finished, stroking the picture of his daughter, all the while throwing Naruto some glances.

Naruto groaned, as he rubbed his temples. "Ugh. Ughhhh. I'll do it. I'll do it, all right. Just stop throwing me those stupid looks."

"Haha! I knew I could count on you, boy!" Eishun laughed, throwing the blonde a big smile. Naruto just bristled. A gently smile appeared on Eishun's face, " Believe me, Naruto. I wouldn't have chosen you for this thing, if I didn't believe you were capable of doing it." They shared a look, before the man let out another laugh. "Also, would you mind delivering this message to Father?"

"Yeah, yeah, no problem," Naruto snorted. "When do I leave for this Moharat School?"

"Mahora Academy," the brunette corrected him. "And about that," Eishun took a sip from his cup of tea, throwing Naruto an innocent look. "The Headmaster expects you to be there over 3 hours."

A tick mark appeared on Naruto's forehead, "It takes to 2 hours to travel from Kyoto to Tokyo, you bastard! And that's if I'm even able to catch a train that goes that way!"

"There's one leaving in half an hour," The man told him. "Better pack fast."

"I hope you get fricking diarrheas, you asshole," Naruto said, as he stomped out of his office.

XxX

'Stupid Eishun,' Naruto thought as he looked around. 'Sure are a lot of girls here.' Left and right he was surrounded by girls. He had yet to see a boy. 'Strange..?' He was broken out of thoughts when he heard someone sneeze loudly.

A-ACHOOOO!

'What the..'

"Kyaaaaa!"

All of a sudden he felt a gush of wind, and was met by an eyeful of panties. He immediately closed his eyes, as blood rushed to his cheeks.

Luckily it didn't take long after that, before he heard an announcement, stating the train was approaching Mahora Academy, and he opened his eyes and prepared to exit the train. Unfortunately, as soon as the doors opened, things became hectic as every person in there began to make their way to the school building at top speed. Some were even using things like roller-skates and skateboards.

''To All Students: This is the Guidance Committee. This week is Zero Late attendances week. And it's only ten minutes until the bell! Let's hurry it up! Any Students late this week will be issued a Yellow Card! Please try to arrive with plenty time to spare.''

Getting over his shock, Naruto followed the others at a more relaxed pace and made his way towards the school building. He was sure to look around. This campus was huge. It only took a few minutes, before he was inside the building. From there on, it became a bit tricky. Whereas he could just follow the others before, now he didn't have a clue where he had to go. Maybe he shouldn't have taken his time walking here.

Oh well, he'd just have to follow his guts, and he'd find the headmaster's office in no time. After all, how big could this building be? Shrugging, the blonde started to walk.

It was only fifteen minutes later, and he already regretted everything. How big could a building be? Very big, apparently. For real, though. How many stupid rooms did a building need? Frustrated, the blonde ruffled his hair with both his hands.

"Is everything all right, boy?" He heard a voice behind him ask, and turned around.

Behind him was standing a tall brunette. She was wearing a white colt sweater, with a long brown skirt to match. As she adjusted her glasses, she sent him a gentle smile.

"I'm a bit lost," Naruto admitted as he rubbed the back of his neck in embarrassment, his cheeks warming a bit, when he heard her giggle.

"I figured that when I saw you in this building," she said, confusing him a bit. "I think you've got the wrong building."

Naruto blinked, "Oh, is that so? My bad, I didn't know. You see, I'm actually looking for the Headmaster's office, and I just followed the others entering this building."

"The headmaster?" the brunette inquired. "Then I must apologize. You are indeed in the right building. If you'd like I could walk you there," she offered, watching a grin grow on the blonde's face.

"Really? That would help me a lot." Naruto pumped a fist in the air. "Thank you, lady!"

The brunette silently studied the blonde, a gentle smile washing on her face, as she witnessed the blonde's antics. The blonde halted his movements, a thought entering his mind.

"Ooh! I don't think I've caught your name," Naruto suddenly realized. Putting out his hand, he introduced himself, "I'm Uzumaki Naruto."

"Minamoto Shizuna, it's a pleasure meeting you, Naruto-san."

XxX

After their short introduction, it didn't take long before they neared the headmaster's office. Shizuna motioned the blonde to halt, while she herself knocked on the door, which was met by a 'come in'. Opening the door, she walked inside the room, and bowed her head in respect at the headmaster, "Konoe-sama."

"Ah, Shizuna-kun, I believe you have escorted Negi successfully to his class?" Naruto heard an old man ask.

Shizuna nodded her head. "Yes, he has already started his lesson, but that's not why I have returned, I'm actually here for one Uzumaki Naruto. I believe he has an appointment with you," she informed him, as she motioned the blonde to enter the room.

Stepping inside the room, the blonde blinked at the old man sitting behind the desk. He had an oddly shaped bald head, giant bushy eyebrows, and long pierced earlobes.

"Thank you for escorting him, Shizuna-kun. If you don't mind could you sent Nitta-kun here for me," the old asked. The brunette nodded, and made her way to exit the room, waving goodbye to the blonde, while he thanked her once again.

As soon as she left the room, the old man averted his attention to the newcomer. "You must be Naruto-san," the headmaster stated, looking over the blonde. Naruto saluted him with an "Osu! At your service, old man!". The headmaster chuckled at his behavior, "I'm Konoe Konoemon, Mahora Academy's Headmaster. My son-in-law has been telling me about you." Naruto looked a bit surprised. "I've heard you're quite proficient when it comes to the Japanese language."

"Yeah, I've studied it," Naruto answered, nodding his head. Apparently his native language and the one spoken here were very similar, almost the same. Strange, right? Anyway, just to be sure, Eishun advised him to still study the Japanese language, in case there might be a language barrier somewhere. Which in hindsight was a very a good decision, seeing as while both languages were pretty much the same when it came down to its grammar and writing, the vocabulary, however, seemed to differ a lot. It seemed like his native one was missing a big chunk of words, while the other one only seemed to be missing a bit, most of them connected to the shinobi-system back home.

Naturally, the problem was solved easily. With the help of a few shadow clones and some time, he acquired quite the knowledge about the language, and even some about the culture and different classical literature. For some reason, Eishun had pretty much forced different kind of stupid books like that down his throat.

Konoemon nodded his head, "Being knowledgeable is good, but knowledge isn't the only thing you need if you want to be a successful teacher. Are you sure you're up to it? Because if you're not, I'll have to sent you back."

Naruto paused, before he shot the old man a cocky smile, "Well I gave my word and came all the way here, so I guess I'll better give it my all," Naruto answered, giving him the thumbs up. Besides for some reason Eishun thought he'd be successful as a teacher, so he'd better not disappoint that bastard, "You know what?" He began again, feeling a bit more determined. "I'm going to become one the best teachers you've had here. That's a promise!" He announced, his fist held out in front of him, proudly.

Konoemon gave an hearty laugh. "Hohoho! That's the spirit, boy!" Reaching inside his desk drawer, he pulled out some documents, and held them out for the blonde to grab. "These are your class registries."

Grabbing them, Naruto looked them over, before he frowned. "I only have girls in my classes," he commented, looking a bit confused.

"Of course. This is an all-girls academy, after all," Konoemon informed him nonchalantly.

Naruto looked a bit concerned, hearing the new information.

"Don't worry, Naruto-kun, as long you're not a pervert everything will be all right," Konoeman assured the blonde, smiling at him. "But if you are a pervert…" He began again. His smile wiped of his face, as he looked him dead in the eye, a sinister aura surrounding him. "I can assure you there will be grave consequences," he finished, holding the aura a bit longer, before it diminished and he shared another hearty laugh. "But I'm sure you'll have nothing to worry about."

Naruto joined him in his laugher, his own a bit more nervous. Well, at least he wasn't a pervert, so he'd have nothing to worry about. Right?

They ceased their laughing, as they both heard a knock. "Come in," Konoemon called.

The door opened, as an old man wearing a dark grey suit walked inside, bowing his head in respect. "You asked for me, Konoe-sama?" He asked, once inside, adjusting his rectangular glasses.

"Ah, Nitta-kun, good timing. I'd like you to meet Uzumaki Naruto," Konoemon introduced them to each other, as they shook each other's hands. "He'll be the one taking over some of your classes. He's new here, and also new in the whole teaching business, so I thought it'd be best if you'd be the one to welcome him, seeing as you're the head of the Japanese language department. If you could please show him how things work here," the Headmaster told him, before he winked at the blonde, "maybe even give him some pointers."

''Of course, Konoemon-sama," Nitta-sensei nodded his head. "I think it'd be wise if we start immediately, so if you excuse us, we'll be on our way." The old teacher bowed his head in respect once again, as he and the boy exited his office.

"Later, old man, 't was nice meeting ya." Konoemon laughed heartily, while Nitta-sensei looked a bit put off at the lack of respect for the headmaster, but seeing as the headmaster himself didn't really mind, he decided not to lecture the blonde on his behavior.

"How about we start with a tour, Naruto-kun?" Nitta-sensei suggested, as Naruto nodded his head in agreement. "Along the way we could visit the classes you're going to teach, and if you would like, you can go introduce yourself. After that we can go to the staff room where you can meet your colleagues."

"Sure, sounds good to me."

With that Nitta-sensei started his tour. Every now and then he would give him bits of information about different thing. Considering the size of the academy, the older man had decided to only show him the most important places. Along the way they would make stops at the classes he was supposed to take over.

"This should be the last one," Nitta-sensei began, "this is class is 2-A," he continued, before he winced at the sounds that were escaping the classroom. "This one's pretty rowdy, as you can hear," he joked, before his visage changed into a much more stricter one and he opened the door. "What is going on here!?"

The students inside the classroom ceased their fighting as they heard his voice, freezing in their places.

"Return to your seats!" he commanded them, making them all scramble to their seats. Once they were all seated Nitta-sensei gave them a hard glare, "This kind of behavior… You should all be ashamed, if you were my class I would have punished you already," The man shook his head, before he looked around the classroom, "Where is Takahata-sensei?" he inquired at the absence of the man, before noticing a kid, "And you are?"

"A-ah, I'm Negi Springfield," Negi introduced himself politely, "I'm their teacher right now, instead of Takamichi. I've actually replaced him," he clarified. Honestly, he was relieved that the man had showed up. His students didn't really listen to him, so he was relieved someone had stopped the chaos before it escalated into something far worse.

"Ah," Nitta-sensei nodded in understanding, as he held out his hand, "Nice to meet you, Negi-sensei. Welcome to the team. You can call me Nitta-sensei," he introduced himself, before he motioned for the blonde to enter the classroom. "If you don't mind, I'd like to introduce another new staff member to the class."

Naruto walked inside, only pausing when he stood in the middle, next to Nitta-sensei and the little redheaded kid called Negi. "Yo! I'm Uzumaki Naruto," he gave the class a short wave. "I'll be teaching you guys Japanese from now on, replacing Nitta-sensei," he told them, gesturing at the old man.

"…"

"…"

"WHAT! ANOTHER KID!" One girl in the back burst out, yelling in frustration, as she pulled at her hair.

"Kagurazaka-san! Silence!" The girl recoiled in her seat at Nitta-sensei's booming voice, probably having forgotten the presence of the other teacher due to her frustration. She quickly shrunk in her seat, hiding behind her others classmates, a scowl on her face, as she muttered something about 'demon ogre Nitta' and 'stupid kids'. Catching his eyes, even from behind her classmates, the girl sent him a glare.

Being as mature as he was, Naruto held eye contact with her, before he returned the glare tenfold, because Uzumaki freaking Naruto did not back off from anyone. This girl was no exception. Yeah, take that!

The two of them continued their glaring contest, before they both huffed and looked away.

Deciding to observe the reaction of the other students, his eyes swept around the class, silently. Aside from that one outburst, there was no big reaction. They were all just silently looking at him. He wasn't really sure why, but he could feel a bit of anxiety built in his belly. Maybe it was because of the strange look in their eyes. Or maybe it was the weird energy that they seemed to be omitting. Like, as if they were suppressing something. He could almost feel them vibrate in their chairs.

Eh.

Meh.

Probably his imagination. They all seemed to be well behaved. Actually, now that he was thinking about it, all his classes seemed to be exceptionally well behaved. Seems that he had lucked out. This was going to be a piece of cake!

He was broken from his thoughts when he heard the school bell ring, indicating class had finished. Naruto turned his back to the class and faced Negi, "Seems we used up your remaining time. My bad," he apologized, a grin on his face, as he rubbed the back of his neck sheepishly.

"Oh no, it's quite all right, Naruto-sensei," Negi answered, reassuring him. Without these two interfering, the fight from before would've probably continued until class ended. The boy mentally cried at the idea. He was not giving up, though!

Naruto rubbed his chin, a small frown growing on his face, "Naruto-sensei, huh? Sounds weird. Why don't we keep it at just Naruto." He winked at the kid, before he followed Nitta-sensei out of the room, "See ya."

The two of them made their way to the staff room, meeting Takamichi on the way there. The blonde was sure to throw him a nasty glare and some finger action, when Nitta-sensei wasn't looking. Takamichi sweat dropped at the blonde's antics, shaking his head, as he arrived at 2-A's classroom .

"So how was your first lesson, Negi-sensei?"

XxX

Nitta-sensei had informed him as much as he could. When they arrived at the staff room, the man was sure to show him his new workplace. After that he showed him the curriculum of his subject, and told him what this school expected from him and his class to achieve this year, and such things. After that, he was sure to tell him to always prepare his lessons. Even showing him some handy models he could use to format his lessons. Having have told him pretty much everything, the old man ended the tour, and went along his own business, but not before he made sure to tell the blonde to approach him if he ever needed help or anything. Naruto was sure to thank the old man for his offer, and all his help, before he started to work on his preparations for tomorrow.

Some time had passed and he was finished preparing his classes for tomorrow. So needless to say, the blonde was bored out of his mind. Maybe he could go check on 'Michi.

Takamichi might have been a ramen-stealing bastard, but he was bored, so he'd have to forgive him for that. Maybe give him a good beating, before he'd get on the road of forgiveness, but he'd decide on that later.

Anyway, according to some of his colleagues 'Michi was apparently having a party or something in the classroom of class 2-A. With that in mind, the blonde made his way to the 2-A's classroom.

"I love you… I love you, sensei." A pause. "But I guess this would never work out between us…"

"D-don't say that!"

Naruto frowned. He recognized that voice, but from where? Being the nosy ass brat that he was, he quickened his pace to see what exactly was happening, he stopped dead in his tracks when he witnessed the scene in front of him. 'What. The. Fuck.'

The kid from before, Negi-sensei he recalled, was having an intimate moment with the girl from the outburst, Kagaruwhatus or something. He forgot. Anyway, she was holding his face, both of their eyes closed, as she inched closer to him.

Without his consent, a disgusted noise escaped from his mouth, "Shota-con," His eyes widened when the word escaped his mouth, as he quickly threw his hands over his mouth, looking like a deer caught in headlights. Two pair of eyes turned to him, as he forced an laugh out of his throat, "Haha… Don't mind me, I was just passing…" Gulping, the blonde took a few steps. Naruto being Naruto, he of course couldn't keep his mouth shut, and just as he was about to pass them on the stairs, he just had to open his big mouth

"You might want to lay off on the illegal stuff, ya know, though I'm not sure this is really legal either," Naruto mused thoughtfully. Oh well, he didn't really care.

He was suddenly yanked by his collar, as the girl glared at him, "Who're you calling a shota-con?" Damn, she sure had a strong grip.

''Well you did try to kiss him,'' The blonde stated in an as-a-matter-of-fact tone which only served to make the girl angrier.

''I was practicing on confessing to Takahata-sensei,'' she screamed and stopped shaking him.

''You do know that Takamichi isn't a kid,'' the blonde deadpanned, ticking the girl further off.

''Of course I do! What do you think I am? Stupid?'' the girl screamed as she started to shake and strangle him again.

The blonde was tempted to nod his head, just to piss her off, but right now that wasn't really such a great idea, considering her hold on his collar. He'd rather not face her wrath. "No comment." Apparently, that wasn't the best thing to say either, because the girl's grip strengthened, as she shook him harder.

''Asuna-san you should let go of Naruto-san,'' the kid said while waving his arms but was ignored by the orange haired girl as she continued strangling the blond, only to stop when a flash of light appeared. Looking up they saw Asakura and a few other girls.

''Asuna! Stop harassing Naruto-sensei!'' a blond girl shouted as she saw Asuna strangle her soon-to-be Japanese teacher. Asuna just glared at the girl and dropped Naruto who had swirls in his eyes.

''Geez woman, you didn't have to shake me that hard,'' the blonde said while standing up and shooting an annoyed glare at Asuna which she returned.

''Then don't act like an idiot besides I have name you know, Kagurazaki Asuna, us it,'' she growled annoyed. She had a name so he could at least use it damn it. Besides she started to get annoyed by being called 'woman' or 'shota-con'. Ugh this idiotic blonde really annoyed her. Why were blondes so annoying?

Naruto felt an tug on his sleeve.

"Hey, Naruto-sensei!"

Casting a glance to his side, he saw two ten year old looking girls. Both had orange/pinkish hair and looked identical to each other, except for their hairstyles. The one who was tugging his sleeve had long pigtails, while the other one, who was standing next to her, had hair in two little buns.

"Since you're here, why don't you join us, Sensei!" The one with pigtails grinned at him, dragging him to the classroom, as the others followed them. Naruto shrugged. Oh well, why not? They seemed like a nice class. Well behaved and all. Wouldn't hurt right? "Everyone! Naruto-sensei is here!" The little girl shouted, pointing at him with both of her hands, as if presenting him.

From what he witnessed from the class, he had expected different things. Maybe a few glances at him, before the girls continued with their own thing. Maybe a polite greeting 'Hello, Naruto-sensei'. Or maybe his students had already forgotten him and thinking things like 'who's the super duper handsome blonde guy who seems so cool' – okay , he might've exaggerated there a little bit. Only a tiny bit though – before they continued whatever they were doing before.

What he hadn't expected, was for his new students to lose their shit, as soon as their eyes caught sight of his figure.

KYAAAAAAAAAAAA!

'What the–' was the only thing Naruto could think, before he was surrounded by girl.

"WHERE ARE YOU FROM?"

"HOW OLD ARE YOU?"

"DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!"

Naruto tried not to freak out, as different girls hugged him, snuggled and cuddled him. Some even pinched his butt. He didn't know who, but he felt it. These girls were forward. Like, really forward. They wanted something? They freaking went for it, and grabbed it. No stopping. Full determination. No sense of boundaries at all.

What happened to that silent class? With all those girls who were silently listening. Being so obedient. These girls? These girls were animals. They couldn't have been the same.

"Now, now, girls, give Naruto-sensei some space," Takamichi told them from his seat next to Shizuna-sensei, a lazy grin on his face. The girls pouted at what their former teacher had said, but listened to him nonetheless and gave the blonde some space.

Naruto blinked, thankful that Takamichi had taken care of that little fiasco, before he noticed Shizuna-sensei sitting next to him.

Holy shit. That little thing from before didn't make him look like a pervert, right? She saw that it wasn't his doing, right? What if she reported back to the old man? He had to be careful.

''Naruto-sensei, I'm Asakura Kazumi, 2-A's reporter, can I ask you a few questions?'' Asakura asked.

Naruto nodded, even though he was still a bit confused at their change of behavior, ''Sure, go ahead.''

''First question: How old are you?'' Asakura asked as a lot of girls looked at him as if expecting something.

The blonde gulped and said, ''I'm fourteen years old,'' As soon as he said that a lot of the girls squealed.

''Second question: Where are you from?''

''I'm from Kyoto,'' Naruto smiled before he felt a heated gaze pointed at the back of his head. Glancing behind he made eye contact with a black haired girl, who had her hair pulled in a side ponytail. A big frown on her face, as she glared at him. Why was she glaring at him? He had no idea. She looked away, and before he could dwell any longer on the matter, Asakura pulled his attention to herself again, ready to ask another question.

''Last question,'' Asakura began, making a lot of girls pay attention, as she leaned a bit forward, ''Do you have a girlfriend?''

Ok, he hadn't expected that… Did it really matter, though? The blonde mentally rubbed his chin. Maybe he should say he had one. The girls seemed pretty forward, so maybe lying about having a girlfriend would make them back off. He frowned mentally. But he didn't really enjoy the idea of lying to his students just like that. So maybe he shouldn't lie to them? Also, maybe they weren't really that forward? After all, during his visit with old man Nitta, they seemed very innocent. Maybe they were just excited because this was the first time they saw him outside class and just in general. He was new here, so that might've build some excitement. Right?

Finishing his mental conversation with himself, he stuttered out his reply, ''Uh… n-no?'' Asakura gave him a smile, thanking him for his time, before she backed off, as she and many other girls smiled to themselves.

Naruto mentally cried anime tears, as he excused himself and made his way to Takamichi. For some reason, he wasn't sure why, but their reaction didn't really ease his worries.

XxX

"So did you find another place to stay?" Asuna asked Negi, after she had finished lecturing him. Right now she, Konoka, the brat, and the blonde asshole were walking to the station. Somewhere during the party the four of them had found each other, and for some reason stayed around each other to hang around.

Negi looked down. "Umm… no…"

Asuna frowned. Well she couldn't just let him sleep outside by himself. He was just a kid, after all. Even if he was one hell of an annoying kid. She sighed. Looked like she had to make some space in her room. After all, apparently not all teachers were as lucky as the blonde to get their own place. Hey…. Wait a second…

"Blondie!" She called, as the blonde hummed to let her know he heard her. "Hey, can't you let Negi stay at your place?" she asked, a bit hopeful. "I mean, you're both teachers so it would fit, right? You can do your teacher stuffs together… Won't that be fun!" she tried, finishing her sentence with obvious fake enthusiasm.

Naruto froze.

Getting no reply, Asuna huffed in annoyance. "Hey, I was talking to you, Blondie." He still didn't say anything back, as he just stood there frozen. Konoka and Negi looked at the blonde worriedly. "What's with you? Getting quiet all of a sudden." The blonde just stood there shell shocked. His face growing white. "Hey, you all right?" she asked, being a bit worried for the blonde, her voice was softer than usual.

The blonde finally reacted to her voice, as he fell to his knees, a look of utter disbelieve painted on his voice."…I… I forgot…" Naruto grabbed his head. "I totally forgot! I'm FREAKING HOMELESS!" His voice raised to an hysterical level at the end of his sentence, as he pulled on his hair in frustration.

"WHAT!" Asuna yelled out in disbelief, as a vein popped from her forehead. "Then why the fuck were you walking so confidently with us?" she demanded, wanting an explanation. This stupid dumb ass blonde. "I thought you were going home!"

"I was planning on going home… The place back in Kyoto…" He had been fully prepared to take the train back to Eishun's place, without any second thought. If the girl hadn't said anything, he probably would've had already boarded a train. Fuck. Fuck. FUCK. His day had been so packed, he had no time to ask or even think about his living arrangements.

Asuna pinched the bridge of her nose in frustration. "You're one hell of an idiot, you know that, right?"

"I know…"

Asuna sighed, sharing a look with Konoka. The brunette looked worriedly at her teachers. "You can stay with us. Both of you." Not one new roommate, but two. Sure was going to be packed in her and Konoka's little dorm. Oh well, she couldn't really leave them behind either, could she?

"Really?" Both Naruto and Negi looked hopeful at her, as she rolled her eyes at them.

"Yeah, yeah."

Naruto jumped to his feet, throwing his arms around Asuna, surprising her. "Thanks! Naruto grinned in happiness and relief, as he hugged the girl.

'Wha.' Asuna just stood there shocked as the blonde hugged her, not having expected this reaction.

The hug dragged on and on, before the blonde moved his mouth next to her ear and whispered. "You do realize I'm not ten, right?"

Several tick marks appeared on Asuna's forehead, her face contorted to rage. Naruto quickly unwrapped his arms from around the girl, a huge smile on his face, as he jumped away from Asuna.

"I'm joking!" Naruto laughed, holding up his hands, as he watched her glare at him. "Thanks again, I appreciate it." Moving back to her, he threw one arm around her shoulders. "You're the best, ya know!"

Asuna sighed in annoyance. "You're hella annoying, Blondie."

AN: So, I'm rewriting this, sort of. Is a lot going to change? No, sorry. I'm not that creative. Some elements are going to change, some are left out, some little new things are to be added, but for the most part it's going to be the same. The original was, personally, just very cringe-worthy, so I couldn't continue that one. Is this one not going to be cringe-worthy? Probably going to be just as bad as the previous one, but oh well...