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Epilogue

One year later...

Cartman's POV

"It's over Erica!" Bebe tells me. "We're finally out of high school!" We high five each as we leave graduation.

"I know! It's exciting!" I tell her.

"College here we come!"

"You mean college here you come." I correct her.

"You're going to college too."

"Community college…"

"It's still college." Bebe smiles. I admire her optimism.

Bebe is going to Colorado State. She wants to major in fashion. She's only planning to go to school part time as she signed onto to a five year modeling contract in Los Angeles just before graduation. I'm still living with Bebe and her parents. I'm grateful they've opened up their home to me.

Speaking of Los Angeles, Kyle is going to UCLA. He's planning to go to medical school. He never got back together with Rebecca despite her many attempts. She still blames their break up on me. She's now dating Token, but really wants Kyle. He's better off without that slut.

Wendy never moved out of my mom's house like she said she was. Big surprise, right? She claims that she stayed because my mom got so depressed after I decided to remain a girl. That's the excuse she uses, but I'm sure she would've stay anyway. She needs someone to constantly kiss her ass and my mom does it best. Wendy is going to Harvard…so she says. I guess we'll know for sure in the fall. I'll believe it when I see it.

Stan is going to community college. He's no longer with Nichole. She wised up and dumped his sorry ass. He tried to get back with Wendy, but she rejected him. Honestly, the two of them deserve each other. They're both self centered assholes. Surprisingly, Stan even tried to date me after Wendy turned him down. I wanted to puke. No thank you!

Kenny is still in jail. He has 14 years left. He's exactly where he belongs and that's all I'm going to say about him.

Mom decided to divorce Mark. They didn't have much of a marriage anyway since Mark is going to be in jail for the next 30 years. I haven't spoken to mom in a year. I gave up on trying to reach out to her, but I may try one last time before I leave for college.

As for me, I'm enjoying my life as Erica Cartman. I've spent the last year working on myself. Thanks to Bebe, I've continued exercising and eating right to keep the weight off. Plus I started studying harder and getting better grades. As you already know, I'm going to college in the fall. Life is going well for the new and improved Erica Cartman!

The End

A/N: That's all folks! Thanks for the continued support! Check out my new story which will be posted shortly called Strike!