Title: My Favorite Husband

Rating:T

Author's Note: BONUS CHAPTER

Here is a little one shot that takes place about two weeks later when Luna returns home from Mau.

Dedicated to Wishwars for giving me the idea... what would Luna indeed think? ;)

Enjoy and thank you so much for reading and reviewing!
I hope to have more to read still left in me.

She braced herself. She was happy for Usagi-chan. Happy for Usagi-chan. She had chanted that to herself the last few days preparing for this moment when she would be sitting here on her new doorstep. She thought about going to live with Minako-chan and Artemis… she would greatly like being with Artemis more but she couldn't do that. She wanted and needed to be with her charge. It was her responsibility to always be with her. Seiya-kun was a nice man. They got along well. This will all work out well.

She meowed at the door loudly.

After a few minutes and scratches it flung open with excitement.

"Luna!" Usagi cried with joy and Luna's eyes widened with happiness. She didn't realize how much she missed the beautiful blonde until she saw her again. Immediately she jumped up and Usagi caught her, closing the door and bringing her inside.

"Usagi-chan, how I've missed you," Luna purred happily into her rubbing against her chin. "Forgive me for being away so long. I wanted to give you proper time to adjust and have a good honeymoon with Seiya-kun," she continued and she felt Usagi stiffen. Luna lifted her head to see Usagi staring at her silently and it made all the hairs on her tail stand straight up.

"Luna," Usagi began gently and Luna's ears flattened in danger. "I'm not even sure where to start…"

"You did marry him right Usagi?" Luna questioned gently and Usagi nodded.

"Yes. I did," Usagi said with a nod and Luna nodded slightly even though her heart deflated. She kind of hoped the blonde had a change of heart at he last minute and didn't go through with it.

"Usako!" A voice yelled from within the apartment and Luna's ears twitched in that direction. That name… that voice…

"But a really funny thing happened on our Honeymoon," Usagi continued as she walked deeper into the large apartment.

"My love if I trip over your shoes one more time I'm going to throw them away," Mamoru Chiba smirked walking into the room, the offending object dangling on his finger.

"Darling, give me a break. I've never had to share a room," she snapped back at him amused and she felt Luna stiffen in her arms. She looked at the small cat with alarm then quickly sat her on the back of the sofa.

"Mamoru-san?" Luna said a bit desperately and the man stopped. His deep blue eyes looked at the small black cat before him and he smiled adoringly at her.

"Luna," he greeted and the cat before him shivered. "Welcome home," he added and Usagi slid her arms around him happily, burying her head against his chest with joy. His arms wrapped around her securely, kissing her head lovingly.

"What the hell happened in three weeks?" Luna stuttered and looked around the room as if she would suddenly see some explanation for all of this. Mamoru-san was alive? They were here, together?

"When I was 16 I married Mamo-chan secretly the day before he went to America," Usagi said quickly and then grinned as if that secret had weighed on her chest for years. Luna's eyes widened in horror.

"YOU DID WHAT?" Luna hissed and Mamrou took a small step back, Usagi still wrapped in his arms.

"I had him declared legally dead and that ended our marriage but then he showed up alive. So, then he was alive again and I was married to two men in the middle of my Honeymoon," Usagi said calmly with a nod.

"What the…" Luna's voice trailed off as anger seemed to radiate from her entire being.

"Maybe you should stop," Mamoru whispered and Usagi let go of him, her eyes catching the black cat's purple.

"I got detained in a public jail then Seiya annulled my marriage and Mamoru tried to divorce me all in the span of ten minutes," Usagi said with a shake of her head.

"You aren't going to let that go," Mamoru sighed and Usagi shot him a look.

"Never my love. Never," she hissed then turned back to Luna. "I refused to sign the Divorce papers so here we are. Happily married and ready to rule the world together," Usagi said with a content sigh and Luna could only stare at her completely and utterly dumbfounded. "I also think I'm pregnant," Usagi added with a bright smile and Luna fell off the couch, her frame hitting the cushions as unconsciousness took her.

"That was a bit too far don't you think Fred?" Mamoru sighed, a small smirk on his lips as he gently bent down and made the cat was still breathing. Usagi shrugged, her arms crossing across her chest.

"She skipped out on my wedding Mamo-chan," Usagi spat and he smirked. "I needed her the most that day. A little fake pregnancy isn't going to scar her… cats don't get brain damage do they?" She asked suddenly, worry coming to her voice.

"She is a human trapped in a cat darling," he reminded and Usagi winced. "I'm not a vet, or a doctor but she is still breathing. She will be fine," he reassured and Usagi smiled lovingly at him.

"I've decided to call you Shirley," Usagi sighed with contentment and Mamoru raised his eyebrows at her in surprise.

"In retaliation for Fred? I thought you loved Fred," he purred at her, yanking her into his arms and she melted easily into them, her fingers curling into his shirt possessively.

"Surely I do," she cooed and he smirked.

"Cute. Super cute," he teased and she pulled away from him darting towards the bedroom. He smirked looking back at the sleeping cat then took off after her. He slid into her easily and her laughter filled the room as they tumbled onto the bed. His fingers began to tickle her sides mercilessly until suddenly they stopped. She sucked in a deep breath.

"Sieya didn't help you pick out any of this furniture did he?" He questioned and Usagi glanced at him, her face flushed from their tickle fight and a smile still bright on her lips.

"Of course not Shirley," she laughed and he grinned pulling her up against him, holding her securely in his arms. He felt the more clingy of them now but he was unapologetic about it. She was his. His and his alone and he would treasure her every moment he had her. "It's so weird to be whole again," she whispered, gently kissing his chin and he closed his eyes happily, leaning his forehead against her own.

"I know exactly what you mean Usako," he whispered lovingly.

"I mean… it wouldn't be crazy if we started trying to get pregnant," Usagi muttered after a few minutes and Mamoru let out a laugh, her fingers gently playing with the buttons on his shirt, stealthily unbuttoning them.

"I'm pretty sure our little girl only comes after the ice-age my love. We can wait a little longer before we rule the world," he breathed nipping her lips and she smiled lovingly at him.

"Aw, are you intimidated your wife has more degrees than you?" She teased and his eyes narrowed at her.

"I kind of miss when you were dumb," he sighed and she gasped with offense, quickly hitting his chest and he grunted at the pain.

"Hey, I'm only a few weeks old. Be gentle," he teased, his cheeks starting to hurt from smiling at her so much.

"Oh, gentle?" She questioned and leaned forward, her lips going to his ear and his hands tightened around her as she kissed the flesh tenderly, traveling down his neck and leaving little love bites along the way. He heard the phone start to ring and they both quickly ignored it. He hummed his satisfaction at her attention and she smirked biting him a bit harder and he laughed.

"USAGI!" A voice screamed suddenly and both bolted upright in the bed, their eyes darting to the living room where a black cat was suddenly wide awake. "You are a dead princess," Luna spat in anger and Usagi let out a scream. The answering machine clicked on and Mamoru listened as Usagi jumped up, Luna chasing after her quickly.

"Usagi-chan! Mamoru-san! Your honeymoon is officially over right? Casue seriously… how many times can you have sex already? Oh… probably a lot… anywhoo… let's make a tradition of always having dinner together on Tuesdays," Minako's voice filled their apartment and Mamoru's face twisted at her words.

"And Thursday!" Makoto cried on the machine and Mamoru heard a smack.

"Stop it! We will soon all be living in a castle together once. Give the people their friggen privacy! Anyway! Be over in about twenty minutes with dinner! Love and kisses!" The machine clicked off and Usagi let out a cry.

"Stop scratching me furrball!" She growled. "I am a grown woman!"

"A grown woman who married two men at the same time!" Luna screamed at her and Usagi rolled her eyes.

"Now you are just being dramatic. It was not the same… OW DANGIT!" Usagi yelled and Mamoru only smiled. He was home and this was perfect.

The end.

God Bless & Much Love,

Marronett