Author's note: Here is the fifth chapter I promised ^^. THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO READ THE STORY AND FOLLOWED IT! 3

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Next few days were uneventful and repetitive- in the morning I would wake up to Kakashi's burnt eggs, I would laugh at him and then both of us would eat cereal. After I cleaned up and dressed in Kakashi's old clothes from when he was still a kid, Kakashi would make me sit down and torture me.

In torture, I mean he would brush that thing that is called hair but looks suspiciously like a bird's nest. Kakashi says he likes my hair and that its flaming color reminds him of someone- I think I know who, but I just keep quiet. He also braids it in two pigtails. Although, let me tell you that the first couple of times he tried it, were a disaster, but after hundred or so tries, he is pretty decent at braiding hair.

Then we usually spend the whole day vegetating at home- with him reading his book and me either watching TV or playing with Pakkun and others. I met them shortly after my arrival here and I absolutely adore them, they remind me of my previous dog. I love bull the most, because he lets me ride him when we go out for takeout. Our trips caused quite a few whispers in the village. Of course, gossip was inevitable when you saw Copy cat Kakashi with a child. The attention and stares always made me uncomfortable and so I finally decided to put an end to it today.

"What- what are you wearing?"

"Can't you see? Or is your sight so bad, old-man?"

"I can see fine, but where did you find that?"

"In your closet, duh."

"And what, may I ask, were you doing in my closet?"

I looked at Kakashi with the most serious face and said-

"Looking for your porn stash."

There was a momentary silence and then Kakashi started coughing. Maybe that was too much for him?

"Hey, hey don't die on me old-man!"

"P-p-p-p-p-or-rn s-stash?"

"Hey, be optimistic, at least you won't have to feel the embarrassment of birds and bees talk."

After five minutes and several more rounds of coughing, Kakashi finally calmed down.

"Take it off."

"Why? I think it suits me. Do you think Gai will like it? I think he will say it is very youthful."

"NOW!"

"Oh, come on Kakashi-chan, pretty pretty please with whipped cream and a cherry on top?"

And I used the Jutsu that Pakkun had taught me- Puppy-dog-eyes-no-Jutsu.

*sigh*

"Okay, fine."

It always works.

"Yay, yay, thank you!" and with that I jumped at Kakashi and hugged him like a Koala.

Now, all of you might be interested what the object of our talk was. You see, today I found and put on ….dun-dun-dun-daaaa….dramatic pause… KAKASHI'S CHILDHOOD MASK. It was exactly like his, but smaller.

There were several reasons for that: for starters I was a huge Kakashi fan, and besides walking like this in the streets would be really funny, and it would embarrass Kakashi. Furthermore, at least half of my face would be protected from those stares. But the real reason I wanted it, was because I hated my face- every time I walked by the mirror and saw a different face than the one I was used to, made me remember my family and my past life. Because of that I hated this new face. Everybody has their own skeletons in the closets.

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The next few months were equally uneventful. Here are a few episodes:

"Mhhmm this is delicious, you are getting better."

"Why, thank you."

"That was sarcasm, but I suppose you are too old to recognize it."

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"Hey, don't pull my hair that much, it hurts."

"Oh, this is hair? Sorry, I didn't realize it when it swallowed my hair brush."

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"KAKASHI-CHAAAAN! HEEEEELLP!"

"What? What is it? Did someone attack you? Are you hurt?"

"No, there is a horrible creature in the bathroom and I am not going in there till you kill it."

"Are you talking about a spider?"

"If you call a hairy creature, with eight legs and multiple eyes that can inject you with venom, than yes I am talking about a spider."

"Wow, I didn't think you'd be afraid of a little bug squirt."

"I am not afraid of them; I just don't want them anywhere within a hundred meters from my person."

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"Hey, squirt I have to go on a small mission but I'll be home in a few hours, so be careful and don't do anything bad."

*Several Hours Later*

"…."

"…."

"What happened here?"

"Me and Pakkun had a little party."

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I met Tenzo, Yamato, Kinoe or whatever his name is.

"You know, you two make a splendid couple, I fully support you. I will be in the bedroom with the pack, so keep it low while you are at it. Oh, and which one should I call mommy?"

I don't think he liked me that much.

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We also celebrated Kakashi's birthday.

"Kakashi-chan, wake up wake up!"

"Five more minutes squirt!"

"Pakkun bring it in! Now one, two, three, four- HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR KAKASHIIIIIII, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUUU! HAPPY NINETEENTH BIRTHDAY!

"Yare, yare, thank you squirt, but how did you know?"

"Pakkun told me. I didn't have money so I made you a chocolate cake as a present."

"….you eat it first….."

"Oh, come on, it is not that bad."

*That same night*

"Hello Kakashi junior."

"Hello Genma-san, is he drunk?"

"Yeah, he passed out after a drinking contest with Gai. Where should I place him?"

"That door."

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I had my revenge on him for coming home drunk and snoring.

"God, my head hurts."

"Hangover is terrible huh?"

"Yeah…"

"Well, it's going to get a lot worse soon."

"KAKASHI MY ETERNAL RIVAL, YOU ARE AWAKE!"

"Gai? What are you doing here?"

"I AM HERE FOR OUR CHALLENGE OF COURSE! RIKA-CHAN TOLD ALL ABOUT IT, HOW YOUTHFUL OF YOU TO CHALLENGE ME TO A RACE AROUND THE VILLAGE STRAIGHT AFTER OUR PREVIOUS CHALLENGE."

"….."

"Revenge hurts like a bitch, doesn't it Kakashi-chan?"

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"You are awfully quiet."

"I am thinking."

"Wow, that's rare, mind to share what you are thinking about squirt?"

"The love triangle between you, Gai and Tenzo."

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"Are you reading? That's doesn't happen often."

….

"Is that Icha Icha paradise? RIKA!"

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We also celebrated my birthday yesterday, 14th of October. Well, it was not really my birthday, because I don't really know when it is in this world, so we just celebrated it, because it's been six months since I started living with Kakashi.

We also made a cake.

"Okay, so add two eggs…."

"Oh, shoot! A shell fell in!"

"It's okay, I'm going to take it out, and you just add two cups of sugar."

…..

"STOP THAT'S SALT"

"Yare, yare, sorry…"

And so, besides being a socially retarded person, Kakashi-chan is also a hopeless cook.

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And that's how several months went by, till one day my peaceful life was broken by two words. We were walking in the market, (well Kakashi was walking and I was riding bull together with Pakkun), when I noticed that we were going in a different direction than usual.

"Wait, where are we going?"

"Oh, I forgot to tell you, but today Tenzo and I will be meeting out new teammate at the Training ground seven."

"Oh, really? And who is your new teammate?"

I asked distractedly while starching Pakkun's stomach.

"Oh, you might have heard of him, you know that Uchiha prodigy, Itachi."

Oh, Uchiha Itachi, yeah that's ni-

"WAIT, WHAT?"

"Whoa, what's wrong squirt?"

"Uhuh, nothing, nothing, hahah…"

Shoot I completely forgot that Kakashi and Itachi had been in the same ANBU team for a while.

Well, this is great.

Crap.

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Author's note: I know this chapter is short and unimportant, but I mostly wrote it for fun as a kind of crack fic.

Hope you like and review it ^^.