Well everyone, this is it. The final Smash SpongeBob episode. I know it's a bit sad that I'm ending this series, but I feel like it's time for me to move on to other things and I think this would be a great way to end 2017. Once again, I would like to thank all of you for your support throughout this series and that it managed to reach 40 chapters. It's been a fun ride, and I hope you all enjoy this final episode.

Super SpongeBob Bros.

Episode 40: Dunces and Dragons

"Hurry Kirby, it's almost time for the joust."

"Right behind ya, Pit." Kirby giggled and then they both stopped in front of a castle called Medieval Moments.

"Welcome to Medieval Moments. You're just 20 wizard's paces away from swords, sorcery and bad hygiene." Pit and Kirby then ran inside.

"Right this way, please."

"Excuse me, my good man, I believe thou meant to say 'Righteth this wayeth'." Pit giggled as he and Kirby ran inside.

The guard tried to put his spear in his chest, but stopped himself. "Some day but not today."

"How's that mutton, Kirby?"

"Methinks it's mutton-tastic."

"Maurice, you're suppose to announce the jousting tournament!" The Medieval Queen reminded.

"Good evening, fair patrons of Medieval Moments. By royal decree, we ask that two audience members come forth and participate in the, uhh, royal joust." The king announced, and Pit and Kirby raised their hands. "Oh, alright. It appears that the pink puffball and the angel are our lucky contestants tonight. Hoorah."

"Isn't this exciting, Kirby? To think, we'll be watching the joust this close up."

"You won't be watching the joust, you're in the joust." The Royal Henchman reminded.

"Kirby, do you know how to ride a horse?"

"Nuh-uh." The horses galloped on opposite sides of the stadium.

"Mr. Horse, sir, you're gentle on beginners, aren't you?" Pit's horse started to ride towards Kirby.

"Pit, help!"

"Take his head off!" The crowd shouted.

"I don't suppose now would be a good time to ask for a bathroom break!" They both screamed as Pit hit Kirby right out of the stadium. "Kirby!" His horse then threw him out of the stadium.

Kirby flew through the air and landed outside. "Glad that's over." Pit then landed on top of him.

Pit noticed cavalry riding towards them. "Look, some employees from the restaurant came to help us."

"Arrest these traitors for committing the act of witchcraft by falling from the sky."

Pit touched the point of a spear. "Whoa, they really go that extra mile for authenticity. Salutations fellow knights."

"Silence, heathen!" The horseman sliced Pit's helmet in half.

"Ah! I get the point." They both got tossed into a dungeon.

"Nighty night, ladies. You'll have many more in here."

"Gee, Kirby, these props sure are convincing." They then heard the sound of a clarinet playing, and they looked to see someone who looked just like Dark Pit.

"Oh, blast this confounded instrument. If I never play with ease, may my own great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandson be cursed ten-fold."

"Pittoo, what are you doing here?"

"Dost thou talketh to me?" The jester asked in confusion.

Pit laughed. "Good one, Pittoo. 'Dost thou talketh to me?'"

"Scoff not, young squire. Thou hast mistaken me for another. I am Pitly, the king's royal fool. Or at least I was until I royally messed up."

"Wow, what'd you do?"

"I'll show you." Pitly then began to sing. "I was the king's favorite fool. I made merry mirth and laughter. Then I told one bad joke and the king had a stroke, now I hang from ye olde rafter."

Kirby's stomach rumbled. "What does a guy have to do get some mutton around here? I'm starving!"

"Don't hold thy breath! We'll be lucky if we get fed again by the 12th century!"

"They sure do take their role-playing seriously around here." There was then an explosion outside.

"What's that?" Kirby asked.

"The evil wizard's dragon is here. See the townsfolk scream with fear. See the townsfolk try to run. I can tell this won't be fun. The dragon will torch everything. Everything in the valley. Hospitals, schools, retirement homes, and even ye olde bowling alley." Pitly sang.

"Knights, jesters, dragons, medieval bowling alleys, 12th century? Don't you see, Kirby? We really are in medieval times!"

"Oh no, I think I left the water running at home!"

"The king wants a word with you two." The dungeon master said.

"Yay!" Kirby cheered.

"Wait, we don't leave without Pitly."

"Why should I take him?"

"Because, umm, Pitly has thought of some brilliant songs for the king and he just has to hear them. Isn't that right, Pitly?"

Pitly nodded. "Absolutely." He then began to play his clarinet.

"Pitly, uhh, maybe you should wait for the king to hear that."

"Suit thineselves. Thou dost not knowest what thou art missing."

The king Mario sat in his throne bawling. "Woe is me. Woe is me. Woe is me. What to do? What to do?"

"Father, what art thou going on about now?" Phosphora asked.

"Oh, just the same ol' thing dear daughter. It's that wretched wizard Mewtonamor. His insidious dragon's destroyed half the kingdom. Soon, there'll be no citizens to tax. Not one of my best knights have been able to defeat him." King Mario then had a stroke.

"Father, remember your blood pressure. You wouldn't want another leech treatment, would you?"

"Your highness, the dungeon master has brought the prisoners you asked for." A henchman said.

"Well don't just stand there, send 'em in."

"Sure thing, your highness." King Mario and Phosphora looked at each other blankly as Pit, Kirby, and Pitly came in.

"Hey, Mr. Mario." Pit greeted.

"How dare you bark at me in that tone, knave! I am the feared ruler of this kingdom and will be addressed as such."

"Sorry."

"And why have you brought this fool back into my throne room?"

"If your majesty may be so kind, I think I have a song that will answer all your questions."

"Ohh, alright, alright. But this is your last chance, fool."

"Oh, thank you sir. Thank you. You won't be disappointed." Pitly blew a note in his clarinet and began to sing. "Oh hear me king for I must sing, how you are the greatest at everything. Like letting a dragon burn down our city, a horrible sight that wasn't pretty. 'Twas all your fault and 'tis a pity, you are bad, you are to blame, now hang your kingly head in shame. La la la la la la la la la la la!"

Pit and Kirby giggled, and then they joined in on the song. "The king is bad, the king's to blame, he hangs his kingly head in shame. La la la la la la la la la la la!"

"Guards, send these slanderers to the guillotine." King Mario ordered.

"Wait, you don't understand. We're not from here." Pit protested.

"That's because you're witches who were sent by Mewtonamor to destroy me."

"No, we're time travelers. Help me out here, Kirby."

"I'm not sure that there's anything I can add at this point."

"Okay, I'm through playing around. Guards!" King Mario gave the signal for the beheading.

"Father, you must spare them. Hast thou forgotten about the prophecy?" Phosphora asked.

"What prophecy?"

"The one right above your head."

"How long has that been there?"

"The story tells of two brave knights who fall from the sky, and are sent by the king to rid the lamenting town of the evil dragon controlled by the evil wizard. Father, don't you get it? It's them. These strangers have come to rescue us, like in the prophecy." Suddenly, a giant orange dragon with a flame on its tail broke through the wall.

"How dare you defile my house, demon!" The Charizard fired a stream of fire at King Mario and grabbed Phosphora. "Princess! I'm coming Phosphora. Prepare to meet thy maker, foul beast." The dragon flicked him away.

"Well, I guess this is it, Kirby."

"I guess so. I'm gonna miss you, Pit."

"I'll miss you too, buddy." Pit and Kirby started sobbing as King Mario crashed right into the guillotine, breaking it as the Charizard took Phosphora away.

"Daddy, help!"

"Phosphora! Can no one stop this madness?" King Mario looked at Pit and Kirby as the sun shone on them. "You two, my apologies. Most noble and valiant warriors."

"I guess this is what you call the royal treatment." Kirby commented.

"May Zeus grant you safety on your perilous journey to the evil wizard's castle to which no one has escaped alive."

"We're going on a perilous journey?" Pit asked.

"Well, of course, you're the chosen ones. Huh, what's this? A lost piece of the prophecy? Hmmm..."

"Lemme guess, more praise for our heroic stature?"

"Actually, it says I'm supposed to kick you out of here."

"Say no more, your majesty. Us manly knights are so manly, we kick ourselves out of places. Come on, Kirby!" Pit then kicked himself out.

"Look out trouble!" Kirby kicked himself out as well.

"Well, so much for their company." Pitly muttered and played his clarinet.

"On second thought, you better go with 'em. They could use the entertainment."

"Have it your way."

"Good luck strange ones!"

"I know we're a prophecy and all, but I don't think we can stop the dragon with our bare hands." Pit said as the three of them were now walking down the road.

"Yeah, we need some gloves."

"Perhaps yonder blacksmith can provide some arms for your battle." Pitly suggested.

"At last, an honest man of the soil. Observe, as a I effortlessly commingle with this brutish native." Pit entered the blacksmith shop. "Greetings, iron man. I am Sir Pit of Smash..." The blacksmith grabbed him with his tongs. "...ville."

"I told you people before, I'd have the rent when I have it."

"We just wanted to buy some armor."

"Well, why didn't you just say that?" The blacksmith let go of Pit. "Hmmm, I've got just the thing for you."

"This is awesome." Kirby put a helmet over the helmet he already had on his head. "Hey Pit, get out here!" Pit walked out standing on metal legs and wearing a big protective helmet. "Whoa, Pit you look incredible."

"And now for the piece de resistance." The blacksmith welded a sword and handed it to Pit. "Your sword, brave knight. Hand-forged from anodized dragon's skin. It is truly a weapon worthy of a knight of your stature."

"A little heavy, isn't it?" Pit dropped the sword and it pierced through the blacksmith's chest.

"That's gonna need some stitches. Let me see what I else I got." The blacksmith searched through a chest of weapons. "Unfortunately, all I have in the way of light weaponry is this net."

"That's perfect!"

"We doth have a long journey ahead of us."

"It's a good thing I packed us a lunch of delicious Smash Burgers." Pit pulled out a brown bag from his pocket, and as the three were walking, an evil wizard watched through his crystal ball.

"This be the legendary prophecy?" Mewtonamor laughed. "Oh, that be-eth rich. 'Twould almost insult me were it not so funny."

"Mewtonamor, thou art cocky and overly confident with thyself." The crystal ball said.

"Trusteth in me, Mother. I doth knowest what I am doing. Come hither, boy." The Charizard then appeared. "Deliver my demands onto his majesty, King ." Mewtomamor laughed and then coughed.

Pit, Kirby, and Pitly continued to walk until they reached a bridge where a dark knight blocked their path.

"Halt, who goes there?" The dark knight in a dark male voice.

"Doth my eyes betray me? 'Tis the nefarious dark knight." Pitly began to sing again. "Oh dark knight, spare us please, don't cut off our heads or boil our knees. Pray take these two and let me go free and I will give to thee some...cheese!"

"Dark knight?!" Pit and Kirby asked in shock.

"I asketh once more. Before I rip thee limb from limb, reveal thyself!"

"I am Pit and this is Kirby." Pit laughed nervously. "We've been sent to rescue Princess Phosphora from Mewtonamor."

"If thou wishes to get across, thou willst have to get through me!" The dark knight took off their helmet to reveal that it was actually a woman.

Pit gasped. "Medieval Samus! I know how to handle this: with a little karate!" They charged towards each other and Pit knocked the Dark Knight onto a rock.

"By the hammer of Odin, this be a new fighting style my eyes have not yet seen."

"I am bad, oh yeah! Whoo!"

"Doth thou tryeth to insult me? Thou willst drink from the fountain of shame!"

"Pssh, did you hear that Kirby?" The Dark Knight destroyed the armor and threw Pit into a rock. "Good one, Medieval Samus. But can you handle my feet of fury?" Pit launched himself towards the Dark Knight, but she jumped out of the way and he bounced off the rock and into her sending her onto the other rock. Pit went to attack the Dark Knight again but the she pinned him against the rock.

"Wouldst thou like a little rub down?" The Dark Knight began to rub Pit's body against the rock, but he quickly fought back and kicked right in the chest. "You have bested me, white knight...Strike quick and true, noble angel..."

"I don't understand a word you just said!" Pit laughed, but the Dark Knight looked badly hurt. "Uhh, Medieval Samus, you don't look so good. Samus? Samus?" The Dark Knight's vision started to fade, then water was thrown onto her. "Kirby, it's working. Do it again." Kirby gathered up spit and spit on her.

"Thou hath spared me kind and noble angel. And unto thee, I owe a debt of gratitude, for I will follow you on your quest to defeat Mewtonamor and learn a trifle of that karate."

"Yeah, karate!"

"Your majesty! Your majesty! A scroll hath arrived for thee." The henchman spoke frantically as he handed a scroll to King Mario.

"Thou must hand over thy village and thy throne or thy daughter shall be dipped into a cauldron of lava?! Phosphora!" King Mario heard Phosphora scream from his castle.

"That be the shriek of the fair Princess. Hark, the Princess, she screams from the tower, by the sound of her shrieks this is her final hour." Pitly sang.

"Then time be of the essence. Doth we all remember thy plan?" The Dark Knight asked.

"No, uhh, I mean yes. Yes! That's what I said, heh. Yes." Kirby stammered.

"Then let us forge on. Make way, heathens. Dark Knight coming through."

"State thy business, Dark Knight."

"These village idiots are conspirators against Master Mewtonamor and I needeth know which form of torture thy master wishes upon these wretched fools. Do I have their limbs tied to horses and swiftly yanked apart? Rip! Or pluck each individual eyelash one by one, taking away their every single last eyelash wish!"

"Very well, Dark Knight. Entrance be granted. Halt! Make a wish." The guard plucked on of Pit's eyelashes.

"Wow, goodsome thinking, Sir Pit. Posing as a frightened wee babe in ye ol' diapers did make it most believable."

"Yeah, you think we fooled them?" There was then a scream. "Wait, that's Phosphora. I must fulfill the prophecy while you untie Kirby and the royal doofus."

"That be royal fool." Pitly corrected.

Pit started to run up the stairs with the rest of the group following. "Hang on Phosphora, we're coming to rescue you! We're a-comin'. Almost there. Oh, dear Zeus."

"Soon the King's village will be mine, mine, mine!" Mewtonamor laughed as Phosphora screamed.

"Unhand her, you fiend!" Pit panted.

"The prophecy is nigh!"

"We're here to rescue you, Phosphora. Whew! Can I get a glass of water?"

"Sparkling or regular?" Mewtonamor tossed the water away. "Psycheth!"

Pit gasped. "You truly are the nastiest wizard in all of Smashshire. Prepare to be vanquished."

"Bring it oneth, knave."

Pit and Mewtonamor began to charge at each other for battle. As the two of them were fighting, the rest of the group freed Phosphora but she crashed through the roof.

"I be-eth okay."

Pit and Mewtonamor kept fighting until Pit got burned by a stream of fire. "Wow...huh?" Mewtonamor then noticed the Charizard flying above them. "Yes! Yes! Sicketh them boy!" The fire dragon began to chase after them.

"Perhaps a soothing limerick will calm thee. There once was a dragon so handsome and smart, he let me go free for he had a big heart." Pitly sang, but then the Charizard burned him. "Everyone be-eth a critic."

Dark Knight jumped up to try to attack the dragon but it burned her.

"No! No! No!" Kirby shouted as he got burned.

"Dead end for you, simpleton." Mewtonamor laughed.

"Wait a minute." Pit took out the net and captured the Charizard. "Wow, the boys back home will never believe this."

"I'm right here and I don't believe it." The Charizard burned out of the net and cornered Pit and Kirby.

"Well, I guess this is it, Kirby."

"Yeah. Hey, can we eat those Smash Burgers now?"

"Sure, buddy." Pit took out the Smash Burgers and the Charizard took one from them and ate it. "Kirby look! He's eating the Smash Burger."

"Huh? No! No! No-o-o! The horror. The horror."

"No, Kirby, it's a good thing."

"It is?"

"Sure it is. Just listen to him purr. He loves that Smash Burger."

"Forsooth. What be-eth going on here? Destroy them! Do it now or so help me." Mewtonamor commanded.

"Umm, I'd be more than happy to make you some more of those delicious Smash Burgers." The Charizard then burned Mewtonamor.

"Curses. You win."

"Make way. Thy king's heroes cometh through. Hark! Ring the bell, 'tis all ended well! The dragon is vanquished, the princess returned, and only a few of us got badly burned!" Pitly sang at a celebration.

"Order up!" King Mario flipped a burger into the air and the Charizard caught it and ate it. "Hmmm, I doth wonder if I could sell these, uhh, Smash Burgers." He laughed as Pitly played his clarinet.

"Not that horrible noise."

"Make it stop!" A citizen threw a rock through the clarinet, making Pitly fall down and the horses to launch Pit and Kirby into the air.

Pit opened his eyes to see the Medieval Queen standing over him. "Hey kid, are you okay? That was some fall you had."

"Oh, I guess I shouldn't have agitated that horse. That was some dream, huh, Kirby? Kirby?"

"Try telling that to Pitly." Kirby got up to reveal that he had squashed Pitly into the ground like an accordion.

The End

And there you have it, folks. That was the last episode of Super SpongeBob Bros. But even though this is the end of this story, Smash SpongeBob isn't quite over because I have plans on doing the first SpongeBob Movie as a parody in my story Smashing Parodies. It's going to be my fourth parody and in that story and it will be coming in mid March, so stay tuned for that. But anyway, this is Latias 4.5 signing out and I also wish you all a happy new year.