Karina: Greetings, followers! You're probably wondering where, exactly, browneyedgirl29 is right now, am I correct?
Camille: Well, she's hiding. Because she's afraid of what you're going to do to her after we deliver this piece of news.
Jim: Great, who gets to tell them?
Karina: Nose goes!
(silence)
Jim: Bones, Chekov, you guys are supposed to touch your nose.
Chekov: Vy?
Bones: I'm not doing this, Jim.
Camille: Come on, cowboy, it'll be fun!
Chekov: Vy am I touching my nose?
Karina: Just do it, Pavel.
Jim: Hah! See, Bones, he did it! The honor falls to you.
Bones: Well, I'm probably the only one who isn't going to complain about having to disappoint them, anyway, so here goes: browneyedgirl29 has misjudged the amount of time she had to work on the one shot she promised you all today. Therefore, she won't be uploading it for a bit. Down to the Wire is still set to publish on Monday, and she will get this story out, but not for another couple of weeks, most likely.
Camille: It's a fairly involved one shot, but it's going to be a nice, long one for you guys. We figure that's only right, considering that you're going to have to wait so long. Plus, you get to see us kick butt again.
Karina: All of us.
Chekov: You sound vaaay too pleased vith yourself right now.
Karina: You just don't want to admit I could take you in a fight.
Chekov: You vere angry and I vas unprepared. In a normal setting, I could totally take you.
Jim: Are you threatening my little sister?
Karina: Run. Just run, now.
Chekov: (from a distance) I'll probably apologize for zat later!
Karina: You guys will understand that reference eventually. We promise.
Camille: In the meanwhile, we love you. browneyedgirl29 loves you. And she apologizes from the bottom of her heart for getting your hopes up. She's aware she has no right to ask this, since she failed to deliver on a story of her own invention, but seriously feel free to prompt at any time. We like to have our stories told.
Bones: We do.
Camille: Correction. Most of us do.
Jim: See you all Monday!