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A/N: Someone on one of the FB groups was looking for inspiration, so I went delving in someecards (a great source, btw) and found "Your driving couldn't possibly get worse". That just screamed Steve and Danny. I thought about the typical cargument, but that's been done too death (though there's always room for more :) ). Then I thought about having them get into an accident with h/c, but I'm not big on angst. So then this little piece of fluff popped into my head. . . .Enjoy. :)

"Oh, my God, Steven," Danny Williams shouted at his partner, Steve McGarrett, "how could your driving possibly get any worse?! Look what you did!"

"What I did?!" Steve yelled back. "How is this my fault?!"

"How. . .How?" Danny spluttered, hands waving. "You're the one that drove headlong into oncoming traffic!"

"There was no traffic!" Steve exclaimed. "There was just one car!"

"Which you rammed head-on!" Danny pointed out. "Now we're stuck! We can't go anywhere!"

"Just calm down," Steve said soothingly. "Everything's fine. You're fine, I'm fine, Charlie's fine. Right, Charlie?" he said to the five-year-old sitting next to Danny.

"Yes, Uncle Steve!" Charlie assured him.

Danny refused to be placated. "And that's another thing! How can you engage in such reckless behavior with my son in the car?! My son, Steven!"

Charlie tugged at Danny's shirt. "I'm fine, Daddy. I wanna keep going."

"We can't, buddy," Danny said, lowering his voice and speaking quietly to the boy. His calmer tone didn't last long. It rose again as he pointed an accusing finger at Steve. "Thanks to that Neanderthal over there, WE'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE!"

"Sure we are," Steve said confidently. "Get back in the car, and I'll show you."

Danny grudgingly sat down again. Steve carefully guided them back and forth until they were free of the pile-up. As soon as the way was clear, Steve shot off again.

"Where do you think you're going!?" Danny shouted after him, but the SEAL was out of earshot, weaving through the other cars like a maniac. With a sigh, Danny turned his own car into traffic, WITH the flow, maneuvering carefully so as not to hit any other vehicles.

Danny caught up with Steve a few minutes later, and they exited their vehicles. Charlie was still bouncing with excitement. "That was fun! Let's do it again!"

"All right, buddy, if you want," Danny said.

"Yay! I want to ride with Uncle Steve!" the boy said.

"Oh, no, no, no, no. You are not riding with Uncle Steve. That man's a menace behind the wheel."

Charlie pouted. "But you're no fun, Daddy. You just go in circles."

"That's because that's what you're supposed to do! You're supposed to drive with traffic!"

"Not in bumper cars, Daddy," Charlie said.

"Yeah, Danno, not in bumper cars," Steve smirked.

Danny sighed. "Okay, fine, you can ride with SuperSEAL. Just don't hit anyone!"

"It's bumper cars, Danno. You're supposed to hit people," Steve said.

"Neanderthal," Danny muttered.

Steve just waved as he and Charlie drove off.