Oh Brother

Summary: A series of k18 one shots with an over-laying plot. Also featuring GCC, BV, GoVi, and more.

Warning: general warning about the rating. Some chapters in this story will contain mature language, violent scenes, and adult situations. It is not recommended for anyone under 18 (not that I can stop you if you choose to read anyways.) I will warn you in advance so you can skip those scenes if you so prefer.

Disclaimer: I do not own DBZ/S/GT or any of its characters.

1. The Houseguest

(Warning: this chapter has an explicit adult scene. If you don't like it, skip it.)

18 arrived home to find Marron sitting on the couch beside Master Roshi and Oolong watching game shows. Marron was laughing wildly as the contestant on the screen fell into a pile of mud. "Ohhhh that's gotta hurt!" Oolong said with a smirk as Roshi gave the pig money with a dejected groan.

"Hi," 18 greeted.

"Hi mommy!" Marron said excitedly.

"Hi 18," Roshi and Oolong dead panned without even looking at her.

"Where's Krillin?" 18 said not wanting to speak to the perverts after such a long day.

"He's in the shower," Oolong said.

"He chased some burglars into a dumpster so he was stinking up the whole place," Roshi said turning a bit green at the memory.

"Oh okay," 18 said heading towards the stairs. "I'll join him."

She immediately regretted her words when she heard two distinct low groans from the resident perverts. She wanted to blast them both with a ki blast when she saw them both grinning at her noses bleeding, but she refrained because of Marron.

"Shut up," 18 grumbled shooting up the stairs before either one of them could say something. She entered the bathroom and was immediately assaulted by the thick steam of the warm water. She could hear Krillin humming softly while under the stream. 18 couldn't help but smile at his cheerfulness as she slowly undressed. Quietly she opened the shower doors and stepped in behind Krillin who was oblivious to her presence.

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18 stepped up behind Krillin and pressed herself against him. Krillin jumped in surprise and turned his head towards her. "Oh 18, hey babe," he said with a cheerful smile. "You're joining me? You never do that."

"Today is different," 18 said pressing herself more firmly against him and sliding her hands down his torso.

"Ahh yeah?" Krillin sighed leaning his head back on 18 shoulder. "Why is that?"

18 didn't respond. Instead she slid one hand further down and gripped his manhood firmly. Krillin grunted in surprise. 18 pushed them both under the stream as she started pumping him up and down. Krillin groaned as she moved quickly on him and he had to lean heavily against her to remain standing.

"You like that?" 18 breathed in his ear.

"Uh yes," Krillin said in between low pants. "It feels so good."

"How about this?" With blinding speed 18 moved in front of Krillin and got down on her knees in front of him.

"Wha-18, you never do this, what's go-oooohhhhh Kami!"

Krillin's hands gripped 18's hair and he threw his head back. 18 didn't let him recover as she deep throated his full length and started bobbing up and down rapidly.

"Ohhh Kaaa-mmmiiii, 18, if you keep doing that I'm gonna...I'm gonna..."

18 pulled away right when Krillin came. She smirked when his seed spurted onto her shoulder and he slumped lightly against the nearby wall.

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18 kissed Krillin lightly on the lips and pulled him into a hug. Krillin sighed dreamily and gave her a tender kiss on the chin. "Wow, 18, you never really do that."

18 snorted. "I've done that before Krillin."

"I know babe," Krillin said softly. "You have and you're really great at it, but you only ever do THAT if you want somethi...heeeyyy..."

"Well..." 18 said with a tiny little girl that no one else but Krillin would know meant she was sheepish.

"Babe you don't have to do all that if you want something," Krillin said with a small chuckle. "Just ask. Our new house on the neighboring island is almost done, what do you need? Money? You want to buy stuff for it?"

"Uh, no actually," 18 said clearing her throat nervously.

Krillin perked up. He knew if his wife was this serious then she didn't want to go shopping.

"I ran into 17 in the city today," 18 said.

"Oh," Krillin said. The last time the short warrior had seen his brother-in-law...and pretty much every time he saw his brother-in-law, things did not go well. The raven haired android visited 18 often enough and occasionally spent time with Marron but 17 did not think Krillin was worthy of his sister and treated him like dirt scum every time he saw him. Krillin was convinced 17 would murder him if it weren't for 18 and the fact that any of the Saiyans could destroy him instantly if he did that.

"He lost his job at the company," 18 continued.

"Oh that's too bad, he was doing pretty well."

"Yeah the company itself crashed and everyone lost everything," 18 said. "All his money and savings gone. His things got repossessed. I saw him when he was returning his car to the dealership. He told me he was going to live back in that nasty old cabin in the woods he used to live in before and go to college to get a degree and maybe start his own company."

"Well that's good, he has a plan," Krillin said a small feeling of dread filling him.

"I hate that cabin, not even wild animals can live in that horrible place, so I uh, invited him to live with us in our new home."

18 spat out the words quickly and even though she couldn't read minds like she could read ki and analyze people, she knew her husband was on the verge of a panic attack.

Krillin held it in though and instead forced a crooked smile and said, "we do what we must for family. He is welcome."