Ginger vs. Blonde
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ATTENTION EVERYONE! I'll be briefly breaking my Hiatus and having a Halloween contest. I'll be posting Halloween themed stories, horror themed, or one's that end with a cliff-hanger! The story that gets the most reviews, will be the one I update on Halloween!(and maybe a few other surprises. heh. heh.)
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OUR FAMILY NAME IS BROKEN AND I'M GOING TO FIX IT!
Screamed Pacifica as she overcame the power of the bell and opened the flood gates for the commoners! They all came rushing in partying like it was 1999! The curse lifted, The Lumberjack ghost ascended and-
PAUSE
With time now frozen, Slenderman (somehow) smiled down at the chaos below. "YES! I love this episode! Real dysfunctional family values! A compelling antagonist!(both of them) And a tale of redemption that goes above and beyond the call of Crowning moment of awesome!"
Then he sighs. "And yet..." He longingly traces the familial thread back from the Lumberjack ghost...all the way to a certain fiery red-head. He shakes his head disappointed. "So many potentially good story lines gone to waste...it just breaks your heart...or it would if I had one."
Then he shrugs. "Oh, well! I guess if you want something done right you gotta do it yourself!" And with that he goes around making...'adjustments'. "Ok, let's see...fix the memory...tweak the rage...rearrange this...smash that...Yeah, that should do it! TIME IN!"
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Pacifica and Dipper laughed as they messed up the Northwests carpet. "But seriously, I should get someone to clean this up." Said Pacifica suddenly as she walked away. Before Dipper could, say anything. He suddenly found himself whisked away by old man Mcgucket-
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU NORTHWEST!?
This seemed to be the battle cry of the party guests as they cornered Preston. Preston was sweating bullets. To say that things hadn't gone his way that night would be a colossal understatement!
"Now friends, just calm down- "CALM DOWN!? CALM DOWN!? We nearly died and you ask us to calm down!?" Interrupted an oil tycoon.
"People, please!" Implored Preston. "I had everything under control- "WE WERE TURNED TO WOOD!" Shouts an irritated Media mogul.
Preston winched. "Well, technically yes- "Your not worming your way out of this Preston!" Interrupted an exotic Sultan. "We all heard that ghosts weird rhyming rants! We saw you try and stop your daughter from saving us!"
Preston paled. "But- I- That is- I had a difficult decision to make..." All the guests looked at him like he was an idiot. An all-star celebrity rubbed his temples in disbelief. "Let me see if I have this straight...you would rather a homicidal ghost threaten your family and associates...then let middle class people party for one night?...That's just- Wow, there are- There are no words to express my rage of the sheer moronic insanity of that!" there was a chorus of agreements from the other party goers.
Preston stuttered. "B-b-but- Look come on! What would you have done in my place?"
"Well, call us crazy but maybe we would have- Oh, I don't know- JUST LET THE PEOPLE HAVE A DANG PARTY TO AVOID GETTING KILLED!" Shouted an irate Senator.
Preston frantically tried to calm the seething mob. "People, please! I know that this years party ran...less than smoothly... But next year I promise will-
"Next year!? There's not going to be a next year!" Pointed out a software billionaire. "I think I speak for everyone when I say that I'm never stepping foot in this house again!"
Preston couldn't believe his ears! "Wait, what!? NO! Ladies and gentlemen, please! Be reasonable!" But the guests were having none of that! They were storming out of the mansion in droves...
Ruined...I'm ruined... Thought a horrified Preston as he watched the last of his guests leave in a huff while his once pristine mansion was ruined by the riff-raff... The Northwest Family maybe a member of the 'Fiction 500'...but even they wouldn't be able to survive being snuffed by the other 499 members!
It was of course, at that moment that Pacifica happened to walk within his eyesight...which immediately went red with rage.
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT YOU UNGREATFUL BRAT!
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Dipper heard this whirled around and saw Preston beating up Pacifica! Dipper was already running!
"Wait! Dipper!" Shouts Mcgucket frantically. "I need to show you-
(PAUSE)
Slenderman smacks his forehead. "Oh! I knew I forgot something! Silly me." And with a snap of his finger he adds a week to the countdown. "There, that should be enough time to do my business-
(UNPAUSE)
Pacifica cries out as her father reigns one blow after another on her. Every person in the room was frozen in shock...well except one of course- "Leave her alone!" Shouts Dipper as he runs to them.
Preston snarls. "But out boy! I will make your family grovel-
CRACK!
SHUT UP! Shouts Dipper as he clocks Preston right in the face, knocking him out cold. Ignoring the shocked stares from all around, Dipper tries to help Pacifica to her feet. But she's too injured, so he carries her on his back.
Pacifca blushed as she held him. He's so warm... Dipper flustered as pacifica's chest pressed into his back. Wow...I thought she was only 12- NO! FOCUS! NEED TO GET HER TO SAFETY!
Dippers mind raced as he ran. Okay, obviously she can't stay here...take her to the police?(mental image of e memory of Blubs getting his head stuck in a turkey while Durland panics and runs into a wall) Yeah...no, just no. Take her to the Shack? (groan) No, that's the first place her parents would look. Okay, come on think Dipper! I need somewhere safe, somewhere secret and isolated, that no one else would know about...that has all the supplies that she'll need- And that's when it hit him-
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It took some doing...but he was finally able to re-open the bunker. Okay rest tonight...figure out how to keep girl safe from power crazy father later...riiiight... Thought an exhausted Dipper as he carried a sleeping Pacifica bridal style into the Bunker...
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Slenderman smirked at the scene. "Well, one leading lady down...one to go..." With a snap of his finger, he teleports into the Corduroy families haunted house. Just in time to grab a ghostly Key out of thin air...followed shortly by a rock with a Keyhole in it...finally in one place...they eagerly synchronize...
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Deep within the forest, an invisible wizard is making funny faces at people-
ZAP!
Suddenly, The wizard felt his power restored and his restrictions lifted! The wizard laughed! "Finally...after all these years...KRXSKXL the unperceivable has returned!"
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?
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