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The Irken/Human hybrid exited the Asian restaurant after a long and calm conversation with his human father. "Wow that was..better that Zim expected it to go." He said to himself as he hit the doorframe. 'Note to self; create shrink ray to make me two feet shorter.' He Thought With a growl as he rubbed his head and entered his car

*Dib*

The genius sat down on a rock, staring at the broken trees he had created. "Damn it Gaz. I do everything I can to try and keep you safe and all you do is yell at me." He muttered Depressingly As He grabbed a pebble And threw it At a tree weakly, making it fly like a bullet. He gave a sigh and started crying Softly into his palms. "I just want to keep you alive."

*Gaz*

The goth teen slowly made her way outside of her door only to fall down onto the pathway. Rain fell down upon her cold body as she kept crying

"Why? Did I really push him too far?" She sobbed as his rant kept replaying in her mind Over and over for the past two hours.

*Zim*

The right foot tall Irken drove through the dark streets "Man, it's dark as hell." He muttered As he cut on the headlights and kept going Until he once again passed the Membrane house And sighed 'Wonder if Dib finally calmed down.' He thought when lightning struck And he saw Gaz, lying on the ground soaking wet. He stopped the car , got out and stared at her "Gazlene." He muttered, even in the dark he could see the trails of mascara going down her cheeks.

He sighed and tapped her shoulder Waking her up and making her look up at him.

"Zim? , what do you want?" She said with a sneeze

"I'm here to help, apparently." He responded in a dull tone. "Why are you outside and on the ground, human?"

She turned away with a glare

Zim sighed once more and stood back up

"Wait" She said suddenly

"Yes?" Zim faced her As she stood up very slowly and weakly

She said nothing instead choosing to walk to his car and got in

Zim would've just told her to get out and go inside her own home, but then lightning struck again and he could see the inside of their house. 'Dib must have gotten really mad.' He thought with a small gulp.

*Later*

"So…" He spoke after parking in his garage. He sighed and opened the door for Gaz

"Thanks" She muttered As they both exited. This had kinda become a routine thing, everytime Dib and Gaz got into a huge argument*which was like three times a week*, she would stay over at Zim's, seeing as he was the only one she knew that wasn't terrified of her and tolerated her company.

Zim unlocked the door and as soon as he opened it

"MASTER!"

'Oh shit!' Zim thought as GIR latched onto his face "GIR! GET OFF OF ME!"

"NEVAH!" Gir exclaimed with an obnoxious voice. Making Zim growl. "RELEASE THE FACE OF ZIIIIIIIIIIIM!"

"Ugh" Gaz rolled her eyes slowly And grabbed the small robot And threw it inside, hitting James directly in the face. "AHH HEAD TRAUMA!"

*Later*

"OW!" James yelped As he rubbed a steak on his face To nurse the wound he was given. "Why did you throw her at me?" He asked angrily

"Felt like it" Gaz muttered in a depressed tone As she watched The little robot run around Like crazy in a circle

"Gir! Knock it off!" Zim yelled angrily As the robot stopped and looked at him

"Ooooooook" She said slowly Until she blinked And held onto his leg.

"Gir get off me now." He said in a low voice

"NnnnnnnnnnnnnnnOPE!" he cheered As zim sighed. and shook his head. "RELEASE MY LEG!" He yelled as Gir laughed like crazy

"So, how bad was the argument this time?" He asked as Gaz Flinched very visibly And turned away "That bad?"

She gave a small nod to him

*Dib*

Dib slowly got up from his rock And started feeling bad for why he was out there. "Guess I should head home and apologize, and prepare for her to try and kick me ass." He sighed with a shudder As he walked home slowly and calmly

*Later*

"So, she's here again?"

"What do you want, hellspawn brat." James growled at Jacqueline, who was upstairs

She gave a chuckle and flicked his already sore forehead. "Because I can." She snickered before grabbing the back of his collar and dragging him upstairs.

"Shit! ZIM! SAVE ME!"

"You're on your own, James." He said eating waffles With a smirk

"YOU FUCKER!" James shouted dramatically as she pulled him behind a corner AND started to do who knows what with him.

"Is that normal?" Gaz muttered

"Yeah kind of, though it happens far too often." He said under his breath. "So what happened between you and your brother this time?" Zim asked the goth chick As she looked down and tensed up.

"Well…"

*30 minutes later*

"Wow…he lasted longer than Zim predicted." The Irken said to himself. In surprise

"What does that mean?" Gaz asked with a raised eyebrow

"Well, considering how often you both yell and get at each other's throats, I'm surprised that he didn't snap years ago. I am also surprised that he didn't just kill you." He said casually as she froze at last two words.

'He's right' Gaz thought Sadly 'He had the strength to break my neck and he didn't.'

"Gaz?" Zim said, snapping her out of her thoughts

"Huh?"

"You spaced out." Zim spoke with a calm tone

"Oh, didn't notice that." She said with an embarrassed look before her vision blurred a bit

"Gazlene?"

"Head…spinning…" She said as she passed out And almost fell headfirst onto the table if Zim hadn't caught her

*Dib*

"Jesus, I really broke the door." He muttered with a gulp "Gaz you here?" He said with a stutter as the door fell off its hinges "Whoa, I guess I went overboard. Shit, why did I bring up mom!" He said as he picked up a Picture of his Family all four of them Dib felt a tear in eye as he could still remember the day They Lost her. 'I think I really messed up this time.' He thought as he looked at the floor and saw a small wet puddle He bent down, pulled out a device and stuck an end of it in the puddle. "High traces of salt…these are tears. I made her actually cry." He muttered, Feeling both Proud Of Himself for doing the impossible and also disappointed in himself for doing it

"She's probably at Zim's Place again." He spoke with a sigh as he went into the garage to grab some repair tools And started to Fix the living room

*Zim*

"Computer, scan her." He said.

"Yeah yeah" He groaned in a smartass tone as a robotic eye lowered from the ceiling and covered Gaz in a blue light. "I'm picking up severe traces of Pneumonia, frostbite, a fever and the sniffles." He told him as the Irken looked down at the human In Pity, another new feeling he was having. Something he ne'er felt before in his life, along with the other thing he was beginning to feel

Which was odd as he was forced to be emotionless, save for anger and the joy of victory. He gave a sigh, shook his head and Heard a beeping

"What is that? I swear, if GIR burnt more waffles again..."

"Zim come in Zim we need you Asap!" A familiar voice shouted over a scratchy radio

"James?" He faced his monitor As a picture came up.

"Zim, I need help at my lab ASAP!" Jimmy exclaimed as the picture showed him with his hand over his right eye, streams of blood leaking down his face

"What happened to you!?"

"No time to explain! Calamitous attacked my lab, he hacked into my shit! I need you over here NOW!" Jimmy exclaimed as Zim grabbed his Teleporter and several laser guns before opening a portal to Retroville.

And BOOM there You have it the first chapter in a Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time when's the next update?...not sure i'm working on that