So. The other day I was on Ifunny. Specifically I was on the RWBY tag, just browsing through pictures and hype over volume 4, just minding my own business. Suddenly I came across an... interesting head canon, called a sex canon. Said 'sex canon' was that Neo liked to use her semblance to give surprise blow jobs, and gives Jaune one of these surprise blow jobs in the middle of class. Thinking that was pretty funny I jokingly commented that I could write fanfiction of that.

And then people started asking, nay, begging me to actually write that fanfiction.

Being the good fanfiction author I am I took their pleas to heart, and began working on this.

So, yeah. I'm writing my first lemon.

Now I've read a number of good lemons, both in and out of RWBY fanfictions, and I have some experience sexually myself (imagine that, a fanfiction nerd who got laid. Truly this is a portent of the end times) so I think I could write a passable smutty fic. Currently I only intend for this to be a one shot, but if people want this to continue then I guess I could add more chapters, turn it into a bit of a proper story (albeit one filled to the brim with sex). However my two main fics, "The Vagabond" and "Jaune Arc, Gryphon Knight" are my main focus, and I would only write chapters for this whenever I felt the urge too, so updates could potentially be very far apart.

With all that out of the way, ON WITH THE SUCKIN!

Neo had many hobbies. Most of these hobbies involved inflicting bodily harm upon people, animals, Grimm, or stealing sweets from children.

However there was one hobby Neo had that didn't involve harming anyone. In fact it was a hobby centered around making others feel very, very good, and if Neo was being honest with herself it was her favorite hobby.

This hobby was using her semblance of teleportation to appear in places she shouldn't be, usually under tables, and giving a lucky man a surprise blow job.

She didn't give just anyone her special presents however, oh no. Only men who managed to grab her interest were worthy of such attention. Well, them and Roman. She had known that eccentric man for so long that nothing he did surprised her, and nothing she did surprised him. Even when she appeared under the table during his meetings with Cinder and her two lackeys and started blowing him with his boss only a few feet away he barely reacted, not giving anything away as he carried on whatever conversation he was having without missing a beat. It wasn't as fun when they didn't react...

And so Neo was out and about on the town, searching for someone, anyone, who might be worthy of one of her little gifts. She had spent the better part of her day strolling around Vale, trying to find someone who she could blow. The ginger in the armor? No, too arrogant, and his teammates were too ratty. The monkey boy? No, she wanted a dick, not a banana. His blue haired friend perhaps? Neo slowed her walk as she looked him up and down. Hmmm... handsome, tall, and if his height was any indicator of his size... she sneered and turned up her nose at him as he turned at the feel of her gaze on him and winked at her. Definitely not him. That boy didn't need anything that would inflate his ego. Besides, now that she concentrated she could detect a hint of the same cologne that Roman used wafting from the boy. She wanted someone who didn't remind her of her boss, thank you very much.

She huffed in frustration as she continued to walk. No one, there was absolutely no man who stood out to her. Not one of them drew her fancy, not one of them held her interest for more than the two seconds it took to consider them and then toss them aside. So focused was she on her thoughts that she forgot to watch where she was going, and she ran face first into someone much taller than her. She fell on her ass with a scowl, ready to leap up and reprimand whoever it had been with the business end of her umbrella. Before she could however a pair of hands came down and picked her up, setting her on her feet. "Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry! Are you okay?"

She dusted herself off and gave the man who had bumped into her a good once over. Tall, over six feet, with a musculature that while not ripped, definitely wasn't scrawny either. Messy blonde framed a handsome face, and blue eyes stared down at her with concern. Could it be? Could the right man have quite literally just ran into her?

There was only one way to know for certain.

She looked up at him, and smiled sweetly. Immediately his face turned bright red and he looked away as he scratched the back of his head awkwardly. "Eh, sorry again. My name's Jaune, Jaune Arc. What's yours? I mean, if you want to tell me that is. You don't have to if you don't want to..." he still refused to look at her, his cheeks bright red. "I'm sorry. I- I'll just be on my way... yeah... s-sorry again." He stumbled off awkwardly, almost tripping over his own two feet. As Neo watched him go her sweet grin turned predatory.

He was perfect. Handsome, tall, in great shape, but it was his personality that sealed the deal. He was shy and awkward, not even able to walk away from a girl without stumbling over his own two feet. Normally she didn't go for the shy dorky ones, but he was a blank slate that she would be able to carve her mark on, where it would stay for his entire life.

She licked her lips hungrily as he hurried down the street. She was going to make Jaune Arc hers.

Jaune's eyes shot open as he felt a hand cup his groin.

He had fallen asleep in Port's class again, just like everyone else, including his teammates and the girls of RWBY. The hour long lecture was widely considered to be prime nap time, and Jaune usually made the most of it, however the hand on his groin had taken priority. Namely: who the hell had their hand on his groin?! He leaned back and looked under the table, wondering if Pyrrha had accidentally reached over and cupped him in her sleep again, but what he saw made his jaw drop.

It was the girl he had run into in Vale yesterday. She was kneeling between his legs, her hand fondling him appreciatively as she grinned wickedly at him. He glanced around the room quickly, making sure there was no one staring at him. There wasn't. The students were all asleep, and Port was still telling his story, which Jaune knew meant that anything short of firing off a weapon wouldn't draw his attention. He look back down at his pint sized molester, his face a darker red than Ruby's cape. "What are you doing?" he whispered frantically, keeping as quiet as he could to avoid waking anyone up. "Why are you here? Who are you?"

The diminutive girl didn't respond. Instead she continued to rub her hand up and down his quickly hardening member. She grabbed his zipper and began pulling it down slowly, and Jaune's mind waged war on itself as one side of his mind told him to put a stop to this immediately, while the other pointed out that the chances of him ever getting a surprise blow job from a beautiful mystery girl in the middle of class ever again were basically zero. It wasn't hard for Jaune to choose a side on the issue as the girl finally finished with his zipper, then undid the buttons on his pants. She wrapped her small hand around his fully erect member, which was still covered by his boxers, and gave it a light squeeze, which was enough to force Jaune to bite back a groan of pleasure. The pint sized girl smirked at the look of pure bliss on his face, then slipped her hands under the waistband of his boxers and slipped them down.

No longer confined Jaune's hard shaft stood proudly at its seven inches. The girl blinked in surprise, what Jaune hoped was a good thing, then she giggled silently and kissed the head of his cock. Jaune actually had to bite his hand to keep himself from groaning out loud at the feel of her soft, dainty lips on his manhood. She smiled sweetly at him and mouthed, "you like?"

He nodded, not trusting himself to open his mouth without emitting a groan of unrestrained pleasure. She licked her lips hungrily, lowered her head to the base of his shaft, and slowly, so agonizingly slowly, began to run her tongue up his shaft. Jaune leaned back in his seat and panted in pleasure as he watched his mystery girl run her tongue to the tip of his cock, and then go back down and start running her tongue up another part of his dick. Within a couple minutes his cock was soaking wet from her tongue, and so hard it hurt. She gently kissed his shaft and slowly ran her hands up and down it. "Want more little boy?" she mouthed.

"Yes," he mouthed, practically begging her to continue, "I want everything you'll give me."

She giggled silently again, and took his head in her mouth. This alone felt amazing, but when she started running her tongue over the head of his shaft he leaned his head back and sighed in unrestrained bliss. A simple sigh of pleasure became quick gasping breaths as her head bobbed up and down, taking him all the way to the base of his cock, and then coming back up to his head, where she would remove her lips with a pop and kiss and lick his shaft before taking him in her mouth again and sucking vigorously. Time lost all meaning to Jaune, and he didn't know if it had been a few minutes or a few hours since the pint sized sucker had gone to work on his rod, but Jaune did know that he had never felt anything as amazing as this before, and he knew he couldn't last much longer as her head bobbed up and down on his dick. He pulled gently on her hair to get her attention, and she looked up at him, her head still bobbing on his cock. "Can't hold on," he mouthed, "gonna cum."

To Jaune's total disappointment his mystery girl slowly sucked her way up his dick and removed her mouth from it with another pop. However his disappointment faded as she opened her mouth with her tongue sticking out, began stroking him off with both hands, and aimed his hard dick directly at her own mouth. The feel of her two soft, small hands on his cock coupled with the sight of her staring at him with her mouth open and ready to receive him was too much for the blonde, and he came hard.

Ropes of cum shot out from his member and into her waiting mouth. She sat on her knees as he shot stream after stream into her mouth, so much filling her that by the time he was finished cumming her cheeks bulged cutely when she closed her mouth. She swallowed the large load and licked his cock clean before kissing the head again and pulling his boxers back up over the now deflated shaft. She zipped up his pants, buttoned them, and winked at him. "I'll be back," she mouthed, and then she was gone, as though she had never existed in the first place. If it weren't for the fact that his cock was still wet from her mouth, or that he felt totally both drained and utterly fucking awesome at the same time he could have almost believed that it actually hadn't happened. But it had, oh how it had.

Jaune leaned back in his seat, feeling like king of the world. He didn't know who she was, but he did know that she was an astounding little cock sucker. He only hoped that the next time she came to 'visit' him it would be somewhere more private, where they could have some real fun. If she did anything else half as well as she sucked cock... Jaune shuddered in delight.

He couldn't wait.

Sooooo what did y'all think? Like I said this is my first ever lemon, so I hope it was good. I know it's pretty short, but considering that this was mostly sex and no real story line beyond "Neo wants cock, Neo gets mother fucking cock", and that it was only one blow job scene I feel like the length (HA!) was appropriate. Like I said if y'all want to see more of this then leave a review or PM saying you do, and I'll make it happen. Like I said "The Vagabond" and "Jaune Arc, Gryphon Knight" are my main focus, so this would just be updated whenever I felt like writing a chapter for it. Until next time! SEE YA!