This my fictional eulogy to Chad Radwell. I may be a total cheesball but this is my best and hope you guys like this.

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Ladies and gentlemen. We are gathered here to mourn the loss of Chad Radwell. Here's a few things to say about him.

He was a college student, he was part of a fraternity at Wallace University, a golfer, he was popular, and a horndog with a little fascination for death (but not too crazy). He was a groom-to-be to Chanel Oberlin, with whom he had an on-off relationship, and the kind of person you want to hate but you still love him in the end.

He was strange and cocky and a little bit of an A-hole but yet, he was still a pretty great person and did had a caring side. He showed loyalty to his friends and frat brothers, even to Boone and Randal. He may still be the same person he was but I began to see him in a different light. Like, at one point, he was the person I fancied giving the middle finger to but now, not so much. Whether it was the change in his relationship with his loved ones or whatever, I eventually warmed up to him.

Honestly, I never thought I would but then again, after all of the absurdity and ridiculousness, I realized he was not as bad as I thought he was. He may be a jerk and did some regrettable stuff but he never really had an evil bone in his body. And he did love Chanel. Sure, he has done a lot of girls and whatever in the past but who could blame him? College boys want to have fun. This may sound cheesy like You've-Got-Mail-cheesy, I guess it was true when he said he came to the CURE Hospital in hopes of winning her back, even after the bullshit that happened. Also, it probably was difficult for him to maintain a relationship during Chanel's wrongful imprisonment.

You know what? No matter how still absurd their relationship is, even their whirlwind wedding, it was basically like saying 'I love you' to each other. And we all know that everyone has a different way of saying I love you, as long as they meant it. Kind of like what my mom said: in a crazy world like this, there's always somebody for somebody, especially when it's searched for in the wrong barrels—I added the last part myself.

Aside the mushy stuff for a second. The point is, I now understood Chad and I would love to see more of him during the second season; hell, I would love to see him getting married and grow old and all of that crap. But The Green Meanie had to take a dump on all of it. And/or Dr. Brock Holt, assuming if he did had something to do with it. I'm pretty sure Chanel would've been very traumatized by that horrific accident.

No matter how brutal his death was, there is one silver lining for Chad: he gets to see his dead friends in the afterlife.

So here lies Chad Radwell, frat brother and fan favorite, in peace. He is survived by his family—father Tad, mother Bunny and brothers Brad and Thad—his fiancée Chanel, and his colleagues from Wallace University including Zayday, Sadie, Libby and Dean Munsch. His memory will live on.

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P.S. I hope to know what next week will bring.

P.P.S. LOVE TRIANGLES SUCKS.