Yay! I'm posting a new story! :D :D

Although, my self-control goal had been to not post any new stories before I finished my One Name story, but… That was before I discovered Milo Murphy's Law xD xD xD

I DO NOT OWN MILO MURPHY'S LAW OR PHINEAS AND FERB.

"Lead body armor?"

"Check."

"Helmet?"

"Check."

"Mattress in case of crash or duck attacks?"

"Check."

"Seat belts?"

"Check, check, check, check, and check," Zack replied, buckling multiple seat belts over his body and body armor.

Melissa looked pleased. "Alright, then, I think we've got everything. Milo?"

"I'm ready," Milo grinned. He patted his backpack which was under his seat. "Prepared for any eventuality."

Milo Murphy, Zack Underwood, and Melissa Chase were certainly ready. They were on a school bus to go with the rest of their class on a school field trip and were not only prepared against crashes and duck attacks, they were prepared for... Well, just about anything you could think of and probably a bit more.

Zack made a gesture to the bus driver. "We're ready."

"I can't wait to see the Tri-State Area," Melissa grinned as the bus took off from the school parking lot. That was where Milo's class was going on the field trip.

"Did you know that for a little, Danville had the tallest building in the world?" Milo asked. He was reading from a pamphlet about a city in the Tri-State Area: Danville.

"When was this?" inquired Zack.

"This past summer," replied Milo promptly.

"Do you know why it didn't last long?" Melissa asked.

Milo shrugged. "Beats me. Maybe there's another kid with the, 'J Reputation' there!" Milo began to get excited as he thought about it. Maybe he wasn't alone!

The J in, "J Reputation" simply stood for, "Jinxed". Milo just didn't really like saying it aloud.

"Deer!" shouted Milo's teacher and the bus driver in unison. He immediately looked up to the front window of the bus.

There most certainly was a deer standing right in the middle of the road. The bus driver immediately swerved the bus to the left to go around the deer- unfortunately, they were driving on a mountain. The deer was startled by the bus and began running...left.

The bus driver had to turn left all the way to keep himself from hitting the deer, and, unfortunately, it resulted in the bus beginning to crash through the trees and roll down the mountainside. Everyone screamed- well, everyone except Milo- as the bus crashed through the trees. Milo and his team were now grateful that they had brought mattresses onto the bus.

Finally, the bus rolled to a stop on another road down the mountain. Unfortunately, it stopped in front of a moving car. Before the car could stop, it rammed into the bus. The school bus teetered for a little before falling onto its side.

Everyone waited a few minutes to make sure nothing else would happen, then the teacher shakily called out, "Is everyone alright?"

"We're fine!" chorused the class- Milo's response was especially bright, counting what had just happened.

"We need to get out of the bus," said the bus driver.

The teacher and bus driver carefully helped the students stand up and get their backpacks out of the bus, then the class climbed out of the wreckage. After the class came the two adults.

Out of the car that crashed into the bus stepped a middle-aged man. He began yelling at the bus driver, who apologized at first but began to yell back when the other man wouldn't stop yelling.

Their argument was stopped when the bus suddenly burst into flames, setting the other man's car on fire, too.

"Looks like we're walking," Milo commented.

I hope I can keep the MML characters in character this story… There aren't many episodes so far… Not much to go on xD xD