ICHIGO'S HALLOWEEN ADVENTURE

"Best Halloween ever!" Ichigo shouted dumping a pillowcase full of candy on the living room table.

"I'm guessing you had fun?" Orihime asked a little miffed, but still happy that her husband had a good time. With his disappearance the soul king the royal guard freaked out like they usually did when Ichigo decided to go off and do whatever what he wanted. And she was stuck here dealing with them. Though Kisuke and Soma didn't panic nearly as much as the other three. "So what did you do?"

"Oh where do I begin?" He slipped off his red Japanese Oni mask and started his story.

FLASHBACK-Unknown Location

"Oh this an easy part time job!" Ichigo said in a delighted tone as he spun around in his office chair. It was the night before Halloween and he picked up a simple part time job somewhere in America because he was bored. The place needed an overnight security guard and Ichigo just happened to be walking by the establishment when he saw the help wanted sign. Next thing he knew, he was sitting in a small security office with two metal closable doors on the left and right sides. On the desk in front of him sat a computer screen connected to the various cameras throughout the building, a phone, and a metal fan that kept him moderately cool. The phone rang and Ichigo happily pushed the answer button, eager to talk to someone.

"Uh, hello! Hello! Hello! Uhh, I wanted to leave you message to help you on your first night", Ichigo sighed in disappointment, it was just a recording. "Welcome to Freddy Fazzbear's Pizza, a magical place for kids and adults".

"How charming", Ichigo smiled listening to the recording. His smile dropped when the voice on the phone mentioned something about the character animatronics on the stage moving around the establishment at night. "Wait what did you mean by that?"

"Just try to keep an eye on the cameras, and uh…good luck", the voice said and then click.

"What did you mean!?" Ichigo shouted shaking the phone. "Ah shit!" He worriedly leaned over to the computer screen and began pushing buttons to filter through the different cameras. "Okay don't panic Ichigo, look they're all on stage, no one's moved, I'm safe", in act of tragic irony the camera feed suddenly went out. "What the fuck!?" Repeatedly pushing the button until the live feed finally came back. "Oh thank god", Ichigo sighed in relief. "They haven't moved…wait a second…where's the fucking bunny!?" Going through the camera's he finally found the bunny character in the parts and services room. "Good, it's not heading towards me yet", wiping the sweat from his brow he decided to check the other animatronics.

"Hm, I'm guessing the bear one is Freddy", Ichigo remarked looking at the two characters still on the stage. Checking the bunny again he found it was gone, a few frantic seconds later and he found it on camera just down the left hallway. "Fuck my life, why did I agree to work here?" He took his eyes off that one, wanting to check on the stage again. They were all gone and off the stage now. "No! No! No! No! NO!" Ichigo found the chicken thing in the party room, the bunny was still in the halls, but Freddy was nowhere to be found, that concerned him greatly.

"Wait, that guy said something about a fourth character…Foxy, in…what was it?" Ichigo tapped his head in thought. "Pirate Cove!" Quickly flipping through the camera feeds he found what he was looking for. There was no character, the curtain was open with a sigh saying 'It's Me' just sitting there. "Ooooooh that's not good", Ichigo said while biting his nails. He flipped the camera back to the left hall hoping the bunny hadn't moved. Instead he was treated to a moment of utter shock and horror as he watched the pirate fox run straight down the hall towards his security office. The animatronic was about to stick its head through the office door and screech, but Ichigo in a panic simply shouted the first thing that came to mind. "BANKAI!"

The entire Freddy Fazzbear's Pizza exploded in a cloud of dark energy. The restaurant reduced to rubble and the animatronics inside turned into piles of spare parts. Ichigo stood where the office had once been.

"Oops", Ichigo looked around at the destruction he caused in a moment of terror. "Yeah, I should…probably go", he rubbed the back of his head awkwardly before disappearing into a garganta.

END FLASHBACK

"Those animatronics were terrifying", Ichigo said while Orihime rubbed his shoulders with an amused smile. To think that the mighty Soul King would be scared of a few robots made to look like cartoon animals.

"So what did you do then?" She asked picking a piece of candy from his pile.

"Well I met these strange women at a party in America's New York city", Ichigo said starting the next part of his story.

FLASHBACK-New York City

"Are you all having a good time!?" Everyone dressed up at the costume party stood back in terror. The party was going great until this loud energetic spirit showed up in the club, freaking everybody out, then proceeded to sing and get busy on the dance floor. The ghost appeared to be a tall eighteen year old with long messy neon orange hair. He was dressed in a black suite with a white pin stripes, his red dress shirt left open at the top with the collar up. But what scared the humans were the demonic looking horns sticking out of his hair and the red Japanese demon mask that hid his face.

"Why are you all just standing their shaking? Let's party!" The spirit shouted as the costumed club invites backed up to the walls. Luckily the club owner had called the "experts", and they should be here any second now.

"Alright everyone can relax! We're here!" A group of four women came through the front door. They all were matching jumpsuits and carried some sort of device on their backs.

"Alright I'll bite, what the hell is this?" The masked ghost asked floating down to the floor. He was a little annoyed that everyone was now evacuated at the arrival of these women, leaving the club empty.

"So, what do we got?" Patty asked.

"He looks like no class four full roaming vapor I've ever seen", Abby said grabbing the proton blaster. "What do you think Holtzmann?"

"Well he's a meter breaker that's for sure", Jillian said holding the flashing PKE meter.

"That high?" Erin asked getting her proton pack ready.

"No he literally broke the meter", she showed the broken and fizzling PKE meter.

"It's gonna take all our proton streams to bring him in", Abby said adjusting her glasses. "Everybody ready?"

"Seriously? You don't think those little toys will have any effect on me?" The ghost chuckled until they fired at him. "OW! FUCK! THAT HURT!" They turned off the streams, surprised with how human the ghost acted. "Holy shit! What did you just hit me with!?" Ichigo said pulling off his mask and rubbing the spot on his chest they hit. "That better not leave a burn mark"

"The proton streams just bounced off of him", Holtzmann said in surprise. "I don't think we're dealing with a regular ghost".

"I'm not a ghost you idiots, I'm technically a transcendent being", Ichigo said wiping the ash off his suite.

"What the hell's a transient being?" Patty asked.

"I think he said transgender being", Abby said.

"I heard transparent", Holtzmann added.

"Transcendent being…is what I am", Ichigo pointed at himself sounding mildly offended. "Who are you women anyway?" He asked sticking a cherry lollypop in his mouth.

"We're the Ghostbusters, and we're here to bust you", Erin said trying to sound tough and failing.

"Wait the Ghostbusters, I've heard of you, but I thought you were all men", Ichigo wondered. "Unless you those effeminate looking men like Yumichika?"

"Nope fully women, up to code and everything", Holtzmann shot back.

"Wow we are terribly misinformed", Ichigo mumbled.

"We?" Erin questioned.

"The soul society of course, wait you all battle the paranormal and don't know about the soul society and the shinigami?" He was honestly surprised.

"What's a shini-gami?" Patty asked.

"I think it's a Japanese death god", Abby spoke up hearing the term before. Ichigo went on to explain to the Ghostbusters the soul society, how it worked, and what the shinigami did. He also told them about hollows, helping them understand what they by classifying them as malevolent spirits.

"Are you a shinigami then?" Erin asked. Ichigo just laughed.

"No, not anymore, I kind of rule them now. I'm called the Soul King there, I'm the most powerful being in all the realms", he said with pride while their jaws hung open.

"So you're like god or something?" Patty said in shock.

"Pretty much", Ichigo chuckled.

"Funny I always imagined god as an old man, like Yahweh, not an attractive Japanese teenager", Holtzmann said clicking her tongue.

"Yahweh? Oh! That guy was real, but his name was actually pronounced Yhwach", Ichigo sounded out the name for them. "He was the god before me"

"So there is a Christian god?" Abby brought up in an 'AH HA' moment.

"Was, being the keyword here, I killed him and took his power", Ichigo said like it was nothing.

"YOU KILLED GOD!?" Patty shouted waving her proton blaster at him.

"He was an asshole and a spoiled brat", Ichigo argued. "Always bitching and crying about how he should be ruler of the universe, 'My name is Yhwach and I deserve all the power and should be the one who controls everything, blah, blah, I can see the future, yak, yak", he said in a mocking immature voice. "Didn't see me coming and taking away everything he cared about, now did he?", Ichigo laughed.

"So you're like the devil then", Abby said.

"Well I am extremely hot and a rebel at heart, but I wouldn't go so far as say that I'm Satan himself", Ichigo shrugged.

"So wait, if you and your shinigami run the afterlife, then why didn't you send anyone to stop Rowan when he tried to break the barriers and unleash ghosts on the city?" Erin asked.

"Oh yeah, I heard about that incident, you see the thing about that is…", Ichigo paused dramatically as they lean in to hear his explanation. "Shit happens", they Ghostbusters almost fell over at that. "We're not perfect on the other side, we try to run things as best we can, but sometimes things go wrong and we do what we can to fix it", that seemed to satisfy them.

"Speaking of Rowan, aren't you worried someone like him is in the soul society?" Abby asked.

"Rowan? Was he that giant cartoony Pillsbury Dough Boy looking thing?" They nodded their heads at the description. "Yeah, he ended up in one of the mid districts of the Rukongai and started smashing stuff, but don't worry they sent my little ice princess Rukia and she turned him into snowflakes", well that was a relief, Ichigo then made a garganta right in front of them. "Any way I'd love to stay and chat, see you around Ghostbusters. I'll make sure to send a couple of shinigami to give you all a hand here", he waved them goodbye while they did the same as he stepped through his portal.

END FLASHBACK

"They were alright, not great, but just kind of…meh!" Ichigo shrugged. "At least they're trying, what are those nobodies on YouTube doing with their lives?", Orihime just stared at him. "Oh that's right…not being ghostbusters!"

"So what did you do after that?" She asked.

"Went around trick or treating in the U.S of A", he grinned. "There was this one creepy looking place I found".

FLASHBACK PENNSYLVANIA

Ichigo walked down a foggy road carrying a bag full of candy he got from various towns and cities he found interesting. He stopped right in front of a large green wooden sign that read 'Welcome to Silent Hill', spitting the lollypop out of his mouth he just laughed.

"Aha ha ha ha, nope", he turned around and immediately left.

END FLASHBACK

"Sooooo, the nights still young, what are we doing tonight", he raised his eye brow at her suggestively.

"They're having a Halloween party in the seireitei remember", Orihime smiled at him.

"Really they actually embracing the holiday!?" Ichigo grinned.

"You threatened to fire them all if they didn't have a party remember", she reminded him.

"Oh that doesn't sound like something I would do", Ichigo said with fake innocence. A few minutes later they were in their large bedroom where they got dressed for the costume party. Orihime stepped out of the closet wearing a white flowing gown, that combined with her already existing white wings made the image quite clear. "Your sexy angel, nice", he gave her a thumbs up.

"I'm just a regular angel", Orihime corrected quickly with a blush. "What about you?" Ichigo stood up showing that he was shirtless with a pair of brown tattered pants and stitches painted all over his body. "I'm Frankenstein, the monster not the person, don't want to get those literature dorks all pissy", he remarked. "Ready to go?" he asked opening a small garganta to the seireitei.

"Lead the way sweetie", Orihime said.

"Let's go show those idiots how do the time warp", Ichigo laughed walking through the portal.

First chapter a Halloween crossover special!

Now before you all jump on me about Ghostbusters, relax, its just a movie. I know people are passionate about movies they love, I get it, if someone tried to reboot Harry Potter I would be upset, but I would get over it. I'm not going to say my stance on the Ghostbusters movie because that's a huge shit storm waiting to happen, I'm neutral like Sweden.

I also thought it would be funny to do Five Nights at Freddy's crossover. Just Bankai and problem solved.

I plan on doing a few of the Bleach Movies and filler arcs next, each as a single chapter.

Thanks for reading this weird parody.