Tanya's Pole-Dancing Lesson

Tanya was watching some fatalities from Mortal Kombat X and was pleased to see her new ones. The ones she had back in the day were a letdown for most MK fans, but her new ones earned their approval.

"That's enough for today."

She was saddened that Jade wasn't in the game, so she decided to check out her MK9 gameplay. After she defeated her opponent, she does her victory pose. She balances her pole and twirls down, laughing. Tanya's eyes dilated. Her jaw dropped.

"Wow. I wonder if her classes are still open."

Tanya decided to give Jade a call.

(Over the phone) "Hello?"

"Hey, Jade. It's Tanya."

"Hey, girl! What's going on?"

"Are you still doing the pole-dancing classes?"

"Only during nighttime. Why?"

"I'm thinking of taking a lesson or two."

"Is this because of my MK9 victory pose?"

"No. No. ...no."

"Liar. You know you enjoy that. Come by tomorrow night at the gym. Class may be in session."

"I'll be there."

At night, Tanya went to the gym. Class is in session as Jade was the instructor. Tanya sees Kitana, Mileena, Sonya, Skarlet and some girls from Street Fighter, Poison, Juri, Chun Li, and Cammy. She sees Black Orchid from Killer Instinct, Christie, Nina, Lili, Xiaoyu, Asuka and Zafina from Tekken, Ayane, Kasumi, Momiji, Marie Rose, Lisa and Tina from Dead Or Alive and finally Ivy and Taki from Soul Calibur.

"Ladies, this is our new student, Tanya."

"Hi, Tanya!" They all said. Tanya stood there embarrassed.

"Alright, ladies. As you know, this pole is an excellent weapon for long range combat, but it does have other advantages too. I use it as dancing tool as well. Since Tanya is our new student, feel free to help her out. Let's get started."

All the females got their poles and as the music came on. Tanya was having a lot of trouble and fell on her butt. Mileena was having way too much fun. Finally she got the hang of it.

It is now 2 AM and the girls were heading home. Tanya got home, sore from the waist down. She knows she's got another class tomorrow, and she knows she's gonna be even more sore. Better get some rest, girl.