Prologue: What a Beautiful Duwang (And Author's Notes at the bottom)

Penny felt a whirring and groggy euphoria, as she awakened from her sudden hibernation. Exhausted of course, like a soldier returning from a war ended to an unfamiliar home, but also the joy of existing and the sweet sense of belonging and purpose.

As her soul reawakened and readjusted, and her newly repaired body rebooted, her memories surged forward. The surprise, pain, and the terrible nothingness that followed after her last battle came first, but she smiled upon reaching her experiences with Ruby, her first friend. Penny's diagnostics told her it had been months since they had at last met, and she looked gleefully forward to the day they would reunite.

The android began regaining her faculties next, and her senses slowly reactivated. With adorable curiosity, Penny eagerly wondered what the first things she would see and hear would be after her rebirth.

"Wow, her tits are really perky," a creepy and scrawny greaseball of a guy said in an almost comical nasally and high pitched voice.

"Fuck off, Clarence," replied Ironwood, a man who Penny considered her family.

Now Penny is the epitome of a sweet girl, and she never learned to swear, but if she could, she would have said, "What. The. Fuck."

"It's good to see you again, Penny," Ironwood sincerely stated, offering her clothes and a hug, both of which she accepted warmly, though the presence of the man she now identified as "Clarence" discomforted her.

"I really missed you and everyone else," Penny beamed.

The general's demeanor dampened and the smile on his face melted into an expression of melancholy acceptance.

"I wish we could have brought you back under more pleasant circumstances," He groaned softly, steeling himself in order to relay the horrific news to his surrogate daughter.

As Penny became visibly confused, Ironwood pressed on before she could say anything, "We don't have much time, they wanted you awake today, and you need to be ready tonight. I will do my best to explain quickly. Unfortunately, since you've been...asleep, the kingdom of Atlas has been ravaged. The government has been stretched thin and our economy is in shambles. The only way we could convince the council to provide the funds and men to repair you was if...you would be able to pay them back. And since you showed you were evenly matched with the champion, Pyrrha Nikos, and now that the world knows that you are not human, many have expressed a great...interest in you."

Behind him, Clarence's face split sideways as he displayed a disgusting grin, and it made him look a little constipated too.

"Penny, they want you to become the world's first artificial prostitute, and if you don't make enough Lien every month, they will dismantle you," He finished.

The android was shocked to say the least. Disgusted at what she would have to do, fearful of her superiors putting her down permanently, yet also curious. She had been programmed with knowledge pertaining to recreational fornication as a concept, but she had no idea of the logic nor the pleasure behind it. After a moment of quiet deliberation, Penny accepted her fate.

"It's time for me to live up to my family name and face full life consequences," She affirmed, ready to carry out her duty for her country and for her own survival.

"Well that's real touching and all, but General Ironwood, before we send Penny out to provide "service", could I take her and try some live testing beforehand?" Clarence interrupted obnoxiously.

"How about you take a cactus, and try some live testing with your asshole, Clarence. Honestly, if I had Penny give you a lapdance, I'd be surprised if you could even get it up, you chicken shit motherfucker. How about you take the rest of the day off and go jack it to one of your henfus or waitais or whatever you call them with your whore of a sister's credit card. Go fuck yourself, Clarence." Ironwood brutally retorted as something inside of him snapped.

"Penny, I'm sorry you had to hear that," the general awkwardly apologized, while his inferior tried not to cry.

During this time, news of Penny's availability spread by word of mouth, and she already had her first customer, who had messaged the council immediately. And so, the beginning of a butt stuff tough fluff journey began.

To Be Continued

Notes:

So I decided to split the first chapter into two because I like it way better this way, and one of my reviewers, WBGramps, asked me to talk more about penis in the second half which is now the second chapter, so this was a good opportunity.

I think this turned out way better than my last smutfic because that one was supposed to be a trollfic that turned into a smutfic, while this one was supposed to be a smutfic that I pretty much intended to be a trollfic.