Chapter 1 merry Christmas

A/n: yes! Yes! Yes! I have been waiting for this! After finally seeing KEIJO for the first time and instantly falling in love with it. I have been at work making a character to do a future fanfiction with this anime. It's still new, But I hope I pull this off. Oh I can't wait! This is gonna be so much fun! And I finally got my wish of a KEIJO category in the anime/manga selection! My request was answered! Oh I'm so happy!

Enough talking let's get this show on the road!

-2000, December 23th, Christmas Eve, Hospital-

Tonight was a wonderful night. The snow was falling, People were getting gifts, Going out with family, Or being with loved ones. Not only that, But it was also Christmas Eve. And on this Christmas Eve, A child at a local hospital was going to be born and have a loving family. The parents claimed that the child would be special on this day. Everything was absolutely perfect.

However...not everything can be special in the right way.

The parents were in the doctors main office, The doctor tapped on his desk with worry. He looked at the parents of the child that they had given birth to.

"Are you absolutely serious about this choice?" The doctor asked them "Just because-".

"No! We don't want him!" The mother said "How can I care for a child like him!?".

"Doctor you have to understand" the woman's husband said "We just...we just can't take care of him. Not in the state that he's in. We just want a normal child".

The doctor tried his best to hold in his anger, A normal child? The child was normal. He just had a rare birth defect, And yet that was enough to say that they didn't want him. The doctor took off his glasses as he cleaned them.

"So..." the doctor said "Let me get this straight. Just because the child has an extremely rare congenital disorder, That is more than enough to say no? For god sakes! It's Christmas Eve! And the two of you are doing this to a child who will never know who his parents are from birth. I mean, You even outright refused to hold him! Let alone see him! He's healthy, He's fine!".

The mother just looked at the floor. "I don't care if he's healthy or not!" She said bitterly "I. Don't. Want. Him". The doctor just looked at her as he put his glasses back on his face.

"We're sorry" the husband said "We just don't have a choice".

"Spare me your excuses" the doctor said "Your denial of a child just because of one rare disorder is going to stop you from raising him! And on a night like this no less! The two of you are without a doubt, The most cruelest people I have met in my life! And should be absolutely ashamed of yourselves to do this to a single person. I care about all of my patents in this hospital, Disease or not! Everyone deserves a chance! But...if you don't want him, Then fine. We'll find someone who will take him off your hands".

After the doctor said what he said the parents got up from their seats and left the room. He already knew that they weren't coming back for the child. The doctor sighed as he got up and went to the nursery.

-the nursery-

In the nursery, A nurse was taking care of the other babies that were there. Only about 6 were present on Christmas Eve, The nurse smiled at each one.

"You are all so cute! I'm sure your parents will be so happy to pick you up" she said as she looked at the last one as she saw one of the doctors that had helped with the birth standing over his incubator. She walked over to her as she saw the doctor gently move her hand over the child's face.

"Grace...you okay?" The nurse asked. Grace was silent, She was mostly giving all of her attention to the child. The child was asleep as he yawned from time to time, Showing his Heterochromia eyes. One silver and the other neon green. Grace smiled at him as she hummed to the child.

"Grace!".

"Huh!? Oh, Hey...".

"Grace, You've been with the baby for 3 hours now. You should rest, Your shift is over. Get home and sleep" the nurse said. Grace shook her head at her.

"Not until I hear what the doctor has said" Grace said. The nurse sighed "Jeez girl, Look, Let the parents worry about the baby's condition. I'm sure it's nothing".

As the nurse was talking the doctor came into the nursery room as he gently closed the door behind him, As to not wake the babies. Grace and the nurse turned around as Grace walked over to him. "What did they say?" She asked him with a smile on her face.

The doctor glanced at the baby behind her and shook his head "They don't want him" he said "All because of his birth defect...".

This tore a hole into Grace's heart, As well as the nurses. Grace was furious at the parents decision to not take the child. "But! He's fine! He's-".

"I know" the doctor said "But they said that they still didn't want him". The doctor walked over to the baby as he looked at him, The child's congenital disorder was known as phocomelia. And he was born without arms or legs. The doctor felt so sorry for him, And now he would be forced to give the child up.

Grace made her way to the child as she touched his head.

"What do we do now?" She said.

"We might have to give him up. I don't want to do that, But we might not have a choice...this kids Christmas Eve just got dark" the doctor said. Grace was heartbroken for the child, She wanted him to be loved, And she would do anything to make him happy. That's when she thought of something.

"Hey, Doctor?".

"Hm? What is it Grace?".

Grace then picked up the child out of his incubator and held him close to her body. She smiled at him as she looked at the doctor. "You...you think it would be alright, If I have him? I mean, Since you don't want to send him away. Please! I want to make him happy".

The doctor was quiet until a smile was forming on his face. He nodded at her in response "Well, He doesn't have any parents anymore" he said "And you have grown attached to him the moment he was born, So why not. It's Christmas Eve, And I want this kid to have a family! He's yours Grace".

Grace smiled as she cried, She looked at the child that was in her arms and only smiled more.

"Thank you" she said as she held the baby close to her "Merry Christmas...Miles".

-16 years later, Nishinomiya Keijo stadium-

"This years annual keijo tournament is heating up! As the fierce battle between boobs and butts continues!" The announcer said as the girls in the ring attacked one another. "Shirayuki, The missile lady of Kyoto, Knocks out two opponents instantly!".

All of the people in the crowd was cheering as they watched the keijo fight go on. In the top stands were three highschool students, The first was Nozomi Kaminashi, The second was Sayaka Miyata, And the last was Miles Panzer.

"Wow this is really excitin!" Nozomi said as she held her hands to her mouth "Go!".

"Heh, This is pretty interesting" Miles said as he looked over at Sayaka "You enjoying the fight, Sayaka?". Sayaka was out of her train of thought as she looked over at Miles "Huh? Oh yes I am" she said as Miles rubbed her head.

"Really now?" Miles said "You seem to be in thought".

"A..bit" Sayaka said.

Miles then poked her forehead as he glanced at the race match. Miles was enjoying the race. Nozomi had informed him all about keijo when they were little kids. And ever since then, Miles has been intrigued with the sport ever since. He placed his hand under his chin as he smiled.

'Keijo, A race held atop a stage called land. Only woman can participate. No contact is allowed except using breasts and butts. If any parts of your body other than your feet touch the land, Or if you're knocked off, You lose. And the last person standin' on the land...wins! And the winner gets a huge cash prize!' He thought as the announcer yelled.

"The race is over! First place: Shirayuki Kyouko!".

All of the people in audience cheered and yelled at her victory, Miles and Nozomi stood up from their seats and joined in as well. "Yes! Yes! That was awesome!" Nozomi said.

"I told you she would win!" Miles said "You know you owe me for making that bet. Right? Nozomi?".

Nozomi looked at her friend and sighed "Aww come on!" She said "Do I really have to!?" That's when she leaned up to his face "Maybe...I can show you my new gymnastics suit, That could be a better payment. Huh? What do ya think of that? Please Miles" she pleaded. Miles sighed at her, He always knew that she would always find a way out of paying back his bets, But he honestly didn't care as long as he had his best friend, As well as his second best friend.

Miles rolled his eyes at her.

"-sighs- okay fine, You win" he said. Nozomi nuzzled her head on his chest. "Yes! I knew ya let me slide off the hook!" She said as she nuzzled him more. Sayaka glanced at them as she was starting to get a bit jealous at them bonding as she grabbed Miles as well. "I wanna be nuzzled too!" Sayaka said "Don't leave me out!".

"Okay, I won't Sayaka" Miles said as he gave equal attention to his other best friend. He saw the girls as his sisters when he first met them back during freshmen year of highschool. Well, More so Sayaka than Nozomi, Since he and Nozomi had been childhood friends from the age of 4. Ever since then, They were almost inseparable.

-outside-

After the keijo race, Everyone was heading home. Miles stopped as he glanced at the buildings and saw some people running and jumping across them. He smiled as he knew who they were.

"Nozomi, Sayaka" Miles said "I'll see you guys latter. I have to catch up with the runners".

Nozomi and Sayaka looked at each other and nodded at him. Sayaka smiled as she then hugged him.

"Okay, We'll see you tomorrow at school okay" she said "Just...please don't take it too far this time. You remember the last time to went overboard when you were with them?".

"Please, I'm a parkour pro!".

"Oh yes, And said pro has messed up his automail prosthetics more times than he can count!" Sayaka said as Nozomi was holding her mouth laughing. Miles flipped her off as he smirked. "Just relax, That was only because I had my sensory nerve receptors on that time by accident. I'll make sure to turn them off" Miles said.

Sayaka sighed as she knew that he was going to go home with at least some kind of injury to his prosthetic limbs, Nozomi hugged him tightly. "Okay! Ya be safe okay!" She said. Miles nodded his head rapidly. "Y-yeah I got it! Nozomi! I just need to breathe" he said as she released him as she rubbed the back of her head.

"Sorry" Nozomi said.

"It's okay" Miles said as he pulled out his iPhone and looked at the battery life, Which was at 78% at the moment. He then pulled out his earbuds and put them in his ear, And plugged the other end into the phone. He went to his YouTube app and selected the male nightcore version of Still Alive by Lisa Miskovsky from Mirrors Edge. He then stared to run at the building that he saw the runners run past on as he started to climb it with ease.

?I have changed, I have changed?

?just like you, Just like you?

Miles made his way to the top as he he was able to see the runners not too far from him. He smiled as he quickly took off after them, Running at high speed.

?for how long, For how long?

?must I wait? I know there's something wrong?

He did a few flips and cartwheels over some of the buildings as he kept running faster and faster after them. He checked his left arm to see the durability bar that was for his automail prosthetic limbs.

'Arms and legs still at 100%, Good' he thought as he then quickly realized that the second he looked over he was near the edge of the building.

?your concrete heart isn't beating?

?and you've tried to, Make it come alive?ￂﾠ

Miles quickly turned his body to the side to try and stop himself, However he fell over the edge as he quickly grabbed the edge of the building. He pulled himself up as he breathed fast a bit.

?no shadows, Just red lights?

?now I'm here to rescue you?ￂﾠ

"You okay, Fullmetal?" One of the runners called out to him. Miles sighed as he called back to him. "I thought we agreed that we wouldn't call me that, Ryu!" He said as he then jumped over to the building across from him. Unfortunately Miles right hand went into a fan as the powerful and fast spinning blade cut and messed up his automail. Miles quickly pulled it out.

"Agh! Shit! Not again...mom is gonna kill me...and Sayaka is gonna have my ass again!" He said as then realized that he felt the pain of the blade. "And...I forgot to turn off my nerve sensors again...fuck me". He made his way up to the top of the building as he stood up and turned off his nerve sensors. He looked at his damaged right arm and saw that he only had his thumb, Pinky, And index finger left on it. The rest was completely destroyed.

Miles sighed as he pulled out his phone and turned off the app. He looked to see it's battery life was now at 58%, Miles only gave a narrow glare at his cell before putting it back in his pocket. That's when he saw the other runners come over to him.

"Got messed up again, Huh fullmetal?" Ryu said.

"Yeah..." Miles said "Mom won't be too happy about it...".

"Well, Are you still able to do parkour with us?" Yoko asked.

Miles glanced at her as he smirked. "Heh, You should know that no injury is gonna hold me back!" He said "Let's keep going!".

The other runners smiled as they all took off around Japan. Miles was made a member of the runners guild when he was a freshman. He had been one of the most reckless members, This was because of his automail prosthetics that he had received when he was still a baby. It took him some time to figure it out and control each limb. But by age 3 he was staring to get the hang of it. He had also went to preschool where he met Nozomi.

When it came to highschool, Miles then began to hide his prosthetics. As he didn't want to fall under the stigma of being made fun of, Because of his limbs. However, This didn't happen when they were accidentally revealed. As many teens asked him about how he got his limbs and what happened to him. He explained to them what he explained to Nozomi about his phocomelia, And how he had to go under surgery and the therapy that came with it. He also told them that he got it modified with Sensory nerve receptors that were made for him, As well as a durability bar to show the status of his automails condition.

He made some friends at highschool, And he was actually invited into the runners guild. Ryu was the leader of the guild that consisted of 8 people. Miles being the 8th member. They trained him in the art of parkour, And he was very good at it. But he then decided to take it to the extreme and performed extremely dangerous stunts. Said stunts always would make sure to result in losing at least a prosthetic limb or two...or three.

The guild made there way to an abandoned part of the city as they rested there for a while. Miles sighed as he looked at the view. "Hah! This is the life of a runner. Heh, Too had it's gonna be my last. I hope this all paid off in the end" he said as the others looked at him.

"You still thinking about joining, Huh?" Sora asked Miles.

Miles nodded at his friend "Of course!" He said "Ever since Nozomi first showed me keijo, I've been in love with it since day one. And I'm still sticking to my guns about joining up. I'll fight my way in if I have to!".

Yoko looked at Miles with worry. "You know those girls won't show you any mercy if you ACTUALITY join you know?" She said "They'll think of many ways to get rid of you, Or worse beat you to a pulp! Not only that, But this would spark a huge controversy around this. Letting the first male who isn't a keijo engineer participate in an all woman's sport. It's unheard of".

"If we know our fullmetal, Is that he's always up to an extreme challenge" Ryu said with a smile "So you go on and fight your way to that dream of yours. We'll be rooting for you, Remember. Fame means absolutely nothing, But a dream is a major accomplishment to hold with pride. We're here for you Miles all the way".

Miles looked at his guild as he saw there smiling faces aimed at him, He smiled with them as he tighten his broken right hand.

"Thanks, You guys are truly the best" he said.

-midnight-

Miles and the runners all parted for the night after they finished with their parkour. Miles flipped, Backfliped, high jumped, Long jumped all over the buildings and small areas as he made his way home. He was already prepared to hear his mother scold him on his "accident" to his automail arm.

Miles stopped when he made it to the ground with a hard thud. That's when he felt his legs buckle a bit as he held the ground for support. He glanced at his durability bar and saw that his automail legs were down to 5 and 12%. Miles forced himself up as his legs were having a hard time holding him up because of his reckless and dangerous parkouring. He made sure to push his automail to it's maximum limits, And the result was his legs joints beginning to break under extreme pressure because of it every time he pushed his limits.

Miles forced his legs to move as he made his way to his house, He wasn't far at all, it was just ten houses down and on his right. As he forcefully walked, He heard a window open.

"Hey! Ya late!" It was Nozomi. Miles smiled at her as he walked past her house.

"Bite me!".

"Ya pushed yourself to your limit again, I see".

"Heh, Are you really that surprised?".

"No" Nozomi said "Hey! After ya mom finishes yelling at ya for actin stupid again like you always do, I wanna talk with ya about somethin". Miles stopped for a bit as he looked at her. He thought about it and nodded at his friend. "Sure" he said "I've got time to kill. Besides I'll be in my room anyway doing-gah!".

Miles fell backwards onto his butt as he looked at his automail legs. His legs finally gave out on him as he glanced at his durability bar and only saw it say left leg 0%. His right leg was broken in half because of giving out because of the weight of his upper body. Miles placed his left hand on his face.

"I'm...so fucked..." he said. Nozomi giggled at him as she got out of her house and helped him up. "Come on ya walkin danger hazard, Let's get ya home" she said as they made his way to his house.

-Miles house-

They made it to Miles house as he pulled out his keys and opened his door as they went inside. As they went in, A woman called out to the other room.

"Miles, Is that you?" Grace said.

"Hey mom, I'm home. Nozomi had to help me get to the house...again...". Miles said as he knew that last part would make Grace come out to meet him in a heartbeat. That's when the sound of footsteps came in quick succession.

"Miles I swear to god, I had better not-", Grace stopped in front of Nozomi and him was she adjusted her glasses and instantly crossed her arms and tapped her foot rapidly.

"Goddammit! Miles Panzer! I can't be-no wait yes I can. Because this goes on a daily basis with you!" Grace said as she scold her adopted son. Grace had been in Miles care ever since he was abandoned by his birth parents. Grace loved him very much, And treated him like a normal child. Despite his lack of limbs. She told him about his birth parents, But didn't give him their names as she didn't know them herself, And the doctor wouldn't give them to her. This caused Miles to absolutely hate his birth parents to the core, And he vowed that he never wanted to see them again.

"Heh heh, Sorry mom..." Miles said sheepishly. Grace just kept her glare at him.

"Don't sorry me Miles!" She said "This makes number 62 for the number of times you've gone and broken your automail! That's right! I've counted and wrote it down, In order! Christ! You have no idea how lucky you are that my job at the hospital has given us free of charge for your automail limbs. Each part costs about ¥200 to about ¥70, And those limbs are around ¥400! So let me see, If I add that all up...no wait, Should I divide that instead? Or maybe-".

"Uhh mom...?" Miles said "The other leg is about to-". That's when the other automail leg broke as Nozomi and Miles fell to the floor. Grace just had a sweat drop on her forehead and sighed in defeat.

"Ugh...let's go and fit on your new ones on..." she said as she adjusted her glasses and had a small smile on her face, She knew that deep down she could never be truly mad at him. And at this point, Telling him about the limits of his automail was at this point falling on deaf ears.

Grace and Nozomi carried Miles to the living room as Grace went to go and get the spare automail parts. As she left, Miles and Nozomi talked.

"So, I got somethin to tell ya!" She said as she smiled brightly at him. Miles smiled as well. "Really now? Because I've got something to tell you and mom, Something that I've had on my mind and been talking with the runners guild with for a bit" he said.

Nozomi was now excited to find out what he wanted to tell her, "Oh! Ya do! Tell me! Tell me!" She begged as she shook him a bit. Miles used his left arm to stop her.

"Hang on Nozomi! I want to tell both you and mom about this" he said.

"Tell me what?".

The two teens looked over to see Grace with Miles automail limbs, She sat in front of him as Nozomi moved over to his side as she leaned on his shoulder. Miles cleared his throats as he spoke.

"Well, Let's head what Nozomi wants to say" Miles said as he looked over at his childhood friend. Nozomi smirked as she spoke:

"Well, Ya know that we're both gonna graduate from highschool real soon this spring right?".

Miles nodded at her "Yeah, That's true" he said "But what does our graduation have to do with this conversation?". Nozomi poked his forehead as she leaned to his face. "I've...there's something that I've always wanted to do" she said "Ever since I got into loving keijo as a little girl. And how I've gotten you into loving it too. I've decided, That after we graduate highschool this year. I'm going to become a keijo player!".

Grace smiled at her as she put on Miles new automail right arm. "That's wonderful Nozomi! I'm so happy that you're going to follow what you love. Don't you think so, Miles?".

Miles black and green hair shadowed his eyes, He was silent on his end. Nozomi and Grace looked at him in confusion. "Miles?" Nozomi said "Somthin wrong?". Miles then started to smirk at her.

"So..." he said "I guess we're going to follow the same thing huh? Because I was gonna tell you both that I was going into keijo as well". Nozomi and Grace were quiet for a bit until Nozomi formed a huge smile on her face as she hugged him.

"Ya are!? Oh this is so awesome!". Grace just smiled at her son as she rubbed his head.

"Aww Miles, I think that you being a keijo engineer would be a fitting yet new challenge for you" she said. Miles laughed at her. "Hah hah hah! A keijo engineer!? I'm not being that!" He said getting Grace to look at him.

"E-eh? You're not!?" She said as Nozomi spoke up "Miles! If you ain't gonna be a keijo engineer, Then what else can you do? That's the only position for boys who are interested in keijo! Besides, It's not like ya gonna tell me with a straight face that you-".

"I'm going to become a keijo player!" Miles stated.

A/n: warring: this story will be silly, Over the top, Lewd, Lemons with some girls (I'm debating by a list of who he'll fuck), And above all THIS STORY IS NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY! This was made for amusement and pure fun. If you hate it, Fine. It's your choice and I don't care if find a male keijo player wrong or that's the most stupidest idea I've ever heard of. This was made in my head and I've written it down on paper for me to memorize. I'm going by this plot in my head and that's final. So if you're going to ask me to change things in this story to for your benefits, Forget it! It's not happening. Not in this story!

-aheam- now that I got that out of the way, Let's go and get broken!

Hope you enjoy!