Chapter 2

Both agents kept yelling at each other, the volume increasing at each insult, but they quickly got cut by the noise of a brick falling. Only when they looked around they noticed they were surrounded by a dozen of men with Monokuma masks.

Immediately, the two agents went back to back, Juzo preparing his fists while Naegi loaded his gun.

" Whoever puts the most Remnants down wins" grinned the Boxer.

"Bring it on."

"But it doesn't count if you don't kill."

"I don't kill." said Naegi.

"Say that to Enoshima." Juzo spat.

Naegi slowly turned his head, eyes as wide open as his mouth, a disgusted and irritated expression on his face.

"It seems that my luck is rubbing off on you. Because if I was more like Togami-kun, I would have shot your leg." he threatened, making Juzo widen his eyes in surprise.

So the kid could curse and threaten. He still hated his guts but Naegi was slightly rising in his esteem. Before any of them could insult each other more, the head of the 6th branch jumped in front of Naegi and punched K.O. the Remnant that was about to stab him sneakily.

The ahoge man was about to thank him but refrained himself to do so when he saw the smug expression on his partner's face.

"One point for me." he said.

"Not for long…"

After an hour of fighting and an hour of walking, they finally reached the shelter where supporters requested help. But what a surprise for them to see their saviors yelling at each other.

"How on Earth did we get a tie?!" exclaimed Naegi.

"Tie my ASS! Those five kills of yours shouldn't count!"

"How's that?"

"You tripped on a grenade then sent it back to its owner, who was coincidentally with four of his allies, and blew them up! It was just luck." growled the green haired man.

"Uh? Excuse me?! ULTIMATE LUCK HERE, ASSH-"

"Excuse me? Are you Makoto Naegi?" asked a male voice in front of them.

Both agents froze and turned to the man. Naegi quickly agreed and introduced himself, purposely forgetting to introduce Juzo, and explained his presence. The man looked overjoyed at the news as he yelled to the other members of his group to welcome the agents of Future Foundation like V.I.P.

Naegi did his hopeful speech as planned, sliding some spite towards the Boxer between the lines, saying that they could have arrived earlier if someone wasn't so uncooperative. Then during the dinner, both agents agreed that a Remnant might have escaped so they decided to stay the night here. Of course they first warned their superiors about their decision.

Well, it wouldn't be that bad, right? They just had to stay away from each other, have a different bedroom each, wait for the next day and hop! They're back home.

If only life was that easy… Of course there was only one room free for them, and they had to share it! At least it was easy to settle who would sleep on the bed.

"Me!" they said in sync before glaring at each other.

After more arguments and yellings, and a game of stack or face, Juzo settled on the bed while Makoto contemplated the couch with a sigh.

When it was time to sleep Naegi looked down and called out the Boxer.

"Hey. I was a prick earlier. I apologize. It isn't like me to be like that so… I'm sorry." the Ultimate Hope muttered as he bowed in front of Sakakura but he just.

"Fuck you."

The ahoge man slowly lifted his head, an expression full of spite and irritation was spread over his face.

"Asshole." He responded.

Juzo stood up and another exchange of insults boomed in the building. No one would be able to sleep that night.

After what seemed an eternity, Naegi grabbed his phone.

"You know what? I'm telling Munakata-san on you!"

He started to dial the number.

"Don't you fucking dare!" Roared the boxer as he lept on Naegi but crashed on the ground as the brunette took a step to the side.

"Yes. Munakata-san?"

"He dared."

"Yes… I'm sorry to call at this time but… yes, it's about Sakakura-san. He's not being cooperative at all."

"YOU SON OF A BIT-" he got cut off by a phone thrusted to his face.

"He wants to speak to you." Naegi grinned devilishly.

With a shaky hand, the boxer grabbed the phone and mouthed a you're dead to the smaller man. He brought the phone to his ear.

"Yes, Munakata… I know I promised but… I'm sorry. Yeah… I'll see you tomorrow, bye." He hung up, his face flushed red in embarrassment, and looked at the Ultimate Hope who was grinning at him.

Ooh he so wanted to throw his phone at his face. But he promised again that he wouldn't hurt him. So he just put the phone down and glared threateningly at the younger agent whose smiled disappeared.

"Oh so you want to play like that heh? You're going to regret it." Juzo growled as he walked toward Naegi who immediately grabbed a pillow from the couch, "what the fuck?"

"Well I thought you were going to punch me so I'm arming myself since I don't want to fight with my bare hands."

"What are you, five? When I said you'll suffer is because of THIS!" He took out his phone from his pocket, "I'm gonna tell your girlfriend on you, bitch!"

Naegi's face turned into one of disappointment as he rose an eyebrow and said, "Excuse me, who's five again?" He asked in a mocking tone but when he saw Juzo dialing Kirigiri's number he blanched, "WAIT DON'T-"

"Yeah, Detective!" Naegi let out a high-pitched squeak, "Yeah, it's about Naegi Makoto. He's being an ass to me!... Uh-uh… ok. She wants to speak to you." Smirked the boxer handing the phone to the brunette.

Naegi's hand shook as he grabbed the phone and mouthed a fuck you. The Boxer just chuckled as he walked out of the room.

"Yes, Kirigiri-san… I know! I apologized like you asked… I know but-" he moved his mouth away from the phone, turning his head toward where Juzo could hear perfectly, "-HE WAS BEING A BITCH!"

"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!"

"EXACTLY WHAT YOU HEARD, BITCH!"

"NAEGI!" Kirigiri shouted through the phone.

"S-sorry, Kirigiri-san. I-"

"Haha, that's right, cry to mommy, you wuss!" Laughed the other man at the other room.

"... I gotta go, see you tomorrow."

"Naegi-kun… don't-" he hung up, not considering the consequences of cutting her off before running to the other room and starting a new fight of insults.

The next day, the supporters were more than glad to see the two agents leave as their ride arrived. And the atmosphere during ride back home was more tense than a clothesline.

The Boxer and Luckster just did their best to ignore one another, but the pilot, some old man named Steve Woods tried to calm the tension as he asked how the mission went.

Big mistake. He regretted it from the bottom of his heart.

Kirigiri and Munakata were waiting in the entrance hall for their companions to come back, both ready to scold the boxer and symbol of Hope.

"YOU LITTLE SHIT!" A voice rang behind the double door.

"WELL THEN YOU'RE A BIG SHIT!" Shouted another voice.

Both superiors agents widened their eyes when hearing the second voice: the language reminded them of Sakakura but the voice was not his. Then the door opened, Woods ran away and shouted that he'd never be the pilot for these two. And followed a completely foreign sight in front of the Detective and Vice-leader.

Sakakura and Naegi entered the building, foreheads pressed against each other in a threatening and violent way, their eyes were full of frustration and hate as they yelled at each other, almost spitting at each other's faces.

"YOU'RE LUCKY THAT I CAN'T HIT YOU RIGHT HERE!" Yelled the Boxer.

"IF I WAS A BIT STRONGER I'D SAY: BRING IT ON BITCH!" The Symbol of Hope replied.

"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?"

"BITCH!"

"OH YOU'RE DEAD!"

"Sakakura!"

"Naegi-kun!"

Both opponents looked at Munakata and Kirigiri and separated foreheads, that were red from the previous pressure. Anyone would expect them to calm down but they just pointed at each other and yelled.

"HE STARTED IT!"

Kirigiri put a gloved hand on her forehead as she walked to them, grabbed Naegi by the wrist and pulled him away from the boxer.

The other agents were looking at the scene either amused or concerned.

"That's right, go back to your mistress, puppy!" Sakakura mocked.

Kirigiri, Naegi and Munakata glared at him but only the ahoge man talked.

"At least I'm a cute puppy and not some STUPID GUARD DOG!"

"DID YOU FUCKING SAY I'M A DOG?!"

"YOU CALLED ME A DOG FIRST, ASSHAT!"

And another round of insult followed, Munakata had to push Sakakura away before he jumped at Naegi's throat. Kirigiri just pulled her partner away harder. Calming the two was actually a bit harder than expected, even for Naegi.

They would never again go on a mission together alone.

Bonus

Two days later a new video was updated online and spread all around the Future Foundation's Headquarters.

Naegi woke up and was confused at seeing his coworkers chuckling when they saw him.

"F-F-UCK YOU, B-BIIITCH!"

He suddenly heard his voice shout. He paled and ran to the group where he heard that. And then he saw it:

Someone filmed him and made a remix 'song' of his yelling.

Naegi hid inside his room from embarrassment for a whole week after that. And even if he wished against it, he actually got more popular.

Bonus 2, written by my sister because she apparently craves the Munasaka

"Sakakura, calm down," Munakata ordered. "You're better than this."

Sakakura sighed, cradling his forehead in both of his hands. He leaned against the desk, trying to control his anger.

"I'm sorry. I am, I'm- I just, I can't stand that brat. You shouldn't have sent me on a mission with him. I just can't stand him," the boxer rambled, getting frustrated again. He looked up, let his hands fall on his lap.

Munakata sighed too, patting his friend on the shoulder. He smiled slightly.

"I sent you on a mission with him because I trust you to be your best under any condition… But I should've considered your limits. This won't happen again. I'm sorry. And… Thank you- for doing your best."

He squeezed Sakakura's shoulder with a half-hearted chuckle and left the room, not seeing his friend's face turn a bright red at the gesture.