Cyborg was standing in the elevator, waiting for it to take him to the top floor so he could hop into the shower. The last few hours Cyborg had been downstairs, working on the T-Car. He'd gotten dirty soap water and a bit of grease and oil on his hands, face and arms, and needed a shower. The doors dinged, and he stepped out and started heading to his room to grab his towel.

His room was just down the hall from Raven's, and he passed her door like he normally did whenever he went to his room. It was such a common occurrence for him, and he was lost in thought thinking about how perfect his car was and how he almost didn't want to drive it for fear of ruining it.

Cyborg pressed the pin code to get into his room, walking over to the hook and grabbing the towel off it, careful to keep the grease from staining it. He held it one hand as he walked out, entering the code to lock the door behind him. Before Beastboy had uploaded a virus into him, he'd never had a need to lock his door. Now…

Well, it didn't matter. Beastboy had learned his lesson, but Cyborg was still being cautious. He walked down the hall, his heavy footsteps echoing off the empty hallway. The thud thud thud was the only sound in the hallway, until he passed by Raven's door.

"Robin, harder!"

Cyborg stopped walking, an eyebrow raised in confusion. 'Is she talking to someone in there?' He took a couple of steps back, putting his ear against the door.

"I'm -hnngh- giving it all I've got, Raven!"

'She is! Robin's in there with her!' Cyborg's eyes widened in shock. 'What are they doing?'

"Do you want some lube so it's easier?" He heard Raven ask. She sounded like she was out of breath.

"No, just… trade me places." Robin's voice rang out. They took a couple of deep breaths, and a few seconds later Cyborg heard grunting and gasping again.

"It's -hah- so hard!" Raven cried out.

Cyborg stepped away from the door, utterly horrified at what he was hearing. Were Robin and Raven doing what he thought? What should he do? The circuitry in his brain was telling him that those two were underage, and should be stopped before they ruin their lives. If those two were… doing the do, then he had a responsibility to make sure they were doing it safely.

Holding up the towel to cover his eyes from the lewd thing he was about to walk in on, Cyborg raised his foot and kicked the door in. It fell to the floor with a heavy thud, and Cyborg walked in. "Stop! Look, I know it's not my place to tell you two your business-"

"Cyborg, thank goodness!" Robin interrupted him. "Can you help us out?"

"No! I'm not going to help you two perverts with anything! Get out of Raven's room, Robin!" Cyborg was mortified at what Robin had just asked him to do, and was glad he could control his heart rate. "Aw man, how could you do this? Couldn't you have waited until we left the tower before you-"

"Cyborg, what are you talking about?" Raven's voice cut him off.

"I'm talking about you two-" He lowered the towel, making the decision to erase his memories when this situation was settled. "Uh…" He trailed off, unsure as to what he was looking at. Maybe his circuits had overloaded.

Robin was holding a jar of pickles by the body of the jar, and Raven had her hands on the lid.

"I couldn't get this pickle jar open." Robin said. "I came here to get Raven's help, but she can't get it off either. Can you help us?" He asked, walking over to him and holding the jar out with a gloved hand.

"You were… trying to get a pickle jar… open…" Cyborg muttered. He started laughing, putting a hand over his eyes as he walked out of Raven's room.

Robin tilted his head in confusion, watching as Cyborg laughed his way out of Raven's room and down the hallway. "Well that was weird." Robin said. He turned to Raven, who shrugged her shoulders.

"Maybe Starfire can help us." Raven said. "If she can rip the metal floor out of place, she can surely get the lid off of that."

Robin nodded, and the two went off in search of their alien friend.

~Behind Closed Doors~

A/N

So this came out of nowhere. It's not really robrae explicitly, but I wanted to write it anyways. Starfire ripping the floor up is a reference to "Haunted", when they're trying to get to Robin.