I've been an avid consumer of RK fanfic since 2004 but have written very few fics for the series myself. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

This is a collection of the short ones I've managed to write, posted first on my tumblr, mainly for RKweeks over the last couple years.

Contagious [SanoMeg, AU, humor] [written just because, 7/12/13]

"You did WHAT?!" Megumi screamed. Sano cringed.

"Look," he started, "it wasn't really my idea. Katsu was the one who –"

"So instead of being the idiot mastermind, you're the idiot sidekick," she snarled, "You are NOT helping yourself!"

He flinched, realizing the truth in her words, but it was too late now, he might as well keep going.

"It didn't start off that bad! Really!" he said at her incredulous look. "We just wanted to see if mattresses make better sleds than plastic ones. You have to admit, the idea is sound. Softer, bigger, but a bit harder to carry around," he admitted. Her deadpan look said he was just digging deeper with every word but he trudged ahead. "So logic dictates that the bigger the mattress, the better the ride."

"Oh good, I'm so glad logic entered into this equation somewhere," she drawled.

"Um, yeah," he muttered, "so we compared bed sizes, 'cause why buy a brand new mattress when we, er, somebody, has a perfectly good one at home…" Her silence made him clear his throat and continue. "So we discovered I, we, have the biggest one, a king, so we got it downstairs, put it in the truck and drove to the hill and…" He trailed off.

"And now," Megumi calmly picked up, "it is at the bottom of a river. Tonight, I am sleeping on the couch. You are outside, just in case your stupidity is contagious."