Once upon a time, there was a random person who was bored one day. That random person decided to make cringe worthy stories for fun. He promised himself that he would only work on one story at a time, and once he finished his one story he would make another.

But that failed miserably, so here's another story for you all to hate on!

I am seriously awful at focusing on my current stories before starting new ones, but here you go anyway. Feel free to tell me that I suck and I should punch myself repeatedly in the face for adding another story to worry about.

I always said I suck at this stuff. It's a miracle that people even like the crud I make.

Anyway, here's a crossover between Fairy Tail and Dragon Ball Z/Super along with other crossover elements. Just to be clear, I'm going by the DBS manga, not the anime.

This takes place after the GMG for Fairy Tail and after the Universe 6 Arc in Dragon Ball Super. There are things different from canon… though that's obvious from the start.

Enjoy, or not, I don't care you all have your opinions.

Everything belongs to their respective owners.

Chapter One: WHY DO I HAVE A TAIL?!

The morning was just like any other morning in the world… unless you live in some horrible place where everything if different, than that's something else. Luckily, this morning wasn't like that for our favorite fire dragon slayer.

Natsu Dragneel, mage of Fairy Tail was just waking up from his slumber. He had just awoken from his pleasant dream of beating up an army of Grays and Gajeels. He rubbed his eyes to get rid of the sleepiness that was still present. The pink haired male then yawned as he stretched his arms in the air like he just didn't care. Mainly because he didn't care. He can do what he wants… at least when Erza wasn't around.

"Ah, what a nice dream," Natsu told himself as he got out of the bed and once again stretched his arms out. "Hey Happy, are you still here?" He called out to his little buddy.

"I'm here!" A voice responded to the pink haired male as a flying blue cat with wings entered the bedroom of the dragon slayer. "Hurry up Natsu! We got to get to the guild!" Happy told Natsu, as the blue exceed wanted to try (and fail) to impress Carla once again with fish.

You think after all these failed attempts that he would try a different approach, but apparently not.

"Yeah! Let me just get ready and we'll get going!" Natsu replied to the exceed with a giant smile and at thumbs up.

Happy was about to reply with his usual "Aye sir!", but then the flying blue cat then noticed something… odd with his pink haired friend.

"Uh… Natsu?" Happy began to speak, getting Natsu's attention.

"Yeah Happy?" The fire dragon slayer responded to the blue exceed.

"…What's that?" Happy questioned as he pointed at something that Natsu assumed was behind him. Confused, Natsu turned around.

"What's wha-?" Natsu began to ask back, but then ceased to speak when he saw what Happy was referring too.

There was a tail. A brown furry tail. Coming out of Natsu's lower back. Like the lower-lower back.

Needless to say, Natsu simply stared at the tail, which was moving around without a care, with giant comical eyes. Same goes with Happy as he was also eating a fish. Where he got that from who knows.

In the Town of Magnolia, people could hear loud screaming coming from the forest where Natsu and Happy lived in as there house was located there.

Back with Natsu and Happy, the pink haired wizard of Fairy Tail was currently running around in a circle freaking out like an idiot.

"Natsu calm down!" Happy tried to calm down his somewhat adopted father, but to no valid.

"I HAVE A (BEEP)ING TAIL HAPPY! WHY DO I HAVE A TAIL?!" Natsu continued to shout like a maniac as he continued to run in a circle yelling at the top of his lungs.

"I don't know!" Happy also was starting to freak out, before an idea came to the blue exceed. "Maybe the guild might know!" Happy told the pink haired dragon slayer.

"YEAH! GOOD THINKING HAPPY!" Natsu yelled at the blue exceed.

"Why are you still shouting?"

"I don't know." Natsu admitted, as he calmed down somewhat. This simply causes the flying cat to sweat drop from Natsu change from shouting to the top of his lungs to a normal voice.

'Hopefully the guild can help figure out why I have a tail now. If it's that ice stripper's fault I'm going to punch him in the face!' Natsu thought to himself, but then he realized something, 'Wait… I already do that. I know! I'll just hit him in the face even harder! I'm a genius!' Natsu finished thinking to himself with a big grin at his plan. However, the pink haired male then realized something else.

"Wait Happy, won't we get attention if we head to the guild?" Natsu asked the blue exceed, knowing that people in Magnolia would noticed the brown tail he now has.

"Maybe try to hide your tail?" Happy suggested, "Try to wrap it around your waist. Everyone will think it's just a belt if you do that." The exceed told the fire dragon slayer.

Natsu looked at his tail, and tried to concentrate on making it move. Just as he focused, the tail went around his waste like he wanted too.

"Sweet! Thanks Happy!" Natsu praised the flying blue cat.

"No problem. Now let's go!" Happy told the pink haired male as the blue exceed flew out of the door.

Natsu simply grinned as he too went out the door. Surely until they get to the guild, no one will notice a thing.

'A FEW MINUTE LATER'

Everyone noticed.

However, the pink haired dragon slayer didn't notice that the people of Magnolia noticed that the fire dragon slayer of Fairy Tail had a tail. Since Natsu was simply smiling like an idiot and not really focusing on anything at the moment, his tail unwrapped itself from his waist and was now currently moving around freely behind him. Happy also didn't notice that Natsu unintentionally unwrapped his tail from his waist either. The reason was because the blue exceed was too busy talking about how the fish he had would make Carla like him even more.

"I hope the guild can find out why I have a tail now." Natsu told the blue exceed, who stopped talking about fish and Carla to respond to the pink haired dragon slayer.

"Don't worry Natsu, I'm sure the others can find out why you grew a tail." Happy assured his friend, still not noticing the pink haired male's tail no longer wrapped around his waist.

"Thanks Happy." Natsu replied to the blue exceed with a smile.

"No problem Natsu." Happy replied to the pink haired male.

The two eventually arrived at the front of the Fairy Tail guild. Happy was about to enter until he noticed Natsu's hesitation.

"What wrong Natsu?" Happy asked him, confused as to why Natsu wasn't immediately entering the guild like always.

"I don't know how to show them all this." Natsu explained, as he didn't know how he would break it to the others that he has a tail now. "Do I just walk in like usual, or…?"

"Do what you think would be better for the situation Natsu. I'm sure the others would notice no matter what way you enter the guild." Happy told the pink haired male.

Natsu simply smiled at the flying blue cat, and with those words in mind he did the only thing he could think of.

Run inside the guild and scream like an idiot.

Currently inside the guild, we see that it was acting like usual. Some people were drinking, some were talking, and some were beating each other like there was no tomorrow. So you're average day in the guild. This was when Natsu make himself known by kicking the doors open and charging in the guild.

"GRAMPS!" Natsu shouted, hoping to get the guild master's attention. However, since he was running at a fast speed, he tripped over something which caused him to face plant into the floor as he slid to the bar.

Needless to say, this got everyone's attention. Some of them where even laughing at him due to him tripping.

"Ow…" Natsu spoke as he sat up, rubbing his now sore face. "That hurt."

"Are you okay Natsu?" Hearing a voice, Natsu looked up to see Mira looking at him with a concern look. His team, who was also at the bar, was also concern. Well Erza, Lucy, and Wendy were. Gray was simply laughing at him since the pink haired dragon slayer tripped.

"Yeah, I'm fine Mira. Where's gramps? I need to see him." Natsu told the white haired barmaid.

"He's in his office Natsu. Why do you need to see-?" Mira began to ask, until she, and everyone else in the guild, noticed the brown tail that Natsu had.

However, since Natsu was unaware that the tail unwrapped from his waist a while ago, he didn't know why everyone was suddenly quiet.

"What?" He asked them in confusion.

"Natsu… why do you have a tail?" Lucy asked him from the bar. This of course get's his attention as he turned around only to see his new tail freely moving around like nobody's business.

"WHEN DID THAT UNWRAP?" Natsu shouted in surprised.

Everyone simply saw him shouting in confusion.

Alright, there's that. If you liked it, great. If you hate it, can't say I blame you.

See you all next time, whenever that will be.