Well That Happened

From the creator of Punch the Limit, a story to bring you laughs, tears, and out right insanity. A collaboration from some of the greatest minds under the protection of the Great Owl of Discord. An Honorable mention to:

AngryOwl

Brent

Dadlop

LazyDreamer Shark

jesxangel

RoCu

Knightly Monkey King

Shadow.

Jburk40

They have been there through each step of this chaotic madness. And now...the feature presentation.

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I didn't realize that saving the world had consequences. The moon was much more than it appeared to be and when it fell, I knew I had to stop it. I thought I had more time: turns out, Toneri was the smartest bad guy I had ever come across. Why fight the enemy when you can get rid of them from the very beginning? Now, the question is, why is the moon in pieces here?

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Naruto stood in front of his old, silver-haired sensei, idly tugging on the bandages wrapped around his arm. It had been a year since that final battle with Sasuke, the battle which left them both wounded and missing a limb. He didn't know how such an enormous attack only took off a part of their bodies and not incinerate it whole.

No, seriously. If it had that much power, why not just obliterate them both? The collision of their techniques left a giant god-forsaken crater a mile wide. How in the world did they walk away from that alive, albeit missing an arm?

The blond sighed and ran his hand through his hair, feeling the spiky hair between his fingers. Man it was getting long. The bangs were growing to the point he was getting closer and closer to his dad's old hairstyle.

And he really didn't want to end up flaky. Sorry dad! That was what you were! And if mom said you were, then you had to be! Naruto wanted to get a haircut, he really did; however, he didn't know which style he wanted. He didn't want to look too much like his dad; yet at the same time, he was used to his spiky hair.

Naruto sighed. Taking his mind off his looks, he turned back toward Kakashi who was standing over a multitude of papers, eyeing them with disdain. The man was rubbing his tired eyes while rifling through everything tiredly. Beside the Rokudaime stood Shikamaru, also standing over the papers with a perplexed look plastered on his face. The two of them were lost in their work and seemed to have forgotten he was there.

He sweatdropped. Why did he want to be Hokage again?

Shaking those thoughts away, he cleared his throat, drawing his sensei's attention and earning a raised hand from him.

"Sorry about that Naruto," the Hokage said with a sigh. "We have been going over some documents and I'm trying to find the best way to say this," he paused for a bit, adding the familiar dramatic flair that was used whenever he was about to announce something important. "So!" Kakashi clapped his hands and gave the boy one of his patented eye smiles. "We believe the moon is falling!"

There was a pause as Naruto processed that.

"...What?"

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Slash! Fwip!

Slash! Fwip!

"Damn...stupid...jungle!" Naruto roared while slicing through vines and branches, sweat glistening off his skin and clothes.

After Kakashi had decided to drop the bomb that the moon was falling, he had stated there was a disturbance of chakra in an area called Rouran and told Naruto to head out immediately. Naruto swore he had heard that name before but shrugged it off. The area was located on one of the outskirts of Konoha's more forested areas, towards an uninhabited area near Suna. Basically, it was a deserted desert kingdom. After a few more moments of trekking through the jungle, he had finally reached an unforested area and stepped out onto the sand.

He took a few moments to regain his breathing before pulling out a map and looking at a scroll that Kakashi wrote for him. The scroll stated that there were some suspicious activities going on in Rouran and they could possibly be related to the moon's on-going descent. It was something that he reluctantly handed out due to the upcoming Rinne Festival where everyone would meet up. After convincing the Hokage he would be back before the festival, he headed toward this god forsaken desert that turned cold as hell once the sun was down. Well, if hell froze over anyways.

Shivering slightly, Naruto adjusted the green-and-white striped scarf around his neck to cover his face. He took a moment to gaze at the scarf lovingly, rubbing the texture between his fingers and admiring the feeling it gave him. Before he had left the village, Kakashi presented him with a last minute gift. According to the Hokage, the scarf belonged to his late mother who had planned on giving it to him but never could, for obvious reasons.

He stared off into the sky, imagining an image of his mother looking down on him with proud expression on her face before disappearing. Naruto smiled back warmly before continuing onwards. He would need to set-up camp soon as wandering around in the dark would be counterproductive. As he reached a clearing in the sand, he felt a wave of chakra pass by. It wasn't large, but it felt off. Familiar even, almost like the energy from his Six Paths Mode. And if this energy had any link to that energy then he could hold nothing back. Donning his Rikudou Mode, he allowed his form to be bathed in the comforting energy of his sage chakra, being pleasantly surprised to see his scarf also taking on the fiery qualities of his new form.

A quick scan of where the energy output came from and Naruto shot off through the air, all thoughts of setting up camp abandoned. He flew forward and located the focal point before landing. The area was bare and, at a glance, had nothing that really stood out to him. Extending his senses, he quickly noticed that that wasn't the case. While in this form, he could sense almost everything around him and now he could feel that the area was saturated with sage type chakra. Naruto took in his surroundings again, doing a more thorough search. It was a large open area with rock pillars that encompassed the clearing. His form was the only light source and gave the temple an eerie feeling.

"Why the heck did I even come here?" Naruto asked aloud. As strange as the output of sage chakra was, there wasn't really anything around. Nothing unusual as far as he was concerned. As he stepped closer to the center of the temple, a chill crept down his spine. He quickly turned only to see a young man, perhaps in his mid-twenties, with shaggy white hair and pale skin coming out of the darkest corner. He wore formal-looking robes, had closed eyes, and gave off an aura eerily similar to Orochimaru's. What Naruto was more concerned over was the massive amount of green chakra that was coming off of the man.

"I'm surprised you were able to locate me," the unknown man started as he slowly closed the distance, just footsteps echoing within the temple. "I've heard many things about you, Uzumaki Naruto: the Hero of Humanity, they called you." It was here that the man's chakra seemed to explode off his body. "I hate humanity." Naruto looked down in shock as the floor below him started to glow and he became stuck in place.

"What?! What's happening?! Who are you?!" Naruto roared as he tried to move. His eyes widened in shock as the glowing grew brighter and he felt his body become lighter and lighter.

"I am Toneri." Naruto's vision started to fade as he screamed out to the strange man. He needed to move! He needed to fight! "I am also the end to all you know and love." Stopping near the edge of the circle, Naruto gave one last good look at the man who had captured him. "Good bye," he started, his words coming out in slow motion, "Uzumaki Naruto." And all Naruto knew after that was a twisting feeling and white light.

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Ozpin was a prudish man. He would like to believe that he had a plan for anything and everything, even the unexpected. As Headmaster of Beacon, he had to make sure that everything was in order and to not look at a gift horse in the mouth. Recently, he had met quite the interesting girl. Her skill with her weapon was fairly impressive for a girl her age. So being the planner he was, the tall white-haired man decided to offer the red-hooded girl a place at his school. Seeing as how the initiation was just around the corner, Ozpin decided to scope out an area with his long time friend, Glynda Goodwitch.

Glynda was quite the beautiful young woman. Compared to Ozpin, Glynda could be labeled as a model of sorts. The two of them were instructors at Beacon Academy, tasked to mold the minds of the young Hunters and Huntresses. It was important for them to find the best possible area so they could gauge the abilities of the young would-be heroes.

"Sir, are we nearing the spot?" asked Glynda as she gazed at the forest around them. She wasn't worried for their safety, far from that. Ozpin and her could take out any Grimm that dared come out and attack. The woman just felt that it would be in their best interest to hurry: after all, it would not reflect well on them if they were to be late for the Opening Ceremony.

"Ah, we shall be done shortly Glynda," Ozpin replied. "I do believe that this would be the best spot for us to have our students show us their skills." As he said that, the two reached an area that looked to be the ruins of some sort of temple. Ozpin nodded to himself as he started to visualize where to put the chess pieces he would use as the tools for initiation. Plus, the ruins were close enough to some of the stronger Grimm, which meant he'd be able to more accurately gauge the hopefuls' skills.

"It seems a bit archaic sir." Glynda looked at the broken pieces of rock and mossy patches with a frown. The whole place screamed out the type of theatrics that her friend would enjoy, so she guessed it wasn't that strange. She had grown accustomed to his habits after all. As Ozpin took one last look around a rumble made him lose focus and for her to be on alert.

"A Grimm?"

"No...look!" Ozpin pointed towards the middle of the ruins where a bright light started to appear. The light started to coalesce in the middle before growing larger and brighter. While the light grew, the two people watched it start to form a large dome. Bolts of energy arced out and burnt the ground. Glynda readied her riding crop and Ozpin gripped his cane tighter and narrowed his eyes.

"This may get dangerous."

When the light died down Ozpin nearly dropped his cane in surprise while Glynda gasped in shock.

Shakily standing up, a blonde young man struggled to stand straight. His body looked red from the energy output and his hair looked singed. The most outrageous thing, and the part that made Glynda cover her eyes, was the fact that the boy's clothing looked to be falling off from the numerous burns. The only clothing item the boy had that seemed to have survived whatever he went through was his green and white scarf. Said boy coughed and looked around before spotting the two.

"Uh….hi?"

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Naruto didn't really know what to take of his current situation. That strange man, Toneri, had barely given him any time to gather his wits before the blonde felt like he was being held in place by some strange force. After that, he was immediately sent to the strange place he saw his two new acquaintances at.

Speaking of those two, Naruto was quite embarrassed when he realized that his clothing had practically dissolved off his body. He was thankful his mom's scarf didn't take any damage and he was using it like a wrap around his waist to hide himself.

'Sorry mom!' Naruto thought as the boy gripped at his seat. The three of them were currently sitting in a large flying machine that Naruto quite liked. However, for some reason these jerks kept the side window open so his impromptu loincloth was quite hard to hold down.

Ozpin gave the young man in front of him a long look. This was quite the strange occurrence. When the boy first appeared it took all of his willpower to not start questioning him immediately. However, seeing as how the blonde was close to being naked, Ozpin decided to hold off on his questioning for now.

"So…" Ah, well. If the boy wanted to talk, who was he to stop him? "Not to sound ungrateful or anything, but who are you guys? You think you can point me in the direction of Konoha?" Ozpin gave Naruto a confused look before turning to Glynda.

"Konoha? I don't think I've heard of a village in Remnant with that name. Have you, Glynda?" said woman shook her head while trying to observe Naruto but also not wanting look at the boy's naked form.

'We need to get this child clothes. How scandalous!' the young woman thought. Naruto's thoughts, however, were on a completely different matter.

'What the hell is Remnant?!' Naruto screamed in his mind.

"Hell if I know!" a deep voice replied. "For Kami's sake, I don't even feel any chakra! What kind of trouble did you land us in this time, you stupid brat?!" Naruto cringed at Kurama's roar. His nine tailed fox partner was not happy. But he was right. Naruto could not sense any chakra from his companions. They had power, yes, but not the power he was used to.

"Listen, I don't know where I am or who you guys are, but I need to go home. Like right now. The moon is falling!"

"The moon," Ozpin asked with a raised eyebrow. "You mean that moon?" Naruto turned to where he was pointing and gaped. The moon, the beautiful orb of shining white light that he was used to, was shattered into numerous pieces. Naruto slowly turned back to Ozpin with the most serious face he could muster.

"Where. The fuck. Am I?"

Smack!

"Ow! What the hell?" Naruto asked as he looked at the woman who had slapped his leg with her riding crop.

"Language! I will not have such vulgar language used so willy nilly!" Glynda said with a glare. Naruto rubbed his leg and grumbled. He was eighteen damn it! He could curse all he wanted. Naruto was about to retort till he saw the icy look in the woman's eyes and so he closed his mouth with a click.

"Right… um anyways, listen I need to go home. I don't know where I am and, honestly, I don't even think I'm in my own world anymore. Just to be sure, do you guys know what chakra is?"

"Do you mean Aura?"

"Shit."

"Language!"

"Jeez! Okay so Aura is not what I'm talking about. Have you guys heard of the Hidden Villages?" Naruto received head shakes. "The Fourth Ninja War?" Another round of shakes. "Kaguya Ootsutsuki?!"

"Is she famous?" Ozpin asked. Obviously, the woman was. It was fun to see the young man flustered, though.

"Gah! Okay, calm down. It's okay. You've been to other dimensions before," Naruto said slowly while taking a deep breath. That last statement piqued Ozpin's curiosity, but he let it go and continued listening to the young man. "Well, let's start again. Hi, my name is Uzumaki Naruto. I'm a ninja of Konoha. Nice to meet you…"

"I am Ozpin, Headmaster of Beacon Academy."

"My name is Glynda Goodwitch. I am a professor at Beacon Academy and it would do you well to remember your manners Mr. Uzumaki." Naruto gulped.

"Uh, Naruto please."

"You go by your last name?"

"No, Naruto is my first name. Huh, so that's different here then. So where am I?" Ozpin steepled his fingers and a small grin crossed his face.

"Allow me to educate you."

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"So these Grimm beasts are basically embodiments of hatred and anger and all these negative emotions?"

"That is correct." Naruto hummed as he fixed his new clothes. The good Headmaster was kind enough to give Naruto a long sleeved grey shirt and, to the boy's joy, an orange pair of sweatpants. While Ozpin continued to explain, Glynda had led them to the Headmaster's office.

It was a nice office, if a little bleak. Naruto thought the clock-like trinkets were pretty cool though. Ozpin stood in front of his desk while Naruto walked around the office.

"Here at Beacon, we strive to train the next generations of Hunters and Huntresses to survive the coming days. And to survive on their own, they need to be ready."

"And you want me to join the Academy?" Ozpin nodded while Glynda stayed silent. "Hmm pass. I've gone through an Academy before and it wasn't the best part of my life."

"But we can make you stronger."

"I'm plenty strong."

"We can teach you about the world?"' Naruto opened his mouth ready to refuse before closing it. That was actually a smart idea. However, he still didn't want to be a student.

"Is there a way you can just teach me about the world without me having to enroll, old man?" Ozpin's eye twitched a bit at that last comment.

"Why do you think I'm old?" Naruto pointed at Ozpin's head. "That is not from age."

"Ya sure you aren't in denial?"

"It is natural… moving on! Glynda do you have any ideas?" Glynda, who was silent for the whole conversation and merely observed, turned to her boss. The boy in front of her was an enigma to her at the moment. Here was this young man, a stranger from possibly another world, and she knew it was in their best interest to get him to join Beacon. However, she didn't trust him. Naruto was a variable and she did not like unknowns. They knew nothing of his skills, powers, or motives.

"Glynda?"

"We can give him a test." Ozpin stroked his chin and thought about that idea. It wasn't bad, but he would rather not have Naruto test himself against the students. Perhaps a little spar would be a good way to prove himself. Plus, if he played his cards right he could get the young man to join.

"So Naruto, how about a little wager?" Naruto gave the man a flat look before sighing.

"Do I have to?"

"You could just join Beacon."

"No!"

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Naruto gazed at the blonde woman before him. Glynda was quite the imposing figure, even when he had first met her. Those heels of hers made it so that she stood at the same height as him, and her piercing green eyes made the young man gulp. She reminded the boy of a -much- younger Tsunade, one without that whole de-aging thing she had going on.

"Are you quite sure you don't want to just enroll as a student, Mr. Uzumaki?" Ozpin asked as he sipped his coffee and set the fine porcelain cup back on its saucer with a soft clink. The older man truly wanted to have this young man become a part of Beacon. Ozpin could feel a great power from the boy. Naruto shook his head as he took his eyes off his soon to be opponent and looked at his surroundings. They had moved to the training area that Glynda used to have her students spar. It reminded Naruto greatly of the battle ground that he fought Kiba in for the Chuunin prelims.

"As nice as the offer is, I am not going through school again. Plus, being a student won't help in my journey of going back home," Naruto replied. "Besides, I'm a lot stronger than the kids here." Glynda scoffed and he turned back to her. The woman bounced her riding crop on her free hand with a scowl.

"Are you so arrogant as to think that you would be able to beat all of the students in this school?"

"I don't think so, my dear witch. I know so." Glynda growled at the boy. Why did he infuriate her so? Ozpin sighed and rubbed the bridge of his nose.

"Well, let us move on then. Here is the proposal. If you, Naruto, can withstand a fight with Ms. Goodwitch till either the timer goes off or I deem the fight done, then we shall allow you to stay at Beacon... as a teacher's aide? That will allow you to have a place to stay and learn about this world without being a student. If you fail, then we shall have you join Beacon as a student."

"Wait a minute," he interjected. "So whatever the outcome is, I'll still have to join Beacon?" he asked incredulously.

"Yes."

Naruto twitched. "Fine." He nodded his head and cracked his knuckles. "But here's the thing, if I win then, you're not the boss of me, got it? I get to leave whenever I want, and you feed and clothe me. We got a deal old man?" Glynda twirled her weapon before pointing it at the younger blond with a frown. Ozpin merely shook his head.

"For the last time I am not old. My hair is naturally white." Ozpin sighed and waved his arm. "You may begin."

The two teachers looked on in shock as Naruto's form exploded in yellow, fire-like energy. His once normal body was cloaked in a strange power that made his once tan skin glow like bronze and his blond hair shined and billowed as if they were gold flames. The three whisker-like markings became thicker and more bar-like while his clothing turned into a cloak made out of the same energy along with a black body suit. There were strange, rune-like markings that accented the clothing. The biggest change was in the boy's eyes: the once brilliant blue eyes were now gold with a cross-shaped pupil.

"Wh-what in the world?" Glynda stuttered before collecting herself. She had seen many different Semblances before, but this was one of the first to have such a strange change on the user's body. She was even more wary when nine orbs of the blackest energy appeared behind the young man.

"Huh," Naruto wondered out loud while looking at his body. "I did not mean to do this," he said as he took in the telltale sign of his Rikudo mode. 'Any ideas what just happened Kurama?' he asked, hoping there was some sort of explanation for this.

Kurama growled. "Whatever the hell you did seemed to have blocked off the rest of your abilities. I'm still trying to fix the mess you made so for now, all I can say is the power Old Man Sage gave you will be all you can use for the time being."

Naruto winced, knowing the fox was pretty pissed at him and trying to get anything else out would result in a shouting match. "It's odd how I'm only able to use this particular power while I'm here," he couldn't help but mused. "My strongest skill, now my only skill." Stuck with utilizing the Truth Seeking Orbs, Naruto had to be careful. It wasn't about how strong they were: it was about how much he could control them. After having Sasuke ride on one of them, he learned that just because it could touch another human didn't mean it would dissolve them. They were completely reliant upon his will. Naruto just had to learn to control them better.

Glynda gripped her riding crop tightly before manipulating the large pillar that was right behind her. She sent the projectile zooming towards Naruto who casually sent out one of his orbs. The sphere grew in size and seemed to swallow the pillar. There wasn't even dust left. Ozpin was quite shocked at that while Glynda shot out a stream of fire. The fire swirled outwards before curving to hit Naruto.

Naruto flicked his wrist and sent another orb to annihilate the fire, but was shocked when the two attacks clashed and his attack merely sent Glynda's veering off course. Glynda was pleased when she saw that her Aura attack wasn't swallowed by the other blonde's attack and sent multiple needles of ice out.

Naruto quickly jumped backwards and then created a large shield for all the ice attacks to bounce off from. A frown marred his face. Whatever elemental attacks the people here used, they weren't chakra based. The frown quickly morphed into a smile. That meant that these people could actually put up a fight. Wonderful.

Naruto landed and quickly morphed two of his nine orbs into his Sage Staves and rushed toward his opponent. Glynda's eyes widened and she immediately sprang backwards while summoning a torrent of ice spears. Naruto batted them aside and started to engage the woman in hand to hand. He could immediately tell she was more of a long ranged fighter. Glynda growled and shot a large bolt of lightning out and Naruto manipulated a few orbs to reroute the attack.

Ozpin quickly ducked as the bolt shot right over his head. "Sorry, dude!" Naruto called out as he continued to attack Glynda. The Headmaster coughed lightly and sipped his coffee. That was close.

Naruto had to jump back as a large spire of stone sprang upwards. Deciding to test out a new technique to try and end this little battle Naruto changed his Staves back into spheres while Glynda summoned a horde of purple arrows made from some unknown energy . He summoned the Truth Seeking Orbs in front of him and they started to spin, with seven orbiting two.

"Truth Bearing Spear!" Naruto roared. The two middle spheres glowed before extending out into a beam while the other orbs spun faster and let off bolts of gold energy. Glynda gaped in shock as she was enveloped by the beam. After a while, he ended the attack and grinned. He had made it so the orbs wouldn't disintegrate humans, just knock them out. As the smoke from the disturbed area settled, Naruto and Ozpin dropped their jaws in shock.

A soft crash was heard as Ozpin dropped his cup and Naruto's Sage Mode dispersed. The reason for their shell-shocked state? Glynda was sitting on the ground, one arm covering her exposed breasts, the appendage pushing her already large bust upwards. Her other arm was held between her legs trying to cover her dwindling modesty as her black panties slowly dissolved into nothingness. In place of the once strict and strong looking woman now sat one of the most erotic sights Naruto had ever seen. Naruto and Ozpin looked at one another and, slowly, both saw a small trickle of blood falling from the other's nose.

...

"Well… that happened."

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And there you guys go. This was a joint project that started out as simple idea. Through hard work, craziness, and just the sheer dumbness of talking a group of minds was able to pull this off. I hope you all enjoy the first chapter of Well That Happened.

NanashiX