Hello internet!

You clicked on here for a reason, the DOOM SLAYER. Well if you've read my story Hells Song you know Slayer. Yes I am so sorry for the lack of updates. I got super lazy.

Originally I was going to do a silly chapter where he goes from one universe to the next until he gets back to hellsing. I scrapped it but through that idea I got this. A Series of one shots of our favorite hell walker going to different series. I have an idea for supernatural, Bleach, Mortal Kombat, Fairy Tail and Berserk(meets his best friend).

Setting: Doom Slayer gets revenge on Hayden, takes the crucible and the resulting power surge teleports him. His wiki says he is the original doom guy and travels through "worlds and time" and is ageless due to terrorizing hell for "eons of time". He can activate power ups once an hour, my personal touch. Also his weapons have other worldly power since they have bathed in demon blood and have been exposed to and shoot argent, literally the energy of hell. Think of it like Guts's Dragonslayer.

This will apply to all chapters.

Lets begin.

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Chapter 1: Supernatural

Dean

Walking into the crappy little pizza joint in Chicago I couldn't help be nervous.

I'm no stranger to danger, hell I've even died. I've ganged plenty of monsters and freaks but come on this is dead. The horsemen of the apocalypse and all that crap. So excuse me for being nervous.

The place was alright, if you didn't mind the bodies at all the tables. And sitting there in the middle was a skinny man munching away.

Quietly as I could I snuck towards him with the scythe at the ready.

Suddenly it started heating up to the point of extreme pain and out of instinct I dropped it. I cringed as it clattered on the floor. I glanced up at the horsemen who still hadn't turned around.

Maybe he didn't…

"Thanks for returning that."

…crap.

Glancing down I saw the weapons was gone and now on the table in front of its master.

"Join me Dean, the pizzas delicious."

Can't really say no to this guy.

Hesitantly I made my way towards the table. Every instinct was telling me to run. Run fast and run far. The only thing I could do was sit down.

"Took you long enough to find me. I've been wanting to talk to you."

"I got to say, I have mixed feelings about that." My mouth suddenly got very dry. "S-so is the part where…kill me."

He finally looked and he looked like some one had thrown skin on top of a skull and threw in some hair and eyes that were almost black. He stared at me almost expressionless.

"You have an inflated sense of your importance. To a thing like me, a thing like you…" He stopped to take a drink. "…Well think about how you'd feel if a bacterium sat at your table and stated to get snarky. This is one little planet, one tiny little solar system in a galaxy that's barely out of its diapers. I'm old, Dean, very old. So I invite you to contemplate how insignificant I find you."

Well that was reassuring for my odds on walking out of here.

He took a slice of pizza and told me to eat. So I did.

Damn why does it have to be so good.

"Well I got to ask. How old are you?"

"As old as god." He said matter-of-factly. "Maybe even older. Neither of us can remember any more. Life, death. Chicken, egg. Regardless, at the end I'll reap him too."

Wait what!? "God? You'll reap god?"

"Oh yes. God will die too Dean." This being emphasized with a clash of thunder.

"Well this is way above my pay grade." I said with a nervous chuckle.

"Just a bit."

"So then why am I still breathing? Sitting here with you, what do you want?"

"Deliverance. This leash around my neck off!" He said leaning forward. "Lucifer has me bound to him. Some unseemly little spell. He has where he wants when he wants. That's why I couldn't go to you., I had to wait for you to catch up. He made ME his weapon. Hurricanes, floods raising the dead. I'm more powerful than you can process and I'm enslaved to a bratty child having a tantrum." He said dripping with annoyance.

"And you think… that I can unwind you?" thoroughly surprised.

"There's your ridiculous bravado again, of course you can't." He said rolling his eyes. "But you can help me take the bullets out of Lucifer's gun. I under stand you want this." Holding up his hand was a white jeweled ring, the conduit of his power.

"uh…yeah."

"I'm inclined to give it to you..

"W-well what about Chicago?"

He just stared at me, like a kid wonder whether or not to crush a bug.

"I suppose it can stay. I like the pizza." He took off the ring and held it out to me. Funny I used to steal stuff from stores that looked like that. "There are conditions."

Of course there is… when isn't there.

" You must do what ever it takes to put Lucifer's back in his cage. At first I thought you should let your brother carry out his little plan. Of course there is no guarantee he could do it, so I have another."

Wait…how does know….

"Please pay attention. I'm not going to say this twice." He gave me a look that said 'shut up and listen'.

"Back at the beginning, God made heaven, the universe and everything in between. Hell however was already there, the result of his little scrap with the darkness. Not just the little section your "demons" reside in. Deep down, further than Lucifer's prison is a land that no one dare go. That is the true face of hell, chaos incarnate . Where the primordial demons exist, true demons, not the angry spirits you deal with."

How is there some place worse! Does Crowley know? Douchbag probably knows all about that place. Question the disk later.

"Alright so what does hell prime have to do with anything? If your try to sell me a vacation home I'm not interested." I said.

"I'm getting to that. Now you see this layer is connect to the past, present and future. Time has no true meaning there. Because of that there now resides a particular stubborn and violent man that lives there. He has a hatred and a desire for brutality against all things hellish that most could never comprehend. And no one save for God can truly stop him."

That's when Death seemed to get a spark of… I'm gonna guess amusement… in his eyes. "And I am going to tell you how to summon him."

We just sat there, neither saying a word. Just the storm raging on until the skinny man broke the silence.

"Do we have a deal?"

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"Are you sure this is a good idea?" Sam asked.

"No, but it's better than nothing." Was my reply.

It only seemed right to end it here. The old cemetery in Lawrence.

Bobby was standing guard while Sam, Cas and I prepped the spell. Sam and I just finish up on our end

It didn't take much in the ways of supplies. A ring of Holy fire surrounding the grave yard, the ground inside drenched with demon blood, runes I'd never seen before drawn using dragon bone dust and the body of one recently deceased serial killer. Cas had just finished up prepping the body, i.e. burning the symbol that kind of resembled an anchor into its chest.

Walking over Cas look nervous, which is weird for his normal stoic face.

"The ritual is set but I still do not like this. I do not recognize this but is seems…unnatural."

"Yeah well you just summed up are lives right there." I snarked. "Now, we gonna stand around or are we gonna do this thing."

I pulled out the rings while Sam closed his eyes and sent out a quick prayer.

There was the sound of wings and standing there was devil himself. Off to the right was ….Adam, well Michael in Adams body.

"Well you called?" Lucifer said giving us a dark smirk before giving Michael a glance. "Good to see brother. Just let get my new ride then we'll get started."

" I've waited a long time, I can wait a bit more." Michael responded while directing a glare at Cas.

"Sorry to disappoint but my brothers not going to your bitch, even if he acts like one." I said more confidently than I felt.

"Hey!"

"See, what got a plan. Long and short we win, you lose."

"Oh you mean by stuffing me back in my old room with those ring there? Yeah I know about your little plan. You think you can take control and jump right in? I'd like to see you try, cause I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul that …I'm better than you."

Sam gave a chuckle. "Well, your half right. Though we're not going to stuff you back in."

Lets hope this works. That's when Sam started.

"ET EGO INVOCABO TE QUI MENU SUB IMPERIUM"

Suddenly the sky grew over cast and the Holy oil suddenly caught alight. The two archangels eyes widened ever so slightly while Cas took a step back. Hell, I could feel the energy in the air heat up a few degrees.

"WALKER IN INFERNUM, DIABOLI EST VENENUM,"

The flames got higher and the bloody ground seemed to almost…pulse. The bone dust runes glowed a bright green while the sky rumbled with thunder.

"GLORIA RAPAX, DE HOMINE EXEUNT CONTRACT ET HOSTES,"

The mark on the corpse started to burn a bright hellish red while it's eye lids opened, reveals to orbs of fire.

"ILLOS TUOS SAPORIS IRA,"

The corpse mouth open and let out a piercing scream so loud that everyone, even the angels had to cover their ears. The sky suddenly lit up with red lightning. My brother kept on chanting through it all.

"ET FACTUM EST USQUE CONVELLERE RIP!"

With those final words a bolt of red lighting struck the screaming corpse, which resulted in a explosion of blood. One that didn't spare anyone.

I turned away and started gaging. "Oh god, I think I got some in mouth."

"Uh….Dean. I think it worked."

Turning and wiping some of the blood off my face I finally saw what we were looking for.

"Is that a…robot?"

Standing there where the corpse used to be was a what looked like some green robot as tall as Sam.

"Where the fuck!?" He, definitely a guy, asked. He saw all of us and stopped. " Alright you as assholes better explain, NOW!"

It just so happens that the one he yelled at was the big dick of heaven, Michael.

"Just who or what do you think you are to demand of me and to but in on something that doesn't concern you, bug. Now, be gone." With that he snapped his fingers.

Only for nothing thing to happen. He looked confused and tried to the self combing thing on the green giant again and again with the same result.

"First off stop that, it feels like some ones poking my brain. Second," There was a flash and he was suddenly holding a massive double barreled shotgun that I will admit I'm jealous of, and put it against the angels chest. "I'm the son-of-a-bitch you don't fuck with."

The gun went off and the angel was sent flying a good twelve feet. When he landed he was holding his chest and groaning.

Now I like guns, but even I know they do jack against regular angels, let alone the big boys. No way was that a normal gun.

I want it.

Lucifer on the other hand didn't look happy.

"Did you just shoot my brother?"

"Yep."

"The only who gets to hurt him is me!" His vessels eyes glowed red and put out his hand. With that the armored being went flying backwards and through several tombstones.

The man was up in an instant and running at the devil. He was there so fast there was no time to dodge. Instead the fallen angel held up his hands and pushed against the green blur. IIT was like that for a few seconds, each grappling each other for domination.

Considering I had seen Lucifer tear apart and punch through gods, well damn green guys strong. The stalemate ended when the green machine raised his leg and kicked Lucy in the….well.

"Balls!" Bobby screamed while we all gave a sympathetic wince.

The devil keeled over while the…thing let go. It then saw us and marched over while we took a few steps back.

"Pretty boy, explain, NOW."

"Uh…well the guy you blasted was Michael and the guy you…man checked was Lucifer. They wanted to fight and destroy the world and we kinda called you up to fights those dicks." I explained.

"What the Devil? That jackass? He doesn't seem like much." It huffed.

Cas stepped forward. "They are in vessels, human hosts who let them take control. They can kill most humans by simply being in their presence. You however are different. Who are you?"

"I could ask the same."

"I'm Dean, that's Bobby, he Cas and tall and girly is my brother Sam."

He reached up and with a hiss pulled off his head, or apparently helmet. He looked human, short brown hair, a few scars and black eyes, not like demons but still creepy.

"You can call me Slayer. If wanted theses Guys' asses kicked all you had to do was ask. Be right back." He then immediately ran off.

I turned back to my merry band of screw ups. "Oooook, so we sit back and open the portal when he's ready I guess? By the way Cas, what the hell is that guy?"

He tilted his head, like a dog. "He is human, yet there is an odd energy resonating from him. Is is…erratic, back and forth, high and low. He resonates chaos, it seems to counter act all means of magic and abilities, aside from the most direct means."

" It doesn't matter who or what the hell he is." Bobby interrupted, "What matters is that he isn't trying to kill us and the feather morons passed him off. Now just open the damn portal so we can shove Lucifer back in!"

We all agreed, except Sam. He didn't seem to pay attention at all.

"Sam!"

He jumped a bit and focused on me.

"Sorry what did say, I was just watching Slayer. He's kind of giving Lucifer a noogy."

Immediately interested I turned around to see the armored man putting a struggling devil in a head lock and driving his fist into the head. Michael was behind them, pinned to the ground by what looks like an oversized chainsaw.

"I don't know whether to laugh or be terrified about how strong he is, probably both." Bobby said nudging my arm. "Now use those rings already."

"Hold on, let me do something."

Reaching in my pocket I pulled out my phone and took a picture.

"That's getting framed. Now let's do this." I threw the ring and said the incantation. "Bvtmon Tabges Babylon."

Suddenly the ground started crumbling and seemed to be sucked into a bottomless bit that admitted a high pitched whine.

"Hey big, green and badass! When your done can you throw then the hole!? It basically super prison." I yelled getting his attention.

Looking between the angel in his arms and the pit, and gave a feral grin.

Walking over while dragging the bloody and bruised archangel. He pushed him in front the pit and punched him in the face to stun him.

" I've always wanted to say this. THIS….IS…..crap I forgot the place. Oh well. FUCK YOU!" With that, he raised an armored foot and planted a kick on his chest and sent the devil screaming back down into the cage.

With a blinding flash of light the whole, and the plans for the apocalypse were gone.

"NNNNNOOOOOOO!" a screaming came from behind us.

Suddenly Slayer went flying and a banged up but now whole Michael, stood there, thoroughly pissed.

"I was supposed to fight my brother! Me! That was supposed to be my destiny! You'll all pay!" Sky started darkening and storm clouds gathered.

"Oh shut up."

Michael was suddenly being held in the air by a green hand wrapped around his throat. Slayer lifted his free hand and suddenly a demonic looking handle appeared. Which he then jabbed into Michaels chest.

With a scream of pain, his eyes lit up and wing of light appeared behind him, only to suddenly go out and his body to go limp.

Throwing aside the I think dead body and body and walk up to us.

I didn't know what to do. This…guy wasn't something you could pass off and walk away.

"Sooo….I have a few questions. But right now do have anything to eat? It's been a while since I have a good burger, now any place nearby?"

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And that's the first one shot. Before you ask I am open to suggestions. Also I am willing to continue the one shots, like say the Winchester meet Slayer again when on a hunt.

The chant to summon the DOOM Slayer, well here's the translation.

'I call upon you, he who terrorized the shadow realm, the hell walker, the bane of the devils, unchained predatory, come forth against the enemies of man, let them taste your wrath. Rip and tear until it is done!'

Also to my fellow Americans, Trump is the president so stop bitching. I don't like him but I respect his authority and his decisions, which I actually like surprisingly. Now please do the same, or at least wish him luck.

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