Ya. I'm doing this. Like, not even joking. Inspired by WriteratHeart2 and DutchessFrost (both of them).
I OWN NOTHING BUT MY MESS OF A BRAIN
Halt: GlareMaster
Will: InsertGoodUsername
Gilan: GlitteronHalt
Crowley: InvisibleThing
Horace: SilverPancake
Pauline: Laurelbranch101
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GlitteronHalt: Very accurate username, Halt.
GlareMaster: EVERYONE MUST DIE
InvisibleThing: I died. I'm just a carcass on the floor.
InsertGoodUsername: Yummy.
InvisibleThing: WHAT THE FORK WILL EWW
InsertGoodUsername: No, my coffee...
Laurelbranch101: O.o
SilverPancake: I guess Ranger cloaks really do make you invisible...
GlareMaster: No comment...
Laurelbranch101: Halt, be nice. *glares at disapprovingly*
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Laurelbranch101: Ugh, men.
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InsertGoodUsername: Should we be worried for Halt?
SilverPancake: Meh.
GlitteronHalt: Is no one going to comment on my username..?
InsertGoodUsername: I actually just looked at everyone else's usernames and oh my have we got some funny ones.
InsertGoodUsername: We've got GlareMaster (Halt, very true), InvisibleThing (really Crowley?!), SilverPancake (how did you come up with that Horace?), and GlitteronHalt. Where did you guys come up with this stuff?!
SilverPancake: When Halt and I were in Galica I went by the Oakleaf Knight but Halt said he might've said pancake knight.
GlitteronHalt: I had a dream where I dumped pink glitter on Halt.
InvisibleThing: I'm not even going to question that.
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Laurelbranch101: Halt has been sufficiently taken care of.
InsertGoodUsername: Why am I this scared, I shouldn't be this scared.
InvisibleThing: Will, you're not the only one. O.O
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GlitteronHalt: Welcome back Halt. Are you...alive?
GlareMaster: Unicorns and rainbows.
InvisibleThing: What's wrong with you Halt? Guys, something's wrong with Halt. PAULINE, WHY YOU GO BREAKING OUR HALT?!
InsertGoodUsername: I'm legitimately frightened for all of us. PAULINE, WHAT DID YOU DO?!
GlareMaster: You do realize that I was just malfunctioning, right?
InvisibleThing: WHAT THE FORK HALT WHAT THE FORK
InsertGoodUsername: I ma so scard my hande are tremlinh
Laurelbranch101: You do mean "scared," "hands," and "trembling," right? -_-
InvisibleThing: PAULINE THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR SPELLING LESSONS, HALT IS A ROBOT, PANIC ATTACK
GlitteronHalt: Guys, Crowley is hyperventilating, what do I do?!
Laurelbranch101: Ummm, make him breathe?
InsertGoodUsername: Stop him from being hyper? Keep him away from vents?
SilverPancake: You don't know what "hyperventilating" is, do you
InsertGoodUsername: Nope.
SilverPancake: Well, according to Goggle it's "breathe or cause to breathe at an abnormally rapid rate, so increasing the rate of loss of carbon dioxide" and "be or become overexcited."
InsertGoodUsername: Ohh, ok. Imma sleep now, I'm bone tired.
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How was it? I hope it was amusing, random, and complete and total chaos. Also, thanks Google for the definition. I knew what it was, but I didn't know how to word it. Also I purposely spelled Google wrong so there wouldn't be any copyright issues or anything.
In the words of Will, "Imma sleep now, I'm bone tired."
~WritersBlock