The Two Communities

Sirius chugged down another bottle of whiskey, as it's not every day he sees his best friend in boxers with green flames out of his forehead, fighting off assassins.

His fighting style is like that of his curse's. Feral and beastly.

Once everything was done, Reborn handled the assassins while he had to handle his passed-out best friend(only one alive left).

'Wow Moony...so you're a Lightning-type...' Sirius marveled as Remus was so tired and had the mother of all bodyaches.

'Yeah...owww...' Remus moaned in muscle pains. 'I don't wanna do that again...' he whimpered.

'But still, good job though.' said Misty, handing him a pain reliever.

'Meh, with the stuff we used to put up with 14 years ago, this is to be expected.' said Remus wryly.

'14 years ago?' Iemitsu blinked.

'Terrorist attacks in England but it occurs underground.' said Sirius. 'Thus only higher-up in the government knows of it and swept under the rug, but people of our occupation fought them off, ensuring that never gets public to avoid panic. But that's the cause of unsolved disappearances when the Police tried to figure that out but sadly, there's stuff the public isn't allowed to know. Stuff done are so way overboard beyond realistic that out enemies exploited refuge in audacity we had no say in the matter. Misty's dad James is one of our best fighters...but he and his wife went down because one of our own betrayed us and that same bastard is why I'm in prison for nothing.' he said bitterly. 'And that's why Misty ended up in her abusive relatives' hands. Glad they're in jail for it.' he sneered. 'Crime doesn't stay buried forever.'

'Oh...'

'Well, that chapter is behind us now we really wanted to start fresh to really live.' said Remus. 'Misty's helping us out as when she used to be a ghost, she was able to truly live a semi-normal life and got the chance to be a kid by going to school and playing with your kid. But nothing about having fun and stuff though.' he sighed mournfully. 'Nothing about amusement parks or fun places to go to...hopefully when she can walk again, we can do family stuff and we're way behind on that as things back in Britain destroyed our lives. We just...want to move on and live normally.' he said as the brits went gloomy.

'I see...'

They are in the know, but as of now, all invalids.

Sirius and Remus are malnourished and working hard to heal to protect their goddaughter who's an invalid via muscle atrophy from years of comatose...because her cousin pushed her down the stairs and she fell in a bad way that nearly killed her, thus exposing years of abuse towards her in turn. She cannot walk yet, taking to diet and medication first before Shamal deems her strong enough for PT.

So they cannot be active for Vongola and his son will put his foot down if any attempts are made as he and Misty grew up like siblings. Doesn't help that she remained a little girl for years as she couldn't go back to her growing body because of Sky Burns for trying to help his son. Thus no romantic relationship was built.

He sighed. Things went wrong all because he wanted to hide his son from the world...then there's his wife! What Nana's done was irreparable! What could he do to keep his family together before it truly breaks? As far as he and Tsuna knows, she still thinks things are normal when it's not and much of it her unwitting fault!

For now, he has to go out to confront the Varia as the Brits conceal Lambo...

xxx

'So, the Ring Battles will start soon.' said Misty as in their apartment, the huge famiglia met together, combining Cavallone forces with the smaller Vongola gathering that some ate in the living room. Even Hibari who hated crowding. Those who can speak Japanese talk in Japanese but the Marauders only speak English the only Tsuna, Hibari to an extent and the mafioso can understand.

'Yes...the first battle is the Sun battles.' said Reborn. 'It's Sasagawa first.'

'I'll win to the extreme, don't worry about meeee!' Ryohei boisterously cheered while downing a lot of magically-reinforced Chankonabe.

'Well, given how er, extreme things are, bring a pair of sunglasses with you tomorrow night.' Misty advised. 'I think they'll take things a little TOO literally regarding the elemental side of things.' she said. 'Seriously now...just as a precaution OK?'

'Ehhh I don't need to...'

'You WILL do it.' Misty reinforced her voice with her magic with a stern 'mom voice' to get him to comply and he meeped.

'She's right turf-top, anything can fuckin' happen.' Gokudera grunted before perking up. 'This Chankonabe's tasty!' they get it from a large pot filled with dark green leafies, chopped shiitake, enoki, chicken breasts and eggs, tofu and soba noodles instead of glass noodles. In Misty's case due to her condition, she has to deal with boiled whole oats boiled in chankonabe broth with tofu, eggs, and seeds with cheese as snacks and soy milk for drinks. Soft diet for her for now even if her food was weird! Oats in milk is normal but in nabe broth. Really?

'It's all we ever eat lately to get our muscles and bones improving while we hit the gym.' said Sirius. 'Look at us, we're sad medical cases!' he snorted as the british were...unhealthily-skinny and gaunt. 'Repetition is irksome and we're tired of nabe and oats, but we gotta do what we gotta do.'

'Ain't that the truth.' Dino sweatdropped as they really...don't look so good and these guys are over ten years older than he. Due to the secret Terrorist Wars in Britain that the higher ups swept over to conceal from the world that they're working on to investigate until the Vindice put their foot down as that was 'forbidden threshold or have a suite' in Vendicare, they cannot dig further or else. Thus the truth, only the Brits and Vindice know.

After dinner, they helped clean up before leaving.

Due to being civilians, they cannot come to watch to support Remus in battle. Remus made it through by hardening his muscles and bones to protect his vital organs and barely won his fight because he was flame active. They can at least, visit in hospital.

In a week, its because of the mess that was the Sky Battle that Misty dashed out in her armored robot.

'H-hey Misty?!' Sirius squawked out, chasing after her and managed to hang on onto her robot arm and got himself seated properly.

'I can't take it anymore! The match is rigged in a way that it favors the Varia!' Misty cried furiously as she pieced things from what she watched through the mirror. 'You saw it didn't you?! So what if they're tied up and poisoned?! Assassin mentality and civilian mentality are different entirely! I trust my friends but I hate this! At least Moony who's a war veteran can piece things together!'

'You see things differently that I didn't see what you saw...I really need to go muggle and let's save Moony!' Sirius chuckled as he rode on her robo-back. 'By the way, I never knew the reference to this robot Shamal showed you. You watched some anime right?'

'I did, but he won't show me the anime for this one.' Misty huffed. 'Wonder why. Whatever! We got work-'

Chains shot out of nowhere and blocked their way, forcing them to stop. 'Eek!'

'It's the Vindice?!' Sirius gasped out as one appeared before them.

'Misty Potter can proceed. But Sirius Black cannot.' he said. 'Your power must not be exposed to the Mafia.' and he was gone.

'Damn, I wish I wasn't a pureblood...' Sirius doesn't look too happy as he jumped down from Misty's robot. 'Only half-bloods can have access to flames...I'll go to the hospital instead and book the kids some rooms. At least I know Vongola will pay for it!'

'Please!' and Misty went ahead while Sirius apparated away to the hospital.

As she ran for the hospital, Mukuro guided her in her mind, having her take care of the Varia Assassins in waiting in the shadows, and had her meet up with Lancia and Basil.

'Er?!'

'I WAS gonna join my friends but I didn't expect the Assassin Squad...Mukuro had me sniff them out and kill them all! Your end?!'

'We've done our side too!' said Basil.

'Let's give them a nice surprise.' Lancia grinned, getting his flail ready. 'Let's move it kids. Some got away from us.' and they too, hid in the shadows as they headed to school...but they allowed the escapees a minute to talk to Belphegor...before they struck with Lancia's loud entrance and blew away the remaining assassins.

'BOUJAREPPA!'

'Woooow, your flail is as scary as ever~' Misty chirped as the cavalry arrived. 'If you're gonna get reinforcements, at least make sure they're quality!' she grinned derisively, mocking the Varia with that jibe. 'No match for us three at all!' she said as her group showed up.

'O-oh! That's the person Mukuro-sama called with Misty-san...' Chrome blinked owlishly, but relieved that they got reliable rescue because she really can't stand any more!

'Misty!' Gokudera gasped out, being he stood with Chrome.

'Don't be mistaken Vongola...I didn't come here to help you.' said Lancia, gripping his flail before smiling. 'I came here to say thank you.'

'L-Lancia-san too?!' Tsuna squawked, bug-eyed.

'Why the hell is he here with a robot?!' Ken burst out as Chikusa stared.

'Misty...' Remus wheezed out, still woozy from poison even though he just recovered. 'This place is dangerous!' he cried worriedly. 'Go back home to Padfoot! Speaking, why isn't he here?!' he worries as Misty is here yet Sirius wasn't. He got a 'memory stamp' that explained everything to his chagrin so Sirius was elsewhere. The Vindice doesn't want magic to be known and Sirius can only fight with magic. He cannot use Flames being a Pureblood and they don't wanna know what they'll do if Sirius still proceeded.

'Details, details!' said Misty with a lazy handwave as she went to pick him up and quickly went to Tsuna, her brother in all but blood and protected him from Belphegor's knives with snakes catch-biting his knives mid-air and she personally kicked him and shoved Mammon onto the ground with her robo-hand.

'Guah!'

'Hmph! Bad boy!' Misty huffed.

'Er Misty, your robot's heavy, won't you kill them?' Yamamoto asked nervously as Misty's fighting form is about 13 feet tall, large and heavy.

'Hah, they who are prepared to kill should be prepared to be killed in turn!' Misty retorted. 'Murder attempts happen and murder by self-defense happens all the time in the world!' that made Yamamoto gulp.

'Hehe, as a war veteran, I agree with my godkid.' Remus chuckled painfully. 'That's words to live by if you're ever put in such a position. It's either you and those you care for, or the bastard soon to hurt you. Take your pick.' he said. 'Better you bloody your hands knowing you saved those dear to you, than bloody your hands for twisted fun delighting in misery of others.'

'...'

'You're all useless scumbags...' Xanxus gritted his teeth in frustrated bitterness. 'Shit! Damn you all! I curse you all to death!'

The Cervello then declared Vongola the victor of the Ring Battles.

xxx

The injured are gathered in two rooms. To Hibari's chagrin, he's in a shared ward. In other words, a CROWD.

He was annoyed.

'Why didn't I get a private room?' he growled crossly. 'This is Crowding!'

'About that...' said Dino sheepishly. Misty's revenge for giving her trouble in Kokuyo Land when they fought Mukuro was this. And with Cavallone and Vongola help, he can't request his own private room as 'all rooms are occupied' complete with illusion nameplates on every vacant room in the hospital keyed only to him. She knows Hibari hates crowding, so...

Upon learning him being here was out of spite, Hibari glared at Misty who was with Sirius, talking to Remus in his area of the ward. She was strong, he can give her that, and her health was clearly improving.

Is she a carnivore...or a herbivore?

xxx

Back home, a week later...

'Man, I'm never doing that again.' Remus winced as he still has muscle aches after being discharged. 'How soon does Lambo turn fifteen?' he moaned, carefully sitting on the couch. 'I'm an old man too old for this shit.' Shamal raised an eyebrow.

Remus is 33 years old. Same as Sirius.

Seven years younger than him chronologically, but war time when he was young, and lack of access to food, water and enough sleep in fear of being found and killed, plus severe stress aged him so, and feebled him too soon that he had the feebleness of a person twice his age. But nothing food and drugs can't fix and he'll be a springy man again soon.

Sirius was worse off. After war, he got framed and chucked to the slammer. His food was 'very watery oatmeal and very stale bread'...yeah, not healthy at all.

'Actually you can retire now.' Shamal drawled to the younger man's delight, as he has the Lightning Ring in his possession. 'You were Lambo's so-called regent just for that fight. After that, no more and little Vongola will handle the ring again soon.

'Thank god!' the brits were VERY glad about the notion.

'I want to recover from war for real this time, please.' Remus whimpered. Muggle assassins are the worst! The likes of Death Eaters are children compared to these bastards!

'Well, I'm glad you guys are taking health and recovery seriously, but still, train as a precaution.' Shamal advised. 'And Misty, can you stamp tricks in Lambo's head? He's clearly...not the sharpest tool in the shed.' he sighed, glancing at Misty. 'His dumbass family didn't educate him and he's in a precarious situation.'

'Right...and why didn't they?' Misty frowned.

'The Bovino Family are mostly researchers and inventors of little note, but they aspire to make it big in our world.' said Shamal with a sneer. 'Their only triumph so far is the 10-year Bazooka that lasts for five minutes in switching you with your ten-year-later older self who'll be here and you'll be in their time.' he said as that got the Marauders pausing. The muggles invented a time-travel switching device when all magicals got so far is the Time-Turners that enables you to travel backwards to change past events to change the future? That's incredible as it is but Shamal and the Mafia world deems it insignificant?!

Then again, muggles could travel to the MOON, stay in Outer Space, dive deep sea for research...and even blow up a whole city in one blow. Not only that, their combat abilities are horrifying. Misty was a skilled muggle fighter herself relying on her robot...

xxx

Weeks passed by.

Eating right, taking meds, hitting the gym on Shamal's menu to build dense bone and muscle, and painful rehab in hospital with Reborn exposing her body to Sun Flames once a week to stimulate her body(he's TOO strong for a daily dose he's fatal)...

It's finally November 1...

...but something happened, only to Misty one breakfast time.

She vanished and the last word she cried, was 'Hogwarts!'

'Hogwarts?' Shamal frowned as the Brits were horrified. What's so horrifying about pigs with warts?

'At least we know where to go!' Sirius swore as Misty's telepathy was active. 'Considering events there as we keep track of our society, there's one damn event and she's illegally entered UNDERAGE! Motherfucker!' he cried in horror and anger. 'There's a way...her old school records in Surrey. Her name must've been taken from her old schoolwork! Fuck!'

'We'll handle this!' Remus growled, his eyes wanting bloody murder. 'Shamal, ask the Vindice for permission to step in our world! You're the ONLY one we trust for Misty! Once you get OK, we'll have you over!'

'Right...'

xxx

And at Hogwarts, around Midnight...

Misty appeared in the blue flames of the Goblet of fire on the floor, much to the gasping shock of the students and faculty present.

'Owww...'

'...Misty Potter?' Professor McGonagall asked nervously. Misty conjured a giant pair of gloved hands and a wheelchair to pick her up and she's like a limp doll that the mere sight, is uncanny as she was seated in her chair. Doesn't help that she's wearing a cute classic loli dress, white stockings and mary janes. She even has a cute headband. She has the appearance of the wealthy titled lady that she is as one of the Ancient Noble House of Potter.

'Yeah that's me.' Misty grumbled. 'Who the hell kidnapped me?' she demanded irritably.

'Well, somebody entered your name in the Goblet of Fire Ms. Potter.' said Mr. Crouch.

'Somebody fill this invalid in, please?! I'm about to go on physical therapy for muscle atrophy after several years of comatose and you guys just kidnapped me!' Misty grunted in annoyance. 'So who's this dumb shit who kidnapped me? I'm gonna tear them a new asshole!' the black cloaked students began whispering among themselves.

'Language!' McGonagall gasped, affronted.

'What, kidnappers deserve no respect!' Misty sneered. 'Tell me what's going on so I can hunt this product of a diseased cunt and shove them in some cow's diarrhea ass head first and I can go back to my therapy on schedule!'

Everyone was thinking, that Misty's foul language was highly incongruent to her appearance. Sure she dresses like a rich girl, still unhealthily skinny due to her situation, and she swears like a sailor! The boys looked rather amused while the girls, well...what a first impression on the local celebrity!

'Just what on earth are they teaching you in muggle school?! Swearing 101?!' McGonagall shrieked, upset as the Great Hall doors banged open, showing irate pair of Marauders who were dressed stylishly well and their eyes were blazing with anger.

'Moony! Padfoot!' Misty beamed happily. Fred and George perked up at the sight of their idols and they had no idea Sirius Black was either Moony or Padfoot of the Marauder's Map, but wilted at the sight of their furious rage for obvious reasons, so fanboying can wait.

'Who do we need to beat up, eh?!' Sirius snarled. 'Answers, now!'

The faculty and tournament officials had to explain away the Tri-Wizard Tournament...and since Misty was dragged in, an ill invalid no less...they had to read a rulebook regarding her situation. She has to prove that she did NOT enter her name by writing her name and submit it. The Goblet will detect her underage magic and reject her, and hunt the 'Misty Potter' whose magic was of age who will then be contracted to participate or become a Squib!

They did just that, just in time before the goblet's flames went out for the next few centuries...and the real Misty was rejected.

This was to the horror and anger of one 'Alastor Moody'...and whipped his wand out at Misty, but Misty conjured a bunch of barbed wires and mercilessly slithered around him fast as it wraps around, causing him to howl in pain as the barbs scratch him inch deep. Then dragged to the hall.

The whole hall gasped.

'Miss Potter, what sort of magic is that, that's a little too...' Dumbledore stammered out at the brutality shown by a fourteen year old.

'Oh come on, don't feel sorry for a criminal.' Sirius scoffed. 'He kidnapped Misty by forcing her into the Tri-Wizard Tournament. Now...time to make him talk!'

'And what makes you think I'll talk, Black?' Moody winced in pain despite his sneers.

'Stuff it, you STD Product.' Misty sneered back. 'First things first before I shove you back into the twat you came from...where, is the real Alastor Moody? Answer...and I'll be kind enough to let you choose your killer.' she said pleasantly, conjuring Pinhead from Hellraiser, Freddy Krueger from Nightmare on Elm Street, Leatherface from Texas Chainsaw, Chucky, and Jason from Friday the 13th with tools of their trade, making a lot of Muggleborns back away in fear. Some even freaked and ran away, leaving behind fourth years and up! And clueless wizards wondered who all these...freaks are.

'M-Ms. Potter, shouldn't we let the law handle this?' Percy Weasley pleaded, going green.

'Ohhhh no no no Weasley-boy! This is a Death Eater so he's a Pureblood~' Misty tut-tutted with a floating glove finger-wag, guessing his identity by his family trademark. 'In a Pro-Pureblood Government, he'll get off with a slap on the wrist despite his crime~doesn't that happen a lot waaaay back 30 years ago, hmmm~?' she drawled sweetly but her smile promised dark pain.

'The justice here is blood-based after all. If pureblood on the dark side, everyone will pull the blue whale from antartica for you and serve it fresh for dinner. Half-blood with connections and money, yeah but you're least prioritized and if you're a muggleborn, nobody gives a fuck unless they got a Pureblood friend. Squibs? Oh dear, too bad for you, you died in an accident not worth investigating.' she said mockingly in a very dramatic manner.

'That's how this country works so I'mma take matters into my own hands if I want my fucking justice in this shitty piece of shit country with lotsa witnesses so this can't be swept under the rug! It helps we got international guests, too!' and she conjured a boot with spiky soles and made it stomp hard between 'Alastor's legs making him howl in falsetto in pain.

Needless to say, 45% of the hall gasped. Horrified at the revelations, and the sheer brutality they see now. And the way Misty handled things showed how much faith she had with her own country...basically NONE and this, was a political disaster of epic proportions.

Nothing short of a beatdown via serial killer brigade occurred when the disguised Death Eater fails to answer, forcing him to answer. They rescued the REAL DADA teacher and why Misty was kidnapped, causing a lot of people to gasp. Some fainted at the brutality going on, some lost their dinner...

His Identity?

Barty Crouch Jr. And all hell broke loose...

By the time Misty was done, the Marauders left to act as well, leaving Misty in Hogwarts, pleasantly smiling as her kidnapper was at her mercy.

'Uhm...' Neville Longbottom piped up.

'Hummm, you are?' Misty asked the plump boy who got her attention.

'Neville Longbottom and my family has beef with him too.' said Neville softly. He was not content with what happened to Barty Jr. when he got wind who the man really was.

'Ohhhh! I'm aware of that dearie! Why else did I break him so hard?' said Misty with a beatific smile that was oh-so-wrong with the way she talked. 'In my opinion I could've done better, buuuut we got many sensitive people here I held back.' she pouted childishly. 'That wasn't enough stress relief!' she complained as her serial killers poofed out via smoke.

And the Marauders are back with a demented-looking baby that looked like the lovechild of different aliens put together...and he was clearly beaten up too.

'Say hello to a wanna-revive Voldemort!' Sirius said cheerful smile, holding him up with one arm, dangling him haphazardly like a sack. 'We beat him up and how soon do we chuck him to the Veil?' he asked, roughly and painfully throwing the 'baby' on the floor, making him grunt in pain.

Again, all hell broke loose and the faculty were horrified.