Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, Naruto Shippuden, or any other anime/manga for that matter. This is just a parody and all rights belong to their specific owners.

1212122121212121212121212121212121212121212121212121212121

Hell, that was what Naruto was looking at as he surveyed what used to be his village. There were roots and destruction everywhere but no matter how much Naruto wanted to he just couldn't cry. Sakura had run off with Kakashi after the battle and now Naruto spent his time hopping from place to place with Kurama and the other bijuu every now and then.

As he looked down at his hand Naruto could see the blood that trailed down from his fingertips to his wrist. They were both supposed to die that day… but instead he had more chakra and overpowered his brother's final chidori. He wanted to shut it off then, but his control was gone with the weariness that came from the fight and the next thing he knew, his hand had impaled Sasuke's chest. That had been ten years ago. He had lost his six-paths sage mode when Sasuke died. It turned out when one died the other lost their powers in a strange cause and effect type of deal.

He had spent the first few years alone traveling across Whirlpool Country and studying the surviving seals to find a way to free Kurama from his prison. Afterwards, he just trained to honor the memory of his fallen comrades. Now he was probably one of the strongest shinobi that had ever lived. He knew almost every jutsu ever recorded in every village, multiple taijutsu styles, was a master in seals, knew how to use every shinobi weapon, and had mastered almost every other shinobi skill. He was sure Hashirama or Madara would still be able to defeat him however. He would never run out of chakra now after mastering chakra control to a point that he was on par with Sakura and with his already massive reserves.

His mood turned even worse as he thought of his onetime crush. The bijuu were good friends, but he would appreciate some human contact every once in a while. Sakura and Kakashi had blamed him for Sasuke's death and their current… unfortunate situation so he hadn't talked to Sakura for 6 long years and had talked to Kakashi 5 years ago. He had grown much more mature from all of this loneliness and his look showed it. He wore a black, long sleeved shirt with orange lines running up from the sides and swirled around his sleeves. His pants were black cargo pants with multiple pockets that held seals and weapons. He wore black steel tipped boots and finished off the look with a navy blue coat he found in Kiri. He also crafted a sword meant to look like the Executioner's Blade that was just as long and thick but ended in a triangular pattern and was only half as wide.

He had killed Kakashi with this sword… Naruto quickly shook his head as he remembered that day 5 years ago. He didn't want to remember that… He didn't want to remember that feeling of betrayal, the pain of having a chidori rammed through his shoulder without Kurama there to heal him. He didn't want to remember the sickening satisfaction he gained when his sword stabbed his sensei in the same place his rasengan had killed Sasuke. Naruto couldn't keep himself from remembering and threw up from his perch on top of the carving of his father's head.

He shook his head again and made his way down to the village. Most of it had been destroyed but a few of the buildings were still standing. "Hello Iruka-sensei, how are you doing?" he asked a stone statue of his old sensei that he had made with earth style jutsu. "I see you still aren't talking. I thought I told you to go see Tsunade-baachan about that tongue infection. I hope she heals all of the others' infections too, it's starting to get lonely around here heh heh," Naruto chuckled but then grew quiet as he looked around some more.

He had made statues of all of his other precious people too. Next to Iruka was Gaara who was visiting to see the coronation before getting the infection. He had been forced to make his own face on the Hokage Monument, he hoped Tsunade hurried up and got that cure ready, it had been 4 years after all. He looked up at his face on the Hokage Monument and smiled shakily. He wished that the genjutsu that took all of his real friends could have taken him too. Naruto rapidly cut out that line of thinking. It had been that train of thought that made him kill Sakura in a last ditch effort attempt to save everyone. It turned out that even in death, Sasuke lost his sage given powers. Even Edo Tensei did not give Naruto or Sasuke their powers back and he still remembered Sasuke's harsh words when he heard that he had died and that his surrogate brother had sacrificed his friend like he was Orochimaru.

Naruto sighed and started walking to the ruins of the Hokage Tower. He had paperwork to write so he could fill it out later after all…

121212121212121212121212121212121212121212121212121212121212121212

Kurama frowned as he looked at his former container walk towards the Hokage Tower with his shoulders slouched. Even the bijuu talking to him did not help anymore. His mind slowly started to deteriorate after he became the last human on the planet and Kurama and his siblings were incredibly worried about their friend. Naruto had thrown himself into learning and training with the massive amount of clones he could make until he knew more things than any other ninja. Despite his modesty, Kurama thought that Naruto could defeat any other shinobi with his massive skill arsenal.

However, his skills were wasted here and he only drove himself crazier and crazier with time. His mental fortifications had broken some time ago and he took a nosedive in saneness when he killed the only other humans and another nosedive when he learned how to sense things and found that everyone was already dead inside the cocoons. He had stayed inside of his old apartment for 3 days before Kurama literally dragged him out with his teeth to get him to actually eat before he starved himself to death.

The giant fox sighed as he looked up to the moon, which had not left the sky since the genjutsu started. He supposed it was time to use THAT jutsu. He was the only one left with this technique because he was the strongest. While he did not have any special abilities, it was not because he was the strongest, it was just because it wasn't meant to be used unless it is the biggest emergency or catastrophe. He really should have used it 10 years ago, but he wanted to enjoy being free before his entire consciousness was literally erased from existence.

He mentally apologized to all of his siblings and received confused emotions from everyone but Gyuki. The ox-octopus thing, he still didn't know what his father was on when he made him, was told about this technique hundreds of years ago and had wanted to use it as soon as Kiribi was confirmed dead. His favorite sibling just sent his thanks as Kurama put his hands into a symbol he hoped he would have never had to use. With a large flash of energy and a sad smile from Kurama the world faded to white. Right before he left Kurama wondered how far back his first friend would go. "Oh well," he thought with a grin. "That's the brat's problem."

121212121212121212121212121212121212212121212121212121212121212121

Naruto was filing reports for an alliance with New Whirlpool Village when he saw a flash of light come from the one surviving window in the tower. He smiled as he thought that the genjutsu was finally taking him too and he could join his friends. He closed his eyes and hoped that he could end up back when everything started, back when he could change everything.

121212121212121212121212121212121212121212121212121212121212121212

Naifu Taranku had seen many strange things in her life as assistant to the Hokage. She had seen a ninja whose hair could literally defy gravity, a boy who dressed in a green spandex suit like it was actually stylish, that boy's sensei who apparently started the 'trend', she had even walked in on the Fourth Hokage and his wife doing the sexy yellow horizontal flash. But never in her life had she seen something as strange as a 27 year old who looked exactly like said Fourth Hokage appear about 2 feet away from her.

"Sweet Kami almighty!" she yelled as she leapt to the other side of the room and checked her heart. She was forty years old dammit, her heart couldn't handle shit like that. Suddenly, two Anbu agents appeared in the room and were looking around for what had scared her. She shakily pointed to the now standing blond who was now standing and looking around like he couldn't believe where he was. Looking closely, she could see he had a Konoha forehead protector that was cut, chipped, and a little burnt. She thought that he was loyal to Konoha until she say three more attached to his arm. On the top was one with a horizontal slash through it, in the middle was one that seemed to have some sort of dust stuck in the symbol, and on the final one there was a large cut through one end of it that looked like a sword slice.

He barely seemed to notice anyone else in the room as he looked down at his hands and then around the administration office. "Yes! I'm in the genjutsu! But who is the Hokage if I don't have the hat on? And why does the office look so weird?" He seemed to ponder about this until the two Anbu decided to knock him unconscious for questioning. He did not even look up as he broke one of their masks with a single punch and then hit a pressure point on the other's neck to knock them out. "Shhhhh I'm thinking."

Was he serious?! He just knocked out two elite ninja while he was lost in thought?! Who the hell was this guy?! Naifu breathed a sigh of relief when the Third Hokage appeared behind the guy in his battle gear. "What is the meaning of this?! Who are you and why have you attacked my ninja?!" the old Hokage commanded while in a battle ready stance.

Neither of them were prepared for the man to smile brightly and run towards the Hokage with his arms open for a hug. "Jii-chan! Tsunade healed your infection! I thought it would never happen!" The poor man did not know what to do as he was caught off guard and captured in a spinning hug. She saw his eyes widen when he saw the man's face and rapidly grab him before teleporting away. She guessed he was taking him elsewhere to deal with him, good riddance. She walked back to her desk and sat down, trying to forget about the strange occurrence.

121212121212121212121212121212121212121212121212121212121212121212

Hiruzen Sarutobi has lived for a long, long time. During that time, he had never seen anything like this. Here in front of him was the spitting image of Minato Namikaze, only with whisker marks. "Who are you boy?" the old man hissed when the two got to his office.

The man looked hurt as he looked at Hiruzen and he saw a ton of emotions in his eyes. Pain, loneliness, and insanity being the three major ones he witnessed. "Don't you remember me old man? It's me Naruto!" he smiled at this last part like he was remembering something. Meanwhile, Hiruzen raised an eyebrow at the man.

"The only Naruto I know is in the academy," this seemed to make the man react as his mouth widened in amazement.

"There are two of me?! Wow this genjutsu sure is strange!" the man, Naruto, said with a smile.

"What genjutsu? If you are in one why aren't you trying to get out?" Hiruzen asked curiously.

Naruto giggled insanely before answering, "Oh, I see! No-one in the genjutsu knows it's a genjutsu! Well don't worry, I know how much you love knowledge old man so I'll fill you in!" he looked around to make sure no-one was around without whispering to the older man, "You can't tell anyone though, won't want there to be a panic."

Hiruzen decided to humor the man and nodded to hear why there would be a panic. "Well this had to be a genjutsu because the real Konoha has been destroyed for a decade now." Hiruzen's eyes widened while the man seemed to nod seriously. It seemed that references to the 'real world' made 'Naruto' here somber and serious. He would call the man's bullshit if he didn't see the soul-crushing grief and pain in the man's eyes. He had never seen that kind of pain and it spoke wonders of the man's mental fortitude that he was only insane.

"Destroyed…? How so?" Hiruzen asked warily. Naruto then told Hiruzen about everything that happened. Oh and that meant EVERYTHING starting from birth. Now Hiruzen knew that this was really Naruto but he still didn't believe that it was a genjutsu. Time travel was proven possible when Minato developed the Hiraishin after all, well at least time/space teleportation.

First thing was first however. He needed to get this man to a Yamanaka to get his mind fixed before doing anything else. Hopefully, with this man's help they could save the world. With calm hands he guided Naruto out of the building, despite the aid's protests, and towards the Yamanaka Clan building. If anyone could fix him Inoichi could. If he couldn't then he feared the village could be doomed…

121212121212121212121212121212121212121212121212121212121212121212

Well what did you guys think? This is a new story that I just thought of about time travel and all that. I hope this one is also a little different with Naruto's insanity being part of it and all that. He will also have a few flashbacks every now and then because he DEFINITELY had some PTSD from the whole war and killing his only friends. I hope you enjoy it and please rate and review to let me know how you all feel about it.